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Topic5am, why are you awake?
IfGodCouldDie
11/02/21 6:08:29 AM
#5
Still working

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TopicCurrent Events user tier list
IfGodCouldDie
11/01/21 11:53:24 PM
#36
BobanMarjanovic posted...
All in E tier


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TopicCharlie Kirk face quiz
IfGodCouldDie
11/01/21 3:07:19 AM
#7
6/10

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TopicFollow a phrase with ", Mr. Bond." to turn it into a threat.
IfGodCouldDie
11/01/21 1:00:35 AM
#231
I love you, Mr. Bond.

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TopicHot Take: Why not have both Jesus and the vaccine?
IfGodCouldDie
10/31/21 11:23:19 PM
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HylianFox posted...
There's nothing wrong with being doubly prepared, and if it turns out the vaccine *is* evil can't Jesus save you from that too?

After all, you're trusting him to keep Covid from killing you.
I guess vaccines are more powerful than God?
You're not supposed to test the lord.

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TopicHave any of you ever been in prison or jail?
IfGodCouldDie
10/31/21 8:35:08 PM
#12
2Pacavelli posted...
What's the difference?
Jail is short term, usually after being arrested or waiting trial. Prison is long term, after conviction.

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TopicWho the FUCK eats cookies like this
IfGodCouldDie
10/31/21 8:33:25 PM
#4
Cooooookie crisp

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TopicPost memes here 11.0
IfGodCouldDie
10/31/21 8:32:56 PM
#343
This page alone has two of the best memes I've ever seen.

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TopicDrinking Topic 91: The procession of years. Wanton leakage.
IfGodCouldDie
10/31/21 8:01:27 PM
#462
Pandamonic posted...
Chap crips!
Crap chibs!

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Topic1st game that comes to mind when you hear 'Original Xbox'
IfGodCouldDie
10/31/21 7:17:02 PM
#42
Flockaveli posted...
Halo


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TopicThat shit tastes hilarious!
IfGodCouldDie
10/31/21 12:14:26 AM
#1
What is it?

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TopicJust got Netflix for the first time in three years, suggestions?
IfGodCouldDie
10/30/21 10:27:40 PM
#24
Locke and Key is pretty good.

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TopicI wanted to tour the country and go to as many Gamestops as I can.
IfGodCouldDie
10/30/21 9:52:33 AM
#34
Duncanwii posted...
Obviously I wouldnt go anywhere that would put my life in danger. Like most of Baltimore or Chicago.
Damn, shots fi... wait.

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TopicDrinking Topic 91: The procession of years. Wanton leakage.
IfGodCouldDie
10/30/21 9:17:18 AM
#233
Machete posted...
I get designated as babysitter
Fuck that shit. I'll hang out with you if you're high on hallucinations so long as you don't need a babysitter. Anyone that gets fucked up like that and needs someone to watch their back I am a bad bad influence on lol.

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TopicWhat do ghosts drink?
IfGodCouldDie
10/30/21 5:55:11 AM
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Boos

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TopicDrinking Topic 91: The procession of years. Wanton leakage.
IfGodCouldDie
10/30/21 4:36:55 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Well fuck Mr.Buzzkill and that is quite tragic indeed. Way to be a captain bring down.
I'm just saying is all.

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TopicDrinking Topic 91: The procession of years. Wanton leakage.
IfGodCouldDie
10/30/21 4:31:45 AM
#195
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Saves a hell of a lotta time doesn't it?
That's called FASD and it is actually quite tragic.

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TopicCan Mods please start Modding posts where people say they want everyone to die?
IfGodCouldDie
10/30/21 4:27:55 AM
#53
Duncanwii posted...
People are being asshats to someone who just wants the rules to be consistant.
What is inconsistent in the rules?

Kill all Humans!

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TopicCan Mods please start Modding posts where people say they want everyone to die?
IfGodCouldDie
10/30/21 4:25:59 AM
#51
Machete posted...
I'm having a hard time understanding what this topic even is.
Its a call to arms against humanity, destroy them all!

