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Topic | I'm here to kill Chaos |
KnightofShikari 10/15/21 6:49:22 PM #11 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tupKqk85Hp8 --- The Earth is round. Two plus two equals four. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the 2020 election for President and Vice President of the United States |
Topic | Is Source Film Maker used for anything else besides porn? >_> |
KnightofShikari 10/15/21 8:50:24 AM #6 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qwwga6t_lBg --- The Earth is round. Two plus two equals four. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the 2020 election for President and Vice President of the United States |
Topic | I'm not a cat |
KnightofShikari 10/15/21 6:03:30 AM #5 | https://i.imgur.com/y1SlP0d.jpeg --- The Earth is round. Two plus two equals four. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the 2020 election for President and Vice President of the United States |
Topic | Really seeming like Republicans are for infectious disease |
KnightofShikari 10/14/21 9:05:07 AM #9 | eston posted... So basically this whole shitshow could result in significantly fewer people taking all vaccines, and we could see some nasty shit pop back up againall it takes is one variant that can break through the vaccine at a high rate and we're back to square 1 --- The Earth is round. Two plus two equals four. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the 2020 election for President and Vice President of the United States |
Topic | 1 billion dollars but you become a cute Japanese woman |
KnightofShikari 10/14/21 5:16:19 AM #20 | Kloe_Rinz posted... you get to choose based on your own personal preferencean 18 year old japanese woman with anri okita's post-preg body but tighter because youth, also a cuter face as well, and a decent butt that's not too big. plus the money what's the downside? --- The Earth is round. Two plus two equals four. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the 2020 election for President and Vice President of the United States |
Topic | Dont use q tips to clean your ears they say |
KnightofShikari 10/12/21 6:42:19 PM #23 | but how do i scratch the itch that's deep in my ear canal though? --- The Earth is round. Two plus two equals four. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the 2020 election for President and Vice President of the United States |
Topic | How can I use more power in my house? |
KnightofShikari 10/12/21 5:35:21 AM #12 | air conditioner set to minimum space heaters dehumidifiers humidifiers use your current computer to mine crypto to buy a new computer to mine crypto faster --- The Earth is round. Two plus two equals four. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the 2020 election for President and Vice President of the United States |
Topic | Do you like taking a poo at work? |
KnightofShikari 10/12/21 5:25:19 AM #15 | Trumble posted... Why can you take a piss or a shit, but you can't take a fart?why is it called "passing gas"? am i handing it off to someone and saying "here smell this"? oh wait --- The Earth is round. Two plus two equals four. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the 2020 election for President and Vice President of the United States |
Topic | Do you like taking a poo at work? |
KnightofShikari 10/12/21 3:59:13 AM #6 | supervisor can't complain since it's a normal bodily function have time to relax without looking like i'm slacking off saves money since i use less TP and soap at home if i clog the toilet someone else can come and fix it --- The Earth is round. Two plus two equals four. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the 2020 election for President and Vice President of the United States |
Topic | Why are anti-vaxers SO bad at understanding risk? |
KnightofShikari 10/11/21 8:12:31 AM #4 | they also like to pull the less than 0.0001% chance that a vaccinated person dies of covid as if that means it's not worth getting vaccinated at all. they also leave out other factors of that person's death like age, weight, and other factors. they then twist definitions to suit their own purposes like saying a vaccine should make someone 100% immune despite that never being the case. really, they start with "covid vaccines are bad!" and then try to twist everything to fit that --- The Earth is round. Two plus two equals four. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the 2020 election for President and Vice President of the United States |
Topic | Do you excerise |
KnightofShikari 10/11/21 2:59:03 AM #24 | not enough, need to work on my motivation so i do it consistently --- The Earth is round. Two plus two equals four. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the 2020 election for President and Vice President of the United States |
Topic | Lap pillow is the best cuddling position |
KnightofShikari 10/10/21 9:36:14 AM #8 | face forward, face up, or face down while lap pillow? --- The Earth is round. Two plus two equals four. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the 2020 election for President and Vice President of the United States |
