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TopicIs Dark Souls a JRPG?
Carlbertomfg
02/11/22 10:43:18 AM
#11
It is clearly a roll playing game.

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TopicIs "tanking" a problem in sports?
Carlbertomfg
02/05/22 7:03:21 PM
#11
MabusIncarnate posted...
Not sure how much I buy into it. Last game of the season and a loss gives you a better pick? Sure.

Coach going in the locker room and telling his players they need to lose all season? Probably not.
This. The human dynamic and not to mention business proposition. If you can't even pretend to be competitive you can't push merch, concessions, or ticket sales. Nobody wants to sponsor the team so there's denied revenue there as well.

Too much money denied to be intentionally bad. Jaguars notwithstanding.

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TopicIndia: 1.3 billion people
Carlbertomfg
02/05/22 4:20:29 PM
#30
Guide posted...
India with the exalted meta
This got me so good. lol

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TopicWhat are albums you consider 10/10?
Carlbertomfg
02/05/22 3:28:04 PM
#9
Dredg - El Cielo.

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TopicIf Jesus was alive today, Republicans would hate him and want him dead.
Carlbertomfg
02/05/22 3:26:58 PM
#4
ALL FAX NO PRlNTER!

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TopicPeople treat me noticeably better when I got more attractive
Carlbertomfg
02/04/22 2:07:42 PM
#8
S'life.

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TopicWoman gets ruler tattoo to measure penis sizes before sex
Carlbertomfg
02/04/22 1:13:19 PM
#49
darkprince45 posted...
We really shaming women for liking penis in this topic?
I can't think of anything more disgusting, honestly.

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TopicThe wrong kid died
Carlbertomfg
02/04/22 12:51:26 PM
#2
"Are you saying I'm not a quarter of what my brother was?"

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TopicHow are my fellow Texans holding up? Day 2.
Carlbertomfg
02/04/22 12:38:03 PM
#5
Thank fuck the roads will be less icy this afternoon so I can make a beer run.

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TopicI think my work phone number used to belong to a drug dealer
Carlbertomfg
02/04/22 12:22:40 PM
#4
That's the kind of bonus I'd pay for.

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TopicWoman gets ruler tattoo to measure penis sizes before sex
Carlbertomfg
02/04/22 12:00:19 PM
#26
masterpug53 posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/5/9/AARIckAAC4wX.jpg
lmao

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TopicHow are you, fellow Texans?
Carlbertomfg
02/04/22 11:53:21 AM
#11
Work closed a second day. Been quite pleasant only working two days this week.

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TopicAny other Texans watching the ERCOT app periodically?
Carlbertomfg
02/03/22 11:04:16 AM
#3
I'm sharing a grid with the local fire station. Best accidental flex.

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TopicDo women love perverts?
Carlbertomfg
02/03/22 1:06:00 AM
#9
Zodd3224 posted...
Women seem to like me
The proof is in the pudding.

The answer is yes. What woman doesn't love a good, nasty, sexual worship.

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TopicAttn: Anekh or whatever
Carlbertomfg
02/03/22 1:04:39 AM
#3
I also hope that thing.

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TopicPost Memes Here 15.0
Carlbertomfg
02/03/22 1:03:51 AM
#222
This is what keeps me coming back. Gosh bless ya'll.

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TopicBillie Eilish
Carlbertomfg
02/03/22 1:01:09 AM
#13
ModLogic posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/3/7/AAIY7IAAChEZ.jpg
Just when I thought it couldn't get better.

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TopicTom Brady is outta the NFL
Carlbertomfg
02/01/22 10:06:25 AM
#16
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

milquetoast white guy retires to spend more time kissing his son on the lips.

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TopicTom Brady is outta the NFL
Carlbertomfg
02/01/22 10:01:09 AM
#6
What a quitter.

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TopicCatboy
Carlbertomfg
02/01/22 9:11:38 AM
#37
There's that Lil rascal.

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Topicdon't stop me now
Carlbertomfg
11/19/21 9:35:58 PM
#4
Oh hell yes my favorite Rush song.

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TopicHas anybody here ever worked at a car dealership?
Carlbertomfg
10/21/21 11:43:20 PM
#7
UT1999 posted...
eh ?
I mean I've been in floor sales for cars as well as a manager in service. Currently a manger in new/used sales. Tons of jobs in any given car dealership that aren't at all sales related though. What I can tell you regarding sales positions in either sales or service is that highs are high and lows are really, really low. The same could be said of any commission sales related job, generally.

Were you considering slinging cars, servicing cars, or something else?

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TopicHas anybody here ever worked at a car dealership?
Carlbertomfg
10/21/21 10:46:32 AM
#5
Hairy-man posted...
I believe @Carlbertomfg sold mipond a Prius once
The added weight destroyed any hope of reasonable mpg.

Also yeah I've been in the biz for about a decade. It pays the bills and I don't hate it enough to actively look for something different t.

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TopicI haven't posted here in like 2 years.
Carlbertomfg
10/16/21 11:45:28 PM
#468
Is Walter about azz?

