Lurker > LightningAce11

@Error1355 post a zoomed in pic of one of the audience members.

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Thought this was a duncan topic.

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cringe

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Goatsensation posted...

They thought I was insinuating someone was fat for ending the post with snorlax

link???

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Goatsensation posted...

I tried to do my Pokemon gimmick on resetera and was banned pretty much immediately

For what reason?

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spikethedevil posted...

His entire business model was making money off of other peoples IPs so fuck him.

How is that different from what youtubers or streamers do?

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Use rhyhorn.

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WableAolfSangel

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https://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyDesign/comments/obzt40/who_put_this_thing_in_a_public_place/

Jeez

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Smashingpmkns posted...

Is LTG a CE only obsession? cuz he barely has followers or subs on his social media. Why is he so popular lol

Controversy, really.

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LTG also said he didn't want any daughters because he would not be able to get them having sex off his mind.

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Over him.

https://mobile.twitter.com/SparrowsAlive/status/1409949917645205507

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He comes off as reasonable and correct, so the comment section is full of idiots hating him.

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Well?

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Why isn't there a punisher esque vigilante for these types of people?

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Tips goal has been raised to 150 because people stop contributing once the 100 goal is met.

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Didn't Sanderson finish this series? Was there a noticeable change?

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Damn

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Fiddleheads Cafe in Mendocino, known for its controversial stances on the state's mask mandate during the pandemic, is closing for good after the new owners of the building decided to cancel its lease.
The cafe's last day is July 4, owner Chris Castleman confirmed to SFGATE.

Castleman said he was in talks to extend the lease for three months to September to allow for him to sell his business, but said he refused to sign the agreement when he saw the new terms. Among the conditions included in the month-to-month lease, along with a rent increase, were stipulations that there be no further publicity related to the business, of any kind, regarding mask wearing or vaccinations, and business will comply with any orders, laws, or mandates of government, according to a copy of the extension contract Castleman provided to SFGATE.
Castleman was also required to keep from making disparaging or harmful communications or actions or consequences of any kind that could impact other businesses, the landlord and the local community, the contract reviewed by SFGATE said. In addition, he was reportedly asked to remove all "controversial" signage from the cafe windows.

https://www.sfgate.com/food/article/Fiddleheads-Cafe-Mendocino-closed-shuttered-mask-16282595.php?IPID=SFGate-HP-CP-Spotlight

Dude could have just swallowed his pride.

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You should party with @No_U_L7

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Geiki Ganger posted...

Sounds like Germany after WW1.

Yeah, they thought trump was one of them.

It really is kinda sad how sheltered they come across, their small town is like it's own country.

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This would never happen in the horsing business.

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https://www.reddit.com/r/ParlerWatch/comments/oa8hn3/comment/h3g8jc1/

