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Topic	A guy asks you: "I'll pay you if you let me please you"
IfGodCouldDie 10/01/21 5:17:26 AM #17	Sure, I'll just pretend it is vegy giving me the BJ --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 Boop Trooper reporting for duty.
Topic	Blizzard now considered a champion of women's rights.
IfGodCouldDie 10/01/21 3:04:01 AM #2	It was sexist because women don't masturbate, right? --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 Boop Trooper reporting for duty.
Topic	Drinking topic 82 - Jim returns
IfGodCouldDie 10/01/21 2:32:10 AM #349	I'm up but at work. --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 Boop Trooper reporting for duty.
Topic	the idea that 'white people don't season their food' is just a meme right?
IfGodCouldDie 10/01/21 2:04:17 AM #58	dj1200 posted... That's like drinking water to not become desensitized to flavored beverages. So? --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 Boop Trooper reporting for duty.
Topic	the idea that 'white people don't season their food' is just a meme right?
IfGodCouldDie 10/01/21 12:48:31 AM #45	QueenCarly posted... it is no where near as racist as that It is literally the exact same thing. You're taking a race(black/white people) and saying they eat(chicken, waffles, watermelon/unseasoned food) --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 Boop Trooper reporting for duty.
Topic	the idea that 'white people don't season their food' is just a meme right?
IfGodCouldDie 10/01/21 12:10:04 AM #39	QueenCarly posted... It's not racist at all Its the same level of racist as black people like chicken, waffles and watermelon.(granted all three of those things are delicious.) --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 Boop Trooper reporting for duty.
Topic	The cast of DBZ vs the cast of Marvel Avengers
IfGodCouldDie 09/30/21 12:51:27 AM #123	SpiritSephiroth posted... I think we should keep this to Z levels when talking about Dragonball. Super goes absurdly overboard in terms of power. Things like time and dimensions being causally broken, universes being wiped in a second, endless voids being shaken. At a certain point it gets too much. You mean the kinds of things that regularly happen in the comics? --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 Boop Trooper reporting for duty.
Topic	Drinking topic 82 - Jim returns
IfGodCouldDie 09/30/21 12:18:13 AM #281	CanuckCowboy posted... I've seen deathgasm like 40 times just cause I end up drunk and too lazy to do anything and I dont feel like playing games and I can't think of anything I want to watch so I watch that. Ive probly watched mallrats more but I can't think of another movie I've seen more. Fear and loathing is my go to movie in those situations. --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 Boop Trooper reporting for duty.
Topic	MCU General 4: What If I Had Absolutely Nothing For a Topic Title?
IfGodCouldDie 09/29/21 10:26:14 AM #329	I gotta say, I am really liking where it is going. --- All posters and events depicted in this post are entirely fictitious. Any similarity to actual events or posters, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
Topic	Apparently vaccines have been using smart dust to magnetize the human body.
IfGodCouldDie 09/29/21 7:34:24 AM #21	Thompson posted... I hope to get the ability of pulling coins out of people's ears! I'll probably become flatulent anytime someone pulls my finger. --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 Boop Trooper reporting for duty.
Topic	Apparently vaccines have been using smart dust to magnetize the human body.
IfGodCouldDie 09/29/21 6:25:52 AM #17	Jiek_Fafn posted... The 2nd shot gave me the ability to steal other people's nose. Lol --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 Boop Trooper reporting for duty.
Topic	Apparently vaccines have been using smart dust to magnetize the human body.
IfGodCouldDie 09/29/21 5:58:37 AM #9	Wait are these people literally falling for a trick uncles and garndpas use on their 5 year old nieces and nephews/grandchildren? --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 Boop Trooper reporting for duty.
Topic	Maskless, Anti-Vax Canadians try to force way into Eaton Centre, fight police
IfGodCouldDie 09/29/21 2:59:29 AM #22	The X Dawg posted... Biden's Canada Ftfy --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 Boop Trooper reporting for duty.
Topic	Greta Thunberg black, and she has something important to say.
IfGodCouldDie 09/29/21 2:44:58 AM #11	Why do people intentionally put misspellings in their topic titles? --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 Boop Trooper reporting for duty.
