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TopicPost Memes Here 15.0
Umbreon
01/28/22 11:25:05 PM
#103
Heartomaton posted...


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/5/4/AAcI8BAAC3JK.jpg



BOKUTACHI WA

(No seriously, why is an ending that's mostly just Sesshomaru staring in the distance so fucking good?)


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Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile)
12-18-19 and 01-13-21: Times Donald Trump has officially been impeached.
TopicIf we have WW3 with Russia should everyone be drafted?
Umbreon
01/28/22 3:21:58 PM
#16
WingsOfGood posted...
What if Russia invades Ukraine, nothing happens then they launch an offensive against the USA ?

You go to Russia's Wikipedia article, and change it to past tense.

This country is incredibly pissed right now. The last thing anyone wants to do is give everyone a common enemy to wipe out.

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Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile)
12-18-19 and 01-13-21: Times Donald Trump has officially been impeached.
TopicIf we have WW3 with Russia should everyone be drafted?
Umbreon
01/28/22 3:17:44 PM
#12
Drafts are horrible. No one should have to go through them.

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Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile)
12-18-19 and 01-13-21: Times Donald Trump has officially been impeached.
TopicAnother Anti-Vaxxer Dies From COVID Story But With a Twist Ending
Umbreon
01/28/22 3:14:13 PM
#6
A vaccine could have prevented this.

Well... the dying of Covid part. The hubby finding a second wife so soon... I have no comment for that.

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Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile)
12-18-19 and 01-13-21: Times Donald Trump has officially been impeached.
TopicIdiot deforms body with 95% covered in tattoos
Umbreon
01/28/22 2:51:19 PM
#16
*Shrug*

It's his body.

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Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile)
12-18-19 and 01-13-21: Times Donald Trump has officially been impeached.
TopicSO this happened. That flash has a message..
Umbreon
01/28/22 2:45:46 PM
#21
It's moddable to wish death on a group of people who would hang people like me from a tree because I'm Black?


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Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile)
12-18-19 and 01-13-21: Times Donald Trump has officially been impeached.
TopicTo COVID Deniers: No Beds Means No Fricking Beds
Umbreon
01/28/22 10:11:31 AM
#25
Solar_Crimson posted...
Unfortunately, the people who need to hear this the most won't listen.


Yep. These people don't care until they're on a ventilator. Them they're like "Y'all got *HACK*anymore of them vac- *COUGH* vaccines?"

Too late then.


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Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile)
12-18-19 and 01-13-21: Times Donald Trump has officially been impeached.
TopicSO this happened. That flash has a message..
Umbreon
01/28/22 5:55:17 AM
#3
I'm all for telling the KKK to die but um...

Ctrl + F 'context'


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Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile)
12-18-19 and 01-13-21: Times Donald Trump has officially been impeached.
TopicOMG, as a boss what would YOU do in this situation?
Umbreon
01/28/22 5:36:02 AM
#39
Interesting simulator game

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Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile)
12-18-19 and 01-13-21: Times Donald Trump has officially been impeached.
TopicPost Memes Here 15.0
Umbreon
01/28/22 12:59:29 AM
#79
Pokemon with Natural Cure just flip you off before switching out.

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Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile)
12-18-19 and 01-13-21: Times Donald Trump has officially been impeached.
TopicWhat if humans created AI, and it immediately destroyed/deleted itself?
Umbreon
01/27/22 9:59:34 PM
#12
Robot2600 posted...
I already reached my monthly limit, can someone please copy/paste the entire text of the article in italics?

The Knightscope security robot was supposed to patrol the Georgetown Waterfront, a ritzy shopping-and-office complex along the Washington Harbour in D.C. But the pressure was too much for the rolling robot, which can turn, beep, and whistle in order to maintain order. It rolled into fountain and drowned itself on Monday.

The Knightscope security robot has pros and cons. Its a good deal for any place that wants something patrolling an area on the cheap. Itll roll around malls or parking lots, with rental prices starting at $7 per hour 25 cents less than the federal minimum wage. Uber uses it to patrol certain parking lots.

On the downside, its has been knocked over by a drunk man. Before that, it knocked down and ran over a 16-month-old boy. It looks like some The Flytype experiment between R2D2 and a Dalek. And apparently it has a tendency toward self-harm.


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Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile)
12-18-19 and 01-13-21: Times Donald Trump has officially been impeached.
TopicKaren's are just alpha women...
Umbreon
01/27/22 9:34:48 PM
#3
Alphas don't cry the moment concequences come their way.

