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TopicTeen Needs Surgery After Getting USB Cable Stuck in His Penis
MachineJaipur
09/18/21 6:16:13 PM
#44
I don't get how someone thinks "Yeah sticking things down my dick hole sounds like a great idea"
TopicHave you ever grasped an erect penis that wasn't your own?
MachineJaipur
09/18/21 6:10:06 PM
#1
Have you? For the females among us, have you ever touched bare breasts that weren't your own?


In your hand, full shaft. Have you?
TopicBiden Lose. Bye Bye Joe Biden. BIDEN realized ''he'' was wrong and agreed
MachineJaipur
09/18/21 10:53:16 AM
#1


YouTube be tripping
TopicWould you rather slow dance in the dark or eat pocket ravioli in the park?
MachineJaipur
09/18/21 9:47:21 AM
#6
TopicLmao my neighbors are throwing a party because im moving away
MachineJaipur
09/17/21 9:23:57 PM
#3
Is this No_U_L7s alt

Oh read the sig
TopicWould you shower with 18 cowboys?
MachineJaipur
09/17/21 8:31:49 PM
#8
The tide is turning, CE says no
TopicWould you rather slow dance in the dark or eat pocket ravioli in the park?
MachineJaipur
09/17/21 7:42:10 PM
#1
Your SO invites you to choose between these two


Ravioli ravioli what's in the pocketoli?
TopicWould you shower with 18 cowboys?
MachineJaipur
09/17/21 5:05:23 PM
#7
CE is split on this decision
TopicWould you shower with 18 cowboys?
MachineJaipur
09/17/21 1:43:41 PM
#1
Would you? Open, group shower.






Hmmm?
TopicIn lieu of flowers, send Brenda more life.
MachineJaipur
09/17/21 8:53:58 AM
#5
Pogo_Marimo posted...
New game show idea: Contestants are given four different CRAZY obituaries and they have to guess which one is ACTUALLY FAKE.

The touch of "Hollywood Magic" is that they're all fake and written by the marketing reps laid off by Coca Cola after the New Coke disaster.
Most of those people would be in their 60s, 70s, 80s or dead
TopicIn lieu of flowers, send Brenda more life.
MachineJaipur
09/17/21 12:02:49 AM
#3
Pogo_Marimo posted...
"A bot wrote this" usually means "A person wrote this but it's cringy when a person writes like they're PeNgU1N oF d00m!".

TopicIn lieu of flowers, send Brenda more life.
MachineJaipur
09/16/21 11:57:13 PM
#1

TopicWill the J6 rallies this weekend be peaceful?
MachineJaipur
09/16/21 9:44:36 AM
#4
WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...
It's going to be the right wingers again looking for "justice for the january 6" people who were arrested. Basically denialism.
But the people involved in January 6 got their due justice lmao
TopicWill the J6 rallies this weekend be peaceful?
MachineJaipur
09/16/21 9:42:30 AM
#2
What're they about?

Or are they just trying to follow up?
TopicFemale octopuses throw objects at males who harass them.
MachineJaipur
09/16/21 9:41:08 AM
#9
Goatesque posted...
RIP Neonoctopus

@NeonOctopus
TopicRepublicans: Respect the troops! Also Republicans:
MachineJaipur
09/16/21 9:26:34 AM
#1


A woman taking center stage in a photograph instead of the man? How dare Prince Harry let that happen! /s
TopicLet's check in on Fox News. They're talking about shoving marbles up your ass
MachineJaipur
09/15/21 8:38:08 PM
#7
Houston posted...
That's a cute 3 second clip... but they're making reference to what Nicki Minaj said about black people.
I thought Nicki was making absurdist claims about the covid vaccine making ya nuts swell
TopicLet's check in on Fox News. They're talking about shoving marbles up your ass
MachineJaipur
09/15/21 8:34:59 PM
#1
TopicCNN reporter just said "Swollen Testicles"
MachineJaipur
09/15/21 9:32:32 AM
#6
Friend of Nicki Minaj probably cheated, got an STD, embarrassed by it, blamed his swollen testicle on the covid vaccine and now here we are
TopicPrepare for Gavin Newsom to be recalled
MachineJaipur
09/15/21 9:07:57 AM
#74
TC btfo lmao
TopicDelaware Senate candidate: Our only option is to build a parallel society
MachineJaipur
09/14/21 6:44:25 PM
#1
*Former Delaware Senate candidate



"Built by good, honest people"

I uh hate to break to her but uh

The people I'm sure she's envisioning are actually just a bunch of grifters

TopicHey reddit, if I wanted your shitty fucking app I'd download it
MachineJaipur
09/14/21 5:13:37 PM
#17
trappedunderice posted...
You know what grinds my gears, I click on read more replies and it loads a new page. Just cascade the conversation I bet it's not hard to code.
On Brave for a long time if you clicked that, it'd prompt me to sign in and if you wanted to get rid of the thing that popped up, you'd have to refresh the page. And if you wanted to actually see more you had to hold the link and open it in a new tab.

