Lurker > Hambo the Hog

DoomsSD posted...

Great job!!!

Thanks, glad you like it! And I'm glad the characters and jokes actually read decently well. I wanted to include as many characters from the most iconic series as possible and as many creative kills as I could manage. I struggled coming up with characters I could depict really simply in the heap though lol. Putting all three Links on the Master Sword was probably my favorite gag.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

He is pretty much the coolest guy alive. And also the hottest.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

I saw it in Vegas and I loved it. There are some really clever costumes and adaptations of characters and the songs are amazing.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

Mistere Man posted...

Be honest if you were made of gold would you really want a crown of gold? Be like a human wearing a crown of flesh.

First of all, a crown made of human flesh would be metal as fuck. Second, if the costume is called Gold King Boo or whatever, the crown shouldn't be changed from gold to not gold. Doesn't Pink Gold Peach still have a pink gold crown? They made part of Gold King Boo less gold than it was on notgold King Boo.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

Not as wrong as his crown, which isn't even fucking gold.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

@DoomsSD posted...

Doomslayer in smash with the entire rest of the roster glory killed.

Doomslayer in smash with the entire rest of the roster glory killed.

Doomslayer in smash with the entire rest of the roster glory killed.

Doom Guy rips and tears the competition!

Idk how canon or relevant the sentinel armor is, but it's the skin he was wearing in the glory kill compilation I watched and I refuse to depict him any less slutty than that.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

I usually carry a bag around with me already. I'm diabetic so I like having my testing supplies and snacks with me. And as long as I have it, I can carry a bunch of other shit everywhere which is supes convenient. Mints, hand sanitizer, a pen, an extra mask in case I forget one. I don't know how guys go around without some kind of bag, especially those that don't have cars.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

NightRender posted...

I heard Yoda has an 8 pack. He's shredded.

Everyone says he's a master of the force or whatever. Nah, he just got enough sheer muscle to throw shit around without even trying. He can lift an army of droids with a twitch of his pecs.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

@bndluesr posted...

A really buff shirtless Yoda fighting Snurf from Thundercats

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

I'm not a talkative guy at all, but I'm sure I'd automatically talk to my dog or cats at some point if nothing else. Or curse to myself when something slightly inconveniences me.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

Big_Nabendu posted...

After you get caught up, I want you to take your time and draw whatever you want.

Aww how sweet. Thank you. :3

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

@_____Cait posted...

Can you draw a minion crying over the grave of an american solder but the american soldier was brian the dog

@Middle_hope posted...

Holding a martini?

_____Cait posted...

of course

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

CE_gonna_CE posted...

You can have him

Aww yisss. I know all of CE has a raging hate boner for him and apparently he's supposed to be a shithead in person or whatever, but he's very charming on screen.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

I picked 4. Unpopular opinion, but I'm actually super into it.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

Respect your elders.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

The Popo posted...

Had a feeling that one might get some preferential treatment. And you didnt disappoint.

My man.

Nice added touch on the interstellar ring, too.

You took advantage of me. Exploited my weaknesses to skip the line and destroy the sanctity of my beautiful and orderly queue. Played me like a goddamn fiddle. I feel dirty.

And yeah, I was picturing like a pantheon with thrones for Rosalina and whatever other celestial beings are in charge of whatever. Apparently including Boshi for some reason. He can be god of cookies I guess. So of course they need fancy neon lighting. I mean magic. There should probably be a few more thrones in the frame given how much of the ring is visible, but alas I am lazy.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

The Popo posted...

Rosalina stepping all over Hambo while Boshi watches in the background, eating cookies and sitting on a throne like Shao Kahns. Lumas watch from above, horrified.

K fuck the line, this one is important. It has several of my favorite things. But not Rosalina of course. Just cuz she's cool and magical and literally the best Mario waifu doesn't mean she's my favorite. Shut up.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

gunplagirl posted...

You never disappoint

Aww, sure I do. I disappoint myself every day. :]

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

@gunplagirl posted...

Okay, I have one more request.

I want a drawing of Dig'em the frog eating a bowl of cereal. Except, instead of cereal is a bunch of tiny waluigi hats. Behind Dig'em, I want that maid robot from the jetsons to be shouting facts about nurse sharks.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

NMH has a story? The first two games were just a bunch of things happening and then credits roll.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

NightRender posted...

I'm more suspicious how many of Boshi's spike collars you own.

I'll have you know that I own a totally unsuspicious number of Boshi spike collars. The exact number that a perfectly normal person owns.

TheRadiant posted...

Suspicious

Nuh uh it's totally normal to simp for Space Elsa. Not that I would do that. Because, as we've established, Rosalina isn't a favorite of mine.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

The Popo posted...

Is Rosalina a favorite of yours? Just curious, since 3 of the 5 pics you provided are of her.

What, that Elsa wannabe with the cool mysterious hair and the family of stupid adorable star babies? No way, who cares about her? Just cuz she's like a literal space goddess? I don't want her to like step on me or anything. You're talking crazy right now.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

Bump for now. We're between a Mario drawing and a Waluigi-related drawing, so have some old Marioverse drawings in the meantime.


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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

The candy wheelchair is certainly a choice, but if their clothes consist of candy and treats, I guess that can too.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

Jagr_68 posted...

Over 350 Pokemon (by Gen 4), 1/4 of them water types but only 1 species inhabits all the entire fucking oceans >_____>

And people give zubat shit lol. At least they coexist with geodude.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

Tom Clark posted...

I'm not sure specifically why, but I don't think I've ever enjoyed a surfing route.

You know why.


