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TopicPeople that dye their hair all sorts of wild colors be like
HornedLion
05/02/21 5:58:57 PM
#7
I feel like we were owed a picture or something.

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TopicEveryone loves my haircut but me
HornedLion
05/02/21 5:13:31 PM
#5
It says youre a professional but you can also have fun.

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TopicI'm getting shit because my blonde wife...
HornedLion
05/02/21 4:19:04 PM
#46
Mead posted...
Is that the guy from Law and Order SVU?

Yes! And I use to fucking love that show. I even loved the intro:

In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit.

But all that is over now.

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TopicI'm getting shit because my blonde wife...
HornedLion
05/02/21 4:15:08 PM
#44
MeteoricBurst posted...
So you mean she does messed up stuff to you too, or am I misunderstanding. Regardless your relationship sounds very toxic. Especially with children in the mix. Love isn't always the answer.

Look...

Im going to keep it with you. She fucked Christopher Meloni at some fucking event behind my back. It fucked me up. I cant even watch shit with him in it cause it triggers the fuck out of me.

@Mead There!!! Was that enough airing out for POTD!?

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TopicIt's said you should surround yourself with people smarter than you are
HornedLion
05/02/21 4:01:08 PM
#20
Clench281 posted...
In that case maybe it is time to give this place up again



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TopicI'm getting shit because my blonde wife...
HornedLion
05/02/21 3:49:41 PM
#38
Mead posted...
You can tell us unlimited details if you want

we can take it

We conceived our first child in the parking lot of my office building.


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TopicI'm getting shit because my blonde wife...
HornedLion
05/02/21 3:21:07 PM
#34
ReturnOfFa posted...
That bicep has a lot of fat on it.

Im not dirty bulking. Takes time to get to 13 maybe 10 percent body fat. But I appreciate the comment cause itll push me harder and Ill forego more cheat meals.

ReturnOfFa posted...
Why are you married?

Because we love each other. If I were to tell our origin story, itd be so fucking unbelievable that then I would unanimously get accused of trolling, making it up, or exaggerating to extreme levels. But it was beautiful.

Problem in a nutshell, as I am not trying to air out my ENTIRE business, is that there are two people in this world. Someone who you forgive and they go, Hey, they forgave me. Ill not make this same mistake again and save them the trouble the next time. And then theres people who go, Hey, they forgave me! Lets see how much more I can do before they finally snap. Shes the latter.


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TopicI'm getting shit because my blonde wife...
HornedLion
05/02/21 3:07:18 PM
#27
Mead posted...
dude i WISH i had some cool megaman figures like that

mine are all metal gear or the witcher

I only have these:









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TopicI'm getting shit because my blonde wife...
HornedLion
05/02/21 2:55:45 PM
#24
CoorsLight posted...
I bet the guy behind this account is like a 90 pound turbovirgin in real life



My 90lb arm and arm pit hairs for ya.



The girl who keeps me a virgin. All children conceived by me shooting my seed across the bedroom like a sick ass game of darts. Took many, many tries to conceive until I fitted my dick with an ACOG scope. (One of my favorite pics of us. Im smiling wide and shes looking at me, almost rolling her eyes at my dumbass antics)

Mead posted...
I bet hes got some fucking SWEET megaman figures though

Like from japan

Et tu, Mead?



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TopicWhat are some really nice PC speakers?
HornedLion
05/02/21 1:06:01 PM
#7
BUMPED2002 posted...
That depends on how much you're looking to spend.

Logitech Z906 5.1 Surround sound speakers are really cool and they cost about $350 may be less depending on where you buy them.

Edifier USA e25 Luna Eclipse 2.0 Bluetooth speakers are cool as well for under $150.

Harman Kardon SoundSticks III 2.1 Speakers are great as well for $150.

Thanks a lot!

Wonder if Best Buy carries the Logitech ones.


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TopicI'm getting shit because my blonde wife...
HornedLion
05/02/21 1:04:15 PM
#19
BUMPED2002 posted...
How did the hair get in your car if it isn't your wife's hair?

Its her hair!!!!

I havent had a chick in the car. This is turning out to be a boy who cried wolf situation.

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TopicWhat are some really nice PC speakers?
HornedLion
05/02/21 12:09:39 PM
#3
Lokarin posted...
Monster Soundbar



This thing? Only $80. You sure its good?

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TopicWhat are some really nice PC speakers?
HornedLion
05/02/21 12:05:44 PM
#1
Like High Quality, show off to all your friends, type speakers.

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TopicThe cringe.
HornedLion
05/02/21 10:25:00 AM
#1
This is some authors description of himself.



