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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2KXMAt2f-s

Entrant #33: LiquidOshawott
@LiquidOshawott

Tom: What a Very Insane final entrant!
XIII: Don't they usually come in multiples of five?
Tom: Yeah but who cares
XIII: Oh shit this is the end of commentary and the entire ring is full, "what a rumble"
[XIII destroys his and Tom's headsets.]
Tom: Bit dramatic

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feThajeSMDw

Entrant #32: Whiskey_Nick

Tom: some witty comment
XIII: screw you Tom
Tom: fin

Hurt DP

@Pokalicious
@ViolentAbacus

Poka is definitely in, he was entry 29

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qvhyt6BtpL8

Entrant #31: LusterSoldier
@LusterSoldier

XIII: Luster...Soldier? Oh god...
Tom: What?
XIII: Hype Guy...you've activated Hype Guy's RAGE
Tom: I'm sure he'll be bad at it

Hurt Zazi

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48s0lFFwSsE

Entrant #30: ViolentAbacus

[Abacus beads rain from the sky, filling the already full ring.]
Tom: Oh lord, what a Violent Abacus this is!
XIII: glubglub

Thank you david, I owe you

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuYeHPFR3f0

Entrant #29: Pokalicious

Tom: Poka is here to complete Walking Fire! Just three entrants left! [wades around through the mass of bodies now in the ring.]
XIII: [follows Tom, but nearly drowns in the pools of blood appearing throughout the UCA_Ring.]

Oh now I feel bad

Hurt david

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFQz34H66l0

Entrant #28: illuminatusbubu
@illuminatusbubu

XIII: [wakes up] literally who?
Tom: [also wakes up.] Hey! It's illuminatus! He appeared for the first time last year and is looking for an improved performance this time!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8-sMJZTYf0

Entrant #27: Apollo_Phoenix
@Apollo_Phoenix

[Both XIII and Tom lay unconscious, leaving Apollo to handle his own entrance.]
Apollo: It's me! I'm...pretty cool? And I am a better commentator than both those scrubs put together

Also please update I can really only do entrances atm

Strife2 posted...

ZSig, what do you mean again? I've always gone after different people...like I always do.

Chill out, he's talking about how he's #1 in the rumble again

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBJzrkFUot0

Entrant 26: FFDragon
@FFDragon

Tom: something something FFD
XIII: aha! Phoning it in, huh? Well, I-[collapses in exhaustion.]

@ZaziGuado
@Tom_Bombadil
@DpObliVion
@StifledSilence
@davidponte

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrVQzwhCF2w

Entrant #25: HanOfTheNekos
@HanOfTheNekos

Tom: Han has appeared to take victory with a very late entry number!
XIII: No, I'm saying it! Han has appeared to take victory [hit with a kendo stick]

I'm a bit busy, could somebody handle some updates pls

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7W7Es3KudE

Entrant #24: ZaziGuado

[Tom and XIII hit each other repeatedly.]
XIII: Zazi!
Tom: Zazi!
XIII: SHUT THE FUCK UP IT'S MY BOOTH

Hurt TOM

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1WSiEWwQKo

Entrant #23: Tom Bombadil

XIII: Aha! Join me in this hell and feel the-[gets hit with a thousand steel chairs.]
Tom: alright. Chicken power, let's do it

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jfz7gW2Wf3I

Entrant #22: DpOblivion

Tom: Bah Gawd it's DP. Another previous winner enters the Rumble!
XIII: [blood boils into an incandescent rage that destroys Ayvuir in another dimension.]
Tom: [Finishes his bucket.]

Hurt Emerald

ZSig: 13 (Luster, War)
Inviso: 12 (XIII, KCF, Strife)
Nee: 11 (XIII, War, XIII)
Hype Guy: 12 (War, KCF)
Maniac: 12 (XIII, KCF)
Boko: 13 (War)
KCF: 12 (Tom, Poka)
Solio: 11 (XIII, XIII, KCF, XIII)
Strife: 12 (XIII, Nick)
XIII: 12 (Strife)
Scare: 12 (XIII)
Luchador_Black: 11 (Luster, Strife)
Emerald: 12 (XIII)
JohnBobb: 10 (XIII, Luster, XIII)
Mega Mana: 11 (XIII)
War: 11 (XIII)
Wigs: 11 (Strife)
eddv: 11 (XIII)
GTM: 12
davidponte: 11

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4

Entrant #21: StifledSilence

XIII [speaking through the headset]: HEY, STOP SENDING NEW ENTRANTS, I'M BUSY GOD DA-[attacked by seven different users at once.]
Tom: XIII? XIII? Sorry, the line's...breaking up...can't hear...[shrugs, munches.]

ZSig: 13 (Luster, War)
Inviso: 12 (XIII, KCF, Strife)
Nee: 11 (XIII, War, XIII)
Hype Guy: 12 (War, KCF)
Maniac: 12 (XIII, KCF)
Boko: 13 (War)
KCF: 12 (Tom, Poka)
Solio: 11 (XIII, XIII, KCF, XIII)
Strife: 13 (XIII)
XIII: 12 (Strife)
Scare: 12 (XIII)
Luchador_Black: 11 (Luster, Strife)
Emerald: 13
JohnBobb: 10 (XIII, Luster, XIII)
Mega Mana: 11 (XIII)
War: 11 (XIII)
Wigs: 11 (Strife)
eddv: 11 (XIII)
GTM: 12
davidponte: 11

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkSQ6_XhvjQ

Entrant #20: davidponte

Tom: It's david! The final UCA Champion is here!
XIII: [feels the weight of a thousand grudges as he ducks out of the ring to attack david, but trips and falls on the entrance ramp.]
Tom: [Watches XIII, unconcerned, continuing to munch fried chicken.]

