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pokeytrader posted...

He's enjoying Psychonauts 2 but viewership is low, so people must not like retro games. This narrative of "I'm having fun, so I don't know why support is slow" is practically a meme at this point.

>Brand new game less than a month old
>Calls it a retro game
Forget the narrative, the man himself is a living meme at this point.

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MasterVG782 posted...

So, by giving money to reach a goal, his reward to his viewers is a chance for them to give more money? I realize that a lot of streamers do have goals where they end up doing a marathon of some sort, but those streamers are usually not bitter and actually respect their viewers, unlike DSP who only sees their wallets.

Not to mention how other marathons are usually something like playing a brand new thing for 12 hours with little breaks, while DSP goes and does the same old shit for 7 hours with 4 hours worth of breaks and prestream spread out across the "marathon".

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-Spends the last half decade constantly badmouthing Mr Shitface nonstop
-Plays his newest game on stream

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pokeytrader posted...

He badly missed both goals today. I guess those new hats aren't doing it.

He sealed his fate when getting the Nazi hat, because it's going to be like the platinum vest where it's the only hat people vote for, and nobody but OIC gives a shit about the camo hats that all look too similar.

Bad_Mojo posted...

Did he say Jasper was all better? I only see the post about the Seattle Air, lol

That Seattle Air truly is magical.

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We live in a civilization.

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Fauna was right, Kronii is pretty based.

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Pi, which is also infinite in its digits.

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Holy shit this ASMR.

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Favorites: Nine Hours Nine Persons Nine Doors

Absolutely based.

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Balnazarr posted...

Oh Jasper is much better. It's all no biggie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4vbAz3-jvs

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Balnazarr posted...

Crystals in bladder is literally a death sentence. That's not something you can wait on.

He's always treated his cat like absolute trash, like how the thing needed to be drinking water from his bamboo plants at night since it's locked up in a room with absolutely fucking nothing any time Dave goes to sleep, but this really is a new low.

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So is nobody going to address how his cat has some big health issues according to him right now, but because he's such a slimeball he'd rather have it suffer for a couple days than take an emergency day off to bring it to the vet?

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LightningAce11 posted...

OIC bragged about making more sock accounts to donate money to phil.

That dude is convinced he's owning the trolls. How does he have so much money? Either he's a bored rich kid or just stupid.

Well when you give money to Dave you automatically place yourself in the latter category, so it would be both in this case.

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DeadBankerDream posted...

He actually did do some Hades and I think he might do more, but I'm not sure. From what I saw on the session and comments afterwards it functions as a vector for him to shit on Returnal the same way Ghost of Tsushima existed as an excuse for him to constantly whine about The Last of Us 2.

Even if it is him being a toxic asshole, I'd much rather have this pig play Hades and rant about another game than the brain destroying Microsoft Flight Sim streams where you might as well just be looking at Google Maps for an hour and a half while he yammers about fast food or whatever. Pretty sure his paypigs would donate more in that case also, but his paypigs are too bizarre for me to definitively make that claim.

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DeadBankerDream posted...

Yeah, I saw a clip of him basically going "I guess people are just bored by the Xbox now, I thought it would have been more interesting to people"

Which is incredibly ungrateful to the fan who exists that just up and gave him an Xbox that he bought when the console was just released and never opened.

Yeah, I'm sure that fan who 100% exists and in no way was Dave just buying an Xbox from the begathon money would be very disappointed at him dropping this shit so quick. He could be playing a whole bunch of shit on gamepass, but instead it's almost like this dumbo's picking the most boring games to stream on purpose. Like I assume this dude still hasn't touched Hades despite it just coming out on gamepass and constantly comparing Returnal to it back when he was shitting on Returnal nonstop.

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LightningAce11 posted...

Kghaleon watches the site like a hawk. He's another weirdo who worships phil and is a suspected pedo.

