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WWF on Mondays. WCW didn't air until Tuesday in my area.

I have seen many tv shows and movies where they put bandages over clothes.

Spider-Man 2. Not that dangerous if I stay away from New York.

Juggalos. They are so much more classier than Trump supporters.

Aww poor guy. He can go scream into one of pillows or something.

I will not unless I win the lotto. If I somehow win the lotto it will become a maybe.

Then later on, on the drive home
I called her mom from a payphone
I said I was the cops and your husband's in jail
The state looks down on sodomy

pionear posted...

you can always cross the border to play...you don't have to be a US citizen

That would be too much travel for a teeny tiny chance. The price of gas alone would be ridiculous.

I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
So horny, I'm horny, horny, horny
I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
So horny, I'm horny, horny, horny tonight

I'm in Canada. Our lotto is at 35 million right now. I would be fine winning that amount though.

Been there. It sucks. I hope they pass quickly and without too much pain.

There is no set way I eat them. Sometimes I switch sides continuously as I eat one because I am weird like that.

My warped mind's first thought upon hearing about this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2cl1P5HxR0

It was back when I was a kid so I'm not sure. Probably 3 but 2 is possible.

There's a destination a little up the road
From the habitations and the towns we know
A place we saw the lights turn low
The jig-saw jazz and the get-fresh flow
Pulling out jives and jamboree handouts
Two turntables and a microphone
Bottles and cans, just clap your hands
Just clap your hands

I only drank a few of those. I would always get the Pina Colada one when I saw it at the store.

Paper has no nose so it can't smell what the Rock is cooking.

They are religious but don't pay any attention to what their religion is about. They only read the parts of the Bible they agree with and ignore the rest.

Just go through the secret entrance.

Guide posted...

But he's rude!

I can't argue against that.

No, Raphael was the cool one. Michelangelo was the party dude.

I come to every club with intention to do harm
With a prosthetic arm and smellin' like Boone's Farm
Hidin' under tables as soon as I hear alarms
Paranoid thief that'll steal from his own mom
Kunivin' Kon Artis with a bomb
Strapped to my stomach, screamin', Let's get it on!

Even though the gods are crazy
Even though the stars are blind
If you show me real love, baby, I'll show you mine
I can make it nice and naughty
Be the devil and angel too
Got a heart and soul and body
Let's see what this love can do
Maybe I'm perfect for you

Roly-poly fish heads are never seen drinking cappuccino in Italian restaurants with Oriental women
Yeah

That's not Mad Max. That's Rubber.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVKgY1ilx0Y

Also make sure the lid is put back tight when putting it back into the freezer.

First in my class here at MIT
Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D
M.C. Escherthat's my favorite "M.C."
Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin, to the contrary
You'll find that they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Stephen Hawking's in my library

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yrIvEgqAuo

Dominatrixes. Not because of comfort but because it would be more interesting.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/db13c054.jpg

I'm afraid of Americans
I'm afraid of the world
I'm afraid I can't help it
I'm afraid I can't
I'm afraid of Americans
I'm afraid of the world
I'm afraid I can't help it
I'm afraid I can't
I'm afraid of Americans

I always liked the theme from Terriers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qD8Kh7Pmzho

I also need to mention:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2SysYkllvE

Ratchetrockon posted...

Just lord of the flies

This. I really liked the book. None of the other books I was forced to read were all that enjoyable.

You, you got what I need
But you say he's just a friend
And you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You got what I need
But you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You got what I need
But you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend

So click it or ticket, let's see your seat belt fastened
Trunk rattling, like two midgets in the backseat 'rassling
Speakerboxxx vibrate the tag
Make it sound like aluminum cans in the bag

Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter-dip the cranny axe
In the gut locker

Retro-fit the pudding hatch, ooh la la
With the boink swatter

ArkhamOrigins posted...

Focus!

Fire a gun!

We all need some to lean on

I hate to be that guy but... It's "blow a kiss" not "focus"

I believe in the sand beneath my toes
The beach gives a feeling, an earthy feeling
I believe in the faith that grows
And the four right chords can make me cry
When I'm with you I feel like I could die
And that would be alright, alright

Zatanna

Curb Your Enthusiasm theme plays after dumb events and acts as an outro. Yakety Sa plays while events are happening so that one.

Last night I had a dream about being in the supermarket when I came across a big tub of eel flavored yogurt. It sounded pretty disgusting to me but who am I to judge?

I would take a character that was not one of the main characters and focus on him having the original characters appear in his story. It would still be a sequel but I don't have to do a bunch of development for the original characters that had their main stories complete.

*looks at weather forecast* Yep. Looks like I will be shoveling snow.

I'd say I'm more excited for Taylor Swift because I like about two of her songs and I like none of football.

If you let him talk you can probably just pretend you are listening and he'll talk the whole time about some nonsense.

Yes. I am not nervous from the thought of the pain though. I never had a problem with needles until I randomly passed out during a blood draw. When I awoke I felt really bad and almost puked. That is why am nervous around needles. I hate puking.

R1masher posted...

When he threw the pizza onto the roof

This. What kind of sick individual throws a perfectly good pizza on a roof?

Aliens or Pokemon. I think I'd prefer Pokemon.

After shoveling snow for about 10 hours (Not an exaggeration) I am doing nothing for as long as possible.