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Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile)
12-18-19 and 01-13-21: Times Donald Trump has officially been impeached.
TopicBlack Girl Forced to Eat Food From Trash by Lunch Monitor
Umbreon
01/27/22 9:30:33 PM
#16
The ToU prevents me from saying what I want to say.

So I'll just leave it at fuck that lunch monitor and fuck anyone who defended their actions.

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Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile)
12-18-19 and 01-13-21: Times Donald Trump has officially been impeached.
TopicUS surpasses 900k covid deaths
Umbreon
01/27/22 8:59:58 PM
#28
armandro posted...
is it really your problem?

There are people who are unable to get the vaccine being killed because of anti-vaxxers. There are also people dying from other things because the ICU beds are full of anti-vaxxers who refuse to listen to science... but insist on the very same doctors they've scorned and attack to save them.

In short

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]



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Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile)
12-18-19 and 01-13-21: Times Donald Trump has officially been impeached.
TopicUS surpasses 900k covid deaths
Umbreon
01/27/22 8:56:10 PM
#24
_HayleyWilliams posted...
I also love the people who go "most of them were older or had preexisting conditions"

Ok and? We can just kill off millions worldwide if they weren't young and healthy? Those people could have lived for years. And no group is immune to serious complications, nor can we ignore the even higher number of people that were hospitalized or suffered longterm side effects.


*Someone dies of cancer*

"But were they fat? If so, we shouldn't blame cancer! They would have probably died soon anyway!"

These people will do anything to downplay the pandemic.

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Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile)
12-18-19 and 01-13-21: Times Donald Trump has officially been impeached.
TopicElon Musk offers 5K to shut down twitter account that tracks his flights.
Umbreon
01/27/22 8:18:43 PM
#25
gunplagirl posted...
He could date the student. That's the far worse outcome.

Okay, maybe there is a threat after all.

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Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile)
12-18-19 and 01-13-21: Times Donald Trump has officially been impeached.
TopicElon Musk offers 5K to shut down twitter account that tracks his flights.
Umbreon
01/27/22 8:15:23 PM
#20
Sad_Face posted...
Get that greedy and if he's petty enough, he'll could waste a couple hundred Gs to put together a team of lawyers to bring you pain and misery in court.


Pfft, kids a college student. The fuck Elon is going to do that student debt hasn't already?


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Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile)
12-18-19 and 01-13-21: Times Donald Trump has officially been impeached.
TopicElon Musk offers 5K to shut down twitter account that tracks his flights.
Umbreon
01/27/22 8:05:54 PM
#2
50k?

Dude's a billionaire. Make him drop a cool 5 million at bare minimum.

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Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile)
12-18-19 and 01-13-21: Times Donald Trump has officially been impeached.
TopicBiden: Ukraine should 'prepare for impact' in the next 24 hours.
Umbreon
01/27/22 8:04:01 PM
#16
RISEofCHRISTIAN posted...
President Trump would have backed off.

Trump wouldn't have even stepped up.

He was Putin's lapdog, he'd be talking about how cool Russia is and why what they're doing is justified.

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Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile)
12-18-19 and 01-13-21: Times Donald Trump has officially been impeached.
TopicUS surpasses 900k covid deaths
Umbreon
01/27/22 8:02:12 PM
#4
But I'm told we're done with Covid, how could the death rate still be rising?!

This was preventable.

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Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile)
12-18-19 and 01-13-21: Times Donald Trump has officially been impeached.
TopicShould I buy a Vivid Voltage or Chilling Reign for investment purposes?
Umbreon
01/27/22 8:00:54 PM
#3
Okay good, those aren't the first thing I thought they were.

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Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile)
12-18-19 and 01-13-21: Times Donald Trump has officially been impeached.
TopicThe antiwork mod crew has more interviews (pending) from a 21 y/o lazyfuck
Umbreon
01/27/22 7:58:48 PM
#34
A mod also made a alt account and had it be a 'new mod'. Your account needs to be 3 days old to even post there, but the 'new mod' account was less than 24 hours old.

The lying isn't even the worst part, it's the sheer incompetence of it. As if people wouldn't figure it out.


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Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile)
12-18-19 and 01-13-21: Times Donald Trump has officially been impeached.
TopicIt's over Jarek
Umbreon
01/27/22 7:42:04 PM
#40
Billyionaire posted...
https://youtu.be/t-826yR9a7w

Best twist ever.


Lol. This isn't nearly as meme, but imagine being such a collosal dick that you think "Your reward for busting your ass is that I don't kill you." is something your right hand man is going to be thankful for instead of resentful.