Topic	So Netflix dropped an Ozark Season 4 Official First Look trailer three days ago
IfGodCouldDie 09/29/21 1:23:39 AM #2	I did not notice and I had just checked on Netflix to see if it had given a release date yet. So thank you. --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 Boop Trooper reporting for duty.
Topic	Drinking topic 82 - Jim returns
IfGodCouldDie 09/29/21 12:35:31 AM #132	If you like the original rhubarb will cause your genitals to explode. --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 Boop Trooper reporting for duty.
Topic	Drinking topic 82 - Jim returns
IfGodCouldDie 09/29/21 12:32:04 AM #130	One of my favourite beers just released a new flavour. --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 Boop Trooper reporting for duty.
Topic	Drinking topic 82 - Jim returns
IfGodCouldDie 09/28/21 11:17:08 PM #106	Smackems posted... Y'all wake the fuck up. Acting like it's a Tuesday night or something I'm just trying to get motivated enough to go get boozahol --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 Boop Trooper reporting for duty.
Topic	Drinking topic 82 - Jim returns
IfGodCouldDie 09/28/21 9:17:39 PM #57	Good for you man. --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 Boop Trooper reporting for duty.
Topic	Drinking topic 82 - Jim returns
IfGodCouldDie 09/28/21 9:06:52 PM #50	Sounds similar to the experience my wife had at CDI College when she tried to go for her pharmacy technician course. --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 Boop Trooper reporting for duty.
Topic	Alberta hospital system in free fall
IfGodCouldDie 09/28/21 7:42:16 PM #61	StarDestroyer posted... I hate the conservatives in Alberta so god damn much. --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 Boop Trooper reporting for duty.
Topic	Alberta hospital system in free fall
IfGodCouldDie 09/28/21 10:23:16 AM #19	Dat_Cracka_Jax posted... Why is Canada worse? I thought that US was supposed to be the worst Because here in Alberta we aim to outshit Americans --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 Boop Trooper reporting for duty.
Topic	Alberta hospital system in free fall
IfGodCouldDie 09/28/21 9:52:47 AM #17	Mearcstapa posted... anti-vaxxers are finally getting what they deserve. Not just them but the vaccinated are also getting what the anti-vaxxers deserve. --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 Boop Trooper reporting for duty.
Topic	Has anyone NOT been vaccinated? Why?
IfGodCouldDie 09/28/21 6:19:33 AM #75	WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted... Kinda jumping to conclusions. If I tell you to stick your thumb up your butt and you say no do you have defiance disorder? If it helped end a global pandemic i would. --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 Boop Trooper reporting for duty.
Topic	mark where you think 5'8 is on a wall or a door or something
IfGodCouldDie 09/28/21 4:32:05 AM #17	Dingydang166 posted... I don't understand how short dudes get up in the morning and actually look at themselves in the mirror. And I mean a really good look. How do you ever make peace with the fact that no matter what you ever do, you are always just stuck with this horrific blight upon your life until the day you die? How? I thought there was going to be a joke about not being able to actually see the mirror lol --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 Boop Trooper reporting for duty.
Topic	That viral story about the dude's date leaving him to go upstairs and have a
IfGodCouldDie 09/28/21 3:36:23 AM #22	Damn, No_U's boy selling him out on the internet like that. --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 Boop Trooper reporting for duty.
Topic	Drinking topic 81: Refuckulating the Carnipers
IfGodCouldDie 09/28/21 1:24:58 AM #493	Woozul posted... i fell in a hole today and now i'm having back spasms fml Fuck, that sucks --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 Boop Trooper reporting for duty.
Topic	What was da biggest betrayal on CE?
IfGodCouldDie 09/27/21 9:11:53 PM #22	Tyranthraxus posted... When DDP886 posted his login information and a bunch of dumbasses logged in with it while he was suiciding elsewhere and they got caught up in the usermap axe. Ha ha ha that's a good one. --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 Boop Trooper reporting for duty.
Topic	Goatesque is BANNED!
IfGodCouldDie 09/27/21 8:09:13 PM #40	spikethedevil posted... 10 has me blocked for some reason. Me too nfearurspecimn posted... it's just brutai Oh --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 Boop Trooper reporting for duty.