Hurt JohnBobb

Hurt eddv

ZSig: 13 (Luster, War)
Inviso: 13 (XIII, KCF)
Nee: 11 (XIII, War, XIII)
Hype Guy: 12 (War, KCF)
Maniac: 12 (XIII, KCF)
Boko: 13 (War)
KCF: 13 (Tom)
Solio: 11 (XIII, XIII, KCF, XIII)
Strife: 13 (XIII)
XIII: 12 (Strife)
Scare: 12 (XIII)
Luchador_Black: 11 (Luster, Strife)
Emerald: 13
JohnBobb: 11 (XIII, Luster)
Mega Mana: 11 (XIII)
War: 11 (XIII)
Wigs: 11 (Strife)
eddv: 11 (XIII)
GTM: 12

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YznZ7Uc8n4Y

Entrant #19: GTM

Tom: [decidedly more upbeat since XIII was knocked unconscious.]
XIII: [wakes up and immediately takes another lariat from the newly-arrived GTM.]
Tom: Well isn't this a whole pile of Grand, Titillating Madness

Hurt War

Hurt Mega Mana

@WarThaNemesis2

ZSig: 13 (Luster, War)
Inviso: 13 (XIII, KCF)
Nee: 11 (XIII, War, XIII)
Hype Guy: 12 (War, KCF)
Maniac: 13 (XIII)
Boko: 13 (War)
KCF: 14
Solio: 11 (XIII, XIII, KCF, XIII)
Strife: 13 (XIII)
XIII: 12 (Strife)
Scare: 12 (XIII)
Luchador_Black: 12 (Luster)
Emerald: 13
JohnBobb: 12 (XIII)
Mega Mana: 12
War: 12

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oB5n1gp-zpA

Entrant #16: War

Tom: This means WAR!
[XIII has various flashbacks of murder and death from his UCA days.]
XIII: War?! Oh. For fuck's sake.

Hurt Solio

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJRoRt155mA

Entrant #15: Mega Mana
@Mega_Mana

Tom: We reached the halfway point with MEGA MAN...a!
XIII: MEGA MAN? What-oh

ZSig: 13 (Luster, War)
Inviso: 13 (XIII, KCF)
Nee: 11 (XIII, War, XIII)
Hype Guy: 12 (War, KCF)
Maniac: 13 (XIII)
Boko: 13 (War)
KCF: 14
Solio: 12 (XIII, XIII, KCF)
Strife: 13 (XIII)
XIII: 13
Scare: 12 (XIII)
Luchador_Black: 13
Emerald: 13
JohnBobb: 12 (XIII)

Hurt JohnBobb

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cZ7ndjhhps

Entrant #14: JohnBobb
@Johnbobb

Tom: JOHN CENA
XIII: What? Oh
Tom: Making his first appearance, it's John...Bobb...and he's geared up for a battle!

Hurt Scare

ZSig: 13 (Luster, War)
Inviso: 13 (XIII, KCF)
Nee: 11 (XIII, War, XIII)
Hype Guy: 12 (War, KCF)
Maniac: 13 (XIII)
Boko: 13 (War)
KCF: 14
Solio: 12 (XIII, XIII, KCF)
Strife: 13 (XIII)
XIII: 13
Scare: 13
Luchador_Black: 13
Emerald: 13

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sk0uDbM5lc

Entrant #13: EmeraldEgg

Tom: It's the 2020 Champion, Emerald! Three former Rumble winners in the ring!
XIII: I ALSO WON THE RUMBLE [Gets attacked by three other competitors.]
Tom: please stop talking

Hurt Scare

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6rYDN0wEo4

ENTRANT #12: Luchador_Black

Tom: Wait, wtf? Luchador is here?
[XIII immediately hits the Luchador. enraged.]

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFZ9g9vEdbE

Entrant #11: Scare

Tom: ooh *munch* so scary *munch* empire of silence *munch*
XIII: [immediately takes a lariat from Scare.]

*lariat to FUCKING SOLIO*

ZSig: 13 (Luster, War)
Inviso: 13 (XIII, KCF)
Nee: 11 (XIII, War, XIII)
Hype Guy: 12 (War, KCF)
Maniac: 13 (XIII)
Boko: 13 (War)
KCF: 14
Solio: 13 (XIII, XIII)
Strife: 13 (XIII)
XIII: 13

My entrance score is particularly pleasing. Could only have been better if I'd actually drawn 13.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzIgAx7G6ls

ENTRANT #10: XIII_rocks
@XIII_rocks

[XIII puts on a headset so he can continue to commentate while wrestling. Tom finishes the chicken.]
Tom: Good luck out there! Really do your best...please...stay in until the very end! Just stay in the ring! That'd be great! You are the UCA, yeah, all that stuff.

Hurt Strife

ZSig: 13 (Luster, War)
Inviso: 13 (XIII, KCF)
Nee: 11 (XIII, War, XIII)
Hype Guy: 12 (War, KCF)
Maniac: 13 (XIII)
Boko: 13 (War)
KCF: 14
Solio: 13 (XIII)
Strife: 13 (XIII)

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDn-RYkExC0

Entrant #9: Strife2
@Strife2

XIII: [rages so much that he forgets to call the next entrant]
Tom: The shoe of darkness affects us all

Yes, absolutely tremendous in both original and Remake. I attribute so many memories to him that make Re2 so great, like when he bursts through the wall or when he appears on the camera.