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TopicI could have gotten laid when I was 18.
eston
08/13/21 11:54:46 AM
#2
I could have gotten laid when I was 18.

I mean I did, but I could have done it more

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TopicIs Trump president today
eston
08/13/21 11:34:05 AM
#12
Oop, I thought that might have been it but it was just a fart

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TopicDid y'all see the video of lindel rushing off stage after a judge ruled against
eston
08/13/21 11:30:45 AM
#18
The dude turning around to see where he's going made me laugh

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Topicnew Lizzo song featuring Cardi B - "Rumors"
eston
08/13/21 11:28:35 AM
#9
metallica846 posted...
I heard a rumor that it took 6 months to film the dance sequence in this because Lizzo was out of breath so often. Is that true?
She's probably in better shape than you tbqh

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TopicThe Greek restaurant across the street is loudly playing Nickelback in Greek
eston
08/13/21 11:23:33 AM
#11
TopicDamn auto warranty spam calls are annoying AF.
eston
08/13/21 11:22:39 AM
#8
When my little brother got arrested and ended up at one of those diversionary anti-drug programs (it was Teen Challenge if anyone has heard of them) he said the program directors made them do auto warranty calls all day and that was like their "job"

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TopicThe Greek restaurant across the street is loudly playing Nickelback in Greek
eston
08/13/21 11:19:22 AM
#9
One time I was at a Chinese restaurant and they started playing a MIDI version of Foo Fighters - Big Me

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Topicnew Lizzo song featuring Cardi B - "Rumors"
eston
08/13/21 11:17:58 AM
#6
Honestly I'm pretty tired of Cardi B but at least we got some new Lizzo

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TopicGOP Strategist arrested on 5 counts of sex trafficking of a minor
eston
08/13/21 10:08:38 AM
#12
TopicIs Five Guys the most overrated fast food chain?
eston
08/13/21 10:07:10 AM
#16
Ryven posted...
IMO it's Arby's.
I actually think Arby's is way underrated

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TopicIs Five Guys the most overrated fast food chain?
eston
08/13/21 10:04:01 AM
#11
That'd be Chick Fil-A
Not saying it's bad, but it's literally just fried chicken guys

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TopicIs Trump president today
eston
08/13/21 10:02:26 AM
#8
Confidential sources say he's just waiting for the perfect moment to inform everyone that he is in fact still President.

So maybe after lunch

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TopicUnderrated: Going shopping on weekday mornings.
eston
08/13/21 10:00:25 AM
#11
Plus the workers are nicer because you hit them at the easiest part of their day

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TopicAnyone play Retired Men's Nude Beach Volleyball League yet?
eston
08/13/21 9:56:13 AM
#2
TopicUnderrated: Going shopping on weekday mornings.
eston
08/13/21 9:51:13 AM
#5
On days off I'll occasionally swing by the grocery store after I drop my kid off at school, it's like a fraction of the number of people as usual and most of them are elderly. It's so easy to shop

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TopicCan I learn to appreciate NES games?
eston
08/13/21 9:49:30 AM
#15
kelemvor posted...
I'm playing Batman right now. If you have an original NES or a clone system, go get it!

It is like Ninja Gaiden mixed with a little Mega Man. It's not quite as hard as NG but the difficulty curve quickly progresses. It also has the best jumping physics of any NES game I can think of. Graphics and Music are also top tier for a NES title, as you would expect by the people who made Blaster Master.
That game was awesome. The Batman game that came out after it was also very good

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TopicGTA3, GTA Vice City, and GTA San Andreas are being remastered. Out this year.
eston
08/12/21 8:19:23 PM
#22
BroodRyu posted...
I hope the physics engine is untouched. The wacky arcade physics of the PS2 GTAs is what made them so incredible.
Fuck that, even back when those games were new I wished they had ragdoll. Now they can actually do it

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TopicCoco Austin defends breastfeeding 5-year-old daughter.
eston
08/12/21 4:26:18 PM
#16
Smashingpmkns posted...
The pic Ice T just posted of Coco on Twitter right now was kinda hot ngl. Don't think I can post it here.
I'm just looking at it like who tf took the picture lol

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TopicWelp. Ivermectin is already on backorder lol
eston
08/12/21 4:06:51 PM
#9
TopicCoco Austin defends breastfeeding 5-year-old daughter.
eston
08/12/21 3:59:34 PM
#9
Weezy_Tha_Don posted...
that 5 year old is going to be a picky eater
She'll only eat foods with artificial preservatives

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TopicCoco Austin defends breastfeeding 5-year-old daughter.
eston
08/12/21 3:55:16 PM
#2
She also added herself to the list of celebrities who do not bathe regularly

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TopicBoyfriend Dungeon on gamepass
eston
08/12/21 3:45:28 PM
#7
TopicGTA3, GTA Vice City, and GTA San Andreas are being remastered. Out this year.
eston
08/12/21 3:26:06 PM
#16
ArianaGrandSlam posted...
If they make these with modern controls I might actually go in on Vice City again

its so miserable going back to the original experience
100% agree

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TopicI Am Legend screenwriter assures anti-vaxxers that the film plot wasn't real
eston
08/12/21 3:24:36 PM
#5
Just a side note, but the whole "put a period after every word" posting style is the most annoying shit to read

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TopicMike Lindell is really having a moment
eston
08/12/21 3:21:29 PM
#31
Can I just say, I wish I had half the drive and motivation that this guy does. He may be batshit insane and wrong about literally everything, but if you look at the sheer number of things he's actually done and been a part of in the past year just with all this crazy election stuff, it's honestly pretty impressive

