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joe40001 posted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6F1_76y3pGs

Omg this dude is great

I really liked Spiderman in the small doses we saw in civil war, but I absolutely loathed watching an entire movie about a self-absorbed, selfish gen z high schooler whining. Worse, it seems like they keep insisting on keeping him in high school.

Also it bothers me that instead of choosing the absolutely gorgeous Liz Allen, the movie tries to force the gross grungy fake "MJ" down our throats.

Huh. They did a similar scene in spectacular Spiderman, which overall handled sandman way better.

archedsoul posted...

The biggest problem with this scene was the previews for the next episode.

This was supposed to be the last episode before a few months break. So this happened and you're all like "wtf" and then right after the episode ended, the preview was basically like "well Buu just survived that. Tune in next time for Dragon Ball Z"

Bwahaha fucking lol, get wrecked vegeta. What a terrible person, even before he became majin

Tyranthraxus posted...

It would have been better if they didn't put the fucking text in there middle saying exactly what happened

You could literally say that about almost every single one these types of videos

It's basically how we feel towards 90s Adam Sandler movies. We look back on them fondly as movies we watched growing up and have teenaged nostalgia towards it

Even though its longer and offers more content, its somehow worse than the first.

People love the nemesis system but it doesn't really add anything that fun for me. Maybe if there was more story but at the end of the day its just "surprise its me!" moments followed by flavor dialogue. Tiresome after a while.

And don't get me started on how ridiculously stupid and pointless the weapon system is. Just needlessly tedious to unlock "the best weapons" which by the way, is only possible in the boring post game where there's no story, you just try to reconquer all the land and bases again. Which you already did in the main game... its like replaying the same level over and over again

And the fact that they nerf both the character and combat abilities in order to try and incentivise you to do all this is what really irks me. There's all these combat options now and yet my character still feels weaker than he did in the first game

Movies always seem to do the former

The hero defeating the villain using his own ingenuity in some clever or cunning way

Which do you like?

I had a movie on there I was gonna watch (Tombstone) and some asshole completely ripped it apart. Outright gutted it, with the circuitry scattered and the thing beyond salvageable

What kind of jerk would...

I mean, she texted me, and she calls me! Why would she do that if not because she likes me right? Otherwise she'd have just called someone else?

https://youtube.com/shorts/jejYDzdSgpA?feature=share

She's so adorable and seems like she'd be a good mother too

"You know Snape, we really are the half-blooded prince"

Yeah maybe he's just acting that role and he's not actually that bitter?

Yes I agree for first year of college, but after that they really stepped up the plate

Sir Will posted...

Yeah. Original Groot is dead. This one is different. No memories of the old one. Different personality.

Omg. Rewatched the scene and this theory depresses me. Its like when they brought back coulson from the dead and kept the actor but kept changing the character to different things from alien to robot.

You know what you're right, he does kinda look British sometimes.

Anyone seen halt and catch fire?

Its weird because unlike square Enix ruining final fantasy, Nintendo is actually capable of making good games, so they simply choose not to make a good paper mario, not that they can't. That makes it so much worse

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I dont think the judge will excuse his behavior either way

Spidey5 posted...

They pulled it out in the US version. Along with Vivian being transgender, alcohol references, and Pa-patch's fart joke.

Damn, finding out about Vivian is such a trip.

Japan have a weird relationship with how they portray this, like what even is Birdo? This seems like a Nintendo trend

TheChariot posted...

Good thing I'm here? No? Anybody?

Heropon Riki!

No one talks about Brian cox being in this movie. Going from killing mutants in X-2 to this is surreal

Foppe posted...

Proves that they had a lot of fetishes back then.

Definitely not more than now though, they didn't have internet as we know it

I dont know if it's fake but anny aurora's earlier, hotter videos were always about her hooking up with someone who booked her over Twitter and they always use condoms

You underescalate my power

https://youtu.be/ftDCOztVcCg

Yeah thanks for the advice. They don't just throb with pain, they literally ache now.

Definitely need to write this down and remember so I never take a long hiatus again

OUCH MY ARMS IT HURTS TOO MUCH

I remember muscle soreness, but I got a delayed muscle soreness and it didn't hurt until 2 days after the initial weight training, and this soreness hurts way more than I remember

I forgot what to do, how do you stretch after bicep curls? And how to alleviate muscle soreness?

https://youtube.com/shorts/6c2MquK7dsk?feature=share

If I was that good looking I'd be married with kids by now

"He was molesting me with his eyes" is my new favorite quote its so true we do tend to do that with women

I also been recommended too much vegeta stuff for some reason!

Kim_Seong-a posted...

"So that's it, huh?" asked Harry. "We're some kind of Order of the Phoenix?"

Oh my god this one's amazing

https://youtube.com/shorts/V2udab16JlI?feature=share

What the eff is Michael c Hall the one instigating all these comebacks first it was dexter now 6 feet under, both his shows in it

Ew that poor thing she must be struggling.

She looks like a less attractive Olivia wilde

Foppe posted...

Wally Wood did a famous Disney Orgy Poster back in 1966.

Oh my god. I just saw where the joke "I didn't say she was silly, I said she's fucking Goofy" came from

Sir Will posted...

He's not the same Groot. He's his kid.

Wtf?

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I dont understand, why is there a restaurant called that instead of just chilis or Applebee's or even outback.

It just doesn't make any sense, its a weird name for a restaurant

Also Rambo, it had toy machine guns and my cousins used it all the time.

I just dont understand why it wasn't given a 2nd thought back then

So... there's porn conventions. Las Vegas has a porn convention. I saw a NSFW video that was really bizarre, imagine seeing all that in one confined place.

Zeus posted...

"This one"? Way to narrow it down to just 100k+ asmrtists!

And it very rarely has anything to do with their looks, they worry about their real careers.

Usually it's just the female asmrtists that get harassed, not the males

AzurexNightmare posted...

Reyn is basically a better Wakka

*fixed

Heartomaton posted...

Chalk outline of a murder victim.

Based on the shape, someone iced a Toad.

Oh yeah that makes sense. Its not in the US version of the game?

DoubleDare posted...

You mean inline rollerskates.

Rollerblade is a brand.

Its like how its a copier machine, but people say xerox machine, but thats a companies name.

But its also used as a verb as in rollerblading, it entered popular lexicon

G1_Nightbeat posted...

Ross groomed a teenage student into dating him.

To be unfair Ross has a history of going after high school girls eg Rachel when he was still in college

As a kid I didn't understand what back to formula meant

Ricemills posted...

https://youtu.be/P-wGG8vYbZU

skip to 0:48

Lol'd

This just reminds me of how shrek 2 really goes hard for its finale, still the greatest shrek sequel of all time

Back_Stabbath posted...

the f is baby smell. like talcum power? or shit? only two smells i really associate with em.

When you're given a baby to hold and you sniff their head. That

Punished_Blinx posted...

It would be so much better if games just had like an arcade or gameplay only mode unlocked once you beat it. No story or dialogue just pure gameplay and maybe some arcade score added or something.

Naughty Dog games would especially benefit from this.

That's I think what they're trying to push with online multiplayer

rexcrk posted...

She was honestly the best part of The Dark Knight Rises.

Does anyone still have that infamous gif from 9 years ago