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TopicI'm so ready for the Steam summer sale
__aCEr__
06/19/24 4:13:38 PM
#2
I'm sure I'll buy games and then end up playing nothing but the Elden Ring DLC all Summer.

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TopicEU Luke ended up with Mara Jade, Disney Luke ended up drinking alien titty milk.
__aCEr__
06/19/24 4:11:39 PM
#7
No woman around to nag him about his cholesterol.

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TopicAI can't even work at McDonald's
__aCEr__
06/19/24 2:17:14 PM
#7
Maybe the ice cream machines would stop breaking if they quit adding so much ketchup and butter into them.

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TopicThe Acolyte Episode 4 Topic *SPOILERS*
__aCEr__
06/19/24 2:09:15 PM
#15
First time we get a live-action Wookie Jedi and all he gets to do is cook a meal and then die off-screen lol. Hopefully he does something interesting in a flashback.

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TopicJust Stop Oil Activists Spray Orange Paint Over Stonehenge
__aCEr__
06/19/24 12:43:59 PM
#10
No one knows who they were or what they were doing but their legacy remains.

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TopicBicyclists hit by car and run over near DFW airport
__aCEr__
06/19/24 12:37:46 PM
#15
The thing is it looks like he pretty much stops and THEN drives over the guy.

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TopicI bought a new video card, and this is what they sent me.
__aCEr__
06/18/24 8:44:01 PM
#12
If AMD is shipping cats then Nvidia is finished.

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TopicIan McKellan's Reps Offer Major Health Update After Actor's Fall From Stage
__aCEr__
06/18/24 8:25:34 PM
#5
Did the fatsuit cushion his fall?

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TopicDoes Katy Perry look like Motaro, Mewtwo, or a Butt Ugly Martian?
__aCEr__
06/17/24 9:24:31 PM
#2
Cyberdemon

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TopicMy wife is watching TikTok videos on the TV
__aCEr__
06/16/24 8:36:28 PM
#9
Hey if you liked that video you'll like all these other ones that are the exact same joke just with a different person.

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TopicBoogie2988 is now down 12lbs in 2 weeks using Zepbound
__aCEr__
06/16/24 8:34:07 PM
#18
Even on a drug where you literally have to do nothing to lose weight, Boogie will fuck it up somehow.

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TopicMy dumbass cat took a piss in the bathroom today >_>
__aCEr__
06/16/24 6:35:45 PM
#16
Go pee in his litter box while he watches.

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TopicHappy Father's Day to this absolute unit.
__aCEr__
06/16/24 11:15:21 AM
#2
Dude needed a Mack truck to haul all the ladies he got.

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TopicMario & Luigi: Superstar Saga... Good game or nah?
__aCEr__
06/15/24 9:48:08 PM
#16
One of my favorite games.

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TopicHuman missions to Mars in doubt after astronaut kidney shrinkage revealed
__aCEr__
06/15/24 9:46:47 PM
#8
We've been too focused on getting our ass to Mars.

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TopicThings are not going well for the newest wanna-be right wing grifter
__aCEr__
06/15/24 8:56:39 PM
#23
She's saying all this awful stuff in hopes of attracting an audience but after the initial bump in support people give to those perceived as being "canceled," that audience moves on. The only thing she's going to have will be these videos of her saying progressively more outlandish and offensive things and good luck navigating life with that internet footprint.

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Topicteens went to return airsoft guns & man fatally shot one in the back
__aCEr__
06/15/24 12:45:44 PM
#78
This is definitely the type of person who hopes he gets to play "hero" every single time he goes out in public.

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TopicHappy Father's day CE!!
__aCEr__
06/15/24 12:16:13 PM
#20
Though my father is still alive he has advanced Alzheimer's so the man I knew as my dad has been gone for five years or so.

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TopicGina Carano is not doing well
__aCEr__
06/14/24 12:33:42 PM
#23
I can just imagine the smirk on that lawyer's face as they were coming up with that.

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TopicHome Movies was top tier funny
__aCEr__
06/14/24 10:03:35 AM
#12
Really speaks to the talent of the actors (H. Jon Benjamin especially) that basically every line is improvised.

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TopicWas blowing up the Death Star morally grey?
__aCEr__
06/12/24 10:28:19 PM
#5
Military target that has the proven capability to blow up entire planets. The collateral damage that comes along with disabling something that immensely dangerous is acceptable.

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TopicISS astronauts exposed to mutant superbugs that evolved in space
__aCEr__
06/12/24 8:37:02 PM
#25
ReiRei89 posted...
Article is about bacteria, not actual insects.