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TopicGTA3, GTA Vice City, and GTA San Andreas are being remastered. Out this year.
eston
08/12/21 2:25:29 PM
#12
Tbqh I would love to get remasters of 1 and 2 but this will also make me happy

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Topiclol at Microsoft Rewards
eston
08/12/21 2:24:16 PM
#3
TopicRic Flair posts picture from Gym. Says he's never going to retire
eston
08/12/21 2:22:56 PM
#7
TopicGTA3, GTA Vice City, and GTA San Andreas are being remastered. Out this year.
eston
08/12/21 2:21:54 PM
#10
Thompson posted...
How many songs will be removed due to expired licenses?
If they are developing these as a new release, I'm pretty sure they would have to get new licenses anyway. We may get new music in addition to some old, may lose a few songs, etc.

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TopicRemember when Lady Gaga did a song with R Kelly
eston
08/12/21 1:33:54 PM
#7
Honestly it's crazy that people treated what he was doing as some kind of joke for as long as they did

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TopicTom Hanks Jamaican son criticizes mask/covid
eston
08/12/21 1:01:41 PM
#8
BobanMarjanovic posted...
Tom Hanks must have been in at least 80 movies in doubt he really had time to raise him
You realize that most parents have jobs right

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TopicOutrage after a DAD touches a Young Babysitter's BREASTS!! Is She Hot??
eston
08/12/21 1:00:43 PM
#42
TopicWatching Sega go out of business was insane.
eston
08/12/21 12:59:09 PM
#5
TopicTom Hanks Jamaican son criticizes mask/covid
eston
08/12/21 12:58:07 PM
#5
I always thought Tom Hanks could do no wrong, and then he raised Chet

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TopicThe World Before Chili Peppers
eston
08/12/21 12:25:28 PM
#5
I always wondered if our ancestors started using spicy foods as a way to keep pests out of their food storage

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TopicEminem's ex-wife Kim Scott hospitalized after suicide attempt
eston
08/12/21 12:23:37 PM
#17
Knowing that she's still not mentally healthy after all these years makes it kinda seem like all the stuff Em hated her for probably wasn't really her fault. It's pretty sad

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TopicRemember that time MTV had a True Life about breast implants?
eston
08/12/21 12:19:12 PM
#2
I remember that. It was interesting because one of the women was getting a breast reduction due to being very self-conscious, and then boom here's her naked titties all over cable tv, before and after

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TopicTrans woman gets blasted online after kissing a man...
eston
08/12/21 12:17:04 PM
#90
At least have the self-awareness to understand that this is dangerous and perpetuates stereotypes that are dangerous for other people

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TopicAnti-mask parents threaten to pull their kids out of school (Science Hill, KY)
eston
08/12/21 11:22:23 AM
#7
This would actually be more helpful than if their kids started wearing masks

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TopicAnti-maskers hurl abuse, threats after Tennessee school board reinstates mandate
eston
08/12/21 11:12:56 AM
#10
Imagine choosing this as your hill to die on

Or rather for your kids to die on

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TopicEx-LAPD officer charged with manslaughter in Costco shooting
eston
08/12/21 11:09:34 AM
#10
Fair, next
I remember being pissed at the time because it looked like he was not going to face consequences

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Topic47 y/o Vermont Man FINALLY finds LOVE...to a 19 y/o Girl in BELGIUM!! She Hot??
eston
08/12/21 9:50:21 AM
#79
Whatever makes them happy I guess but he literally looks like her dad in every one of those pictures

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TopicHR: "Homosexual" is now offensive.
eston
08/12/21 9:33:23 AM
#20
They're just trying to make sure everyone is on the same page

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TopicCalifornia deputy suffers fentanyl overdose after exposure to substance.
eston
08/12/21 9:32:00 AM
#2
TopicDo you care when front desk people are sitting vs. standing?
eston
08/12/21 9:28:19 AM
#11
I'm used to them standing because that's just how it is in America, but I honestly dont care one way or the other

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TopicRemember the episode of The Simpsons where Homer hangs out with Ray Romano
eston
08/12/21 9:26:07 AM
#16
MrMallard posted...
Anagrams or lateral thinking puzzles? I remember the episode where she can't do the puzzle on the back of a school lunch box even though everyone else gets it way before she does.
I was thinking of the episode where another, smarter girl transfers into her class and she tries to make friends with her. There's a scene where Lisa is at the girl's house and her dad tries to play an anagram game with them. Lisa totally flubs it so he hands her a ball lol

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TopicHR: "Homosexual" is now offensive.
eston
08/12/21 9:23:25 AM
#10
Ideally it shouldn't come up, but the reality is that when you spend 8+ hours a day with people you end up talking about personal stuff

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TopicRemember the episode of The Simpsons where Homer hangs out with Ray Romano
eston
08/12/21 9:20:04 AM
#12
MrMallard posted...
Honestly the best part of the episode is how Ray's character is named Ray Magini, and Lisa figuring he mustn't be real because his name is an anagram of "imaginary".
Whoever wrote that must have forgotten that Lisa is terrible at anagrams

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TopicTrans woman gets blasted online after kissing a man...
eston
08/12/21 9:16:46 AM
#15
A guy I know thought he was about to have a threesome and then suddenly realized there were three penises in the room

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Topic47 y/o Vermont Man FINALLY finds LOVE...to a 19 y/o Girl in BELGIUM!! She Hot??
eston
08/11/21 9:34:44 PM
#5
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