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TopicDo you exercise regularly?
DJquackquack
08/31/21 9:55:25 PM
#15
Amy Chao posted...
Eat vegetables and meat only with only water.
Sir yes sir!

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TopicWhy do bald men have holes in their pockets?
DJquackquack
08/31/21 9:53:54 PM
#6
i thought nobody liked the joke at first. Lol

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TopicI really need a better job tbh
DJquackquack
08/31/21 9:50:20 PM
#7
nothanks1 posted...
I love my fucking job
Aha!! I knew it!!

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TopicScenario: Smelly incel outside ya home asking for your 18 yo daughter
DJquackquack
08/31/21 6:40:23 AM
#9
uwnim posted...
He must be confused with the neighbors daughter. Mine is a smelly neet who dropped out of school at age 12 and spends her days watching anime and writing bad fanfiction.
Your daughter sounds kinda gross bro. Ngl

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TopicShe looks at you and says 'You shouldn't wear such a hideously ugly mask'
DJquackquack
08/31/21 5:51:41 AM
#8
I dont really understand these topics. Do yall know women that actually do this stuff?

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TopicI really need a better job tbh
DJquackquack
08/31/21 5:50:01 AM
#3
JTilly posted...
TC tomorrow: I FUCKING LOVE MY JOB
facts

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TopicWhy're you still up?
DJquackquack
08/31/21 5:12:31 AM
#72
Because I have to go swim in like an hour. I work out at a swim gym

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TopicI never thought i'd say this but, some insects are legit cute
DJquackquack
08/31/21 5:09:27 AM
#6
Kanaya413 posted...
Any creature can be cute
Lol. Nah

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TopicDo you exercise regularly?
DJquackquack
08/31/21 5:09:04 AM
#4
Nukazie posted...
yes, if i lose some weight, maybe i'd be fit enough to get through the hole out of ce
Its a tight fit, but you can do it!

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TopicI never thought i'd say this but, some insects are legit cute
DJquackquack
08/31/21 4:20:50 AM
#2
Yeah I hate snakes, but theres even a cute snake online: https://youtu.be/suygh8crWng

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TopicDo you exercise regularly?
DJquackquack
08/31/21 4:18:44 AM
#1
Lose some weight

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TopicI want you to marry me.
DJquackquack
08/31/21 4:16:43 AM
#6
For the last time, no!

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TopicScenario: Awkward pimple faced 18 yo manlet opens door for ya wife
DJquackquack
08/31/21 2:21:14 AM
#3
Kisai posted...
She's his wife now.


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TopicA badge for ignoring users?
DJquackquack
08/31/21 2:20:14 AM
#5
Sign

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TopicSay you snitch or report someone at work who is popular, is your job there over?
DJquackquack
08/31/21 2:18:39 AM
#2
Yes

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TopicIs "fat acceptance" dangerous for people's health?
DJquackquack
08/31/21 2:11:32 AM
#7
I4NRulez posted...
I mean the small number of people who think being 500 pounds is healthy sure.

Most people just don't want to be bullied because they are overweight.
Yeah but then youve got celebs like Lizzo pushing it, and shes got a much larger range of influence.

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TopicIs "fat acceptance" dangerous for people's health?
DJquackquack
08/31/21 2:04:42 AM
#1
Maybe a little shame is a good thing.

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TopicIve dropped from 375 to 332 pounds in 4 months. Huzzah!
DJquackquack
08/31/21 1:41:12 AM
#4
Congrats bro!!

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TopicCE, I'm leaving you in charge of Baby Afro Duck while I'm sleeping.
DJquackquack
08/31/21 1:38:16 AM
#3
Heartomaton posted...


Make sure to have him take his medicine, and if he's restless, sing Lady Gaga's "Poker Face" to him while swaddling him in his electric heat blanket.

He better be 100% okay when I wake up.
Aww

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TopicHoly shit, is this what college is like these days?
DJquackquack
08/31/21 1:32:40 AM
#36
I like to start with the Wizard. Hes usually easier to find than Waldo.

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TopicI don't trust people that wipe with toilet paper anymore
DJquackquack
08/30/21 11:54:10 PM
#10
weekoldhotdog posted...
bi-det?
Biden

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TopicCan't believe I'm spending $400 on a single toy.
DJquackquack
08/30/21 7:16:37 PM
#9
I cant believe you are either.

