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TopicCE's Cats #5
TwoBit_Samurai
09/01/21 12:29:20 PM
#346


The main bathroom attaches to our bedroom, and this was the first thing I noticed when my wife turned on the light this morning. He just sits and stares through the mirror.

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicRIP Bobby Eaton
TwoBit_Samurai
08/05/21 11:02:37 AM
#5
He was the exact opposite of every wrestler I have heard stories of. Never heard a bad thing about him, and everyone says he went out of his way to help others out.

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicImagine being a doctor and treating da people who choose to be unvaccinated
TwoBit_Samurai
08/05/21 6:56:12 AM
#2
At least I would be able to quote Ivan Drago every day

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicWhat are you reading, CE?
TwoBit_Samurai
08/04/21 10:12:20 PM
#25
Words of Radiance, I just finished the Way of Kings

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicMantis shrimp punched through a guy's boot and made his foot bleed
TwoBit_Samurai
08/04/21 8:39:17 AM
#12
Strider102 posted...
*lays it right below his balls*

Humans learn nothing.

This. That shrimp was about to use his balls as a speed bag

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicNobody cares but Samurai Warriors 5 is good.
TwoBit_Samurai
08/03/21 5:22:08 AM
#16
I went back and replayed Dynasty Warriors 3 and 4 recently. Do the peons actually attack in this game, like the older ones? Or stand there and wait to be killed?

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicLooking back at it, lifting the mask mandate was a bad idea huh?
TwoBit_Samurai
08/02/21 3:52:29 PM
#10
What's really bad (for us in S.C.) is that the governor claims there is no way to enforce masking, so he will not make another mandate, no matter how bad it gets.

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicEstimate the probability that you'll still be working the same job...
TwoBit_Samurai
08/02/21 3:49:15 PM
#18
50

I am on year to year contracts in I.T. for a school district. I enjoy what I do, but if something better comes along I will go for it. Hard to say how the year will go with Delta.

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicWould you date WWE superstar Sasha Banks
TwoBit_Samurai
08/02/21 9:46:06 AM
#3
No, she is happily married (last I have seen) and so am I.

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicWhat would your username be if you evolved?
TwoBit_Samurai
08/02/21 9:45:18 AM
#27
FourBit_Shogun

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicAnger mounts as Biden and Congress allow eviction ban to expire
TwoBit_Samurai
08/02/21 9:44:36 AM
#6
Republicans vs Democrats - Whoever wins, we lose

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicImagine practicing for a giant video game tournament for 5 years.
TwoBit_Samurai
08/02/21 9:43:04 AM
#13
Ryuko_Chan posted...
except if you fuck up in a video game tournament the worse that happens is you feel like a noob

theres no risk of bodily harm

Hey now. There are a lot of obese gamers that are putting hearts at risk everytime they turn on a PC/Console.

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicShould I level a third job in FFXIV?
TwoBit_Samurai
07/28/21 7:13:01 PM
#2
I would say yes. Especially with that exp buff

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicWorst physical pain of your life
TwoBit_Samurai
07/27/21 6:27:32 PM
#157
Infected tooth that I let go too long. Never had pain so bad that it would wake me up minutes after I fall asleep. I didn't really sleep in days, and fell asleep during the root canal since it was numbed

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicDr. Fauci: "US is going in the wrong direction with COVID"
TwoBit_Samurai
07/26/21 9:35:28 AM
#60
I'm fully vaccinated, and am the only one currently still wearing a mask at work

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
Topicwould the lowest tier character from the last fighting game you played
TwoBit_Samurai
07/16/21 8:21:18 PM
#3
Guilty Gear Strive - yeah, anyone in that game would have an easy time of it.

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicNeon's Best Boobs in Gaming Tournament >_> Day 1a: Mythra vs. Sorceress
TwoBit_Samurai
07/04/21 6:38:07 AM
#18
Disappointed at the lack of Ken, due to the long running Ken's Breasts topic from the Zone of the Enders 2 board

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/561586-zone-of-the-enders-the-2nd-runner/57375459

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicAsmongold is literally breaking FF14 right now
TwoBit_Samurai
07/03/21 4:24:09 PM
#11
I came across one of his "Mount off" videos before, and he just seemed like an asshole. He treated his viewers like shit and wasn't remotely entertaining.

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicOnly real 90s NBA kids remember this
TwoBit_Samurai
06/30/21 1:08:31 PM
#8
Ewing on the Sonics is terrible. Like Olajuwon on the Raptors

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicI subscribed to a pregnant women's OF once.
TwoBit_Samurai
06/30/21 8:35:40 AM
#8
You're pretty sick, Chubbs

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicMan arrested for random machete attack
TwoBit_Samurai
06/30/21 8:27:02 AM
#1
https://www.live5news.com/2021/06/29/graphic-machete-attack-victim-says-suspect-swung-his-head/

I still live in this town for 2 more weeks. It has went to absolute shit, very quickly over the last year or so.

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicAsuka
TwoBit_Samurai
06/29/21 7:40:22 AM
#26
WWE Asuka is best Asuka

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicWhen's the last time you got modded on this site?
TwoBit_Samurai
06/25/21 1:46:05 PM
#5
A few months back. Someone was asking about playing old Snes games. I suggested just emulating them instead of tracking down overpriced cartridges

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicWhich is your favorite frozen pizza?
TwoBit_Samurai
06/25/21 1:44:24 PM
#3
Tostinos cheese

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicBillie Eilish. Do you guys like her overall?
TwoBit_Samurai
06/22/21 2:05:16 PM
#11
I am too old to know much of anything about her, except for what I see posted about her. Saw someone saying she was a racist though.

