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TopicChristian parent talks about their child's vagina
divot1338
11/25/21 1:47:41 PM
#36
Underpants posted...
Her daughters b hole is like this

Id eat that butthole.

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TopicBarely anyone learns anything after getting modded
divot1338
11/25/21 1:26:20 AM
#6
Anyone who doesnt at least take the opportunity to figure out how they could have made roughly the same post while skirting whatever rule was broken is lazy.

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TopicDey say ''you can fuck 3 of us right now, who do you leave out''?
divot1338
11/25/21 1:03:10 AM
#23
DocDelicious posted...
Pink is gone.


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TopicName a 'Game 2' that is universally regarded as superior to 'Game [1]'.
divot1338
11/21/21 6:34:15 PM
#68
BipBapBam posted...
Assassin's Creed 2


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TopicNEWS: Texas man forged his wife's signature and divorced her without her knowing
divot1338
11/21/21 6:33:51 PM
#32
Perhaps they had an argument and he responded well if I was in prison at least I wouldnt have to listen to you.

And then like the absolute legend he is he went out and made it happen.

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TopicIf you were forced, would you rather live in Communist Russia or Nazi Germany
divot1338
11/21/21 6:14:49 PM
#15
In this theoretical can I be a brilliant rocket scientist?

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TopicDo offices really need custodians?
divot1338
11/21/21 6:08:02 PM
#2
Ill take this one.

Yes.

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TopicMan wakes up from 25-year coma. Psyched that The Simpsons is still going.
divot1338
11/21/21 6:00:16 PM
#20
Heartomaton posted...
https://hard-drive.net/man-waking-up-from-25-year-coma-really-pumped-that-the-simpsons-is-still-on/

:D
Wait until he finds out who was the last president.

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TopicNEWS: Texas man forged his wife's signature and divorced her without her knowing
divot1338
11/21/21 5:47:26 PM
#21
spikethedevil posted...
Yes and people here are celebrating this scum bag also the topic title literally states she didnt know.
Obviously he did it without her knowing. But then he went home and continued living there for another three months. Which is weird.

Unless someone ruined the best April Fools Day prank ever.

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TopicNEWS: Texas man forged his wife's signature and divorced her without her knowing
divot1338
11/21/21 5:36:52 PM
#13
in May a Harris County deputy went to the home of Paul Nixon, 51, and his wife Edna Nixon after she called authorities and said her husband filed for divorce in Feb. without her knowledge.
Wait so he did all that shit and didnt tell her?

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TopicIs Brie Larson not Cap'n Marvel anymore?
divot1338
11/21/21 5:31:01 PM
#25
FortuneCookie posted...
There's only one person who can replace Brie Larson as Captain Marvel:

Shazam will always be the real Captain Marvel.

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Topic5 billion dollars but she forces you to wear panties.
divot1338
11/20/21 4:46:55 AM
#9
It would have been hotter if she had taken pictures that she threatened to post on social media.

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Topic$100 for every hour you stay in here, how many hours you staying?
divot1338
11/19/21 6:58:47 PM
#8
Until I have to take a shit.

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TopicThe Thanos finger snap was actually impossible
divot1338
11/19/21 10:42:04 AM
#34
He used the Reality stone to handswap the Infinity Gaunlets grip with Carol Danvers.

So the wearer can snap theyre fingers and also get a Marvelous handjob.

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Topicwhy do people say cats aren't affectionate
divot1338
11/18/21 5:44:21 PM
#17
I have a hilarious picture of a cat passed out face down on a dogs dick.

Use your imaginations though since I think thats illegal on gfaqs.

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TopicMSNBC banned from Rittenhouse trial for following juror
divot1338
11/18/21 5:15:16 PM
#33
Everyonedies posted...
This comes after police pulled over a freelance producer

Everyonedies posted...
This is a very serious matter, and I dont know what the ultimate truth of it is.

