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Topic | Milana Vayntrub: ''Uhh, that was j***. Why, what did you think it was? |
NeonOctopus 03/26/21 7:55:48 AM #23 | |
Topic | A n i m e |
NeonOctopus 03/26/21 7:53:37 AM #108 | |
Topic | I'll get you bitch! |
NeonOctopus 03/26/21 7:40:50 AM #7 | |
Topic | If I had to have 1 single waifu ever, it'd be Ayame from Shimoneta >_> |
NeonOctopus 03/26/21 6:27:26 AM #31 | AlisLandale posted... Raunchy anime comedies? Have you seen Yamadas First Time?No what's that about? --- |
Topic | If I had to have 1 single waifu ever, it'd be Ayame from Shimoneta >_> |
NeonOctopus 03/26/21 6:18:53 AM #29 | In the anime adaptation, they made her boobs bigger >_> But that's okay. She has the heart and passion of a big boobed woman regardless and sometimes that's just as good --- |
Topic | If I had to have 1 single waifu ever, it'd be Ayame from Shimoneta >_> |
NeonOctopus 03/26/21 3:24:36 AM #28 | |
Topic | Do straight women think it's ok to grab each other's boobs? |
NeonOctopus 03/25/21 11:39:35 PM #40 | Choco posted... wtfwhat do you mean wtf? You're weird --- |
Topic | New cheat code discovered in Kirby 64 |
NeonOctopus 03/25/21 11:35:21 PM #7 | |
Topic | Milana Vayntrub: ''Uhh, that was j***. Why, what did you think it was? |
NeonOctopus 03/25/21 11:17:25 PM #22 | BeyondWalls posted... Wont let me see it without downloading the app.Same. What the fuck is this nonsense? --- |
Topic | Alabama Teacher says it was her CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT to have SEX with STUDENTS!! |
NeonOctopus 03/25/21 11:14:06 PM #27 | |
Topic | Hefty Girls Wanted - Actual 1930's ad for female police officers |
NeonOctopus 03/25/21 5:11:26 PM #14 | Can never marry but must also be good looking lol --- |
Topic | relax for a minute |
NeonOctopus 03/25/21 3:43:56 PM #10 | |
Topic | Olive Garden to pay wait staff $10-11/hour + tips |
NeonOctopus 03/25/21 3:39:15 PM #9 | I have had a good deal of success in my dating/sex life and figured I could pass on some tips to lonely CEmen that have had some problems in the past. You've heard the D.E.N.N.I.S. Method from It's Always Sunny and I figured I'd fit my own seduction method into a paradigm like this. Behold: The S.H.I.N.O.B.I. Method My method makes the assumption that you have already met a woman and have her number, which I feel is the easy part because it can just be a girl you matched with through online dating or met in a group project or something. Anyway: 1. S - Send Vague Text Responses Girls eat this shit up. Don't give her any definite responses or make her feel like she's worth any more time than a text message. If you are too much of a "nice guy" then normally the girl gets turned off, but you can't be a dick either. You need to be aloof; this girl KNOWS she can pull a thousand guys on Tinder in fifteen minutes, but if you aren't acting thirsty it will instantly elevate you above them. 2. H - Have Her Meet You For Dinner at Olive Garden Olive Garden is the perfect casual dining experience. It is nice enough that it will feel like an actual date, but not too nice that your date is intimidated. It also offers ample parking. Make sure that you drive separately; this is important later on. 3. I - Indicate That You Would Like a Round of Breadsticks for the Table As soon as the waitress attends to your table, order a round of Breadsticks. The Breadsticks are not only free, but they are unlimited, and that will be key here. As many of you know, I am a huge Amiibo collector, so I find it important to let the waitress know right away that you want the Breadsticks, as there will not be any wasted time. 4. N - Never Let the Waitress See You Taking Breadsticks Out of the Restaurant Once your have received your basket of Breadsticks, you may empty them all out into your jacket pockets, but as this is uncomfortable, you will want to make sure you take trips to your car periodically to unload. This is where it becomes key that you drove to the restaurant separately. Make sure the wait staff does not see you leaving to unload either, or they will kick you out (has happened to me on rare occasions). 5. O - Order More Breadsticks As soon as the waitress comes back, say "nummy nummy, breadsticks in me tummy, yummy yummy, more more!" or something to that nature. The waitress will think you are a big fat fuck and likely go back to provide more, as Olive Garden provides these Breadsticks for free and the restaurants are insured for thousands anyway (so they aren't taking a financial hit from the Breastick losses). 