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TopicDrinking Topic 91: The procession of years. Wanton leakage.
IfGodCouldDie
10/30/21 4:24:12 AM
#187
Don't listen to Mabus, Mabus

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TopicC/D: NO guy wants a girl who is "fluent in sarcasm."
IfGodCouldDie
10/30/21 3:52:09 AM
#6
Blue_Dream87 posted...
I cant deal with women who dont understand sarcasm since like, 90% of my communication is in sarcasm


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TopicThe trans topic to end all trans topics: If a trans person could swap their
IfGodCouldDie
10/30/21 3:37:21 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
The concept of biological sex is fucking garbage and a misnomer at best. It's also based off a lot of assumptions and therefore unscientific.
The fuck?

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TopicDrinking Topic 91: The procession of years. Wanton leakage.
IfGodCouldDie
10/30/21 3:07:41 AM
#139
Smackems posted...
Its Halloween Eve and they went with a Hawaiian theme?
Umm, tomorrow is Halloween eve

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TopicI'm STILL probably more right wing than you, and I'm bored. AMA
IfGodCouldDie
10/30/21 2:27:23 AM
#39
Pandamonic posted...
Well you're not wrong Smackems.

I'm fucked and I need to go to sleep, who even goes to sleep at 8 in the fucking AM anyway? I need to change everything about my life and myself starting with this shit
I regularly go to sleep around that time, but I work nights sooo.

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TopicDo trans people really think their post-op genitals are the same
IfGodCouldDie
10/30/21 2:07:27 AM
#20
Blue_Dream87 posted...
This is the best thing to come out of any trans topic on CE
Some of the suspensions are pretty good.

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TopicHeres a question for you CE...
IfGodCouldDie
10/30/21 2:06:03 AM
#10
Alright alright, you guys are exempt too. BUT NO MORE EXEMPTIONS!

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TopicDrinking Topic 91: The procession of years. Wanton leakage.
IfGodCouldDie
10/30/21 1:54:23 AM
#114
ApherosyLove posted...
Wine time.
You need us to call the whaaambulance?

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TopicHeres a question for you CE...
IfGodCouldDie
10/30/21 1:53:48 AM
#4
Alright, you guys are exempt.

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TopicHeres a question for you CE...
IfGodCouldDie
10/30/21 1:41:11 AM
#1
Shut the fuck up.

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TopicI'm STILL probably more right wing than you, and I'm bored. AMA
IfGodCouldDie
10/30/21 1:40:35 AM
#26
Great now you've made a Sad Panda.

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Topic19 y/o KILLS his 16 y/o GF and her PARENTS cause they caught them having SEX!!
IfGodCouldDie
10/30/21 1:31:12 AM
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ArmieBuff posted...
The dad's also a creep. He was checking on his 16 year old stepdaughter while she was sleeping and then reacted with violence when he saw them. If the story here is accurate then he's partially responsible for this tragedy. Boyfriend is a complete monster but the dad was pretty psychotic as well.
What?

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TopicI'm STILL probably more right wing than you, and I'm bored. AMA
IfGodCouldDie
10/30/21 1:30:23 AM
#24
Why you gotta do Panda so dirty?

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TopicIs Hank Scorpio the best Simpsons character?
IfGodCouldDie
10/30/21 1:10:33 AM
#6
discodancer77 posted...
He was supposed to be the villain for the movie. I think that wouldve totally ruined the character.
Yea I couldn't see Hank turning on Homer like that. He loved Homer.

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TopicI'm STILL probably more right wing than you, and I'm bored. AMA
IfGodCouldDie
10/30/21 1:00:12 AM
#16
Smackems posted...


This bitch
Mmm, looks tasty.(I just wanted a racoon pic.)

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TopicI'm STILL probably more right wing than you, and I'm bored. AMA
IfGodCouldDie
10/30/21 12:57:51 AM
#10
If you had to eat one of your raccoons, which one would you pick?(pic of the meal is required with answer.)

