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TopicNew South Korean Netflix show about some fucked up moon shit
Turtlebread
12/14/21 3:25:13 AM
#3
woah is this the new squid game

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TopicReminder: An estimated 15 million Japanese people will eat KFC for Christmas
Turtlebread
12/13/21 3:47:05 PM
#25
That woman is clearly chinese

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Topicwho is the best current musician?
Turtlebread
12/13/21 12:59:15 PM
#39
Bruno Mars

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TopicImmense greed and power of Jeff Bezo's space flights.
Turtlebread
12/13/21 6:46:47 AM
#5
listen peasants, its jeffs planet, we are just living on it

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TopicI am very drunk and I will likely get warned ITT,. CHAOS
Turtlebread
12/13/21 4:13:40 AM
#10
Im here to kill chaos

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TopicI think J.K. Rowling is gonna get some heat for this one
Turtlebread
12/13/21 4:09:02 AM
#124
The only way this is turning around for her is revealing that Harry was trans all along.

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TopicSadposting topic
Turtlebread
12/13/21 1:51:28 AM
#14
I dont think Ive been sad before

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TopicF1 Abu Dhabi GP. Will it be Verstappen or Hamilton?
Turtlebread
12/12/21 2:23:30 PM
#34
this sport sounds really cool

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Topichow do you ask for consent before sex?
Turtlebread
12/12/21 12:25:05 PM
#43
The last time I asked for consent verbally she was immediately turned off and we went to sleep. We had sex the morning after and this time I didnt ask anything.

So naturally my advice is to ask for consent but be prepared to wait until the next morning when shes horny again.

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TopicMy peanous is too big but also too small, help?
Turtlebread
12/11/21 12:43:27 PM
#90
oo ahh kiss your little meat tip

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TopicKeanu laughing at NFTs, digital avatar porn with Carrie-Anne, and Matrix Awakens
Turtlebread
12/11/21 2:08:32 AM
#4
I cant believe Keanu would do this

tHeYrE nOt ThE sAmE!

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TopicShould I buy 0.25 BTC?
Turtlebread
12/11/21 2:01:10 AM
#2
Why buy 0.25 BTC when you could buy 25 BTC

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Topicif you like guitar, especially really fast guitar, check this out!
Turtlebread
12/10/21 2:49:35 PM
#6
im faster

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TopicLiterally a new Expanse episode and no topic (no spoilers)
Turtlebread
12/10/21 12:37:22 PM
#1
It was boring.

Theres only 6 episodes for this final season and that was how they wanted to start?

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TopicLetitia Wright (Shuri) would rather leave the MCU than get vax
Turtlebread
12/10/21 11:59:52 AM
#34
MrToothHasYou posted...
They should go full circle and recast Terrence Howard as Shuri. Big brain moves.

Terrence could finally pretend to be as smart as he thinks he is

its perfect

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TopicWhy do all the reviews on Rotten Tomatoes sound super edgy?
Turtlebread
12/10/21 11:17:12 AM
#3
Out of all the shards in a modern kaleidoscope of gotchas, this is definitely one of them.

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Topicgirls are lucky they'll never get whiskey dick
Turtlebread
12/10/21 11:04:10 AM
#50
Thats a lot of writing to say youre a virgin

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TopicI think my least favourite thing about software development is expectations.
Turtlebread
12/10/21 5:30:39 AM
#4
Mine is all the pointless methodology and buzzwords

hey bro lets have an agile scrum to update our knowledge on ITIL processes

can we just do the work

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Topicgirls are lucky they'll never get whiskey dick
Turtlebread
12/10/21 5:17:29 AM
#45
Zonbei posted...
apparently you arent. You and a bunch of other people in this topic who have a horrifying lack of knowledge.


sex: 1
zonbei : 0

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Topicgirls are lucky they'll never get whiskey dick
Turtlebread
12/10/21 3:16:52 AM
#28
Nooooo!

that had serious copy pasta potential

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Topicgirls are lucky they'll never get whiskey dick
Turtlebread
12/10/21 3:02:21 AM
#20
Topicgirls are lucky they'll never get whiskey dick
Turtlebread
12/10/21 2:53:55 AM
#17
An erection is necessary for sex, a lack of lube can be solved with spit.