6. B - Bring a Trash Bag to Store Breadsticks This part is key. You can only go out to your car so many times before you begin to rouse suspicion. I like to use the "Oh, I left my dog chained outside of the restaurant, better bring him water this time!" or "Methinks I have left my child in the hot car! Daddy's coming!" However, too many trips will start to get you looks, so bring a trash bag to fill up with Breadsticks (under your table). 7. I - Immediately Leave the Restaurant After Your Bag is Full Once the bag is full, you can no longer unload in your car, so it is time to leave. If you have done this correctly, your bill will be $0.00 and you will have a car loaded with warm, garlic and parmesan covered baked goods. From there, you can use these Breadsticks to make sandwiches for the month. I hope this advice helps some of you CEmen, because I know dating is hard and it's sometimes nerve wracking knowing how to behave on a first date. --- |
Topic | ITT: You cringe, you lose >_> |
NeonOctopus 03/25/21 3:35:47 PM #86 | |
Topic | reminder that Finn x Poe should have been a thing |
NeonOctopus 03/25/21 3:34:59 PM #7 | YourLovelyTina posted... oh, there were those random chicks who kissed each other in TROS so I guess that makes it all better, huh?That shot of it was so fucking quick. You could tell some of the higher ups were not comfortable putting that in lol --- |
Topic | If I had to have 1 single waifu ever, it'd be Ayame from Shimoneta >_> |
NeonOctopus 03/25/21 3:28:48 PM #27 | OffTempo posted... Bad has never stopped meaning cool/hotit did here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZErvASwdlU --- |
Topic | Damn, 80s music in Japan is pretty relaxing >_> |
NeonOctopus 03/25/21 3:28:03 PM #28 | |
Topic | Stock Market General #29 |
NeonOctopus 03/25/21 3:25:22 PM #331 | This is why you only invest what you can afford to lose >_> --- |
Topic | If I had to have 1 single waifu ever, it'd be Ayame from Shimoneta >_> |
NeonOctopus 03/25/21 3:24:19 PM #25 | OffTempo posted... Ay yo she kinda bad ngllike the 90s bad where "bad" is cool or are you calling my waifu trash!? --- |
Topic | If I had to have 1 single waifu ever, it'd be Ayame from Shimoneta >_> |
NeonOctopus 03/25/21 3:21:06 PM #23 | Man, I really should rewatch Shimoneta lol --- |
Topic | If I had to have 1 single waifu ever, it'd be Ayame from Shimoneta >_> |
NeonOctopus 03/25/21 3:14:08 PM #21 | |
Topic | You're hanging out with your bro when he slaps his mom's ass >_> |
NeonOctopus 03/25/21 3:10:05 PM #26 | Lost_All_Senses posted... My cousin makes sexual passes at my mom all the time. Wish I was lying. It's hilarious thoIs your mom hot? --- |
Topic | I'll get you bitch! |
NeonOctopus 03/25/21 3:04:16 PM #5 | Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! --- |
Topic | You're hanging out with your bro when he slaps his mom's ass >_> |
NeonOctopus 03/25/21 3:03:55 PM #22 | OffTempo posted... when the link isn't working T-TYou need to be pure of heart and love boobs in order to see it. or just use a browser that supports webms >_> --- |
Topic | If I had to have 1 single waifu ever, it'd be Ayame from Shimoneta >_> |
NeonOctopus 03/25/21 2:59:26 PM #19 | |
Topic | If I had to have 1 single waifu ever, it'd be Ayame from Shimoneta >_> |
NeonOctopus 03/25/21 2:54:23 PM #17 | I like how the credits in one of the episodes of Shimoneta give you a recipe on how to make a fleshlight in your kitchen with potato starch https://youtu.be/1ljjsKpapP8?t=25 https://imgur.com/a/5v7bX#FsJbYN3 It also has "that pool" as the back drop >_> https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/that-pool What a great show --- |
Topic | A n i m e |
NeonOctopus 03/25/21 2:50:59 PM #107 | |
Topic | Tharja Thursdays |
NeonOctopus 03/25/21 2:43:28 PM #54 | SSJGrimReaper posted... will there be non weeb waifusDoes 80s April O'Neal count as a non-weeb waifu? --- |
Topic | You're hanging out with your bro when he slaps his mom's ass >_> |
NeonOctopus 03/25/21 2:38:35 PM #14 | |
Topic | I'll get you bitch! |
NeonOctopus 03/25/21 2:37:27 PM #2 | But seriously how did he shrug that off? >_> Drugs? --- |
Topic | Tharja Thursdays |
NeonOctopus 03/25/21 2:33:47 PM #50 | Turbam posted... Well...maybe I could make a waifu discord...Dude I don't use discord but I'll hop aboard if you do that lol --- |
