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FreedomEtrtment posted...

to be fair you need a high iq to understand shotacon in rick and morty

This topic just took a dark turn

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dolomedes posted...

absolutely, except i'm lazy and often lack the capability - i hit up farmer's markets for tomatoes

The few tomatoes Ive eaten were from grocery stores. One had black parts in it, another tasted like old shoe leather. Blech

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@Error1355

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dolomedes posted...

as a matter of fact the opposite is true. large-scale commercial growing practices have ruined tomatoes - you can't get a great tomato in a grocery store.

Do you recommend growing your own?

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Are u a boy or a girl?

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bluezero posted...

Why?

Cuz theyre gross.

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dolomedes posted...

lmao

tomato is a #1 food item
broc & almonds are p essential as well

& a good pickle is hard to beat

Youve been brainwashed by Big Tomato.

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Pickles
mayo
mustard
tomatoes
broccoli
relish
almonds

Stop eating these.

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@RickyTheBAWSE
Oof. Thats a bad read, Ricky. Might wanna tweak that post.

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Goatsensation posted...

When will we see Time Lord Jessica vs. Genocidal Planetina for Morty's heart?

I think Jessica just went crazy. Also can you imagine spending like, 100 years, conscious yet completely immobile?

That had to be like torture. She couldnt even close her eyes.

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Rhylos posted...

I like the fan theory that Planetina is genocidal because there's no heart ring

Honestly that makes sense. It makes so much sense, that it should be canon.

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These days, Summer is more Morty than Morty is.

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ZMythos posted...

The story was good, but it's weird how Morty has killed dozens of people for love (death crystal episode) and yet he somehow cares when it's Planetina?

He's also lost love before in the vat of acid episode when Jerry reset his relationship with that girl he held the door open for.

Iunno, it simultaneously feels like this is and isn't the C137 Morty. It'd be insane if this was, like, a backstory for evil Morty.

Mortys been getting more corrupt for awhile now. He was designed to be the straight man of the series, and Ricks moral compass, but hes nothing like that anymore.

I think thats why they team him up with Rick less now, because hes so extreme in his own right, that the initial dynamic doesnt work like it used to.

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toyota posted...

People still trying to force this meme?

What meme?

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pistachio12 posted...

I mostly agree. Watching the end of the episode and then seeing the writers talk about it, if felt very much like "we're so smart" outlook. They are much better with comedy and working against tropes, so they should work with what they're good at.

Exactly. Im so used to seeing them work against tropes, as you put it, that it feels really weird to see them do something rather predictable and sappy.

I prefer when the show subverts my expectations.

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Bump

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DeadlyNinjaBees posted...

See I take that as he MUST be otherwise, why would you even?

Maybe if hes an adult, but like others have said, what if hes a kid?

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ButteryMales posted...

She seems the same age as Jessica and all the other girls in the school with Morty.

Beth didnt seem to think so

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SPOILERS

Im surprised they were able to get away with a 14 yr old sleeping with an adult. Wow.

Also I hate when R&M gets all melodramatic, with licensed music and stuff. Just stick to comedy.

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DeadlyNinjaBees posted...

Is he mentally disabled? He is all like "Nuuuu! Nawt yut!".
He's handicapped, right?

According to the comments, the original video upload was called Lady flips out on gamer, and its suspected that it was uploaded by the gamer himself, since its titled like the woman was in the wrong. He later took it down, so others reuploaded it.

So idk for sure, but I doubt hes handicapped if he put it online.

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DeadlyNinjaBees posted...

He sounds like a huge chunk of turd.

Absolutely, unequivocally.

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dj1200 posted...

geez, what does your cousin see in him

Nothing at this point. But shes got two kids and is literally stuck with him. She left him at one point, took the kids, and got an apartment. Then he came down with COVID and asked if he could stay with her a week. She let him, and he wouldnt leave. The landlord said he cant legally evict him, cuz hes her husband (which I honestly dont understand tbh. I feel like theres gotta be some recourse to get somebody out of your house if you aint want em there).

Anyway, the kids dont want her to divorce him, and hes turning them against her. Its all a huge mess.

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Kakapo posted...

What kind of neckbeard would just shit themselves rather than go to the bathroom?

My cousins husband for starters. Hes 400 pounds, unemployed, reeks of crap, and spends all his time on his PS4.

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I4NRulez posted...

This is how i felt when i first saw this video years ago. Clearly that kid has some kind of disability.

If he had a disability, she wouldnt be screaming at him in frustration. Dude is just a lazy neck beard.

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Wii_Shaker posted...

I expected that to be more funny and less sad.

Theres nothing funny about being a gamer. :P

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https://youtu.be/kW9pGZAUEAU

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M_Live posted...

It hurts too much to tweeze them out idk how you guys do it

This. Id like to, but dat pain.

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DespondentDeity posted...

I tweeze mine as well, but Im gonna get some hard setting wax and nuke the fuckers soon

Real talk, does tweezing actually help them take longer to grow back? Cuz I got a couple really annoying ones :/

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nostrils. How do I prevent unsightly nose hair?

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Ill buy it if they flesh out story mode, add mini golf, and lower the price.

Until then, Nintendo can keep their crappy half baked sports games.

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sabrestorm posted...

Is she hot? Why no pic?

Asking the real questions.

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Is TC pregnant?

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Flauros posted...

Futa is the absolute worst. Fucking yuck.

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daynlokki posted...

Let me know how menopause goes.

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35 still got hair.

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R1masher posted...

Well, if youre going to eat it frozen Id go with mama celeste

Its pronounced Mama Luigi.

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CE_gonna_CE posted...

So far this is my favorite. This and the space gorilla one.

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R1masher posted...

while I applaud your acknowledgement of your inferiority in such triflings, Ill just say that youre just focusing on the pieces, not the endgame

You use too many big words.

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Trickfinger posted...

you really bumped my thread just to say this?

You really bumped it just to comment on my bump?

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R1masher posted...

Hes not antagonistic enough, but hes better than the tc and that comic shadow guy

Pff Hes better than you too!


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Xethuminra posted...

I tend to have that effect on women.

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And Im all out of bubblegum!

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PBusted posted...

I mean, you were also the egg so you chose that sperm which was also you so you chose yourself.

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FabIe posted...

Sperm

Ban.

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Its usually hotter on the second story of a house. Ive never experienced what youre describing TC.

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https://youtu.be/S3EXUZVuH7Y

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The answer is Tombstone.

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CableZL posted...

Yeah, I mean he pretty much admitted to doing it.

OJ hypothetically snitched on himself after the case was over.

Not to mention that horrible book he wrote.

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Well, most black folk Ive spoken to (including myself) think he did it. So at least it aint a repeat of OJ.

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g980 posted...

Yes

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