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Fucking poo hunts.

So many fucking poo hunts.

R1masher posted...

Why do you gotta mention hes gay?

Must be so straight ce can breathe a sigh of relief on never having to compete with all THAT.

Sorry gay ce. Good luck competing with all that.

Okay.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/6/8/AAeN3DAACx5c.jpg

Ivynn posted...

Sorry she rejected you, TC.

How the fuck is this the first post?

What is wrong with you? Respect this man! Smh you didn't even read his sig.

Tc, I am NOT sorry she rejected you, sounds like you deserved it. Sounds like you're a poorly dressed jerk with a sloppy room.

I know what you need op

I hate drinking in public gatherings because I'm a happy drunk.

Anime is super weird, which can be the absolute best thing about it, especially when it reaches out into things you are already familiar with and makes them fresh new and crazy. Take some common well known western trope and weird it the fuck out into the fantastical.

I mean look at one peice that's about fucking pirates man.

PrsdntHeidecker posted...

Exactly, you got him fired.

And there probably isn't bad blood because he doesn't know you got him fired. If you confessed to him, you'd get nothing in return but a black eye you deserve and be short one "friend".

Of course he knows. He's known he's been needing to get ahead of this shit for over a month. He just wasn't able to juggle his workload with this other priorities, and this is the one that got cut.

Also, he's a psychologist, I have like a hundred pounds on him lol. He wouldn't give me a black eye he'd give me an existential crisis.

You're weird.

PrsdntHeidecker posted...

So, you got him fired. Stop framing it like you had to say goodbye to a valued friend. You're scum.

No, he got himself fired. Or rather lost the consulting contract. He understands this perfectly, there is no bad blood between us.

Also that's literally part of my job responsibilities. Can't hold up the entire state because of one person.

Doesn't mean I'm not bummed that he's gone and feeling awkward with the replacement. Gotta admit though he is punctual as all hell.

That eagle looks like it's giving them the finger.

Call the ghost busters.

Think Scotty, think.

OVERGOATED posted...

Examples?

Seriously. Receipts. 'unhinged' is relative.

I jump start cars with my nipples.

So that's how hot rod got the matrix to open.

Imagine being such a massive fucking loser that the only way you can get laid is getting some psychopath Karen to force her 12 year old to have sex with you.

I got 4 kids, and that ain't none of the pope's business, he can take a flying fuck at a rolling donut.

Health posted...

Did you report him?

There's no need, and... it's impossible not to, I made a suite of connected spreadsheets the team uses to organize and keep track of their workflow, as well as use for any problem alerts, as well as generates invoices for our contracted consultants services rendered, which all feeds into a generated master sheet to communicate my entire teams throughput and current state at a glance.

Everyone knows instantly when and where hang ups occur.

PrsdntHeidecker posted...

Sounds like you got him fired.

....... Kinda....
CommonGrackle posted...

screw reports. boss wants to know what's going on ? he should get his fat ass down there and see for himself.

Lol. Not office space reports.

He's a psychologist, he psychologically vets applicants.

GeraldDarko posted...

Why did he get fired?

Couldn't get his reports in on time anymore. Which I need the results of to do parts of my job, which my department needs the results of to hire... everyone and anyone.

I mean it was totally justified. I'm just not the... Completely digital correspondence kind of guy yet at work. And yes... I do realize I am saying this on an ancient digital social media relic.

I'm wandering the halls of my team to make up for the loss of human interaction in my office lol.

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Yeah, he was pretty cool.

I've been working with is replacement almost a week now, and haven't met him in person once.

It's awkward.

Zareth posted...

CarefreeDude says the sand isn't as much of a problem as people make it out to be

Carefree dude is a fucking liar who wants you to get sand in your shit so he can laugh at you.

No. The fucking sand man. It'll get EVERYWHERE.

4,6,8,10,17

So I guess 5.

Lol. Why did you dig up a 7 month old fake troll thread and try and post it like it was a real thing?

AngelsNAirwav3s posted...

Nilfgard isnt such an evil cult in the books/games I dont think

Lol.

Smackems posted...

Dat for real yo pigeon?

One of them. The other one already went to bed.

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It's just Bulma. She's not even wearing a disguise. Krillins fucking dumb.

Hang on let me ask my ground pigeon.

Hey bird?
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/6/8/AAeN3DAACxiA.jpg
What?

What are birds?
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/6/9/AAeN3DAACxiB.jpg

I can't post that, bird.

I have it.

It's amazing, and I will never let anyone else see it ever.