Nice try, propaganda bug.

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TopicISS astronauts exposed to mutant superbugs that evolved in space
__aCEr__
06/12/24 8:07:50 PM
#7
This is how you get spider Dr. Smith.

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TopicWWE US Logan Paul goes face to face with former president Donald Trump
__aCEr__
06/12/24 5:40:46 PM
#5
So the man who has hoarded confidential documents has an official account on a platform that he spearheaded the ban for due to potential national security threats?

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TopicJim Kramer admits defeat on Gamestop : Realizes company has amazing potential
__aCEr__
06/12/24 5:36:35 PM
#3
Turning into a brand new company is about the only way it has a future.

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TopicSony Pictures acquires Alamo Drafthouse
__aCEr__
06/12/24 3:41:39 PM
#7
All showings from now on will be Morbius.

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TopicAnakin was paralyzed doing something incredibly stupid
__aCEr__
06/12/24 2:21:54 PM
#68
Congratulations. You've now made this topic dumber than the TC did.

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TopicIn a Bizarre Statement, Trump Says Bitcoin Should Only be Mined in the US
__aCEr__
06/12/24 1:35:18 PM
#8
My grandfather got binary lung working in the bitcoin mines and the government did nothing to help.

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TopicNew Regular Show series from JG Quintel announced
__aCEr__
06/12/24 12:52:05 PM
#7
A little surprised Quintel would want to work with WB again.

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TopicI joined Okcupid today and apparently I already have 14 likes
__aCEr__
06/12/24 12:27:27 AM
#14
Okcupid has got to be nothing but bots meeting bots at this point.

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TopicAnakin was paralyzed doing something incredibly stupid
__aCEr__
06/11/24 9:07:45 PM
#46
It's really not a funny situation, dude.

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TopicAnakin was paralyzed doing something incredibly stupid
__aCEr__
06/11/24 9:02:20 PM
#39
Yeah if this was a bystander who saw some people doing a drive-by and shot them in the moment that would be one thing. But this dude got in his car to go shoot a kid he knew wasn't a real threat.

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TopicThe moment CE has been waiting for: EA has announced their Madden cover athlete.
__aCEr__
06/11/24 2:56:32 PM
#35
You really don't have to spend real money in Madden. Hell, plenty of people don't touch MUT at all.

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TopicThe economy is literally forcing me to quit drinking and smoking
__aCEr__
06/11/24 2:47:21 PM
#8
Thanks a lot, No Smokin' Joe.

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TopicLet's list Top Tier King of the Hill Episodes
__aCEr__
06/11/24 12:54:49 PM
#12
Soldier of Misfortune.

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Topic"Straight Pride" flag
__aCEr__
06/11/24 10:23:40 AM
#45
JoCrazy posted...
Why is it Burger King colors

At BK we are not gay

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TopicI'm a Probation Officer, AMA
__aCEr__
06/11/24 9:41:44 AM
#18
Difficult to get in contact with. Yep. TC is a PO.

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TopicThat one True Lies scene (spoilers)
__aCEr__
06/10/24 9:20:18 PM
#7
Man, you know that ain't the Jamie Lee Curtis scene people remember from that movie.

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TopicSo they are getting ready to ban dji drones in america
__aCEr__
06/10/24 9:04:48 PM
#7
That would be a major blow to drone enthusiasts. That brand is like the entire market.

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TopicIsn't Trump much less popular on this board compared to...
__aCEr__
06/10/24 2:58:25 PM
#7
At least half of the country reviles him.

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TopicTrump says only a psycho or very stupid person would call soldiers 'suckers'
__aCEr__
06/10/24 2:30:49 PM
#37
Trump is incapable of empathy and cannot comprehend concepts such as sacrificing for others. He doesn't even care about anyone in his family. The only person Donald Trump loves is Donald Trump.

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TopicI do not like when they do this, they being the governemnt
__aCEr__
06/09/24 9:57:47 PM
#7
Very little of what TC posts ever makes any sense.

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TopicClair Obscure : Expedition 33 looks like a promising high budget turn based rpg
__aCEr__
06/09/24 6:56:28 PM
#3
It was the most interesting game shown IMO.

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TopicOfficial Xbox Showcase
__aCEr__
06/09/24 2:14:45 PM
#291
Been a while since we've seen this.

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TopicOfficial Xbox Showcase
__aCEr__
06/09/24 2:02:50 PM
#253
This German really has our number.

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