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Topicwhy unions are bad
R1masher
06/06/24 10:16:39 AM
#102
eww Blocked Tagged Reported as unskilled

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TopicWhat population of the world knows about us?
R1masher
06/06/24 1:26:23 AM
#2
Were right below Friendster

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TopicMy dad is getting on me for peeing in Gatorade bottles while playing League
R1masher
06/06/24 1:24:56 AM
#2
Why dont you just wear pampers

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TopicWould you rather be named Ace or Olaf?
R1masher
06/06/24 12:58:08 AM
#2
Ace if my last name is Hole, Olaf if my last name is Herclothesoff

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TopicLemons or Grapefruits
R1masher
06/06/24 12:49:26 AM
#4
Grapefruit, lemons smell like a mens room and that where shit goes down

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TopicI found a life-sized Bulbasaur at Goodwill for $1
R1masher
06/06/24 12:44:05 AM
#16
Is there a hole in it?

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TopicI'm outside of your window
R1masher
06/06/24 12:43:06 AM
#3
Are you a vulture, Im on the 54th floor

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TopicIf you sexy and you know it clap your hands
R1masher
06/06/24 12:41:57 AM
#5
Thought it was just two claps, this just throws the rhythm off

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TopicPororin can feel it
R1masher
06/06/24 12:40:57 AM
#8
I can feel 3rd person

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TopicWatching Vampire Hunter D right now.
R1masher
06/06/24 12:23:34 AM
#2
Im sorry Im disturbing you from your viewing with this inane post

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Topic$50 or bring back Hornyposting permanently.
R1masher
06/05/24 3:13:44 PM
#7
That money would get me wet I could pay my water bill

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TopicTrump's Word Salad: Genius or Dementia?
R1masher
06/05/24 2:53:42 AM
#4
ItsNotA2Mer posted...
Dementius.

yeah, I wanna live in the wasteland and drive a v8 interceptor

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TopicAlec Baldwin is making a reality series about him and his family
R1masher
06/05/24 2:49:08 AM
#5
None of them are even bald, how can they win?

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Topicprey is the best predator film IMO
R1masher
06/04/24 1:07:53 PM
#3
i like the og the best, that was good tho

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TopicAlien: Romulus official trailer
R1masher
06/04/24 12:48:11 PM
#3
In space no one can hear you alien

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TopicWhat Hulk is your fave
R1masher
06/04/24 12:38:56 PM
#16
Wulk, get wulk go bulk

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TopicI am being CANCELLED
R1masher
06/04/24 12:32:27 PM
#2
Did you get to wrap up the series?

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TopicI'm very unsympathetic to complaints about property taxes increases
R1masher
06/04/24 12:31:07 PM
#8
Man, fuck my $13.000 a year property taxes, cant drink the water, they tore up the road five years ago for a gas line and havent repaved the street so theres a two foot wide strip of deteriorating asphalt the whole length of the street fucking up my car and if I dont pay these jacked ass taxes I can lose my house

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TopicVacaying in San Diego for a week.
R1masher
06/04/24 12:20:38 PM
#2
is there an aisle full of sweatpants?

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TopicIt's like Thursday today.
R1masher
06/04/24 12:16:43 PM
#4
are you using the Julian calendar ?

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TopicWill Summer improve GameFAQs activity
R1masher
06/04/24 12:09:58 PM
#3
No, everyone gonna be touching grass

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TopicDon't make me use my ultimate technique, kid
R1masher
06/04/24 12:02:16 PM
#4
Calm down boomer, kids rule

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TopicHave you been accused of being way too emotional?
R1masher
06/04/24 12:00:47 PM
#9
Of course, if youre passionate about something a hater is gonna step in and say calm down

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Topiciced coffee is so good
R1masher
06/04/24 11:52:17 AM
#3
How good is it?

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TopicWhat's the most underrated animal in terms of violence?
R1masher
06/04/24 11:51:23 AM
#19
Male Himalayan cats, you can always find Himalayan in your spot on the couch

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TopicI hurt my back while brushing my teeth.
R1masher
06/04/24 7:14:22 AM
#6
Sounds like a weak core, try engaging it

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TopicOpened a bin store this weekend.
R1masher
06/04/24 3:07:53 AM
#21
Thought bin meant garbage

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TopicBest thirst quencher in your opinion?
R1masher
06/04/24 2:43:08 AM
#55
Coffee

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TopicPeople who whistle are so weird
R1masher
06/03/24 10:12:20 PM
#10
Just give them a couple saltine crackers

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TopicWhat is your favorite ZZ Top song?
R1masher
06/03/24 6:40:20 PM
#22
Freebird

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Topicif you kill anything other than roaches,flies,rats.
R1masher
06/03/24 6:39:01 PM
#22
Theres a snake in my boot thats ok, the rampaging pitbull will get it

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TopicMan almost ran over a turtle today.
R1masher
06/03/24 6:35:16 PM
#3
how fast was man going

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TopicToday at work my co worker got fired as soon as he came in today
R1masher
06/03/24 6:33:47 PM
#3
I heard eating pineapple makes your test results taste different

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TopicWhich order did you read the text bubbles in the top panel?
R1masher
06/03/24 6:27:44 PM
#3
Tldr

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TopicWhat's so good about The Wire?
R1masher
06/03/24 3:09:32 PM
#3
A British dude played a cop from Baltimore in Baltimore

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TopicYouTube comments without context
R1masher
06/03/24 3:07:30 PM
#2
That seems contrived even without context verdict, not amusing

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TopicWhen is being rude necessary?
R1masher
06/03/24 2:45:22 PM
#11
When you have diarrhea

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TopicWait what, I had no idea we're getting another Venom (Tom Hardy) movie.
R1masher
06/03/24 9:53:47 AM
#4
Getting a Spawn movie too

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TopicPeople keep telling me to sleep around to get over a breakup
R1masher
06/03/24 9:51:16 AM
#9
I am emotionally and physically connected to my hand

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TopicI saw this posted on Facebook and it disturbed me
R1masher
06/03/24 9:49:51 AM
#9
Is it not the third time?

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TopicScientists have made cocaine from a tobacco plant
R1masher
06/02/24 10:16:35 AM
#2
Im no botanist, but I would have used the dieffenbachia

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TopicI just farted. Was a good one.
R1masher
06/02/24 10:04:57 AM
#7
DarthDemented posted...
You ever have one of those devastatingly epic ones, but no one is around to hear it?

no, Im much to shy to let them rip, thats why I always wear a cotton silencer with a string attached (steal them from my moms purse)

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TopicReplace one word in a movie's title with "butt" or "butts"
R1masher
06/02/24 9:56:20 AM
#168
Butt 2 electric boogaloo

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TopicWe don't talk about Horny. We don't talk about Horny.
R1masher
06/02/24 9:54:02 AM
#9
First rule of horny club

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TopicToday I just signed a lease on my own home
R1masher
06/01/24 11:02:06 PM
#8
Wish I had my own place married with three kids

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TopicWhat's the worst part of flying to somewhere?
R1masher
06/01/24 5:46:17 PM
#16
Your arms get tired

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TopicMad Max? On Peacock. Mad Max 2 and 3? On MAX. Fury Road? YouTube
R1masher
06/01/24 5:45:10 PM
#5
they shift from site to site like lovers in the night

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TopicI bought a cake to celebrate the conviction and politics flair.
R1masher
06/01/24 12:26:09 PM
#2
Thats not healthy and that cake probably isnt too

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