They fixed that and now you just have to click out of it.

The 'new' interface or whatever opens them in new tabs now though
TopicHey reddit, if I wanted your shitty fucking app I'd download it
MachineJaipur
09/14/21 4:29:25 PM
#1


Not even a NSFW subreddit, just a regular subreddit.
TopicStop. Think. Nobody ever dies of Covid at home, only at hospitals
MachineJaipur
09/14/21 2:18:34 PM
#31
LeperMessiahXX posted...
I took his post as him wanting us to make fun of this kind of thinking, not that he is pretending he thinks this or actually thinks this.
I've only posted Q and anti-vax stuff for this exact purpose in the past.
TopicStop. Think. Nobody ever dies of Covid at home, only at hospitals
MachineJaipur
09/14/21 2:05:30 PM
#23
JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...
This seems worthy of moderation, especially since I doubt TC actually believes such claims.
Do I have to believe everything I post?
TopicStop. Think. Nobody ever dies of Covid at home, only at hospitals
MachineJaipur
09/14/21 1:36:07 PM
#1


If somebody never got tested and died of Covid at home, are there tell tell signs that the coroner/autopsy report would be able to (immediately) say they died of Covid?
TopicElection integrity movement isn't about evidence anymore, they have mountains of
MachineJaipur
09/14/21 1:34:19 PM
#21
UnholyMudcrab posted...
And by "big stuff in the wings" he means that absolutely fucking nothing is in the wings
The amount of nothing in the wings is big stuff
TopicElection integrity movement isn't about evidence anymore, they have mountains of
MachineJaipur
09/14/21 1:00:18 PM
#9
Ranting Nord posted...
If only there was some kind of inter network of computers where you could put a web into the site of people and publish this vast amount of information for relatively low cost.
That'd take too much time and these people are almost assuredly too busy or too poor to do the legwork for anyone else.

All they saw was some tweet or Facebook post that said the election was stolen or some 'evidence' that was later debunked and they made a claim early on and now they're stuck doubling down
TopicElection integrity movement isn't about evidence anymore, they have mountains of
MachineJaipur
09/14/21 12:56:05 PM
#6
LeperMessiahXX posted...
But I can appreciate the humor in the right being upset about people going house to house to educate about the vaccine but being ok with going house to house to talk about the mountains of evidence that you just need to trust them on.
"Them goldurn damned liburls better not come to my door with that Vax bullsheeeet!"

*turns around*

"Aight honey I'm going out to knock on our neighbors doors to tell them about how the election was clearly stolen! Yes, I'm locked and loaded!"
TopicElection integrity movement isn't about evidence anymore, they have mountains of
MachineJaipur
09/14/21 12:51:26 PM
#1


It.

Sorest of losers
TopicToday is Monday, September 13th and is the number 13 unlucky?
MachineJaipur
09/13/21 10:10:24 PM
#6
CE says it is not unlucky
TopicToday is Monday, September 13th and is the number 13 unlucky?
MachineJaipur
09/13/21 8:25:43 AM
#1
Is it?




https://youtu.be/oSNNav2eYwk

Or do you agree with Obi-Wan?
TopicNBC News poll shows demographic breakdown of the vaccinated in the US
MachineJaipur
09/11/21 5:09:00 PM
#4
ScazarMeltex posted...
Well, I find this hard to believe because conservatives keep telling it's black people that are the largest group of uncaccinated people.
If they don't have a minority to blame, they'd implode
Topic"The truth, you only have to say once"
MachineJaipur
09/11/21 3:20:40 PM
#1
Is this true?





anti-covid comments are so dumb lmao
TopicAn Alabama man passed away 200 miles from home after 43 ICUs turned him away.
MachineJaipur
09/11/21 10:05:45 AM
#23
Unvaccinated folks should be triaged to the lowest priority.