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TopicMan, Sylvester Stallone is in excellent shape for a 75 year old
DJquackquack
08/30/21 7:05:23 PM
#14
meralonne posted...
I wonder when he got all of that inkwork done. Or is that for the new Expendables film?
Someone on ign said Stallone recently got some new tats, so maybe.

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TopicMan, Sylvester Stallone is in excellent shape for a 75 year old
DJquackquack
08/30/21 7:00:59 PM
#12
CanuckCowboy posted...
Arnold isn't a walking ped lab these days though. Give him a truckload of steroids, test, and hgh and he'd look as good as sly too.
Sly said he doesnt juice tho.

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TopicMan, Sylvester Stallone is in excellent shape for a 75 year old
DJquackquack
08/30/21 6:56:00 PM
#9
Njolk posted...
I used to work in a hospital, you'd be surprised how many people you'd assume would be in their 50s are 70+

The theme is they're all life long athletes. Not exercising is so normalized in the US we assume our 70 year olds should look like they're 100
Yeah I imagine theres gonna be a whole generation that dies young cuz were all so out of shape

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TopicMan, Sylvester Stallone is in excellent shape for a 75 year old
DJquackquack
08/30/21 6:55:20 PM
#8
Jagr_68 posted...
Better than you, bub.
Without a doubt.

But I started working out recently, so with a lil time Ill catch up ;)

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TopicMan, Sylvester Stallone is in excellent shape for a 75 year old
DJquackquack
08/30/21 6:53:06 PM
#5
David1988 posted...
Dude should work on his forearms more tbh
Agreed

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TopicMan, Sylvester Stallone is in excellent shape for a 75 year old
DJquackquack
08/30/21 6:52:53 PM
#4
sabrestorm posted...
I didnt know he was that old already
Yup. Arnold looks pretty bad tho.

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TopicMan, Sylvester Stallone is in excellent shape for a 75 year old
DJquackquack
08/30/21 6:50:12 PM
#1


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TopicBritish people think soccer is played with a football
DJquackquack
08/30/21 9:34:02 AM
#15
spikethedevil posted...
Black/white = football
Pointy = running ball.


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TopicITT: Post a picture you have on hand
DJquackquack
08/30/21 8:55:50 AM
#63


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TopicBritish people think soccer is played with a football
DJquackquack
08/30/21 8:49:23 AM
#10
unnamedsoldier posted...
It was the British who coined the name soccer
They shoulda stuck with it

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TopicWhy do bald men have holes in their pockets?
DJquackquack
08/30/21 6:48:13 AM
#1
So they can run their fingers through their hair.

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TopicBritish people think soccer is played with a football
DJquackquack
08/30/21 6:26:48 AM
#4
Thompson posted...
I suppose it would be really difficult to play soccer with a handball. Or a shoulderball. Or a ballball.
Which is why its played with a Soccer ball

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TopicBritish people think soccer is played with a football
DJquackquack
08/30/21 6:09:03 AM
#1
Crazy

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TopicAre teenage girls wearing men's work ties where you are?
DJquackquack
08/29/21 6:59:00 AM
#13
LightningAce11 posted...
What is your job?
He rents ties to teenage girls. Duh.

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TopicOne has to go
DJquackquack
08/29/21 5:09:58 AM
#72
Im glad to see Ranch evicted by a landslide.

Perhaps theres hope for humanity yet.

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TopicOne has to go
DJquackquack
08/29/21 5:04:57 AM
#70
Ranch. Didnt even have to think about it.

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TopicWhat'd you think of that Joaquin Phoenix Joker movie?
DJquackquack
08/29/21 4:57:20 AM
#29
Theres tons of clues throughout the entire movie that its all a delusion. None of the movie makes sense at face value. The further off the beam Arthur goes, the more the city itself physically deteriorates (trash building up, people acting strangely), the more the news references super rats running around, and the crazier the scene transitions get (rewatch the scene when he confronts Thomas Wayne, hes literally floating around and stuff).

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TopicWhat'd you think of that Joaquin Phoenix Joker movie?
DJquackquack
08/29/21 4:49:49 AM
#27
pegusus123456 posted...
I feel like you're going a little too hard on it being a delusion tbh.
Joker" ends with the main character, Arthur Fleck, being locked up in a mental institution after executing a man on live TV and inciting violence throughout Gotham. Or has he actually been in there the whole time, telling us and his social worker a story that is a very warped version of the truth?