I'm 99% sure that you can safely scratch off the "suspected" part of that second sentence, but I can't remember the full lore, unfortunately.

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pokeytrader posted...

Realistically, he should find out what his whales want to see, and only play those games. It's clear that he hates everything and doesn't give a shit what his viewers want, so he may as well play the games that will bring in the big tips.

More Danganronpa then, considering how Pastryarchy drops $50 every single stream on those games without fail.

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Nazanir posted...

God I hope so many streamers lose viewers over this. I mean, we give Phil a lot of shit for being greedy, but all these assholes believe they are entitled to money.

Get a fucking job, at least you'll have a contract that guarantees hourly wages not influenced by outside sources.

I have no idea why the fuck anyone would want to be a streamer as a career, it's volatile as all hell given how awful the systems at Twitch and Youtube work, and when would the cutoff point for retirement be? I guess they'd have a nest egg built up, but to what end? They going to be streaming Street Fighter XI and Tekken 15 when they're 80 or some shit?

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Neo World Ends with You.

So is this a year long Reaper's game like how the Ruinbringers keep repeating the game over and over for reasons I don't know yet, is it a one week deal, or am I just in the RG altogether? 'Cause I'm fucked in the first two cases, and slightly less fucked in the third case but still fucked since the living seem to be players, like I said don't know what's going on so that might be wrong.

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16-BITTER posted...

At the very least all these movies are infinitely better than that stupid Bird Box one from shortly after

Holy shit I still can't believe how bad Birdbox was, unbelievable how often the film changes the rules of its entities and makes up brand new crappy rules to suit the plot.

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Almost forgot, to continue with the trend of strange Mario in sports cameos (although it isn't as weird as the previous example), how the two Mario Basketball games had a cactuar, moogle, ninja, and white/black mages from Final Fantasy.


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Remember that period of time where the Gamecube version of EA's sports games had playable Mario characters alongside actual sports players.

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Proto_Spark posted...

There's no way that baby stays quiet long enough to not immediately be murdered though. That's prob why the movie ends about 4 hours after the baby is born.

Didn't see the sequel I guess.

TetsuoS2 posted...

glass exists so

So does The Happening, Last Airbender, Lady in the Water, After Earth, The Visit, and The Village. Didn't see Old, don't plan to, looks on the same tier of quality and I heard the source material was lame to begin with.

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Nazanir posted...

A quote, from today's stream, presented without further comment:

"Taiwanese means it's from Thailand." -Phil

Geography master Phil at it again!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfIzlpvtmpM

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LightningAce11 posted...

Now even wingsofredemption lost his partnership.

*Sad dog whimper*
Twitch just couldn't do it, they couldn't TAKE this shit no more, man!

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When you bankrupt yourself so you can support an asshole pig who dumps all his money on collecting jpegs of sweaty shirtless guys and got out of bankruptcy by lying to the courts, banning anyone who points that out.


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LightningAce11 posted...

https://mobile.twitter.com/davy_davyson/status/1418633998587383809

Old man trashes Olympics.

His racism towards Japan has no end.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4w1BGVCZsjs
That EVO Tournament from way back when really is his Vietnam, isn't it.

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pokeytrader posted...

He's noticeably more unhinged than he was even just a couple years ago. He can't relate a simple event like making a meal without coming across as a complete moron.

That tale of his where he somehow failed to make fucking Hamburger Helper properly is pure gold dust.


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I really wish that there were more DSP YTPs out there, the ones that exist are pretty gold.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdeJ_Z6a-cE

Slayer_22 posted...

What's LIMB?

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pokeytrader posted...

Troll tipping is obviously dumb, but since most of DSP's income these days comes from big tips made by whales, I don't think it makes a difference the way it used to. I don't know what Snowkarl's deal is, but he is pretty good at baiting DSP into long-winded rants.

He literally considers the minimum tip pittance if that one Danganronpa stream was any indication, Snowkarl can go bait out as many hilarious 20 minute rants as he can with his $1.30 for all I care.