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TopicMy favorite candy is the stick from fun dip
HornedLion
05/02/21 2:09:23 AM
#4
I munch it down til its liquid deliciousness.

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Topicwatching accepted with my son
HornedLion
05/02/21 1:34:46 AM
#2
Ask me about my .

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TopicBillie eilish
HornedLion
05/02/21 1:33:11 AM
#10
IronBornCorps posted...
She has some bangers, I like some of her songs.

Yeah. Ive been listening to her 007 song cause its fitting for where I am right now in life:

https://youtu.be/BboMpayJomw

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TopicI'm getting shit because my blonde wife...
HornedLion
05/01/21 6:12:18 PM
#1
Found a blonde hair in the car. I didnt do anything in the car.

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TopicWhat's a good news site I can go that isn't garbage like Fox News and CNN?
HornedLion
05/01/21 4:59:03 PM
#4
NPR.

Whose kid is this?

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TopicSleepy Joe bans travel from India
HornedLion
05/01/21 4:11:42 PM
#28
India is fucking amazing!

Its filled with so many wonderful people willing to help Americans avoid jail time by having them pay the IRS with $3,000 worth of Applebees gift cards.

Lets not forget help remove viruses from your PC for a small fee of $150.

And those are just a few ways that they work hard to make the world a better place. Its really sad to hear whats happening over there, and I dont view it as karma in any way, shape or form.

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TopicMy favorite Pokémon.
HornedLion
05/01/21 11:45:21 AM
#1


Too bad he sucks.

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TopicMy topic got deleted
HornedLion
04/30/21 8:05:06 PM
#12
I understand why it had to be done but it pretty much makes this statement accurate:

Jen0125 posted...
If that doesn't prove what I said Idk what does


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TopicCrypto Channel (for traders, miners, and enthusiasts)
HornedLion
04/30/21 6:43:29 PM
#92
IronBornCorps posted...
Elon is hosting SNL isn't he? I wouldn't be surprised if he mentions crypto in his monologue, or has a skit about it.

Rumor has it that it will have a Doge skit.

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TopicGirl who SMILED in front of a FIRE at 4 YEARS OLD is All Grown Up!! Is She Hot?
HornedLion
04/30/21 2:53:28 PM
#10
Id eat her liver with some fava beans and a nice bottle of chianti.

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TopicI have received inside information that Zeus et al is SunWuKung420
HornedLion
04/30/21 12:11:28 PM
#22
Dmess85 posted...
who is your informant?

Duckbear.

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TopicHow many new users do you think PoTD has gotten in the last three years?
HornedLion
04/30/21 12:01:06 PM
#16
50,000 people use to post here.

Now its a ghost town.

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TopicI have received inside information that Zeus et al is SunWuKung420
HornedLion
04/30/21 11:50:30 AM
#17
https://youtu.be/Y4fI3TruAOw

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TopicCall of Duty? More like Call of DOODY lmao
HornedLion
04/30/21 11:35:35 AM
#2
Sega does what Nintendont.

Whopper:
Burger fit for a KING... not for a clown.

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TopicGuys, I really want a PS5.
HornedLion
04/30/21 10:48:09 AM
#1
I just want to play Demons Souls, and better graphics on MW. Is that too much to ask?

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TopicConvince me I'm being "Truman Show"ed
HornedLion
04/29/21 8:08:57 PM
#5
Oddly enough believing that your life is a show for an audience is a real medical condition.


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TopicYou know it's weird how you can push on your skin and feel your bones
HornedLion
04/29/21 8:02:18 PM
#19
faramir77 posted...
I'd tell you but you'd find the answer humerus.

You should become a comedian and quit your day job of being a LUMBARjack.

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TopicFuck you, Jimmy Johns!
HornedLion
04/29/21 7:04:56 PM
#23
DiBellas(for those fortunate enough to live near one) > FireHouse/Jimmy Johns(their unwich is unmatched) > Jersey Mikes > A dragon dildo up the ass > Pubic lice > Subways

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TopicI love it when you're talking to a girl...
HornedLion
04/29/21 6:07:58 PM
#1
Off some dating site, and she somehow finds a way to throw into the conversation she has a nice ass. I met some creeper off this site and he said I had a gorgeous ass.

Translation: I dont want you to think Im easy but come and get it, cowboy.

Yee Haw!

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TopicFuck you, Jimmy Johns!
HornedLion
04/29/21 6:02:15 PM
#16
@Mead
@Zikten

What the fuck does Jersey Mikes have thats better than JJs Godfather with extra hot peppers and un-wiched?! Tell me!!!