Topic | Things that suck are removed from reality |
KnightofShikari 10/10/21 9:21:34 AM #2 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_bCX9Z760U --- The Earth is round. Two plus two equals four. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the 2020 election for President and Vice President of the United States |
Topic | Scenario: You step into ya son home and find waifu body pillows everywhere |
KnightofShikari 10/10/21 7:20:59 AM #3 | my son needs a better job so he can afford some realdolls like his old man --- The Earth is round. Two plus two equals four. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the 2020 election for President and Vice President of the United States |
Topic | The perfect partner but they want you to do the Little Lad Dance. |
KnightofShikari 10/10/21 3:15:03 AM #9 | so i have to do the berries and cream dance before i get her berries and cream? not a bad trade --- The Earth is round. Two plus two equals four. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the 2020 election for President and Vice President of the United States |
Topic | the perfect girl but periodically throughout the day she itches her anus openly |
KnightofShikari 10/10/21 2:22:18 AM #6 | ModLogic posted... given how CE is full of ass lovers. they'd be like "only if i can scratch it for her .... with my tongue".FTFY and yes --- The Earth is round. Two plus two equals four. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the 2020 election for President and Vice President of the United States |
Topic | Grammar: "I have no mail" vs "I do not have mail" |
KnightofShikari 10/09/21 11:40:06 PM #4 | "I am currently not in possession of articles of postal designation" --- The Earth is round. Two plus two equals four. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the 2020 election for President and Vice President of the United States |
Topic | The perfect girl but she gives you her number and tells her to call her maybe, |
KnightofShikari 10/09/21 6:46:16 PM #6 | can i call her on my banana phone? --- The Earth is round. Two plus two equals four. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the 2020 election for President and Vice President of the United States |
Topic | Police arrest and jail black grade school girls for WATCHING a fight. |
KnightofShikari 10/09/21 8:33:53 AM #7 | Southernfatman posted... Cops don't have to step in and protect citizens, but they expect citizens to jump in at their own risk to stop fights or crime.you just know they'll pull this shit so that when cops inevitably abuse their power to kill someone again and it gets recorded, they'll use it as precedent to go after the person who recorded them --- The Earth is round. Two plus two equals four. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the 2020 election for President and Vice President of the United States |
Topic | Can any Japanese or weebs translate these cooking instructions for me? |
KnightofShikari 10/09/21 6:01:28 AM #5 | you could use the papago app on your phone to translate this stuff. seems to work better than google translate, though sometimes it just spits out garbage --- The Earth is round. Two plus two equals four. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the 2020 election for President and Vice President of the United States |
Topic | Texas is an awful state, but you have to admit... |
KnightofShikari 10/08/21 9:33:17 PM #6 | VipaGTS posted... its just regular toast but bigger. "everything is bigger in texas"...which is kinda ironic because they're definitely compensating for something that's not bigger...considering obesity rates they might not know how much they're compensating for --- The Earth is round. Two plus two equals four. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the 2020 election for President and Vice President of the United States |
Topic | What if you could live your best life every day and not go to work? |
KnightofShikari 10/08/21 6:18:10 AM #6 | nothing can make my dreams come true since futanari and super powers aren't real --- The Earth is round. Two plus two equals four. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the 2020 election for President and Vice President of the United States |
Topic | Wake up this morning, girlfriend's car isn't in the driveway |
KnightofShikari 10/07/21 8:33:35 AM #2 | sounds like a serious red flag if it isn't a joke --- The Earth is round. Two plus two equals four. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the 2020 election for President and Vice President of the United States |
Topic | Best way to get a girl? |
KnightofShikari 10/05/21 4:21:48 AM #4 | BloodMoon7 posted... Assemble her from Home Depot parts.think of the splinters though --- The Earth is round. Two plus two equals four. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the 2020 election for President and Vice President of the United States |
Topic | God to Abraham: Kill your sons to show you love me |