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TopicIs Hank Scorpio the best Simpsons character?
IfGodCouldDie
10/30/21 12:54:43 AM
#2
He is definitely my favourite one off character

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TopicSquid Game Halloween Costumes Banned at New York Elementary Schools
IfGodCouldDie
10/30/21 12:41:01 AM
#32
LeadPipeCinche posted...
Shame on parents for not sheltering their kids.
Can't have them growing up knowing about the real world & have to make everything for them be sparkles, cupcakes and happiness.
Let's not get carried away. Squid game is entirely fictional and not representative of real life.

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TopicVicious_Dios is Suspended
IfGodCouldDie
10/30/21 12:31:46 AM
#147
CanuckCowboy posted...
I love that 3 people now have got Walters back. You guys are the best.

questionmarktarius (Im pretty sure it was him) said something in one of those topics too.
Fuck Walter and his pet hooman

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TopicMods are on a rampage
IfGodCouldDie
10/30/21 12:25:42 AM
#63
FLOUR posted...
I don't get it. You're condemning me for giving FOX a chance and CNN is obviously out. And yet refuse to recommend another news source that you're satisfied with.

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TopicMods are on a rampage
IfGodCouldDie
10/29/21 11:51:58 PM
#58
FLOUR posted...
Recommend some other news source and I'll shut up!
How about just shutting the fuck up?

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TopicSquid Game Halloween Costumes Banned at New York Elementary Schools
IfGodCouldDie
10/29/21 10:18:52 PM
#28
Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...
Why are elementary school aged kids watching that? Parents suck
Disagree. I let my kids watch whatever they want. The only stipulation is that my wife or I have to be watching it with them. If they are going to be watching something alone they have to log into their profiles and they respect that.

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TopicHow is Dave Chappelle The Closer still on Netflix?
IfGodCouldDie
10/29/21 10:14:41 PM
#39
tanis574 posted...
Nope just killing time at work.
Well at least we won't have to put up with your shitty views for a couple of days.

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TopicDrinking Topic 91: The procession of years. Wanton leakage.
IfGodCouldDie
10/29/21 11:24:05 AM
#47
Nice.

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TopicDrinking Topic 91: The procession of years. Wanton leakage.
IfGodCouldDie
10/29/21 10:09:01 AM
#45
So my daughter's friend had a birthday party near the beginning of the school year. It was princess themed and my daughter didn't want to wear the princess costume that she already owned and begged my wife to get her a new one. My wife said sure but it also counts as your Halloween costume. She agreed and got the princess costume, when my wife asked her if she is ready to be a princess for Halloween she said yes but you must make me an evil princess. My daughter is so cool. We ended up tearing up the dress and covering it with blood and I did her makeup to have blood running down from her eyes and everything.

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TopicPOLL: Man punches woman in NY subway because she told him to get a chill pill?
IfGodCouldDie
10/29/21 8:11:15 AM
#24
Fony posted...
Yep. it sure is. Can't police people's reaction, some people are not rational. All you can do is not talk shit and mind your own business.

And all of you wanna be knights is shining armor on the internet would have sat there and done nothing if you were there, like everyone in the video.
I mean I have a history of getting involved when I see shit going down so don't project your cowardice on to others.

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TopicPOLL: Man punches woman in NY subway because she told him to get a chill pill?
IfGodCouldDie
10/29/21 7:37:35 AM
#18
He was with his kids, probably the biggest reason he didn't get fucking jumped to be honest.

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TopicApu is BANNED
IfGodCouldDie
10/29/21 6:55:29 AM
#26
LightningAce11 posted...
Isn't he the dude that was secretly dming Sayoria asking for nudes or some shit
As far as I remember Sayoria admitted to falsifying those PMs after everything had settled down.

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TopicTIL the guy that voices Archer
IfGodCouldDie
10/29/21 5:44:56 AM
#20
YugiNoob posted...
H. Jon Benjamin >:(
Dammit you're fucking right. I'll just go hide this topic and never return.

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TopicTIL the guy that voices Archer
IfGodCouldDie
10/29/21 4:51:07 AM
#14
What_ posted...
Isnt it Jon Benjamin?
Jon H. Benjamin!

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