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TopicAight CE, gonna make some soup.
Heartomaton
02/16/22 1:11:10 AM
#10
ShutTheF---Up posted...
Can you retrieve them via "that site"?

Maybe? I've never been to that site or even know what it's actually called. My opinion is that even in the functionally infinite space of the internet, it still manages to be a waste of it. But I suppose as long as it's there, it could be handy in situations like right now.

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TopicIf you weren't you, would you copy yourself?
Heartomaton
02/16/22 1:04:08 AM
#2
I wouldn't wish anything I am now on anyone, let alone imitate it if I was someone else.

Seriously, this shit sucks ass.

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TopicDoes a thigh gap turn you on?
Heartomaton
02/16/22 12:49:38 AM
#21
Only if I can eventually put my face in there. Or pelvis.

Which, as experience tells me, I can't.

So idgaf about thigh gaps.

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TopicITT: TV Themes
Heartomaton
02/16/22 12:46:06 AM
#26
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xq6POolOHho

Always kinda tickled me that this DBZ opening used scenes from the early movies (Dead Zone, The World's Strongest, Tree of Might) almost exclusively, and the longest scene it used from the actual show (Nappa destroying the jet fighters) was from filler material.

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TopicFirst movie that comes to mind when you think of 1999
Heartomaton
02/16/22 12:42:04 AM
#18
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me


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TopicHonk Honk Honk
Heartomaton
02/15/22 11:59:12 PM
#5
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


THAT'S A GOD DAMN GOOSE, YOU FOOL.

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TopicHave you gotten into any fist fights since becoming an adult?
Heartomaton
02/15/22 11:58:30 PM
#13
ProfessorKukui posted...
fisting is not my cup of tea but I am open to the idea that one day it might happen considering I work retail.

Kinky, but it never happened when I worked retail.

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TopicIMO these are the FIVE things that make life worth living
Heartomaton
02/15/22 11:41:28 PM
#18
Smackems posted...
Really is. I assume this is that no7love u fuck dude or whatever. But damn tc get some jokes in there or something

Yup, it's him. They banned all his other accounts (Maybe his main is just Purgatory'd? I don't know.), but apparently making a new account just for lying and trolling on a dying/dead video game website social board is also something that "makes life worth living".

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TopicWhat was your first initial reaction to this sight in Bloodborne?
Heartomaton
02/15/22 11:22:52 PM
#6
Didn't react, just murdered.

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TopicAight CE, gonna make some soup.
Heartomaton
02/15/22 10:17:26 PM
#4
I should have saved some of those memes. A few of the better ones, at least.

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TopicDo you think Sarah Palin was/is pretty?
Heartomaton
02/15/22 7:10:56 PM
#17
I just like "Who's Nailin' Palin?"

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TopicDATING: Is this girl attractive or not?
Heartomaton
02/15/22 6:55:34 PM
#36
Will_VIIII posted...
What's that

R/FemaleDatingStrategy


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TopicMy dad has a meeting with his ghost club tonight in the woods.
Heartomaton
02/15/22 6:03:41 PM
#16
ViewtifulJoe posted...
Perhaps if you and some hypothetical vampire cronies could join forces and haunt a forest area of roughly equal size, you could coax the ghosts into some sort of territorial dispute.

But I don't wanna fight my dad, I just don't want to be a member of the ghost club either.

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TopicMy dad has a meeting with his ghost club tonight in the woods.
Heartomaton
02/15/22 5:59:21 PM
#11
TheVipaGTS posted...
Your dad is meeting up with a bunch of men in the woods while in costume? Does your mom know your dad is gay?

He's not gay, he's just a ghost.

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TopicMy dad has a meeting with his ghost club tonight in the woods.
Heartomaton
02/15/22 5:57:37 PM
#9
Smackems posted...
He's a cyclops

No, he's a ghost.

ViewtifulJoe posted...
No, didn't you read? He's a ghost. Haunts the woods.
Apparently quite committed to the role if his son's too scared to even go near the costume.

Dude, ghost are spooky. What do you want from me? D:

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TopicMy dad has a meeting with his ghost club tonight in the woods.
Heartomaton
02/15/22 5:41:57 PM
#6
K181 posted...
Is your dad a grand wizard by any chance?

I just said he dresses up like a ghost. >:l

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TopicMy dad has a meeting with his ghost club tonight in the woods.
Heartomaton
02/15/22 5:39:50 PM
#1
He says when I'm older, he's going to give me my own ghost costume and take me to the meetings, too.

I don't know if I want to, though. Ghosts are spooky, and I'd rather dress up as a vampire.

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TopicIs it normal to silent cry at work?
Heartomaton
02/15/22 3:38:55 PM
#6
MedeaLysistrata posted...
Selling communist Heartomaton nfts, only thing that changes is the text

I'll sell NFTs of your mom.

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TopicIs it normal to silent cry at work?
Heartomaton
02/15/22 3:36:33 PM
#2
It will be until the working class manages to seize the means of production.

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TopicDid you know that dogs were considered sacred in the ancient Persian empires?
Heartomaton
02/15/22 3:35:38 PM
#4
Giant_Aspirin posted...
i didn't know that. neat.

so kinda like cats in ancient Egypt?

Certainly explains the Battle of Pelusium. :/


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TopicDo you own a gun?
Heartomaton
02/15/22 3:33:49 PM
#11
Smackems posted...
Fascinating, Heart

No, it's not my heart, it's my wiener.