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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

Having to throw 80+ ultraballs at a paralyzed legendary with 1 hp. Kinda ruins the moment when a tense battle with a mythical beast turns into mashing A waiting for a nearly dead mythical beast to stop feebly escaping. If you can get a legendary pokemon to 1hp with a status ailment without killing it or getting your own team killed, I say you deserve a capture in like 5 ultraballs.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

I was expecting that message when I clicked on this topic, then was disappointed when I didn't get it so I refreshed to try again. But when I refreshed, post #3 disappeared while the first two were still there lol.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

NightRender posted...

I can't believe Bowser is fucking dead.

RIP our benevolent King Koopa. He leaves behind one son and seven other kids who aren't his kids but they kinda still hang around and do his bidding like they're in line for the crown at some point somehow and are they even each other's siblings idk it's all real weird.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

Lost_All_Senses posted...

First attempt at clicking on this topic

Same lol


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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

The Popo posted...

Mario, Luigi, Peach, Daisy and Toad doing a kick line while standing on the rubble of Bowsers destroyed castle

I like this suggestion, but the only clear idea I had for it was for little Toad to be hanging from the tall princesses' arms. I started sketching the background yesterday but wasn't in the mood so I started Psychonauts 2 instead. Then I tried replicating the hand drawn 2d style in Psychonautd for Mario and friends, but it didn't work out especially well. I'd hafta work on the lines and shading a lot more. Anyway imma go psycho some more nauts now.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

& PS4.

Halle-fucking-lujah. I can keep sleeping on the whole ps5 hunt.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

I got it as a gift and I still feel like I paid too much. I assume it'll be a better experience if you played and enjoyed the original. But there's a lot that I really hate about the game.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

Flauros posted...

Really? I thought for sure that was a reference to it. One of the most common things is the "offending" person in those comics getting murdered and saying something like "I deserve this for what i did!"

Just a coincidence I guess. Cuz let's be real, CE kinda deserves a good kamehameha to the face some times.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

Maybe he's democratically elected President Dong.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

Flauros posted...

I notice the Natty Comics inspiration

I asked google what you were talking about and it just told me them's fightin' words.

Feline_Heart posted...

Nice lol. For some reason I was thinking of a gun with legs but this is fun

Originally I was thinking of a man with a gun for a head and no eyes, but I couldn't come up with a concept for the Bob Marley drawing until I incorporated the sentient sword-shooting gun. In the end, the scene woulda worked with a regular gun, but that's what got me there so I kept it.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

There's an indie rpg maker game about trying to survive a kind of haunted house called The Witch's House. If you do an obscure thing during the really frantic finale of the game, you get a secret ending revealing that you were playing as the villain all along. Before the game began, the witch swapped bodies with an innocent girl. You play through the game appearing as that girl. When the person who appears to be the witch chases you at the end of the game, it's actually the girl just trying to get her body back from you. Then there's a heartbreaking final scene as the girl is killed by her own father, who thinks she's the witch. If you don't get the secret ending, you don't learn any of this but the dad still does that lol.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

Man hook car door hand hook hand phone

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

Music

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

Can you bring me back a husband? He doesn't necessarily have to be hot and rich, just hot or rich. Also what brings you to a gay bar?

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

SoulLand posted...

Really? That SbAllen kamehame on CE was great art

Nah, don't be silly. If I made great art, I'd charge for it.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

Tyranthraxus posted...

No those dissolve in the water.

Then does hot chocolate become soup if you put in marshmallows or sprinkles?

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

Tyranthraxus posted...

A traditional bisque isn't a consistent liquid but even if we are going with a modern watered down version of a bisque that consistency is achieved through blending of water + tomatoes so it's at least two ingredients. Something like V8 is a better question but probably just falls into the beverage category as well.

Isn't that the same as a vanilla soy latte then? It also has multiple ingredients blended together.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

Tyranthraxus posted...

And single-substance liquid by definition cannot be soup even if that liquid is partially solid.

The Popo posted...

Id say the broth component of a soup can be considered a beverage, but soup as a whole is not, since it is a combo is liquids and solids.

What about like tomato bisque soup, where it's all one consistent liquid?

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

Bad_Mojo posted...

@Hambo_the_Hog

Well first of all, I'm not an artist and I'll thank you not to suggest otherwise. But yeah, in my drawing topics, I've deliberately made some dudes sexier and/or nakeder than they strictly needed to be. Part of it is to make the drawings funnier or more uncomfortable for everyone else. Also part of it is for the opportunity to stare at hot guys in reference pics. I've never gone out of my way to create my own porn or fantasies or anything though. Maybe some day when I'm comfortable drawing original poses and not strictly from reference lol.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

@DuranOfForcena posted...

but that being said, since i'm chilling to some Tuff Gong tunes right now, how about a drawing of Bob Marley shooting the sheriff (but not the deputy)

@Feline_Heart posted...

A sentient gun that shoots out swords

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

Quorthon109 posted...

I looked into it once and what turned me off was I kept reading that youre occasionally forced to play a certain way or use certain monsters because of the difficulty.

There are multiple solutions to every fight, but there are fights where a great many teams that are very carefully built and are otherwise very effective are just never gonna win. At some point, you're probably gonna end up just looking up a strategy cuz there are too many logical options that won't do the job.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1

One of the last story battles as well as many of the optional or postgame battles are hard as fuck. Let alone getting 5* ranks on the champions for their eggs. I 100%d it once but gave up on my second playthrough cuz of one annoying fight in particular. One of these days I gotta pick it up again and finish it since casual mode is in the game now.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1