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2018, at work.

Kaiganeer posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/9/1/AAUJr4AACurj.jpg

Hawt.

MedeaLysistrata posted...

Also, I'm pretty scared I'll get diabetes because I like sugar <_<

Type II doesn't necessarily mean you have to cut sugar out of your life altogether. Slash your consumption of it, sure; eliminate it entirely, no.

Second big fear: being diagnosed way too late with glioblastoma and finding out I have practically no time left, and being unable to do anything with what little I have because I'm going to become very sick very soon.

Done it plenty of times. I like chubby, although I luuuurrrve downright fat. :-)

Becoming homeless. Did it once, not a fan.

But anthrax isn't real, it's just made up! There's no such thing as tiny little animals you can't see with the naked eye. That's "science" stuff, and science isn't real. Only things dreamed up by dumb fuckwits are real. The Founding Fathers said so in the Bible.

My parents never pretended to me that the presents came from Santa. I think maybe because my dad would have been a bit pissed off about Santa taking all the credit.

41 out of a possible 50. I'm a tad skeptical that I genuinely have that many traits.

Crispy duck pancakes with hoisin sauce, which has become kind of traditional for us.

Yes, but more for my wife because she's clinically extremely vulnerable (has several autoimmune disorders) and the impact on her would be likely severe, possibly life-threatening. If you catch it, you can spread it (fuck all those disgusting sacks of shit who just don't care), and I don't want to risk infecting her with something that might kill her.

They don't even provide a halfway decent pension plan.

Zeus posted...

https://youtu.be/UbmNfPdVtp8?t=27

I was thinking more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hc16Y9fiCvQ

mrduckbear posted...

She says she never undersells herself and the number one rule of business is you value yourself not just for you but your time and said the effort, energy and creativity

$5, then.

Are you a spaceman?

Blue_Target posted...

Yes. I must see everyone who worked in the film

"Standby props assistant was... Jack Priest! Ha, I knew it! Classic Priest."

SavageGlum100 posted...

@ReturnOfFa

The Wii was the BEST console when it came to porn between early 2009 to late 2012. The Wii's Opera browser was very compatible with a good amount of high quality porn streaming sites at the time and it was awesome when going into porn picture galleries at the time. Also, there was no way in hell to catch a virus or malware or anything like that on the Wii so you could go wild and go to any website with no worries of getting a virus / malware.

The cool part is that you could save all the important websites on to a hidden / private list that was stored on the Wii that could show preview images (making it really easy to see to click on so it made is extremely easy to click on a favorite you wanted to get to quickly). Also, if you managed to save pics from a PC in a library you could put them on an SD card and then put them on the Wii's photo channel to view. You could even edit them (the editing feature was severely limited but you could adjust the brightness, which was very helpful at times, and just for giggles you could even draw stuff using the doodle feature and even turn the pics into a demented XXX puzzle. LOL).
Also, the Wii was VERY easy to quickly shutdown / reset in the event someone was knocking at the door. LOL.
And the best part?
99.99% of parents had NO clue the Wii was capable of being the ultimate porn console. LMAO!!!

I find it inspiring that the need to find workarounds so we can access porn brings out such resourcefulness and ingenuity!

I did for The Last Jedi, but that's mainly because I was asleep by then.

Her lawyer assures me that she most certainly does.

MurderousNomad posted...

Thats not true at all! By the way, where did you say your grandfathers treasure was?

Well, I guess at least now I know why I keep having dreams about someone putting a pen in my hand and whispering "Just mark it on the map".

MurderousNomad posted...

Its been six years, youve got to be joking if you think Im that loyal.

And to think that in the first post, you said you loved me and would always be by my side. I feel like I'm starting to get some mixed messages here.

The only reason you want me to wake up is because you need me to sign something, isn't it?

MurderousNomad posted...

Nah, Im the one drawing balls on your face cause you obviously dont have any down there.

How would you even know what balls look like?

Yes, yesterday. Been feeling a bit side-effecty today.

Are you that fucker who keeps drawing glasses and a moustache on me while I'm comatose?

How many of us have contested a moderation with, "But he actually is a total fuckwit. That's simply a plain statement of fact"?

AltyMcAltface posted...

wat

He posted in the wrong topic. Or possibly the wrong board. Maybe even the wrong site.

It's the doritos. I suppose someone's now going to lecture me about how I'm a sociopath.

insomniacRA posted...

Of course they're all professional. What psychopath who spent a decade in school would carelessly reveal his true nature?

The most dangerous kind of abuser is the one who never abuses his patients, because no one suspects he's an abuser!

Solution_45 posted...

that's the best in the entire universe?

In all 125 billion galaxies, apparently.

I'd be interested to know what the nuclear codes are. My money's on 1234 or password. Imagine trying to remember a 15-digit number at the most stressful moment in a nuclear crisis, and failing at attempt after attempt to launch the nukes

My grandmother never had any favourites. I think we were all bitter disappointments to her.

I thought an America that no longer acts arbitrarily overseas would seen as a positive development by American non-interventionists?

Now imagine if you've been sloppy with your precautions and you've passed this on to someone else who's clinically extremely vulnerable, and what it's going to do to them.

Why, have their victims stopped being dead?

LUE started out as a private board for people with an interest in parasitology and was called Lice, The Universe and Everything.

It started out as a special interest board about baking and was originally called Currant Events.

MICHALECOLE posted...

Yeah it was nuts. My first moderation and they were like SIX MORE MONTHS IN THE CAGE FOR YOU

I'm picturing a Racquel Welch poster on the wall of your cell.

Returning_CEmen posted...

Most politicians are morally bankrupt party puppets. They will say and do anything their party tells them. George W Bush was one the most influenced Presidents

Gotta love the delicious irony that prostitution is illegal in Washington DC.

The kind of ethnic patriot who'll do anything for the country they love except actually live there.

Wasn't Karl the fifth brother?

"Loses power". Couldn't they just get him a charger cable?

How many people care or even think that much about their middle name? I had to be known by one of my middle names in an office where I once worked, because it was apparently too confusing for other people if two guys had the same first name. Every time someone called me by my middle name it felt weird, like I was using a fake identity.

ParanoidObsessive posted...

Well, I wouldn't know because I never play filthy subhuman scum.

What people like you like to forget is that it's the Empire that's keeping the Dominion out of Skyrim.

In fact I'd argue that mindless, anarchic rampages in games aren't really that much fun and it's more satisfying to set your own boundaries and rules for yourself and try to play within them.

Gives a new meaning to No Nut November.

ParanoidObsessive posted...

And even then I tend to prioritize stealing from people I don't like

Like hold guards who warn you to stay out of trouble because you're obviously being racially profiled.

Heartomaton posted...

Become a sadistic misanthrope, and start taking joy from the pain and suffering of others.

Is this another dig at the mods?

GrandConjuraton posted...

I'm musically illiterate.

If that means you won't be playing the ukulele, there's your first glimmer of hope.

MeadCore posted...

I shower with hot water

That sounds a little obsessive-compulsive.

Isn't bleaching your ear hairs more of a beauty tip than a hygiene tip?