Seriously, tell me cause they just opened a Jersey Mikes next to my gym and their Italian sandwich was alright. Not great.
Not Subways bad. But alright.

Sadly the closest JJ to me is like 100+ miles away in Jersey.

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Topicwhat's your son's favorite anime
HornedLion
04/29/21 2:18:56 PM
#3
Far-Queue posted...
PJ Masks



My kid watches some shit with like this little green demon. Its like in a school setting I think. Idk. Ive been googling the shit for the past 18 minutes, Little green demon anime cartoon 2021 and cant find it.

Edit: Its called Haunted House. Had to ask my wife.



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TopicPost a picture of yourself.
HornedLion
04/29/21 1:42:40 PM
#38
KogaSteelfang posted...



Idk why but your photo is bringing me memories of:

https://youtu.be/MFXOUi-3YRg


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TopicMy account is 20 years old today.
HornedLion
04/29/21 1:39:59 PM
#9
Jen0125 posted...
Lil babies precious

BABIES! THEYRE BABIES!

https://youtu.be/qbY95zpqRzo

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TopicMy account is 20 years old today.
HornedLion
04/29/21 10:27:25 AM
#2
Happy GFaqs Birthday! Heres to 20
more!

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TopicWhat punishment should I impose for this treachery!?!??
HornedLion
04/29/21 9:56:56 AM
#23
ReggieTheReckless posted...
Did you have rebirth, afterbirth, or afterbirth+ fully completed? Just find a save up to one of those points with everything unlocked

I'm assuming you didn't have repentance fully completed yet, lol

I hit the import save button and it said, Failed.

I only have a few ours in repentance so yeah. As a matter of fact, I was kinda stuck. Just kept beating the game but wasnt proceeding past a certain level. Like remember how you would get a choice between the Chest(ending the game) or continuing? Well, I only ever got the chest.

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TopicReminder to feed your neopets.
HornedLion
04/29/21 8:07:11 AM
#2
I was more of a Tamagotchi type of guy. And even then I only got them to have something as an ice breaker for the girls in my 8th grade class.

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TopicKayfabe: Official Wrestling Topic of POTD
HornedLion
04/29/21 7:42:02 AM
#10
Clench281 posted...
Macho man randy savage because I like the song "macho man"


streamofthesky posted...
My favorite is also Macho Man Randy Savage b/c he was my favorite as a kid (never was a fan of Hogan).

100% agree.

I didnt like Hogan until 96 when he went to the NWO.


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TopicWhat punishment should I impose for this treachery!?!??
HornedLion
04/29/21 7:25:07 AM
#21
Metalsonic66 posted...
Jesus

No. Kratos.

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TopicMmmmmmmmm
HornedLion
04/29/21 12:52:37 AM
#6
LeetCheet posted...
Lamp oil? Rope? Bombs? You want it?
It's yours my friend, as long as you have enough rubees.

I fucking died!!!

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TopicWhat punishment should I impose for this treachery!?!??
HornedLion
04/28/21 11:15:47 PM
#15
Rotpar posted...
You're asking for help when the whole game is about child abuse?

So send her to the cellar?

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TopicWhat punishment should I impose for this treachery!?!??
HornedLion
04/28/21 7:01:57 PM
#10
SKARDAVNELNATE posted...
If this is on PC, do you not back up your save files?

Im young but really computer illiterate for my age. All the IT guys Ive ever met have been older than me. And Ive driven them mad.

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TopicPost a picture of yourself.
HornedLion
04/28/21 6:16:59 PM
#2


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TopicWhat punishment should I impose for this treachery!?!??
HornedLion
04/28/21 5:34:19 PM
#4
Zareth posted...
Delete his Minecraft map

Its a she, and she likes Roblox. She plays next to my work station so Ive seen her play 100s of hours of it, and I still dont know wtf is going on or what the point is.

My 7year old boy, though, hes cool. The worst hell do is order a movie off of the cable box. Hes been playing God Of War and getting his ass whipped. Im so proud.


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TopicI- I've a confession to make....
HornedLion
04/28/21 5:19:09 PM
#3
By the end of the series most ended up liking Vergil the most.

But liking Nero more. Ew.

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TopicWhat punishment should I impose for this treachery!?!??
HornedLion
04/28/21 5:16:06 PM
#1
My 5 year old deleted it. Deleted everything.



Im still in shock. Its all gone.

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TopicWho is your pick for the greatest inventor of all time?
HornedLion
04/28/21 12:33:09 PM
#26
Far-Queue posted...
Your maternal grandparents for inventing that sweet piece of ass



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