The more you know.


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Topicgirls are lucky they'll never get whiskey dick
Turtlebread
12/10/21 2:44:48 AM
#15
DocDelicious posted...
Not really? Reduced blood flow, less lubrication, yadda yadda.

are you aware of how sex works

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Topic2021 is almost over. Was it better than 2020?
Turtlebread
12/09/21 11:43:02 PM
#18
honestly no difference

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TopicChina committed genocide against Uyghurs, independent tribunal rules
Turtlebread
12/09/21 10:40:38 PM
#24
TrowaBarton7 posted...
From the article:

but he said that the alleged efforts to prevent births amounted to genocidal intent. The panel also said it had found evidence of crimes against humanity, torture, and sexual violence against the Uyghur people.


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TopicThe perfect girl but she wants kids and you don't
Turtlebread
12/09/21 2:38:05 PM
#16
Its not a hypothetical

its my life

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TopicGeorge was a brave dog that gave his life to save 5 kids from 2 pitpull attacks
Turtlebread
12/09/21 2:23:47 PM
#33
Its kind of weird when people think animals can be capable of evil.

Pit bulls were bred for aggression and fighting - all they have is instinct.

The dogs should obviously be banned though.


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TopicThe perfect girl but she wants kids and you don't
Turtlebread
12/09/21 5:39:01 AM
#1
Also you've been dating three years and she gets along really well with your parents

wyd

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TopicJameFAQs
Turtlebread
12/09/21 4:51:56 AM
#5
TopicMy take on life when I was 19.
Turtlebread
12/09/21 3:22:34 AM
#3
I used to have a similar mindset. That is... until I bought a Tesla.

Some people are just made for greatness

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TopicHow to be a Chad
Turtlebread
12/09/21 3:08:07 AM
#9
the girl has the personality of a boiled chicken breast


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TopicAnyone else get depressed when they see YouTube video upload dates?
Turtlebread
12/09/21 1:25:33 AM
#2
No but I might start now

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TopicSo how fucked is the planet
Turtlebread
12/08/21 2:25:04 PM
#3
Unfortunately you may live to old age, so its wise to save 10% of your income per month.

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TopicY'all have to admit. Sang Woo was daddy.
Turtlebread
12/08/21 2:07:30 PM
#7
_BIueMonk posted...
i still haven't watched this.

it sucks, no kpop

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TopicFinland PM was clubbing til 4 AM, needed to quarantine
Turtlebread
12/08/21 12:37:32 PM
#9
Imagine youre at the club slamming shots with the PM at 4am and you take her home and bang her with the secret service watching

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TopicUbisoft introduces NFT's INSIDE their games (not a joke)
Turtlebread
12/08/21 3:21:07 AM
#2
the worst ghost recon game just got worser!!

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TopicPolice: No evidence of sex trafficking in that murder by the vigilante father.
Turtlebread
12/08/21 2:12:21 AM
#56
I got tagged twice, this is a great honour.

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TopicI'm a 70/80s slasher nerd, will I like Fear Street trilogy?
Turtlebread
12/07/21 3:28:28 PM
#6
The first one has the most brutal kill in the whole trilogy

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TopicLOL at how debates work in modern high schools
Turtlebread
12/07/21 9:36:56 AM
#6
Lmfao

imagine youre in court and your defence lawyer starts rapping like this


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TopicWhy the fuck is Halo Infinite coming out on a Wednesday
Turtlebread
12/07/21 2:06:19 AM
#2
Yeah yeah feeling goood on a Wednesday

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TopicWhy is Halo releasing on a Wednesday?
Turtlebread
12/07/21 1:42:24 AM
#2
Yeah yeah feeling good on a Wednesday

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TopicYour crush sends you saying ''Does this dress say I am a breeding machine?''
Turtlebread
12/06/21 11:22:32 PM
#2
respect breeding machines

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TopicTrypophobia is REAL. Do not look up pictures.
Turtlebread
12/06/21 10:47:30 PM
#6
Does nothing for me

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TopicI hate when couples announce that they're expecting a child
Turtlebread
12/06/21 4:19:07 PM
#23
Were trying for a baby

translates to my husband is doing big cummies inside me

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