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TopicPost Memes Here 15.0
Heartomaton
02/15/22 3:31:10 PM
#480
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/0/4/AAcI8BAACpJE.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/4/1/AAcI8BAAC7fF.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/4/2/AAcI8BAAC7fG.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/4/3/AAcI8BAAC7fH.jpg

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TopicDo you own a gun?
Heartomaton
02/15/22 3:18:04 PM
#2
I have a love gun.

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TopicThe Beatles were just Smash Mouth wannabes.
Heartomaton
02/15/22 3:12:17 PM
#1
You know it's true.

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TopicHow many special people change? How many lives are living strange?
Heartomaton
02/15/22 3:01:08 PM
#2
Sir, this is a Wendy's.

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TopicWelp, bioshock live action movie confirmed to be bad
Heartomaton
02/15/22 2:52:24 PM
#5
HagenEx posted...
no u

ur mom

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TopicWelp, bioshock live action movie confirmed to be bad
Heartomaton
02/15/22 2:50:04 PM
#3
HagenEx posted...
Bad game bad movie.

I'm shocked.

Would you kindly shut your goddamn mouth? >:(

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TopicYou now have the overwhelming urge to steal the Declaration of Independence..
Heartomaton
02/15/22 2:43:37 PM
#1
What is your first move?

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TopicIs it weird to dip a cinnamon roll in chili?
Heartomaton
02/15/22 2:34:50 PM
#20
Eating in general is weird. Stop that.

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TopicIt's impossible to hate weeb shit and still like video games
Heartomaton
02/15/22 2:29:59 PM
#4
What about hardcore Madden or Call of Duty players?

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Topic"Hey, ______. Leave those_____ alone!"
Heartomaton
02/15/22 2:28:08 PM
#17
Loch Ness monster, elderly black folks.

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Topicis discord down again
Heartomaton
02/15/22 2:26:29 PM
#9
Why is maintaining a voice communications program so difficult?

Legit question, because I don't understand a single thing about what it takes to do that.

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TopicWhat sends your anger from 0 to 100 in an instant?
Heartomaton
02/15/22 2:19:49 PM
#36
PiOverlord posted...
The only thing that truly does is probably when someone scrapes their plate with their fork, even if just on accident. I don't know why, but I literally get angry before I even realize I'm angry.

https://youtu.be/CdWl6nBSTcA

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TopicWhat sends your anger from 0 to 100 in an instant?
Heartomaton
02/15/22 2:17:11 PM
#33
Irony posted...
Pineapple on pizza

What about pizza on pineapple?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/8/5/AAcI8BAAC7eN.jpg

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TopicPokemon Trainer Malva
Heartomaton
02/15/22 2:13:59 PM
#15
She looks like she just arrived in the present via time machine from 1968.

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TopicIt's February 15th. You all know what that means, right?
Heartomaton
02/15/22 2:09:39 PM
#3
Machete posted...
Nah. I dont like that show.

WELL THEN YOU CLEARLY DIDN'T HAVE A CHILDHOOD, MACHETE.

/s

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TopicFarted really loud in a meeting while I was talking
Heartomaton
02/15/22 2:02:06 PM
#12
TeaMilk posted...
Your pic lights up when you're talking and I was the only one talking then

I stand by my suggestion.

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TopicFarted really loud in a meeting while I was talking
Heartomaton
02/15/22 1:58:21 PM
#4
Blame it on someone else who was in the online meeting.

It's totally plausible.

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TopicLOL, I gotta be more careful with ordering stuff from random internet sites
Heartomaton
02/15/22 1:55:30 PM
#4
Those are actually planet eggs. If you can find a couple of planet sperm to fuse into them, soon you'll be the proud father of two bouncing baby planets.

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TopicNeeds help from Simpson's fans on who this lady is
Heartomaton
02/15/22 1:49:17 PM
#7
And then, descending from on high with the answer carved into stone, came Heartomaton.

https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/Lois_Pennycandy

Edit: Clearly this is mod abuse.

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TopicEx-girlfriend of hugh hefner says he fondled
Heartomaton
02/15/22 1:41:53 PM
#10
SauI_Goodman posted...
Go figure. I get someone when im not trying. And fail when i do try. -_-

You could have pretended that you were trying. I mean it's not like "a dog" wouldn't have fit in the title.

If you didn't tell me you weren't trying, I'd have never known.

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TopicEx-girlfriend of hugh hefner says he fondled
Heartomaton
02/15/22 1:38:50 PM
#6
Topic message did not go at all the way the title made me think it would. You got me, Saul.

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TopicIt's February 15th. You all know what that means, right?
Heartomaton
02/15/22 1:36:24 PM
#1
Time to annoy the fuck outta Squidward.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/nationaltoday.com/annoy-squidward-day/amp/

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TopicIs making 16,000 a year decent?
Heartomaton
02/15/22 1:29:06 PM
#10
It's more than I get per year, and I don't actually earn that. From my perspective, you're fine.

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TopicDATING: Is this girl attractive or not?
Heartomaton
02/15/22 1:23:44 PM
#6
Only thing I'm personally not a fan of is the chin dimple, but that's not something that she could change without plastic surgery, and asking anyone to do that is fucked up. Other than that, she's cute.

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TopicTennessee school district removes Yep's Dragonwings, citing woke agenda
Heartomaton
02/15/22 1:05:47 PM
#6
HylianFox posted...
"woke"
"CRT"
"agenda"

that's right-wing BINGO right there

Bingo cards are typically 5x5, so I'm afraid you're gonna need two more buzzwords.

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TopicWould you rather...
Heartomaton
02/15/22 12:56:58 PM
#3
I like swimming.

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