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Topic	Such a boomer selfie
eggcorn 10/16/21 2:52:27 AM #3	ok --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	What did you tell her to make her laugh her tits out?
eggcorn 10/14/21 10:22:13 PM #5	Lost_All_Senses posted... I told her "congratulations on your high school diploma. Look out for that Vegy guy. " oh snap --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	Is there anything worse than sitting in a seat that's still warm from another?
eggcorn 10/14/21 3:35:26 PM #4	depends on who the other is. I'll sniff the right warm seat --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	Rate my dinner / 10
eggcorn 10/14/21 2:40:18 AM #2	what the fuck --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	Birth control doesn't work. You can still get pregnant if you use it.
eggcorn 10/13/21 9:05:18 PM #8	NoxObscuras posted... is that Jared Padalecki --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	Birth control doesn't work. You can still get pregnant if you use it.
eggcorn 10/13/21 6:47:27 PM #2	self rekt --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	Would you like someone just because they have big boobs?
eggcorn 10/12/21 5:15:42 PM #4	just because? no more? yes --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	Veggeta X has been BANNED by a popular CE Discord and you all need to know
eggcorn 10/12/21 5:13:20 PM #28	popular CE Discord lol --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	NOAA warns massive solar flare will hit earth today
eggcorn 10/11/21 10:15:55 PM #20	Mr Hangman posted... Yes, solar flares happen all the time, including those that hit Earth. The intensity varies quite a bit. It's not that unusual for there to be flares strong enough that somebody somewhere is affected in some way. Communication errors with satellites are a good possibility. Probably that's about all we'll see here. But it is possible for them to be strong enough to be significantly disruptive, and if that happened there's not much you can do about it. The strongest one in modern history was in 1859, right at the beginning of the electric era, and it fried a bunch of telegraph lines. If something like that happened today, the damage would be extremely costly. And it was only 150 years ago, who knows how often flares like that had been happening before that? A really bad flare could conceivably fry a good portion of the world's microprocessors, bricking cars and trucks and crashing planes, cause long-lasting blackouts, etc. I love these types of posts. --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	Cream cheese in sushi: Yay or nay
eggcorn 10/11/21 7:55:47 PM #19	It's really good in fried sushi --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	NOAA warns massive solar flare will hit earth today
eggcorn 10/11/21 7:53:26 PM #3	We had a good run --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	What song is this from
eggcorn 10/11/21 7:51:34 PM #5	@a-c-a-b @TheGoldenEel --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	What song is this from
eggcorn 10/11/21 3:19:00 PM #4	PatrickMahomes posted... Knocking At Your Back Door - Deep Purple HQ (with lyrics) nuh uh --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	What song is this from
eggcorn 10/11/21 3:15:17 PM #2	I want to say nomeansno or hansen brothers or some shit but when I look it up al I get is rat killing techniques. --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	What song is this from
eggcorn 10/11/21 12:29:11 AM #1	It's the thrill of the kill and not the chase the rat took the cheese and left without a trace --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	I really liked the Maple Celery flavored Bud Light fall seltzer
eggcorn 10/11/21 12:20:20 AM #10	Daffadilio posted... Its supposedly maple pear I was very excited for maple pear. Sounded like it could be pretty yum-town. But wouldnt you know smells like celery, tastes like celery, somehow didnt taste bad but wasnt pear ;( ah maple pear is def something I would try --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	I really liked the Maple Celery flavored Bud Light fall seltzer
eggcorn 10/10/21 11:54:50 PM #4	maple celery two words I never want to hear in the same sentence --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	Why do pregnant women hold their stomach in pictures?
eggcorn 10/10/21 11:52:17 PM #8	I hold my stomach when I eat a lot I can't imagine what it feels like to have that much weight in front of you all of the sudden --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	California just banned gas powered lawnmowers, chainsaws, and generators.
eggcorn 10/10/21 5:04:10 PM #21	Kloe_Rinz posted... Generators are necessary in a lot of cases. You cant just ban sales like you can with a chainsaw. Theres no real alternative to generators especially with PG&Es rolling blackouts --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	California just banned gas powered lawnmowers, chainsaws, and generators.
eggcorn 10/10/21 4:58:54 PM #7	Why is it always the little guy paying the price --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	Seems like Japanese girls sound, well, unique, during sex.
