Lurker > Strider102

WarfireX posted...

seems like a topic a mentally balanced individual like the type of person who uses CE on a daily basis would make

That's more than 3 words.

RenescoStCewl posted...

Supposedly you will recognize them but you won't remember this life. Since you can't be sad in heaven your memories have to be erased. Basically you won't be you anymore

No sex and you'll be a shell of who you once were.

Fuck that. That isn't eternal bliss or happiness, you essentially become part of a hivemind without free will.

Well technically one does travel to a bathroom.

Unless of course they're trapped in a bathroom for eternity.

Reddit is just waiting for the gamespot/gamefaqs/red ventures merger.

RenescoStCewl posted...

Based on a google search it sounds like they believe there is no sex or marriage in heaven.

And people want to go there.

Lol

Never ever say "hi hunny" as an opener.

This is basics 101.

Pepys Monster posted...

What does this mean?

It means in heaven you'd be reunited with all your wives/husbands and for all eternity it'd be one giant orgy.

That's pocket change.

I'll take 3.

How I would react: Hahahahaha suck it, nerd!!!

How the world would react: Hahahahaha suck it, nerd!!!

What would happen: Russia launches every nuke it has aiming at sites all over the world. All while Putin screams "Who's laughing now huh, WHO'S LAUGHING NOW!!!!"

Snap, crackle, pop

On the bright side, since I'm under hypnosis, if I were to punch him in the face he could do nothing in retaliation because I'm currently being robbed of my free will.

Time to punch some antivaxxers. I have the ultimate defense in court.

Have you tried giving the fupa a good slap?

Accepting a heart of foreign origin into your body by the miracle of the modern medicine field while ignoring the vaccine to own the libs.

Live action FF7 movie with him playing Cloud Strife.

Can't wait to play this. Kinda curious what mysteries will be revealed as we go and wonder if the past will play a part again.

Yeah, for a few years. TMNT was my shit. Ghostbusters cartoon as well.

Ah, the days when cartoons were good.

2020 2 really ramping up.

Oh no, the Simian Flu has emerged.

This is the Dawn of the Planet of the Apes.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/9/0/AAPNOcAAC2LO.jpg

Expected

Not looking for one night stands.

Want a man who is dtf.

I wonder if Gilgamesh will pop out of the void seeking Chaos power.

Haven't seen him in awhile.

Ok vegan teacher

That energy should be directed more towards say people that cut down forests causing hundreds of thousands, hell even millions of animals to lose their habitats and food sources.

Same thing with polluting oceans, lakes, rivers, etc. Which affects animals as well, and potentially us if we consume it.

But no, it's only the people that enjoy a cheeseburger or fried chicken, maybe some sausage that is the problem.

I'll never give up real cheeseburgers. They taste too delicious.

Lol

But when do we kill Chaos?

So now they want us to side with another country?

Seems sus

What happened to America first?

nfearurspecimn posted...

Maybe he should just move in with his GF? This is the perfect opportunity for Duncan to gain some independence.

He can't because his GF's parents don't want him living with her and they pay her bills.

According to the lore anyway.

I see there's a video.

gunplagirl posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/8/3/AAc53qAAC2Gb.jpg
Tentacles

I'll accept that

Chunkoon

Where are the tentacles though

"Stay away from the summoner!"

Pop some popcorn, get every beer I can, climb up on the roof and watch the final show.

Yep, this is a Duncan topic alright.

Yeah but what about the magnets and microchips?

EbonTitanium posted...

But, can Microsoft make great Crash and Spyro games again?

Doubt they'll even make a Crash or Spyro game.

The disrespect to Crash.

"Game over, User wins"

Flawless victory