Nah, the karate kid looks weird as fuck now that he's old.

No, you aren't, plants need dat exhale.

BeyondWalls posted...

How did he just cough up a poker chip he swallowed like 20 mins ago?

Spikes a street practitioner of sleight of hand and similar parlor tricks like professional regurgitation. It's demonstrated throughout the series, starting with the first episode, for both gags and tricking people.

It is never explained how he gained his interest in this hobby, or learned it.

1. Nobody accidentally touches their balls.

2. Yous got big balls, she's got big balls, but we've got the biggest balls of them all.

https://youtu.be/xPlqLHcphyw

Unless they go on hangers.

If there was a hell, I'm sure this thread is how it smells.

She found out you are still waiting for MegaMan 64 to release on the Wii virtual console and realized she couldn't compete with that kind of commitment.

Both are about the same to me. Maybe too easy because actual challenge is pretty rare these days.

But I always feel like this is missing a point.

I don't care if a game is easy or hard as long as it's intrinsically engaging. Of a game is engaging enough I can make up for lack of challenge in easier games with my own play style, and if a game is hard, being engaging is enough to keep me playing to overcome.

These strawmen keep getting dumber and dumber and dumber.

Metal_Bug posted...

Take Quetzalcoatlus for instance.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/6/1/AAfBKoAACw3t.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/6/2/AAfBKoAACw3u.jpg

It's a monster. It existed once, but we don't call it a monster because it wasn't something made up in a fictional story.

Yeah, it's a monster, I have an axe and like 4 outfits made from it.

Peco fucked around and found out

Heartomaton posted...

What will you do if it turns out that particular jar of olives was/is radioactive, and you gain olive-themed superpowers?

What superpowers? The ability to just exude olive oil from your pores?

That's not a super power, that's just being Italian, and being well lubricated is literally the least of my powers.

My fave pizzas, Costco pizzas, are literally made from trash.

Op speaks the truth.

VigorouslySwish posted...

fake news

Lmfao. Of course it's a redhat.

Damn_Underscore posted...

Regardless of laws, women going topless is socially taboo.

They are also getting arrested left and right and even in their own home

Kitt posted...

Octopuses probably.

Without. They're stuffed with jalapenos.

....
.......
You may continue to exist.

VigorouslySwish posted...

no there isnt

Imagine being this ignorant and arrogant

https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/2019/06/11/mother-was-breastfeeding-her-child-public-pool-then-police-came/

https://static0.babygagaimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/protest-anim.gif?q=50&fit=crop&w=450&dpr=1.5

https://www.google.com/amp/s/thestonkmarket.com/woman-arrested-for-breastfeeding-in-public/%3famp

https://www.google.com/amp/s/people.com/health/mom-says-police-officer-stopped-her-from-breastfeeding-in-public/%3famp=true

https://www.google.com/amp/s/mobile.reuters.com/article/amp/idUSKBN1ZC1HQ

https://www.wcax.com/content/news/Utah-judge-deals-blow-to-woman-charged-for-being-topless-at-home-567196991.html

https://www.abajournal.com/news/article/women-arrested-for-going-topless-at-beach-loses-constitutional-challenge-in-state-supreme-court

https://www.bustle.com/articles/3672-women-arrested-for-being-topless-in-a-state-where-its-legal-for-women-to-be-topless

In the state of Georgia, it's 100 percent legal for a woman to be topless in public. But that didn't stop an Atlanta police officer from arresting Gabrielle Mirville during an outdoor art photo shoot on the morning of August 4.

Don't go topless, even where it's 'legal'

Kitt posted...

Not to be burnt out from school and work, and to hopefully get a job towards my career path. With every day, it's looking more and more doable.

Green olives.

With, or without pimentos?

Op's intent aside, a woman will be arrested for indecent exposure if she goes in public topless. Or sometimes even if she gets caught having to breastfeed her child.

While a man can just go topless as he pleases.

It's pretty fucking bullshit.

VigorouslySwish posted...

there is no law saying they have to hide their breasts in public, they do that on their own

There literally is.

hockeybub89 posted...

I'm almost 33 years old. My eyeballs have seen a lot of human beings of all sorts. I have never recognized one as "hot" and I've never gotten hard looking at or thinking about one.

Does the average person need to go 15-20 years past puberty to get their first boner thinking about someone?

Look, I'm sorry, there is only one of me, billions of others, and the world is vast, I cant be everywhere. You'll either just have to settle for second best or realize there is just no one sexually attractive enough available for you on the face of the planet, and become your own sex god.