eggcorn 10/10/21 4:58:03 PM #24	BloodMoon7 posted... Sounds like TC is getting 120% of his information from his hourly fap sessions. --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	Keep your boobs inside your shirt
eggcorn 10/09/21 10:43:50 PM #20	lemmy gets a pass --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	Name a better fictional band than Love Fist from GTA Vice City, i'll wait
eggcorn 10/07/21 4:55:18 PM #49	pegusus123456 posted... I didn't even watch the show and I know the answer is Dethklok Turtlebread posted... Spinal Tap damn this topic was over before it started --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	I have to drive to Best Buy with my shitty ankle to buy a new printer because
eggcorn 10/07/21 12:26:28 AM #4	did your ankle get shitty before or after you entered the breaking house --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	She's ready for her walk
eggcorn 10/05/21 8:52:44 PM #5	bet she presents well --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	Brand New MMO New World is at 96% positive reviews on steam so far
eggcorn 10/05/21 1:17:11 AM #171	Well I bought it and I can't fucking play. first I got a "lag detected" error and now its just "Timed out while waiting for server to spawn the player" Haven't even gotten to the first quest haha well at least my wife keeps getting kicked too so she can't progress without me smdh --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	Any of you would still work if you won the powerball?
eggcorn 10/04/21 3:57:59 PM #37	not at the piece of shit place I'm at now that's for sure --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	Is social media under a Chinese cyber attack
eggcorn 10/04/21 2:49:20 PM #9	no it's facebook dumping all incriminating evidence --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	SBAllen Bestows upon you the ability to rename CE
eggcorn 10/04/21 12:53:28 PM #72	Xethuminra posted... hehehe --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	SBAllen Bestows upon you the ability to rename CE
eggcorn 10/04/21 12:43:33 AM #67	Xethuminra posted... Did you know? Users can lock topics themselves! You dont need a mod to do it. Just go to your original post that started the thread & click close, then yes when it asks you are you sure?. Neat, isnt it? Ifyou're not a mod I don't want your "opinion" on mod stuff --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	SBAllen Bestows upon you the ability to rename CE
eggcorn 10/04/21 12:00:58 AM #64	mods lock this failed topic smh --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	SBAllen Bestows upon you the ability to rename CE
eggcorn 10/03/21 1:24:45 PM #62	I left my wallet in el segundo --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	SBAllen Bestows upon you the ability to rename CE
eggcorn 10/03/21 1:11:19 PM #60	bump for night CE --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	SBAllen Bestows upon you the ability to rename CE
eggcorn 10/02/21 11:51:42 AM #50	Bump for early night CE --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	My 'fit is popping while working out tonight
eggcorn 10/02/21 1:07:25 AM #16	darkprince45 posted... its probably because I didnt leave my house during my 3 days off lmao oh snap --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	My 'fit is popping while working out tonight
eggcorn 10/02/21 12:58:26 AM #13	looks like that shirt has been crumpled up in a ball since that album came out --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	SBAllen Bestows upon you the ability to rename CE
eggcorn 10/02/21 12:55:07 AM #42	bump for late afternoon CE --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	SBAllen Bestows upon you the ability to rename CE
eggcorn 10/01/21 11:32:52 PM #33	Bump for afternoon CE --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	Mother shoots her 2 kids, telling them she wants them to go to heaven
eggcorn 10/01/21 8:10:49 PM #5	god fucking damnit --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	SBAllen Bestows upon you the ability to rename CE
eggcorn 10/01/21 7:50:10 PM #31	bump for afternoon CE --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	Betty White is the most likable person alive
eggcorn 10/01/21 7:12:54 PM #12	you misspelled lickable --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	Rate Thor 3 out of the entire marvel movies (spoilers for MCU I guess)
eggcorn 10/01/21 7:10:03 PM #12	Prob the best Marvel movie --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	SBAllen Bestows upon you the ability to rename CE
eggcorn 10/01/21 5:57:08 PM #1	What's it going to be? No limits. --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	"I'm fine if I skip breakfast"
eggcorn 10/01/21 1:49:00 PM #40	Erectum posted... *Dud* you? I think we have an answer --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	Is a 30 years old dating a 21 years old predatory?
eggcorn 09/28/21 7:31:13 PM #7	Ving_Rhames posted... Predatory? Nah. Lame? Yeah. Get you an actual woman. what --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	Slayer_22 is WARNED!
eggcorn 09/28/21 7:02:41 PM #4	Is that the pibble defense force guy? --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	Company fined $58k for worker death
eggcorn 09/28/21 6:46:29 PM #7	That's less than I make in a year. Good to know the value of a human life. --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	fat woman with small boobs
eggcorn 09/28/21 6:42:35 PM #13	I imagine being a fat man with a tiny dick is worse. --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
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