KnightofShikari 10/05/21 1:51:46 AM #9 | but if god is all knowing doesn't that mean he knows that abraham loves him anyways and the test is worthless? doesn't he also know the results of the test before he does anything? --- The Earth is round. Two plus two equals four. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the 2020 election for President and Vice President of the United States |
Topic | MS Republican using covid money to build more jails. |
KnightofShikari 10/05/21 1:23:46 AM #4 | can the federal government take back the money? give it to a state that's actually doing something about the pandemic --- The Earth is round. Two plus two equals four. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the 2020 election for President and Vice President of the United States |
Topic | Videos where the final frame is 10/10 |
KnightofShikari 10/04/21 3:35:52 AM #3 | does this count? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIteXqJjCyA --- The Earth is round. Two plus two equals four. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the 2020 election for President and Vice President of the United States |
Topic | If you could ask for aaaaaanything in the world |
KnightofShikari 10/03/21 9:47:20 AM #62 | ok fine so my futa wife shoots delicious super soldier and male enhancement cum jeez --- The Earth is round. Two plus two equals four. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the 2020 election for President and Vice President of the United States |
Topic | Watching Scott pilgrim vs the world 10+ years later |
KnightofShikari 10/03/21 9:39:21 AM #14 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUZkUNAOCdM --- The Earth is round. Two plus two equals four. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the 2020 election for President and Vice President of the United States |
Topic | *sips coffey* |
KnightofShikari 10/03/21 5:10:48 AM #13 | but is it coffee coffee enough? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIfigZMdwuQ --- The Earth is round. Two plus two equals four. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the 2020 election for President and Vice President of the United States |
Topic | Now that I think about it, I really am glad Trump is gone. |
KnightofShikari 10/03/21 4:50:08 AM #17 | SomeLikeItHoth posted... Stopped reading there.because that was the end of his post --- The Earth is round. Two plus two equals four. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the 2020 election for President and Vice President of the United States |
Topic | Now that I think about it, I really am glad Trump is gone. |
KnightofShikari 10/03/21 4:36:10 AM #14 | if only a certain administration didn't deal directly with the taliban and released 5000 of them, one of which is now their leader, then agree to a pullout of afghanistan without consulting the afghani government first. maybe then the equipment we left for the afghani military wouldn't have been seized after they surrendered --- The Earth is round. Two plus two equals four. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the 2020 election for President and Vice President of the United States |
Topic | If you could ask for aaaaaanything in the world |
KnightofShikari 10/03/21 12:11:35 AM #54 | viewmaster_pi posted... you had me until the super soldier serumthat's just so i can be super lazy and not get fat while also improving my looks and penis size --- The Earth is round. Two plus two equals four. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the 2020 election for President and Vice President of the United States |
Topic | If you could ask for aaaaaanything in the world |
KnightofShikari 10/03/21 12:07:06 AM #51 | a perfect sexy busty hung futanari for a wife that ejaculates large amounts of delicious cum that's also super soldier serum --- The Earth is round. Two plus two equals four. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the 2020 election for President and Vice President of the United States |
Topic | That new "Strangers of Paradise" Final Fantasy game is a meme machine |
KnightofShikari 10/03/21 12:04:39 AM #29 | someone should do the meme with this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc32Znoj8dk --- The Earth is round. Two plus two equals four. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the 2020 election for President and Vice President of the United States |
Topic | Every time you tell a lie, your penis grows. |
KnightofShikari 10/02/21 10:24:53 PM #2 | so i can just keep telling people i have a 10 inch penis until i have a 10 inch penis? --- The Earth is round. Two plus two equals four. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the 2020 election for President and Vice President of the United States |
Topic | I appreciate Steve1989MREinfo |
KnightofShikari 10/02/21 9:13:36 PM #3 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HiIy3SlHs4 --- The Earth is round. Two plus two equals four. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the 2020 election for President and Vice President of the United States |
Topic | The perfect girl but she's a vampire. |