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Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile)
12-18-19 and 01-13-21: Times Donald Trump has officially been impeached.
TopicA fast food worker screws up your order twice. WYD?
Umbreon
01/27/22 7:24:15 PM
#16
I'd just wouldn't come back

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Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile)
12-18-19 and 01-13-21: Times Donald Trump has officially been impeached.
TopicYay or Nay: The Undertaker (WWE character) in Mortal Kombat
Umbreon
01/27/22 3:38:37 PM
#13
Undertaker with kayfabe powers would be a nice fit in Mortal Kombat.

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Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile)
12-18-19 and 01-13-21: Times Donald Trump has officially been impeached.
TopicThe antiwork mod crew has more interviews (pending) from a 21 y/o lazyfuck
Umbreon
01/27/22 3:24:24 PM
#6
Good grief.

Imagine all that effort undermined by one idiot, and it's only going to be made worse by another.

Over a million people told the shittiest mod not to do the interview, but they went ahead anyway. They have "interview experience"! So naturally they went to Fox News expecting a good faith discussion.

It's so frustrating. That sub was one of the most glorious things. Now it's a toxic waste dump.

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Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile)
12-18-19 and 01-13-21: Times Donald Trump has officially been impeached.
TopicIt's insane how disposable food is on American media
Umbreon
01/27/22 11:55:33 AM
#24
Prismsblade posted...
Also why buy any perishable item from said establishments when you can just wait a week for its brought date to expire and scoop up the items for free?

Because drinking expired milk really isn't a smart idea.

Prismsblade posted...
Another is getting sued which would wipe out whatever tax breaks they recieve x100.

What reason do they have to go the extra mile and expose themselves and their business to such risk?

There are laws that protect businesses that donate in good faith. You shouldn't get sued if you donate fresh food and it turned out something was wrong with it that you had no idea prior.

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Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile)
12-18-19 and 01-13-21: Times Donald Trump has officially been impeached.
TopicOxford study: vegan diet is cheap, lessens Covid, and slashes cancer risks
Umbreon
01/27/22 11:05:59 AM
#27
MrPeppers posted...
Any good references for switching to a more plant-based diet? Staple foods, recipes, that kind of stuff?

I'd also like to know this.

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Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile)
12-18-19 and 01-13-21: Times Donald Trump has officially been impeached.
TopicIt's insane how disposable food is on American media
Umbreon
01/27/22 11:01:09 AM
#2
But don't you dare try to take any home for yourself or give it to a homeless person, otherwise that's theft!

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Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile)
12-18-19 and 01-13-21: Times Donald Trump has officially been impeached.
TopicSmall illustration of why we have a climate change problem.
Umbreon
01/27/22 10:59:56 AM
#20
Fucking hate it when I'm trying to turn and this big ass truck pulls up on the side. Cool, I guess I'll just wait until your ass moves. Who needs to see half the road right?

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Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile)
12-18-19 and 01-13-21: Times Donald Trump has officially been impeached.
TopicIt's over Jarek
Umbreon
01/27/22 7:58:29 AM
#26
I I'm sorry Jax! Please don't drop me. Wait, I- I promise

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Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile)
12-18-19 and 01-13-21: Times Donald Trump has officially been impeached.
TopicMost of you FAILED D.A.R.E. miserably.
Umbreon
01/26/22 9:08:41 PM
#40
High school probably would have been more tolerable if I didn't listen to them.

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Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile)
12-18-19 and 01-13-21: Times Donald Trump has officially been impeached.
TopicPost Memes Here 15.0
Umbreon
01/26/22 9:06:20 PM
#51
Snakebone99 posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/5/3/AAfBQBAAC2lN.jpg

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/9/8/AAbloxAAC2pC.jpg

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Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile)
12-18-19 and 01-13-21: Times Donald Trump has officially been impeached.
TopicI got someone pregnant
Umbreon
01/26/22 5:48:12 PM
#109
Lanzol posted...
im 29 shes 19

I'm glad you're both adults, but your ages are far from what's wrong with this story.

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Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile)
12-18-19 and 01-13-21: Times Donald Trump has officially been impeached.
TopicI got someone pregnant
Umbreon
01/26/22 5:25:49 PM
#100
Lanzol posted...
Yeahhh

'lemme wrap it real quick' and then she whispers into ur ear 'it's okay it feels so good'

I'm a weak man


"What were you thinking?" is about the nicest I can phrase what I actually want to ask.


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Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile)
12-18-19 and 01-13-21: Times Donald Trump has officially been impeached.
Topichow long does this account have left?
Umbreon
01/26/22 4:52:13 PM
#19
5 days.