I have quoted the only two pieces of information that matter.

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Topicwhy do people say cats aren't affectionate
divot1338
11/18/21 4:58:35 PM
#7
Because they have murder in their hearts.

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TopicMan banned from all-you-can-eat for eating too much
divot1338
11/18/21 12:38:07 PM
#11
I knew it was going to be a Chinese restaurant.

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TopicBrass Against singer apologizes for URINATING on a fan on stage! But is she Hot?
divot1338
11/18/21 10:55:11 AM
#121
BettyB0op08 posted...
Didn't trump do this
lol

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TopicHer friend says ''You showing off your tits and he STILL doesn't ask you out?''
divot1338
11/17/21 7:48:44 PM
#16
Why buy the cow when shes giving away the mommy milkers for free?

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TopicYou know how some women use makeup and plastic and other tricks to look pretty?
divot1338
11/16/21 7:04:30 PM
#2
V-E-G-Y- posted...
Why don't guys?
I put lipstick on my dick every morning to make it look more desired.

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TopicWtf why is Houston so poorly designed
divot1338
11/16/21 6:37:21 PM
#34
RchHomieQuanChi posted...
Literally EVERY weekend there's massive amounts of traffic buildup from people trying to go to a market right around the corner from my home, making the simple act of just going to the gas station less than .5 miles from my home take 10-15 minutes.

It's like this everywhere.

WTF
Because you live in the wrong place in Houston.

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TopicI dare you to post your Youtube search history
divot1338
11/16/21 6:35:51 PM
#7
DocileOrangeCup posted...
How do you masturbate to any of this weird shit?

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TopicWhat you guys think about this fucking amazing ass 10 minute Taylor Swift song?
divot1338
11/16/21 6:23:01 PM
#30
No_U_L7 posted...
Wat, this was a re release

And the lyrics are 10/10
They wouldnt let her buy her songs so she just rerecorded all of them again in the ultimate power move.

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TopicDo you drink black coffee?
divot1338
11/16/21 8:12:13 AM
#19
I like my coffee like I like my women cold and bitter.

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TopicRemember Walkie Talkies?
divot1338
11/16/21 8:10:34 AM
#11
16-BITTER posted...
I do.

Over
You dont have to say over.

Over.

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TopicCool thing about dogs is that they treat every meal like they've never eaten
divot1338
11/16/21 1:27:20 AM
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TopicWhat you guys think about this fucking amazing ass 10 minute Taylor Swift song?
divot1338
11/15/21 12:39:22 AM
#6
I aint got time for this shit.

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TopicBrass Against singer apologizes for URINATING on a fan on stage! But is she Hot?
divot1338
11/15/21 12:33:14 AM
#105
DrizztLink posted...
You using the whole tentacle, Doc?

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TopicBrass Against singer apologizes for URINATING on a fan on stage! But is she Hot?
divot1338
11/15/21 12:29:14 AM
#103
viewmaster_pi posted...
yeah if it was a dude and a female fan, people would literally be exploding into angry red paste over this
Yeah but a dude can arguably pee onto another object much more accurately than a woman. Assuming the person is standing not sitting of course.

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TopicVice President Kamala Harris speaks for 20 seconds and says nothing.
divot1338
11/14/21 10:04:21 PM
#15
I feel like this was when a teleprompter went down and was rebooting.

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TopicWhy are big fat juicy butts a desirable sexual trait even though poop comes out
divot1338
11/14/21 9:58:38 PM
#22
In the same way I find boobs I can see from behind appealing, the same is true for butts only from the front.

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TopicDo you think The Rock, Ryan Reynolds, and Gal Gadot....
divot1338
11/14/21 9:55:38 PM
#5
The Rock definitely fucked Ryan Reynolds.

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TopicI'm watching My Hero Academia now
divot1338
11/14/21 9:50:40 PM
#196
Ivynn posted...
And what the hell is Porno Graffiti?
Extremes second album.