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TopicI haven't posted here in like 2 years.
Carlbertomfg
10/16/21 7:35:52 PM
#440
We're all girls in here.

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TopicI haven't posted here in like 2 years.
Carlbertomfg
10/16/21 6:26:32 PM
#431
TheRadiant posted...
Beat the meat while the ass is eat

Neat
By not doing this you're cheating ass.

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TopicI haven't posted here in like 2 years.
Carlbertomfg
10/16/21 6:20:05 PM
#427
Sorry folks I meant *meating ass

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TopicI haven't posted here in like 2 years.
Carlbertomfg
10/16/21 6:15:19 PM
#423
We always talk about eating ass.

But we never explore meeting ass.

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TopicI haven't posted here in like 2 years.
Carlbertomfg
10/16/21 3:53:04 PM
#407
It takes a village.

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TopicI haven't posted here in like 2 years.
Carlbertomfg
10/16/21 12:01:35 PM
#403
Yefoloogi posted...
Its potent man. If youre really thirsty, I recommend water

Do they hand out hot Carls there? What is this @Carlbertomfg
Hot carls can be found at any local library if you know where to look. Knowledge is power. Sexy power.

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TopicI haven't posted here in like 2 years.
Carlbertomfg
10/16/21 12:34:09 AM
#395
Machete posted...
I forgot Hot Carl
You rang?

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TopicI haven't posted here in like 2 years.
Carlbertomfg
10/15/21 4:43:51 PM
#334
Hairy-man posted...
Add me to the list for ass eating next time. Dibs on Carl
W..... W... Would you help me wax, senpai?

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TopicI haven't posted here in like 2 years.
Carlbertomfg
10/15/21 12:13:42 PM
#318
TheRadiant posted...
You should grow one
Be still my beating heart.

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TopicI haven't posted here in like 2 years.
Carlbertomfg
10/14/21 7:43:27 PM
#307
Let's get a chain of ass eating going.

Like some kind of naughty oroboros.

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TopicI haven't posted here in like 2 years.
Carlbertomfg
10/14/21 5:20:12 PM
#287
Moved from feet to analingus. I knew I was right to follow this thread.

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TopicI haven't posted here in like 2 years.
Carlbertomfg
10/08/21 8:00:10 PM
#187
Pandamonic posted...
Or else what? You're gonna put your nose where it doesn't belong?
To start.

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TopicI haven't posted here in like 2 years.
Carlbertomfg
10/08/21 6:35:05 PM
#184
Pandamonic posted...
Not anymore it's not.

Remove my selfie immediately.

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TopicI haven't posted here in like 2 years.
Carlbertomfg
10/07/21 6:23:30 PM
#120
Fuckin' knew it.

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TopicI haven't posted here in like 2 years.
Carlbertomfg
10/07/21 6:20:30 PM
#117
Somethin' is afoot in here.

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TopicSo is New World like... good? I need a new timesink.
Carlbertomfg
09/30/21 5:22:24 PM
#16
PatrickMahomes posted...
FFXIV is an elite time sink and I'm only like two months in

Blue_Inigo posted...
Fucking play 14

Rharyx211 posted...
Yeah, play XIV.

Sure, the start is kinda slow but if you get into it, you're hooked.


What they said.

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TopicPandemic and house prices and car prices still strong and even going up
Carlbertomfg
09/25/21 3:57:07 PM
#17
Car market is wyld right now. Kids on my sales floor are already cresting the six figure mark for their YTD. Folks in for a shock when things go back to normal.

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TopicMore discords should strive to achieve balanced political diversity and
Carlbertomfg
09/13/21 8:26:27 PM
#131
Holy shit this thread blew up. What on urf. Ya'll in here doing Gods work.

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TopicPro-Life Texas
Carlbertomfg
09/12/21 1:04:07 PM
#12
Solar_Crimson posted...
Texas: America's Toilet
And we're flushin' more and more down the drain! Hell yeah, Tejas!

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TopicObesity rates: By State
Carlbertomfg
09/12/21 12:08:49 PM
#8
Texas be slippin'. Eat up, boys!

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TopicIs it unpatriotic to have 911 sales?
Carlbertomfg
09/10/21 9:12:37 PM
#10
Xavier_On_High posted...
It's unpatriotic NOT to. The terrorists win when capitalism pauses.
Ah crumbs this fella beat me to it.

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TopicWhat are some things that are better when smaller?
Carlbertomfg
09/09/21 11:59:43 PM
#12
Bro you're a mod now? Sick.

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TopicOscar De La HOya caught covid despite having both injections of covid vaccine
Carlbertomfg
09/04/21 9:31:05 PM
#18
Golden boy, my ass.

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TopicI don't remember the last time I made a topic so here's a topic
Carlbertomfg
09/04/21 9:29:16 PM
#3
How could you.

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TopicAlmost 32 never had a girl, never gonna get one
Carlbertomfg
09/04/21 8:55:12 PM
#273
ExtremeLuchador posted...
I don't like dating younger.
If they can't teach ya anything they ain't worth your time. Nothin' like a cougar. This right here is a man of taste.

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