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I mean if it was me, it's on a case by case or half the time basis, I'm not always chatting people up or trying to be more friendly with them than I'd think was necessary or in their comfort zone, but me and my mom went to a McDonald's this morning

I think we're at the first window where you pay and the person must have said "How are you?" which was a mistake because my mom loves to talk and she's all

"I'm good! It's FRIDAY! :) "... -slightly awkward pause- "The weather's good, bla bla bla, we both have jobs :)" ...another awkward pause
and I guess she turns around and hands the card back

So we go to the next window, not much left to say to the next employee besides

"Thank you"

and she literally just goes "uh huh". Not even with a cheery lift, it's that one-tone groan, but I'm just kinda like damn lol

I'd have loved to see them smile

I really didn't care though, it's not that they didn't reciprocate it, it's kind of just the way they did her yknow? idk

There's no one really "at fault" besides my mom's TRYING to be friendly, i guess not everyone shares her Friday morning enthusiasm

so they did her wrong yet no one's at fault

I have some unresolved formatting of this logic

So I guess all that's left to do is to go beat those employee's collective asses into next Friday, and maybe they'll appreciate their civic duty to the public

and tell em Gimme my goddamn egg mcmuffin.

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Conner4REAL posted...

you got it opposite.

if you have that little important things to think about in life that you can remember everything on something as insignificant as grocery list Then You certainly are doing nothing important with your life so you would certainly suck at life.

most people remember work projects or investments or other obligations and problem solving and things they have to do or work on.

if the top of that list of things you think about is grocery lists....

you got nothing

Right? I have terrible memory

All Arv can remember to do is bang my mom

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captpackrat posted...

1. Vaquita, Critically Endangered
2. Whooping crane, Endangered
3. Asian elephant, Endangered
4. Razor-billed auk, Near Threatened
5. Irrawaddy dolphin, Endangered
6. Bluefin tuna, not sure which species. Southern bluefin is Endangered, Pacific bluefin is Near Threatened, Atlantic bluefin is Least Concern
7. Javan rhinoceros, Critically Endangered
8. Tasmanian devil, Endangered
9. Leatherback sea turtle, Vulnerable
10. Sumatran orangutan, Critically Endangered

So... the answer is none?

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I thought the value of a woman was posited to go down

If she can't posit, ion'wan it

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SimCity TCG? :S

not an actual suggestion, more of a potential to question

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GS19yKx67U4

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It really is sometimes + the level of disregard for the victim as stated... sometimes.

I recall some criminal justice show that was airing on regular TV (this was a fictional setting) and they kind of just plastered this crime scene photo of dead gang members slumped over on a car / on the ground with visible fatal gunshot wounds (like pieces of their head missing or bullet holes) and I wasn't really comfortable with the fact they kind of just splash that on TV from a NSFtame perspective

For movies/tv, I have to kind of get into the story more than something just dangling murder in front of me like some kind of cat toy like "oooh murder" since that's kind of a creepy angle

Video games? Well, I mean, come on. A lot of them are already combat/murder simulators.

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ThePuddingMan posted...

Disagree. For me, all peepee times are poopoo times which makes it really awkward when Im using a urinal somewhere.

Name checks out

Yet I also disagree - Not every visit is the same

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I feel like he could "do so much better" as they say, but I'm not gonna say that. I'm just gonna feel like it.

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Trying to get Poll of the Day to not hate me anymore somehow.

let me drink you

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But have you ever heard "brodie"?

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I try to keep my maximum expressed traits of those listed to 1... Maybe somewhere under 1 even, as a whole integer of any single one might even be a bit much

I don't try to either, it just happens

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I guess it would have been Dasani at first. I was literally just... walking away... for reasons... and collecting water at any applicable spot

Until I get to a Taco Laredo or whatever, right. So I go to the bathroom.