KnightofShikari 10/02/21 6:11:15 PM #17 | being turned into an immortal vampire gives me a lot of time to get used to her huge futa penis --- The Earth is round. Two plus two equals four. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the 2020 election for President and Vice President of the United States |
Topic | School safety officer shoots at car; woman now brain dead. |
KnightofShikari 10/02/21 8:18:21 AM #41 | Fony posted... They tried to run him over actually. this was a group of older teens and even one adult who didn;t attend the school, jumping one of the scool kids. They tried to hit the officer with their car.I figured this would be reported with a victim twist.looks to me like they were just trying to flee the scene. if they were trying to run him over they would have turned more rather than going directly onto the road --- The Earth is round. Two plus two equals four. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the 2020 election for President and Vice President of the United States |
Topic | Which would you rather have: $10k, or a dream recorder? |
KnightofShikari 10/02/21 6:32:04 AM #12 | get proficient at lucid dreaming "accidentally" keep making sex dreams with celebs profit? --- The Earth is round. Two plus two equals four. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the 2020 election for President and Vice President of the United States |
Topic | Women on dating apps be like "be original in your opener" |
KnightofShikari 09/29/21 7:52:24 PM #23 | where i am on tinder it seems a lot of girls take a mirror selfie but use the phone to hide their face --- The Earth is round. Two plus two equals four. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the 2020 election for President and Vice President of the United States |
Topic | KFC Japan releases Garlic Soy Sauce Chicken |
KnightofShikari 09/29/21 8:39:43 AM #13 | looking at the menu on their site (https://www.kfc.co.jp/pdf/menu/menu_en) the combo is one piece of garlic soy chicken and one piece of regular along with fries and a drink. but why would anyone want regular if garlic soy is on the menu? --- The Earth is round. Two plus two equals four. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the 2020 election for President and Vice President of the United States |
Topic | Brand New MMO New World is at 96% positive reviews on steam so far |
KnightofShikari 09/29/21 8:02:33 AM #81 | thronedfire2 posted... This is not a problem thats possible to solve. Blizzard tried plenty of times with WoW. And every other new MMO that put out extra servers on launch ended up with a bunch of dead servers a few months later after the initial rush died downconsidering the whole point of AWS is that they have tons of servers for people to use for a price that are available on an as-needed basis for situations exactly like this then yeah, it just seems pathetic to me. they can take the servers they already have, deploy the containers, and have enough resources. it shouldn't even take that long if their architecture was set up correctly, maybe an hour or two to deploy and sync everything up. the price for other consumers goes up, but they can have an easy launch and get a bunch of good press from it. then when the initial launch rush dies down, they can free up those servers for use by other paid customers --- The Earth is round. Two plus two equals four. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the 2020 election for President and Vice President of the United States |
Topic | The Perfect Girl but she thinks you're a robot. |
KnightofShikari 09/28/21 6:24:26 PM #3 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnOhEoS9Q88 --- The Earth is round. Two plus two equals four. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the 2020 election for President and Vice President of the United States |
Topic | Dallas Fed President Kaplan to retire early after being caught insider trading |
KnightofShikari 09/27/21 7:02:40 PM #5 | ScazarMeltex posted... As if. We don't send rich people to prison for white collar crimes unless it fucked over other rich people. Most he'll get is a fine.and the fine will be a tiny fraction of how much he made doing the illegal activity, so barely a slap on the wrist --- The Earth is round. Two plus two equals four. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the 2020 election for President and Vice President of the United States |
Topic | Somehow, Palpatine returned. |
KnightofShikari 09/27/21 6:22:59 AM #8 | "REY I REALLY NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING" *crisis over* "oh nevermind" --- The Earth is round. Two plus two equals four. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the 2020 election for President and Vice President of the United States |
Topic | Overwatch 2 seems like an out of season April fools joke |
KnightofShikari 09/26/21 5:39:31 AM #10 | sLaCkEr408___RJ posted... Just make a movie. Those short films are greatbut if they make a movie then the porn creators can't get the improved models --- The Earth is round. Two plus two equals four. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the 2020 election for President and Vice President of the United States |
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