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i know man its dirty laundry thats nobodys business

but this is the shit Ive been dealing with every single day these people are hacking my phones and my accounts and trying to post as me on social media and theyre trying to make it impossible for me to land a job or find housing or even get a mailing address to try to make either of those things possible. I dont know how to stop them

I know everyone thinks Ive simply lost my mind but TC is apparently one of the random thugs that thinks they were clever enough to fucking kill me.

They arent that clever by half.

Thanks for your assistance in my case, this is EXACTLY the kind of thing FVPD have told me to keep documenting for them cause their resources are stretched pretty thin at the moment unfortunately.

Fam_Fam posted...

its literally considered absolutely bottom tier "food", and so it is not overrated

is there no limit to terms that you strongly misuse and disunderstand

Revelation34 posted...

What if the person doesn't want sex but are so awkward it makes it look like they want it?

then they should probably try to stay alive I dont know what kind of answer youre looking for

Theres one way to get out alive.

Everyone needs to stop trying to have their mind changed and argue about every damn opinion and view

like what you like and shut the fuck up I say

It supposedly prevents seizures but it literally makes all of my symptoms worse and one of the side effects is that it causes seizures

how is this accurate doctoratude

SunWuKung420 posted...

I treated my wife, the mother of my son, like a friend for a month when we met.

Basically, engaging simply for sex is basic as fuck.

sounds like youve got yourself a good partner

not everyone has that same experience unfortunately

Muscles posted...

I'm not really looking for anything rn, just open to talking to new people and see where it leads

well Im still telling the universe to send large boobed goth women your way

you cant stop me from doing that

I still declare it, it will just be me lol

have fun on your trip though and stay safe

MatzoTov posted...

Someone's getting fired...

some police it sounds like

This entire country should be conquered please

we do not know what we are doing. Not Canada though they seem even worse. I think we should be evenly divided between Russia and fuckin Mexico

I dont eat hot pockets they make me poop too poop

I declare karaoke

I like it

captpackrat posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/5/2/AAQwHjAAC1F4.jpg

Im fine til that last panel

Sup

Id think everything over, go to the bathroom, and then take a nap

Bump

SilentSeph posted...

No, although there's a huge hole in my bottom

BouncyBouncy posted...

His short ass wants to pay you $1000 a month to start and his Chinese ass sat down and did the math that literally any other economist or middle school level mathlete not trying to sell you shit on the blockchain can also do in very plain to understand terms that check out

not Chinese though I guess

american born taiwanish if it matters, which it doesnt

Cacciato posted...

So he is American. Got it.

Tell other people please. Ive seen a bunch of trolls insisting he is some kind of ethno-sorcerer sleeper agent from the east

but you read about his life and his wife and kids and the stuff he has done and its just like, wot

if he is a sleeper agent for another nation then I 140% agree they should be in charge

TC, I dont like you

wwinterj25 posted...

Nice man. It's always good to feel acknowledged by attractive people.

What if you're looking for both or whatever may come from a simple conversation? I very rarely talk to people in bars or clubs but when I do I'm not just looking for sex nor am I looking for a friend. I'm just wanting to get to know someone and see where it goes if anywhere. At the very least we both have a good conversation.

thats fine

we all have our truth to speak and our ways to speak it

They seem nice but I would eat them

They should keep people like that enrolled but make them start repaying the debt while still enrolled

make them do campus jobs like poop management or boiled egg smell checking

I have spoken

Yall dont like dags?

Cacciato posted...

Pretty sure hes American

and on top of that his parents are from Taiwan

$1000 USD every month

a total lunar parallelogram

my lungs heart and brain all ceased to function and organic and chemical changes have occurred in my mind

legally Im undead but it weirdly keeps making me stronger

I can finally post again

Royal Tenebaum

All I'm saying is that if you're looking for friends then look for friends. If you're looking for sex then make that clear in a confident but respectful manner, and avoid the pitfalls of confusing the two approaches that a lot of insecure people fall into

Notschmendrake posted...

YA books lol

Lol that's fair

I recommend it so much though

I have only read Grim Tuesday but I thought it was really fucking cool

This country and this planet are wealthy enough that we don't need to keep hitting our heads into the same bricks to make smaller blood bricks

Most people can just chill and stop worrying quite as much. How much less violence and mental health struggles will there be if most people realize they can reduce their worrying by like 65% and spend more time coloring

His short ass wants to pay you $1000 a month to start and his Chinese ass sat down and did the math that literally any other economist or middle school level mathlete not trying to sell you shit on the blockchain can also do in very plain to understand terms that check out

he wants to use his fingers to give you all $48,000 to just shut the fuck up for five fucking minutes

I saw what he said about Israel and it was transparent as fuck and fuck him for saying it

Do the math yourself. Don't listen to him. Don't listen to the fucking pundents from any side of the political bias. Actually start running the numbers your own damn self.

CinderLock posted...

I guess by definition someone who can't take care of their self and needs other people to do all the work is a queen.

Do you think you could for a moment carry the burden of actual regality? I don't get offended but my lord are you letting yourself down

I appreciate a good meme but please don't keep bringing up the cat to me more right now. No one came for it last I saw. It makes me sad and it makes me worried that some kid or nutjob on drugs is gonna mess with it.

I don't think I'll have to walk around that area again

As always you'll get nothing but honesty from me

Muscles I truly hope you success in finding a good boobed woman that appreciates your attempt to try good goodness. But also you should chill I think lol.

I told a beautiful woman earlier about a fat raccoon I saw. Not because she was a beautiful woman but because her dog looked like a total goober that would try to fight a big fat urban raccoon saundering benevolently towards the steakhouse dumpster. That's how you talk to girls

Bagels are hollow in the middle, so you can't really limit them

For real though those jerkwads need to sit down the ones peddling those honking bagels with almost no hole in the middle instead it's this weird outtie belly button protruberance

Cover it with some herb cream cheese and sure I'll eat it. I appreciate the gesture of this gift table loaf not bagel. Bagel has a hole in the middle.

Come to fun cute Disney things with me soon and other potders maybe

Karaoke also I have a special microphone and everything I'm gonna go to the beach and just freaking belt it some days

It was funny as shit when the cops showed up at my place. I chewed them the fuck out I had been trying to get them to come help for fucking weeks. I did not let them pet my dog.

BEERandWEED posted...

Is everything ok?

at long last yes

Blightzkrieg posted...

Crazy how it's always the same people over and over again

I think you're still pretty funny, when you aren't being mean to me for some reason I don't understand. Maybe it's a joke I don't get. If it is you're not the only one making it so it must be pretty funny.

Without sugar, all ghosts would die.

They're all exactly where I left them.

I don't think it's offensive to say that I'm simply not attracted to pathetic seeming people. Of all genders.

It's not to be intentionally judgmental they are just simply the only people that I encounter that I feel I cannot trust. I've been there. But you've got to work through your b*******.

So sure I'll be your friend and I'll have your back, but don't don't expect more than that from me. I don't have money for you and I do not owe you attention.

If you're foolish enough to be one of the people that tries to steal information from me or attempts to harm my person, all I can really say is that it is well known that that type of behavior will only ever harm yourself.

When you come for the queen, you really can't f****** miss.

Nade Duck posted...

please talk to the cat

They say if destiny's kind, I'll have the rest on our mind