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TopicElon Musk Hates Bernie Sanders
divot1338
11/14/21 5:39:45 PM
#18
Tech weirdo that made billions scamming the green energy sector hated by senator who is legit.

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TopicThere are cameras in the truck. They must have wanted to be fired.
divot1338
11/14/21 5:36:58 PM
#17
HA4e posted...
Worker: *sneezes*

Boss: I saw that! *writes down infraction*
Its worse than that. The cameras UPS have will automatically detect a bunch of situations and flag themselves. I have to believe Amazon is at least that sophisticated.

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TopicAre AirPods out of style? Why cool kids are going back to wired headphones
divot1338
11/14/21 5:35:10 PM
#35

I cant wear something that reminds me of splooge.

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TopicI just bought a fancy fleshlight
divot1338
11/14/21 5:05:35 PM
#13
Whos pussy was it shaped like?

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Topicdo you exercise the block function?
divot1338
11/14/21 4:24:28 PM
#24
You dont seem to understand.

Im not trapped in here with them.

Theyre trapped in here with me.

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TopicSick days don't carry over to next year
divot1338
11/14/21 4:21:59 PM
#15
Using all your sick days to skip out on taking your turn covering holidays is shitty.

Thats why any good boss keeps a schedule so no one gets forced to do it repeatedly.

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TopicHow do you like your tacos, CE?
divot1338
11/14/21 4:09:58 PM
#58
Arcanine2009 posted...
Brah thats cause you messy.
Its because the shells immediately crack in half longways the second you take a bite. Then again with every other bite.

Its just bad design.

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TopicJimmy Kimmel vs Jimmy Fallon, who is worse?
divot1338
11/14/21 4:00:07 PM
#56
Fallon has one of those pathological personalities where I feel like were going to learn some dark shit eventually.

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TopicYour reaction: Elon Musk liquidates Tesla and SpaceX.
divot1338
11/14/21 3:54:33 PM
#7
LightningAce11 posted...
So what would happen to those companies?
Liquidation.

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TopicDems say Harris and Butigieg are were the party is going.
divot1338
11/14/21 3:50:30 PM
#22
Buttigieg is by a large margin the most competent and effective politician either side has. Ive literally never heard him asked a question that he didnt have a thoughtful response that sounded like hed spent several days preparing.

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TopicWhat should I watch on Disney+ ??
divot1338
11/14/21 3:36:30 PM
#22
I cant believe Stark Industries would make this piece of shit toaster. The bread goes in single file instwad of side by side for some reason.

No this is madness. Madness I say!

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TopicBrass Against singer apologizes for URINATING on a fan on stage! But is she Hot?
divot1338
11/14/21 10:55:56 AM
#97
smoke_break posted...
I kind of want to check them out
You want to get peed on.

Gross.

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TopicHudson Hawk really was a fantastic movie
divot1338
11/13/21 6:22:48 PM
#2
673 Wongs in the phone book.

Thats a hell of a lot of wong numbers

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TopicJudge in Rittenhouse trial explains how to zoom in on a photo.
divot1338
11/13/21 6:16:36 PM
#66
When youre a judge in a case like Rittenhouses and youre the story you are doing something really wrong.

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TopicHudson Hawk really was a fantastic movie
divot1338
11/13/21 6:12:53 PM
#1
I need a coffee.

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TopicGot pulled over for doing "84" in a 65
divot1338
11/13/21 6:10:37 PM
#32
UnholyMudcrab posted...
I'm convinced that the radar gun wasn't working properly, but tbh I'm not sure how to go about contesting it. I guess I should contact a lawyer on Monday.
Honestly Ive done that a bunch of times and it works out to the same price as all the fees but no DD, its thrown out, and you waste their time just as much as they waste yours.

Plus some cheap attorney makes some money.

You dont have to do shit and the circumstances hardly matter since its a numbers game.

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