...For water for my cup

And by the time I'm already 20 ft or so outside, the lady follows me out like "hay did u jus steal somethin form my store"

I should have said "just your water lol" but we got into a stupid form of "discussion" even though I denied such, and she went ahead and called the cops on me

So I continue to walk away before the previously explained scenario and I'm just concerned for the welfare of my cup at this point

Maybe someone recycled it? Either way, this has to count as littering. They didn't pick it up. They just charged me for J-walking and the thing was dropped anyway since it was nonsense

the relevant part here is the cup

how can you do that? it was defenseless

it was just a plastic cup

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Oh this changes everything

Wait, water isn't a officially licensed McDonald's beverage.

Eh

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And kind of just leaves it there on the side of the street after they decide to take me to jail, does that count as littering?

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Someone had to say it

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that is all

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Revelation34 posted...

Lol.

Literally the only thing you can't recycle is the recycle bin

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With avocado oil or olive oil. With those kinds, I don't even need cheese anymore, cause it makes your sandwich that much better than with regular mayos

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Well, it was his job to give us BBC

Now all we have is Kirby's dick...

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Yeah, they even tied Kirby's dick into the remake. Something you should not miss. A breathtakingly amazing display, one you should truly experience in full HD

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I love studying black women

-Kirby's dick, circa 2021

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Krazy_Kirby posted...

whose alt?

Kirby's dick

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Kirby's dick would hold the door for someone behind him.

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I deny the notion you should add my name, and substitute "Kirby's Dick" as an agreeable placeholder

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Everything is recyclable, you guys are dumbasses

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SKARDAVNELNATE posted...

Right?

5 months huh? Needs more work ethic

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dreamium posted...

No this is the real Paul Wall website

https://www.paulwallworld.com/

WTF

Now I don't even want a grill anymore

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xW16zwINqVU
So I heard he had the internet going nuts, right? So I went to check out his website!

https://www.djpaulwall.com/

Was this his intention? Cause I'm ashamed I fell for the bait.

It's like... nothing. Just to say "hey I have a website"

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Since my dick crispy fresh like a subway salad

biatch

Makes sense

R.I.P. Pimp C

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I don't know, but "talking into someone" sounds highly inappropriate

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I'm not sure what Dragon Maid is. I gave it a quick google though, and it seems to be similar to what they may infer had it been Dragon Raja.

these guys must really like lolis and dragons

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joemodda posted...

Lmk cuz I'm literally invisible to women

Viagra

you become a little more visible

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You know, one that a magician, or someone like Bill Nye the Science guy would come to your house and drop on your livingroom floor so that they could have actual bees flying around on the carpet, or for some reason, I was hallucinating, and there weren't even bees, but for the most part, why did Bill Nye gas me at a young age?

Sounds exciting now, sounds concerning then

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Ok have a good one

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Mead posted...

What isnt an ignore button?

The person you choose to ignore lol

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That's what they say

But what is an ignore button?

Hell, or a report button, for that matter?

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Judgmenl posted...

I'm pretty sure they don't even consider non-homeowners or people renting outside of Manhattan as real people.

This is the way it feels, yes.

The problem is you actually afforded us even having a position in a class. How high class of you.

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ParanoidObsessive posted...

Whenever I eat raw tomato and projectile vomit at people.

This happened the first time I ate a grape, and at least once drinking a Chelata idk how you spell it but I just can't see how anyone would like that (Easily my most hated/disgusting drink)
It tastes like a tomato flavored roach

What if the reason the banks were generating interest on our currency was because in the meantime we weren't using it, they were counterfeiting it in a pyramidal fashion???

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Mead posted...

all the f***ing time?

That's the point!

Allergies are dangerous!
Veedrock- posted...

Chicken.

No one is allergic to chicken o_o

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When's the last time you or someone you know had an allergic reaction?

And was it expected or not?

What are some foods I should try if I want to potentially harm myself like you allergy sufferers do?

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Think about it, it would just be like seeing from two different places at once, like if you had more eyes but they were in a different place so it's not like your vision would be obstructed or anything, you'd just have more vision at a different perspective

what do you say

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