Topic	Save That Monster (Nomination Topic)
IfGodCouldDie 09/27/21 7:29:15 PM #17	Cerberus(Hades) --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 Boop Trooper reporting for duty.
Topic	Drinking topic 81: Refuckulating the Carnipers
IfGodCouldDie 09/27/21 7:21:40 PM #439	One of our cats is just obsessed with hair period. --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 Boop Trooper reporting for duty.
Topic	John Hinckley, who shot Ronald Reagan, to be granted unconditional release
IfGodCouldDie 09/27/21 11:44:01 AM #3	Oh shit. Biden is sicing him on Johnald T. Drumpf. --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 Boop Trooper reporting for duty.
Topic	Pick your cuddle partner for tonight: [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6]
IfGodCouldDie 09/27/21 11:38:30 AM #47	sauceje posted... I got the Craig I bet he smells british --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 Boop Trooper reporting for duty.
Topic	MAGA cartoonist Ben Garrison isn't feeling very well.
IfGodCouldDie 09/27/21 10:45:26 AM #54	Kitt posted... Herman Cain is smiling up at us once more. Lol --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 Boop Trooper reporting for duty.
Topic	Kids film based on a game about a plumber rescuing a princess from a dinosaur
IfGodCouldDie 09/27/21 7:27:10 AM #35	WeeWeiWiiWie posted... What I want to know is why there are donkey kong roles being cast. Are they even in the same universe? Yes. --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 Boop Trooper reporting for duty.
Topic	Your drunk crush says ''Hey ugly, whats it like knowing you'll never find love?'
IfGodCouldDie 09/27/21 6:49:42 AM #5	Pull out my dick and piss on her. Then ask, "What's it like knowing that you'll never be a person that i haven't pissed on?" --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 Boop Trooper reporting for duty.
Topic	Show me a more american picture than this
IfGodCouldDie 09/27/21 5:49:47 AM #2	Not enough guns or eagles. --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 Boop Trooper reporting for duty.
Topic	Whats the rule if somebody leaves a brownie at work? Can i eat it?
IfGodCouldDie 09/27/21 5:48:18 AM #10	"He would go on to regret eating that brownie because little did he know it was laced with laxatives." --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 Boop Trooper reporting for duty.
Topic	$855, but one additional pitbull now exists.
IfGodCouldDie 09/27/21 2:46:09 AM #30	Trumble posted... How many babies are you willing to sacrifice? 1 million --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 Boop Trooper reporting for duty.
Topic	Drinking topic 81: Refuckulating the Carnipers
IfGodCouldDie 09/27/21 1:59:57 AM #430	YugiNoob posted... This is fun :3 https://bellard.org/textsynth/ Walter and Johnny walked into a bar called the Nodern Lounge (which, in true 80s fashion, was a big neon sign in the middle of a big neon sign). The inside was a big, round bar filled with long, low tables. The bar itself looked like something you would expect to see on a spaceship and was completely un-frigging-believable. It was shaped like the inside of a giant sphere (maybe a space-shuttle, with the floor being the ground and the walls being the curved part of the interior) and was perfectly round. To the left of the bar were two large booths and three smaller tables. In the booths sat a group of characters who looked vaguely like they were from one of the 70s bands the bar had obviously ripped off. And at the front of the room was a trio of guys who looked like they were from the 70s too. At least, at first glance. At least, at first glance. But even then, it wasn't too far off the mark. I had been reading the _Guinness Book of World Records_. My old, dusty copy of it, now yellow with age and dog-eared pages, had found a home in a box of random detritus in the corner of my room. There was, in fact, a section on the 'World's Fastest Animals'. A long list of animals were given, and I was amazed to see that one of them the ostrich could be found in Pakistan, of all places. I had read about the creature in my copy of _The Book of Beasts_ that my grandmother had given me for Christmas one year, and though I remembered it as being very large, it hadn't quite been what I expected. 'An ostrich, from Pakistan,' I said to Danny. 'Is that right?' 'Yeah. You know, for eating.' 'And how fast --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 Boop Trooper reporting for duty.
Topic	anyone watching The Squid Game on Netflix?
IfGodCouldDie 09/27/21 1:21:08 AM #45	My son is and he got my wife into it. Ill admit I'm kind of interested. --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 Boop Trooper reporting for duty.
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