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Wow, what a coincidence that after a big begathon he gets gifted a sealed Xbox Series X!

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https://youtu.be/nS95FfAwZxE

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Dave should really sue Warner Bros one of these days for using his likeness without his permission in the upcoming Space Jam sequel.


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Nazanir posted...

We did, the bankruptcy filing. Phil listed 5.000 dollars in business expenses, yet never specified what those were.

Look, of coursehe buys games, but nowhere near 5k a month. With that kind of money he could buy a top of the line PC every month and still have 2k left.

So something isn't adding up. He doesn't seem like a drug addict, so yeah coupled with what we've seen about the gacha game, it's safe to say he is whaling for that game.

Speaking of which:

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1411963839592075267?s=19

Wow, a game he's currently playing/already played twice, a game he's already played, a game he hates, and a game he's already played, what an amazing selection that will surely bring out the whales.

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I Like Toast posted...

"No one cares about this thing i'm talking about, right guys, DAE hate D&D for not holding GRRM hostage and making him finish writing the books. THOSE FUCKING HACKS!!!!" ~ op

The old man needs to pick up the pace, at the rate he's going he's writing one page a year at best, is over 70, and still has 2 more 1.5k page books to complete.

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Zero_Destroyer posted...

lightning's banned now too

kekw

Holy shit the mods are actually based for once.

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Dark_SilverX posted...

thank you facebook for allowing me to think again

One forfeits that right when they decide to regularly use Facebook.

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Conflict posted...

Why even censor the usernames

Because some of those people still post on this site and will most likely try to wrongfully report me for harassment, and I have never won a single dispute despite being moderated for the most horseshit reasons at times so I don't even want to bother with those shenanigans.

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CalypsoDoom posted...

far better than the diet 4chan here

Imagine unironically thinking this is a diet 4chan when shit like this pops up on a regular basis.





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WallStreetWolf posted...

On one hand he clearly was trying to say negative so it is genuinely unfair. But we all know he really is racist and has even used the word before so in a sense he does deserve this

Not to mention how he's violated tos on a near daily basis for years now with little heard from twitch, yet his mouth visibly malfunctioning in a way where it's clear he's not even trying to say the gamer word gets a suspension in an hour. Dude should unironically use this as an excuse to hop ship to youtube like he should have back when twitch cut him last month, that would be a time when the clock is right twice a day.

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Dave banned for 7 days for accidentally saying the n word when trying to say "negative". I have no idea how the fuck you manage that, but he somehow managed to do it.


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Balnazarr posted...

Oh hey DSP got his Twitch payout! Thanks for the money dummys! Ack ack ack! Oh, he is now retconning it and said he always knew it was and if you disagree you're a troll and LIMB'd. Oh and all this money? Might get him through the week! Once again his paypigs are morons. They'll still donate to him to "stick it to the haters".

That's great of him, looks like he won't have to constantly beg his paypigs for more tips and get tahxic when the tips goal isn't reached, right? Right?


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DeadBankerDream posted...

He said he has to ask for 3k because he can't just change his lifestyle to use less money that fast

He sure can, it's called quitting WWE Champions.


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Balnazarr posted...

LOL $3000 tips goal.

Holy shit, absolutely shameless.


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-Game is 25+ hours or so
-Less than half of that is actual gameplay
-Story and pacing are bad, excruciatingly so for the pacing
It's a masterpiece in the same universe that I'm Jeff Bezos.


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Jetblackmoon posted...

There's no way you're taking Kairi's heart!

Squall28 posted...

It is I, Ansem!
*duck noises*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8nNH6h5nJg

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LightningAce11 posted...

8 hour marathon for mass effect. What will be the tips goal?

Probably $2k, his greed has been absolutely unreal recently.

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Dragon Ball Z, Pokemon, and Sailor Moon.

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New Yorker status means I got fucked in the crypto game.

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