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Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile)
12-18-19 and 01-13-21: Times Donald Trump has officially been impeached.
Topiclol, r/antiwork went private
Umbreon
01/26/22 4:31:14 PM
#66
Basically Fox News lucked out and got the dumbest mod on there.

It's like interviewing the guy who buys MLP sex toys, instead of the guy who just watched the show with his daughter and thought it was okay.

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Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile)
12-18-19 and 01-13-21: Times Donald Trump has officially been impeached.
TopicWhy do people abuse retail workers?
Umbreon
01/26/22 4:01:38 AM
#14
MICHALECOLE posted...
You shoulda tried to tell him he couldnt leave

https://youtu.be/jnpE-hGNVj8

2:14

Anyway. People abuse retail workers for two main reasons.

1. "The customer is always right" being taken too literally. The original intent meaning 'Don't question a customer's taste'. If they want a hotdog with gravy and mayo, give it to them.
Don't try to talk then out of it.

Instead what people think it means is that customers are God and they get to do whatever the fuck they want. I've had 'customers' who would buy a entire dinner, eat all but one piece of it, demand a refund and they'd fucking get it. Multiple times. Meanwhile any employee v customer dispute would virtually always be given to the customer.

2. People used to abusing other people and not suffering concequences for it. There a reason you seem countless Karens talking mad shit.... but start crying like toddlers and insisting "I'm not that kind of person!" once they realize they're being recorded or that they're about to experience actual concequences.

And not to put too fine a point on it, but people who have taken a punch to the face for talking shit are much less likely to talk shit in the future compared to someone who never caught an ass whipping.


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Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile)
12-18-19 and 01-13-21: Times Donald Trump has officially been impeached.
TopicWhy isn't someone who's convicted of sexual harassment 37 times in jail?
Umbreon
01/26/22 2:59:14 AM
#6
Privilege.

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Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile)
12-18-19 and 01-13-21: Times Donald Trump has officially been impeached.
Topic31 y/o UNVAXXED Dying Dad Sobs UNCONTROLLABLY after he was DENIED an ORGAN!!
Umbreon
01/26/22 2:58:38 AM
#62
Smackems posted...
. I hope he somehow gets better

He won't.

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Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile)
12-18-19 and 01-13-21: Times Donald Trump has officially been impeached.
Topicnyanners did nothing wrong
Umbreon
01/26/22 1:36:42 AM
#26
Balnazarr posted...
She was a lonely teen who sought attention from 4chan. She made a lot of really fucking loli videos and pedo-bait videos. She's 30 o close to 30 now and regrets everything she did. 4cahn never lets her forget and never will forgive her so they harass her at every moment.


Man...

I thought the pomf video was hilarious in a fucked up way too, but imagine trying to cause someone trouble for moving away from teenage comedy.

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Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile)
12-18-19 and 01-13-21: Times Donald Trump has officially been impeached.
TopicWhat is the weirdest or craziest anime you have ever seen? Hentai counts too
Umbreon
01/26/22 12:35:33 AM
#34
Bludgeoning Angel Dokoro Chan is pretty... out there.

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Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile)
12-18-19 and 01-13-21: Times Donald Trump has officially been impeached.
TopicDaily US death toll from Covid now matches Delta
Umbreon
01/26/22 12:23:46 AM
#9
OVERGOATED posted...
Is it just going to keep mutating variants until we're all dead?

Eventually we'll get to Total Organ Failure and Necrosis.

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Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile)
12-18-19 and 01-13-21: Times Donald Trump has officially been impeached.
TopicIs David (Last of Us) the only pedophile in gaming
Umbreon
01/26/22 12:22:53 AM
#50
AngelicRadiance posted...
Anyone who marries Nowi in FE:Awakening


(I'm sorry Ricken)

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Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile)
12-18-19 and 01-13-21: Times Donald Trump has officially been impeached.
Topicdo you hate JK Rowling?
Umbreon
01/26/22 12:21:40 AM
#39
Sir_Gawain posted...
He was obsessed with Sayoria for some time, specifically what's in her pants iirc. It's someone who "chases" trans women.


Oh.

Oh.

I um, forgot about that incident.

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Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile)
12-18-19 and 01-13-21: Times Donald Trump has officially been impeached.
TopicSo... how bad could darksiders be? They made 3 games. Should I try them out?
Umbreon
01/26/22 12:08:22 AM
#11
I don't believe any of them were outright bad, they just never enjoyed the popularity of more mainstream fighters. A good portion of people probably know Morrigan from MvC than Darkstalkers.

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Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile)
12-18-19 and 01-13-21: Times Donald Trump has officially been impeached.
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