So, how are we supposed to know what else in the story is real and what's not? On top of all his fantasies, Arthur also stops taking his medication. During one of the scenes with his social worker, we learn that he has seven prescriptions for his condition, and when the city cuts funding, he's forced to go off them. It's after this moment that he starts to gradually transform into the Joker, and it makes it even harder to trust anything he says or does.

The building itself also plays a big role in the ending of the film, and the scenes offer some interesting clues. The building we see in most of the story is dark, dirty, and the walls are an off-white color. This detail is important because there's another version of Arkham that we see a few times in the film as well, one that is clean, bright, and has white walls.

By the end of the movie, even Joker himself doesn't know what's real and what was fake. He tells Murray to call him Joker when he introduces him, because he thinks that's how Murray referred to him when he aired his stand-up clip, but that never happened.

https://www.insider.com/the-ending-of-joker-movie-explained-batman-joaquin-phoenix-2019-10

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TopicWhat'd you think of that Joaquin Phoenix Joker movie?
DJquackquack
08/29/21 4:41:16 AM
#23
WholeLife2 posted...
it fucking sucked had nothing to do with the joker and wayne didnt even need to be in it
it feels like they put that stuff in it and slapped joker on it to make it fit in with the other superhero crap and it worked because people are stupid
Again, yall are taking it too literally. Arthur isnt Bruces brother, and Bruce may not even be a child. Joker is just nuts. Theres no telling what was real and what wasnt.

Heck, he may not even be named Arthur.

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TopicWhat'd you think of that Joaquin Phoenix Joker movie?
DJquackquack
08/29/21 4:24:36 AM
#18
Smackems posted...
Honestly I only remember the biggest story beats
Eh, no worries. You didnt miss much.

Personally I didnt think it was that great, I just read some deep dives into it to get all the Batman lore references.

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TopicWhat'd you think of that Joaquin Phoenix Joker movie?
DJquackquack
08/29/21 4:13:08 AM
#16
Smackems posted...
Uh.. ok
Didnt you notice how parts of the movie dont make any sense? Like they just get kinda dreamy and ethereal? Or like how his relationship with Zazie Beats character was all in his head until he snapped out of it for a moment and we could see things as they were?

The entire movie is one giant mind f***. It may or may not have happened. Which is canonical to the comics, in that Joker doesnt really know what his own origin is.

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TopicWhat'd you think of that Joaquin Phoenix Joker movie?
DJquackquack
08/29/21 4:03:21 AM
#12
Smackems posted...
Wasn't Bruce a kid?
Yeah, in Jokers memory. The entire film was Joker recalling events to his psychiatrist, but that doesnt mean they necessarily took place.

For instance, Joker wasnt there for Bruces parents getting gunned down, yet he was able to recall it. He was also piecing together how that act could create Batman. Thats why he gave the doctor a knowing smile and said you wouldnt get it

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TopicWhat'd you think of that Joaquin Phoenix Joker movie?
DJquackquack
08/29/21 3:56:56 AM
#9
SomeLikeItHoth posted...
As a Joker movie, it was terrible. That's not who the character is at all.
Im pretty sure the movie was self aware of that point. He was putting together that Bruce is Batman by the end, which means the events of the movie may not have even happened.

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TopicWhat'd you think of that Joaquin Phoenix Joker movie?
DJquackquack
08/29/21 3:48:36 AM
#4
Smackems posted...
It was ok. I absolutely didn't understand all the love
I feel like the love was a knee jerk reaction to all the controversy. People just assumed anything this controversial, must be good.

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TopicWhat'd you think of that Joaquin Phoenix Joker movie?
DJquackquack
08/29/21 3:42:43 AM
#1
SPOILERS
(I guess)

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TopicChad problems
DJquackquack
08/28/21 11:32:08 PM
#8
Every one of these dudes is just like:



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TopicPringles cans make for tight flashlights
DJquackquack
08/28/21 11:25:31 PM
#10
Yall need to get laid.

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TopicDo you think love at first sight exists?
DJquackquack
08/28/21 9:07:54 PM
#18
BloodMoon7 posted...
That's SEXIST
I apologize. Ur right, I shouldnt stereotype

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