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I can only imagine how out of shape some of you are if you consider fast food backbreaking labor. Jesus Christ!

hockeybub89 posted...

lol. Like some countries require military service, America should require every citizen to work one of these jobs for a year or two. It would give them some fucking perspective and maybe some goddamn empathy.

Ive worked at Wendys for nearly a year back in high school.

Slapping a patty on a bun, dropping fries in a fryer, and pushing buttons on a register is considered hard now?

When I summoned that godly succubus and we made hot, passionate love all night long. I felt the spirit of god deep inside me

Gender-swap me, Capn!

Persona 5, obviously

Makeveli_lives posted...

Can we stop caring about Peter so much and go HAM on Miles now? That's all I want honestly.

No Way Home should end with MCUs Sinister Five (Doc Ock, Electro, Mysterio, Vulture, Scorpion) tearing Peter Parker to shreds.

And better than ever!

Intro2Logic posted...

Did they make the Backyard sports games?

Yes

Hideous. Id need to be blacked out drunk to even stomach her

2 weeks ago

Made a Spider-Man: No Way Home trailer discussion topic and asked when the trailer was gonna drop in the OP.

1 year of community service

Backyard Baseball was the shit

Bunch of betas ITT

A boy and a girl were sitting on the couch watching TV. The girl then turns to the boy and says I hate you. The boys eyes fill with rage and he wraps his hands around the girls throat, squeezing with all his might. The girl struggles, but finally builds up the strength to let out one last breath: April Fools

The boy stares at the girls lifeless body laying on the couch with tears running down his face. He rushes over to the calendar on the wall and sees todays date: April 1st

A boy was polishing his new car. His girlfriend picked up a stone and started scratching lines on the side of the car. The boy got angry, took the girls hand, and hit it many times, not realizing he still had the wrench in his hand.

At the hospital, the girl asked the boy, Baby, when will my hands grow back?

The boy was so hurt that he went back to the car and started kicking the side of it many times. Sitting back, he looks at the scratches that the girl made, and it says: I love you baby

A boy was dating a girl who always hurt him.

One day, she broke up with him and told him, "I don't ever want to see you again."

A few months later, the girl had a change of heart. She realized that she loved the boy, so she went back and to him and said, "Give me just one more chance. I love you and I need you. I promise that I will never hurt you again."

But the boy just laughed and said to her, "Only a fool would take back someone who hurt them so much."

The girl felt hopeless and began to cry, but the boy put his arms around her, held her tightly and said, "...and I am one of those fools.

People who complain about Gokus OG Japanese voice are the same people who like that crappy Rock the Dragon intro. They shouldnt be taken seriously.

A girl wanted a ring. But the boy gave her a
teddy bear instead. In anger, the girl threw the teddy bear on the road. The boy went to get the teddy bear, but was hit by a on coming car and died instead. At his funeral, the girl hugged the bear and the machine in it spoke: Will you marry me?. Guess what she found: A ring inside it

A boy had cancer and only one month to live. He liked a girl working in a CD shop very much, but he did not tell her about his love for her. Everyday he went to the CD shop and bought a CD just so he could talk to her. After a month, he died.

When the girl went his home and asked about him, his mom told her that he died and took her to his room. She saw that all the CDs were unopened. The girl cried and cried. Finally she died after a month.

You know why she cried?

Because she had kept her own love letters inside the CD packs. She also loved him.

I could have gotten a moderation overturned on my alt account if you were allowed to dispute suspensions. I posted a picture of the lead singer of Superorganism and asked CE if they would smash, and everybody thought it was a picture of a 10 year old Japanese girl so I got banned.

Payzmaykr posted...

No. The bad ones stand out more, but its completely false. Cops are humans. Some humans are good people who want to help out and some are douchebags who seek positions of power to abuse others.

I honestly believe that most cops arent bad people, but theyre really grey area. Sure, you might have saved someones life in the same night that your ruined someones life over having a joint roach on the floor of the car, so a lot of them are sort of... neither.

wut

There was a blind girl who was filled with animosity and despised the word. She didn't have many friends, just a boyfriend who loved her deeply like no one else. She always used to say that she'd marry him if she could see him. Suddenly, one day someone donated her a pair of eyes.

And that's when she finally saw her boyfriend. She was astonished to see that her boyfriend was also blind. He told her, "You can see me now. Can we get married?". She replied, "And do what? We'd never be happy. I have my eye sight now, but you're still blind. It won't work out, I'm sorry."

With a tear in his eye and a smile on his face, he meekly said, "I understand. I just want you to always be happy. Take care of yourself, and my eyes."

A girl and a boy were driving in a car. Suddenly, the boy stopped the car and asked the girl to step out of the vehicle, without any explanation. The girl got pissed, removed all her facebooks and ripped all the photos. The next day the girl heard that the boy had died, as he had driven into a wall. The boy had noticed that there was a wall in front of them, had stopped the car, and saved the girls life before he had driven into the wall.

A boy gave his girlfriend a challenge to live one day without him. No communication at all and if she passed, he would love her forever. The girl agreed. She didnt text nor call him for a whole day not knowing that her boyfriend only had 24 hours to live because he was dying from cancer. The next day, she excitedly went to her boyfriends house. I did it, baby!, but tears fell from her face as she saw her boyfriend lying in a coffin with a note: You did it babynow please do it every day

Thats not funny. My dad died that way.

A boy and a girl were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down! I'm scared!
Boy: No, this is fun!
Girl: No its not! Please, it's too scary!
Boy: Then tell me that you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you! Slow down!
Boy: Now give me a big hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Boy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on? It's bugging me

In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on the motorcycle, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the boy realized that his brakes failed, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her say that she loved him, felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so she would live even though it meant he would die!

One night a boy and a girl were driving home from a movie. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed and that it was time to move on.

A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket and passed her a folded note.

At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived.

Remembering the note, she pulled it out and read it: Without your love I would die!

She asked him if he wanted to be with her forever and he said no. She then asked him if he would cry if she were to walk away, and once again he said no. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face, the boy grabbed her arm and said "Not pretty, you're beautiful. I don't want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked awayId die

Tattoos? That monster!

ssj3vegeta_ posted...

https://www.tmz.com/2021/06/21/chris-brown-suspect-battery-investigation-slapped-weave-off/

Why is it so hard for him to respect women

He has as much respect for women as your typical niceguy

Have fun getting evicted, TC!

but he wont do THAT!

How old are you?
How did this happen?
Are you a hygienic person?

That game is sooooo last year.

Fucked my tiny Chinese girlfriend from behind Friday night.

Air Raid

a

Nah. I took my girlfriend to pound town last night

AlmightyCheeks posted...

Learn what racism is please. Thank you

Can you please elaborate on what makes them lamer?

Throw yacht parties year round.

Compsognathus posted...

Probably never. Miles hasn't replaced Peter in the comics.

Remember when Sam Wilson permanently replaced Steve Rogers in the comics as Captain America? No? Well here we are though.

The MCU and Earth-616 are two separate universes.

AlmightyCheeks posted...

We dont need 2 lamer versions of heroes

Please try to abstain from using blatant racism in my topic please. Thank you.

With Sam Wilson finally picking up the mantle of Captain America, I feel like its time.

Mannequin Pussy - Perfect
https://youtu.be/_qnvvya2Qhk

Tell me are you a badfish too

It was rare when I ate it, but now it smells well done