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicI got a zoom job interview in 1 hour
TwoBit_Samurai
06/22/21 2:03:37 PM
#4
I hate interviewing as it is, but for me a Zoom interview was somehow worse. It was also with an entire panel, so it had me very anxious.

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicDid anyone else get an extra check from the government for unemployment taxes?
TwoBit_Samurai
06/22/21 9:25:17 AM
#3
Yeah I guess that's it. We did our taxes pretty early.

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicDid anyone else get an extra check from the government for unemployment taxes?
TwoBit_Samurai
06/22/21 8:22:27 AM
#1
I lost my job at the start of the pandemic, and was on unemployment for 3 months. Yesterday I got another tax return check for $900 because they may have been taxing my checks too much during unemployment.

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicViz has started their Fist of the North Star hardcover run.
TwoBit_Samurai
06/22/21 8:07:44 AM
#4
Are these similar to the Deluxe Edition Berserk books?

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicCar adivce?
TwoBit_Samurai
06/22/21 7:43:55 AM
#7
I put down a similar number, maybe a couple thousand more, and picked up a 2016 Civic a couple of years ago. I believe I owed about 10K after the down payment. It has been very reliable. It was a replacement for a 2012 Challenger, which gave nothing but computer issues. It was bad enough that I will never look into another Dodge again.

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
Topiccyberpunk is back on psn again
TwoBit_Samurai
06/22/21 7:39:04 AM
#2
Hopefully this means the PS5 version is getting near

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicPost your 3 favorite games and I'll rate ya
TwoBit_Samurai
06/18/21 7:07:40 PM
#11
Bloodborne
Earthbound
Contra

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicStop calling him Chaos. His name is Garland
TwoBit_Samurai
06/15/21 11:20:23 AM
#8
A lot of people going to get knocked down for referring to Garland as Chaos.

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicWhat the fuck is going on with real estate
TwoBit_Samurai
06/14/21 10:03:18 AM
#2
It's why I haven't purchased a house yet. Not going to get in a bidding war with people that are putting in offers over the initial asking price.

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicC/D: Flies are the most annoying useless pests.
TwoBit_Samurai
06/11/21 4:27:55 PM
#23
Lonestar2000 posted...
D, fleas are the worst.

Fleas are the worst to me too. We have several cats, and took in an abused stray. He had the worst case of fleas. It of course spread to our other cats, and we couldn't find a proper flea medicine to get rid of them. Worst of all is that fleas can carry tapeworms. If a cat eats one of these fleas, prepare to have little white worm segments crawling out of your cats ass. We went through so much tapeworm and flea medicine that summer.

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
Topic$5 coupon and a slap in the face or
TwoBit_Samurai
06/09/21 10:56:43 PM
#6
yunalenne10 posted...
Who's slapping my face though?

That fat bearded slapping contest guy

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
Topic*Marks no pickles on Burger King app AND repeats this to the drive thru lady*
TwoBit_Samurai
06/09/21 10:50:52 PM
#24
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
What are you talking about? Fast food places pay the same. I'm not expecting any customer service to be perfect, but when an industry consistently fucks up orders more often than not, what the fuck warrants a raise?

I guess I should go into work tomorrow and say "Heyyy I could really crash the servers today unless I get a raise"


I am saying that they are payed a worthless amount of money, so of course they aren't going to be motivated to get your order correct 100% of the time. There aren't enough people willing to do fast food at the current rate of pay, much less people that care about getting things correct, or even being polite.

If they made enough money to live on, the job would be more in demand. Managers would actually be able to punish an employee for no showing a shift, or for being rude to a customer etc.

Until fast food employees make more money just be prepared to get shity service.

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
Topic*Marks no pickles on Burger King app AND repeats this to the drive thru lady*
TwoBit_Samurai
06/09/21 10:42:40 PM
#22
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
It wasn't a shit post at all. They DEMAND a raise and still fuck orders up. Like that one guy said, some do it on purpose. Fuck that!

To be fair, at that point we all made $5.15 an hour, and were high school kids working the dinner rush after school.

If people were payed more, I feel like they would worry about losing the job. As it is now, you lose a job at McDonald's, I am sure there is a Burger King across the street hiring for all shifts.

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
Topic*Marks no pickles on Burger King app AND repeats this to the drive thru lady*
TwoBit_Samurai
06/09/21 10:36:11 PM
#14
I worked at a lot of fast food places back in the late 90s, and we always had that one asshole that thought it was funny to fuck up someone's order on purpose.

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicWhat were your favorite cartoons as a kid that don't get much appriciation now?
TwoBit_Samurai
06/09/21 2:54:39 PM
#14
Dinosaucers
Captain N the Game Master


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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicGetting Five Guys for dinner - Any advice?
TwoBit_Samurai
05/23/21 6:57:23 PM
#14
Make your own burger at home with some Montreal steak seasoning and worcestershire sauce

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicMotion sickness from PS VR
TwoBit_Samurai
05/23/21 6:53:59 PM
#4
I made the mistake of trying to power thru it. Ended up pale and sick for a few hours afterward

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicGuys take a guess who I am
TwoBit_Samurai
05/23/21 6:52:53 PM
#4
I didn't get it until "I'm pressing buttons!!"

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicHow southern are you?
TwoBit_Samurai
05/23/21 6:13:08 PM
#34
11 and I have been living in S.C. for the last 18 years.

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicTaco Bell. Trash?
TwoBit_Samurai
05/19/21 2:26:48 PM
#11
It used to taste better back around 2000 or so.

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
TopicI'm 26 years old with no kids... feel like I'm falling behind
TwoBit_Samurai
05/17/21 11:41:47 AM
#70
awesome999 posted...
Having no kids is a blessing

Agree. Dual income, no kids is amazing

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Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo
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