It sucks but you can clearly see what's going on in the world and how overflowed hospitals are, and if you're not willing to protect yourself then you get to suffer the consequences of your actions
TopicWould you have sexual intercourse with Amber Heard?
MachineJaipur
09/10/21 5:46:18 PM
#32
Guys, don't stick your dick in crazy
TopicCE, you look four meal your
MachineJaipur
09/10/21 5:45:45 PM
#3
Medussa posted...
shit. my usual response here is "stay in school, kids.". but... somehow he did, in fact, stay in school. i'm completely lost.
"Why bother learning to spell when autocorrect and speech to text will do all the heavy lifting for me?"
TopicCE, you look four meal your
MachineJaipur
09/10/21 4:36:38 PM
#1


So four meal your, damn
TopicIs "I Told You So" too insensitive irt anti-vax people dying of Covid?
MachineJaipur
09/09/21 6:11:02 PM
#1
Is it?






Brutal.
TopicYou have 45 minutes to extend your Trump Life Membership or else it EXPIRES
MachineJaipur
09/09/21 12:27:58 AM
#14
But wait, there more!


TopicYou have 45 minutes to extend your Trump Life Membership or else it EXPIRES
MachineJaipur
09/08/21 11:53:20 PM
#6
CE won't extend its membership

Trumpers in shambles
TopicYou have 45 minutes to extend your Trump Life Membership or else it EXPIRES
MachineJaipur
09/08/21 10:22:17 PM
#5
ClunkerSlim posted...
That doesnt seem legit.
What doesn't?
TopicThis was the 6 y/o Girl who fell 110FT to her Death at a Colorado HAUNTED RIDE!!
MachineJaipur
09/08/21 9:57:38 PM
#3
TopicReddit shut down subreddit dedicated to Texas Abortion Bounty Hunting
MachineJaipur
09/08/21 9:56:30 PM
#19
-Unowninator- posted...
Of course they're worse; they're harassing innocent people; abortions harm nobody.
I wouldn't say the potential mental trauma a woman goes through before/during/after an abortion, is harmless
TopicYou have 45 minutes to extend your Trump Life Membership or else it EXPIRES
MachineJaipur
09/08/21 9:54:09 PM
#1
Will you extend?




And the grift grifts on
TopicReddit shut down subreddit dedicated to Texas Abortion Bounty Hunting
MachineJaipur
09/08/21 6:22:06 PM
#14
CE says the harassers are worse.

Kinda surprising
TopicReddit shut down subreddit dedicated to Texas Abortion Bounty Hunting
MachineJaipur
09/08/21 1:25:26 PM
#1
Which is worse? Abortion or harrasing and suing people trying to get an abortion


https://www.businessinsider.com/reddit-shuts-down-forum-for-texas-abortion-bounty-hunters-2021-9

Reddit shut down a forum started by users who wanted to share tips on finding and suing people trying to get abortions in Texas, as first reported by Vice.
The r/TXBountyHunters subreddit was formed on September 2, the same day Texas law SB8 came into force banning abortions after a fetal heartbeat is detected, which typically occurs at six weeks, often before most people know they're pregnant.
The law allows private citizens to sue anyone they believe helped somebody get an abortion after the six-week mark. This provision is wide-ranging, and Texas citizens could technically sue a cab driver who takes someone to an abortion clinic.
In an archived post from r/TXBountyHunters seen by Insider, one member said the law had opened up a "brand new arena of revenue" to private citizens.
"We are here to capitalize on that," they said.
Vice reported the group had 68 members when it was shut down, and that its description said it was "dedicated to sharing tips on identifying, reporting, and collecting bounty on those breaking Texas law TX SB8."
Reddit's page when you try to load r/TXBountyHunters says the group was banned for violating its policy on "harassing content."
Reddit declined to comment further when contacted by Insider.
Reddit isn't the only tech company to kick would-be vigilantes off its platform. Web hosting company GoDaddy booted a website off its service that invited users to submit anonymous tips about people getting abortions after the six-week mark.
The website moved to domain host Epik, which is known for hosting far-right content, but the Washington Post reported Monday that the site had once again been disabled

Disgusting.
TopicConservatives got btfo by a protestors sign
MachineJaipur
09/08/21 9:21:29 AM
#23


Saying the quiet part out loud
TopicSo far which Marvel Phase has been the worst/most disappointing?
MachineJaipur
09/06/21 5:55:22 PM
#6
Smashingpmkns posted...
Is Phase 4 even over? I'd go with phase 2 because half of those movies are the worst in the franchise. Phase 3 being the best so far tho.
Phase 4 is far from over but it has enough content so far to compete in terms of amount with Phase 1 and 2.
TopicSo far which Marvel Phase has been the worst/most disappointing?
MachineJaipur
09/06/21 5:47:59 PM
#1
Which MCU Phase?




Please take into consideration your feelings about Phase Four and how it came after the payoff and (general) high of Endgame.
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