When you dont understand basic things like this, and you constantly vote against your basic self interests just because youre terrified of anyone darker than a brown paper bag, your quality of life goes down. You start losing welfare benefits, young people begin fleeing your dying county, nobody is voting to take care of the roads, and then suddenly the 1980s look like heaven compared to now.
You cant comprehend why globalization is overall a benefit to humanity, after all, the steel mill and chemical factory both fled to Mexico down 5 years back and nobody in town can find a job making more than 30k a year. Youre taxed but because the wool has been pulled over your eyes, you never see any significant welfare benefits. My family has been in America since the 1880s, why are Latino immigrants leading better lives than me all over? They took our jobs, Im not being a klan member and attacking them for coming in, after all the USA is great its no wonder they come. But why am I losing so much all the time?
Something nefarious is going on, I just know it. Where is the fucking money? Where are the jobs? I worked my goddamn ass off since 1989, why the fuck am I living in a dilapidated piece of shit trailer in a town where the best job is managing a McDonalds? Im not trying to be racist here, but why am I seeing blacks on tv driving Bugattis, and I have a $2000 used sedan from 2002? Look, my pappy was klan, I aint a hater like he is, Im just asking. Fucking McConnell hes fucking useless. I voted for that old piece of shit since I could vote and I havent seen a dime back.
Enter Trump. A parade of grandeur, finally: a man who will fight FOR ME. Holy shit, I havent felt this patriotic and proud of America since well, I dont know if I ever have. Fireworks, promises, hype, being gloves off, holy fucking shit this guy might actually care about MY people. No more funneling cash into universities that just take the kids from my county? We are finally going to stop them from coming up and taking all the good jobs? Punish the piece of shit corporatists like Clinton who have spent the last 30 years destroying us? YESSSSSSS
Now its years down the line. I havent seen anything change. What is going on? Why are the Dems accusing him of being an asset of Russia? Wtf, jeez, these Clinton types really hate people like us. Russia this, tax returns that, who fucking cares? My roof has a hole in it and my neighbor died of a heroin OD last week. But, Trump and the GOP has control over the government, why aint I getting help??
Enter Q. Q is the answer to whats going on. It all makes sense. I knew Trump was fighting for me and people like us. Of course it makes sense, the governments been lying about everything since 9/11. Hell, go back far enough, and the CIA been lying about every war and secret program since the 50s. COINTELPRO, WMDs in Iraq, the Pentagon Papers, rich people hiding assets all over the world, Epstein, Watergate, Bill Clinton and the Lolita Express. God, of course. These dirty elites have been fucking all of us and swindling all of us of our money to fund their lives of unfathomable wealth, perversion, and power. Of course Trump cant do shit when hes against evil and power like this. Of course my life has gotten so shitty since the 80s, I and my little town had no chance against the powers that be. It All Makes Sense.

Tldr version, a combination of ignorance and living in a small bubble allowed them to get grifted by trump and let them blame everyone else for their problems.

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What did you eat today?

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Do you go to a different place every day?

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@fohstick @darkprince45

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https://mobile.twitter.com/Boogie2988/status/1410047205973630977

He should shave that off, it isn't a good look.

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C sounds best tbh.

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DeadBankerDream posted...

He threatened a sub with swift ban for mentioning that another streamer was live. No gentle "Hey, please don't advertise other channels on my stream, it's bad for business." Just fuck off you human filth, thanks for the money.

Do you have a link?

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https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-stairs-white-house-staff-b1874272.html

Trump administration staffers sought refuge on the second floor of White House as the former president never climbed stairs, a new book claims.

The former presidents aides, such as Kellyanne Conway and Stephen Miller, chose to work out of a second-floor office to ensure separation from their boss, according to Michael Wolff

How lazy was this man?


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North Koreans don't have this level of devotion to Kim.

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Saw kokichi, in danganronpa explain why he is evil.

Immediate rant about how his detractors are anime villains and that he is like the protagonist.

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What if they arrest you after seeing your ds and games and think you're littering?

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I wonder if he told them how it would end or the writers did it on their own.

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Conflict posted...

Brought up someone's illness

Where?

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Aus politicians are a special breed of despicable.

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Antifar posted...

Update:

Nice

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Cops should get a much harsher punishment compared to civilians. Instant loss of pension, job and jail time if they ever screw up in this capacity.

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Sadly, being restricted to the skywalker storyline means no real progress happens in the game.

How cool would it be if you could acually fight and beat Vader?

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Is duncanwii there?

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Without pignosis he'd be homeless.

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Yeah, dude is going insane over mario golf.

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https://youtu.be/02dFIjUnb2Q

Nintendo crimes lead from 25 to life in prison.

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Axiom posted...

Lmao

Yeah that made me lol, going from a nice story about deer to rambo in an instant.

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Turtlemayor333 posted...

How is it that business owners seem to be the least knowledgeable people about business? I'm no expert and know that few to zero industries are going to be at "pre pandemic levels"

The media gives them these puff pieces to look good and instead they look like out of touch buffoons.

Because running their businesses doesn't involve them working hard, innovating or improving, it's all about how to cut corners and pay people less.

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Aren't you at the beach? Run on the sand, build a sandcastle, dive in the water.

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Guess what his plan is for rebuilding on youtube: getting an xbox series x.

He is still convinced that being a variety streamer draws people in, when he's one of the worst of the bunch. Most people just come for the drama.

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She has to say "ugly fuck".

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