Topic | If I had to have 1 single waifu ever, it'd be Ayame from Shimoneta >_> |
NeonOctopus 03/25/21 2:25:13 PM #16 | Added it to my anime backlog >_> --- |
Topic | A n i m e |
NeonOctopus 03/25/21 2:15:01 PM #106 | |
Topic | A n i m e |
NeonOctopus 03/25/21 2:13:24 PM #105 | |
Topic | ITT: You cringe, you lose >_> |
NeonOctopus 03/25/21 2:09:35 PM #85 | |
Topic | A n i m e |
NeonOctopus 03/25/21 2:05:47 PM #103 | |
Topic | A n i m e |
NeonOctopus 03/25/21 2:02:13 PM #102 | |
Topic | CjayC was my best friend |
NeonOctopus 03/25/21 1:57:49 PM #6 | |
Topic | If I had to have 1 single waifu ever, it'd be Ayame from Shimoneta >_> |
NeonOctopus 03/25/21 1:56:33 PM #13 | I watched Gurren Lagann and I like it but MAN it has some slow ass parts at times. Gurren Lagann has higher highs but lower lows, while Kill la Kill is more balanced. I personally like Kill la Kill more --- |
Topic | CjayC was my best friend |
NeonOctopus 03/25/21 1:55:24 PM #4 | Was he really a principal in a school? --- |
Topic | If I had to have 1 single waifu ever, it'd be Ayame from Shimoneta >_> |
NeonOctopus 03/25/21 1:53:32 PM #11 | Turbam posted... You ever see Panty and Stocking Neon?I need to watch that one too Recommend more raunchy comedy animes >_> --- |
Topic | If I had to have 1 single waifu ever, it'd be Ayame from Shimoneta >_> |
NeonOctopus 03/25/21 1:53:10 PM #9 | DeathVelvien posted... As I recall, they didn't get approval for a second season, so they had to wrap shit up quick or something. Presumably the light novels it's based off of don't wrap up that last arc so weirdly.I hope so. I haven't watched it in a while, but I remember the show basically ended early and the last 2ish episodes was just some random shenanigans that came out of nowhere >_> --- |
Topic | If I had to have 1 single waifu ever, it'd be Ayame from Shimoneta >_> |
NeonOctopus 03/25/21 1:51:54 PM #7 | ApherosyLove posted... Do you have a list? Can I see it?I haven't seen a lot of anime in life >_> But if you love raunchy comedy anime, then I recommend these: Prison School Kill la Kill Shimoneta DNA2 Grand Blue Ebichu Plastic Nee-san I haven't seen Konosuba, but apparently it's pretty great and in the vein of these too --- |
Topic | If I had to have 1 single waifu ever, it'd be Ayame from Shimoneta >_> |
NeonOctopus 03/25/21 1:46:44 PM #4 | ApherosyLove posted... wtf this sounds amazingShimoneta is pretty good. I don't like the ending cuz it's kinda random, but overall I liked it a lot. Definitely a Neon-approved anime >_> I should really read the manga cuz the anime only covers half the manga's story. --- |
Topic | If I had to have 1 single waifu ever, it'd be Ayame from Shimoneta >_> |
NeonOctopus 03/25/21 1:43:45 PM #2 | In a world where dirty jokes and sexual imagery is illegal, she leads a resistance group to spread the joy and happiness that gleefully spreading dirty jokes it. https://s4.gifyu.com/images/Ayame-Kajou-13.gif I want to make sweet love to her and then giggle at dirty jokes with her afterwards. Literally the best girl ever ever >_> How could anyone not love her!? https://s4.gifyu.com/images/Ayame-Kajou-1fb1709fcc85857a3.gif https://s4.gifyu.com/images/Ayame-Kajou-2.gif https://s4.gifyu.com/images/Ayame-Kajou-3.gif https://s4.gifyu.com/images/Ayame-Kajou-5.gif https://s4.gifyu.com/images/Ayame-Kajou-6.gif https://s4.gifyu.com/images/Ayame-Kajou-7.gif https://s4.gifyu.com/images/Ayame-Kajou-9.gif https://s4.gifyu.com/images/Ayame-Kajou-10.gif https://s4.gifyu.com/images/Ayame-Kajou-11.gif https://s4.gifyu.com/images/Ayame-Kajou-12.gif https://s4.gifyu.com/images/Ayame-Kajou-15.gif --- |
Topic | If I had to have 1 single waifu ever, it'd be Ayame from Shimoneta >_> |
NeonOctopus 03/25/21 1:43:42 PM #1 | |
Topic | Stock Market General #29 |
NeonOctopus 03/25/21 1:19:02 PM #310 | ENZC needs to reach .44 for me to break even >_> --- |
Topic | A n i m e |
NeonOctopus 03/25/21 1:14:45 PM #100 | |
Topic | Do straight women think it's ok to grab each other's boobs? |
NeonOctopus 03/25/21 1:11:51 PM #30 | Me and friends smack each others' asses all the time or squeeze our pecs and just laugh about it >_> idk if chicks do the same thing but bros definitely do --- |
Topic | Do straight women think it's ok to grab each other's boobs? |
NeonOctopus 03/25/21 1:10:36 PM #29 | |
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