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TopicWhat is the official body count for June 3rd/4th?
Chicken
06/05/21 2:41:49 AM
#4
dead website defecating itself

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TopicJaws got it all wrong. Dolphins are the real assholes of the sea
Chicken
06/05/21 2:23:02 AM
#2
@WilliamPorygon he's shit talking dolphins >:(

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TopicAnyone else leave WAP marks on chairs?
Chicken
06/04/21 9:24:14 PM
#15
Dakimakura posted...
My ass is always sweatin leaving a moisture spot on the toilet when I sit down.
See im not the only one with a juicy ass

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TopicAnyone else leave WAP marks on chairs?
Chicken
06/04/21 8:59:30 PM
#6
My balls was hot

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TopicAttempted hijacking on LAX flight thwarted.
Chicken
06/04/21 8:54:28 PM
#5
Irony posted...
They should've beat his ass
Hell get it worse where hes headed.

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TopicIn old times, your last name was Smith if you were a blacksmith
Chicken
06/04/21 6:32:28 PM
#11
My last name is Fucker

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TopicAnyone else leave WAP marks on chairs?
Chicken
06/04/21 6:31:06 PM
#1
I gotta do a booty scooty before I stand up

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TopicFloyd is fighting Logan cause he's broke and needs the money
Chicken
06/04/21 5:30:43 PM
#2
Isnt that why everyone does a job?

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TopicWas Joan of Arc really getting messages from God?
Chicken
06/04/21 3:42:53 PM
#3
It was a radio signal picked up by her retainer.

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TopicWhy was Darth Vader unhappy with his lightsaber purchase?
Chicken
06/04/21 1:23:56 AM
#1
Because it cost him an arm and a leg.

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TopicEthan winters is the best RE protagonist
Chicken
06/04/21 12:30:29 AM
#7
BabyRoxann posted...
I just wish he didn't have such an unwavering death wish.

Like when Ethan spots Moreau's flask, he takes it, but then proceeds to have an unnecessary conversation with the goddamn monster and mocks him instead of stealthing the fuck out of there (or simply just RUNNING out).

And he does this constantly. Just stands there like a fool until the enemy/boss jumps on him.
To be fair Ethan probably got the impression that Moreau was a useless piece of shit that didn't have slimy fish powers.

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TopicEthan winters is the best RE protagonist
Chicken
06/04/21 12:28:49 AM
#6
Frolex posted...
That's a funny way of spelling Joe Baker, TC
If they do a DLC I hope they find an excuse to stick Joe in the village with his power glove.

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TopicEthan winters is the best RE protagonist
Chicken
06/04/21 12:16:42 AM
#2
My favorite by far.

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TopicWhy the hell is it so difficult to tell if youre doing damage to bosses in RE 8?
Chicken
06/03/21 11:55:27 PM
#9
play mercenaries if you want health bars

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TopicWhy the hell is it so difficult to tell if youre doing damage to bosses in RE 8?
Chicken
06/03/21 11:52:48 PM
#5
I'm almost certain none of the bossfights have invulnerable areas. They take damage everywhere, but they'll take extra damage in certain weak points which are super obvious.

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TopicWhat's the ep of Malcom where Dewey makes Hal think he's going insane?
Chicken
06/03/21 11:45:57 PM
#2
all of them?

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TopicToday was a blood purge
Chicken
06/03/21 11:41:23 PM
#2
you shat blood?

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TopicWhat happens at the gynecologist
Chicken
06/02/21 11:37:00 PM
#2
stays at the gynecologist

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TopicWeight loss tip: Burn the shit out of your food so you don't eat as much
Chicken
06/02/21 10:11:56 PM
#6
dark chocolate is amazing though...

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TopicWeight loss tip: Burn the shit out of your food so you don't eat as much
Chicken
06/02/21 9:40:12 PM
#1
these fries are like charcoal

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TopicHedge funds lost 2.8 billion dollars today apparently
Chicken
06/02/21 8:24:34 PM
#17
those poor hedges need trimming

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Topichaving sex just makes me hornier
Chicken
06/02/21 7:59:18 PM
#11
Have you been tested for semen resistance or similar?

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TopicPopeyes in St Louis refuses to sell chicken to white people sign says.
Chicken
06/02/21 7:34:35 PM
#21
chicken shouldnt be sold to anyone

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Topiceating just makes me hungrier
Chicken
06/02/21 7:33:31 PM
#3
R1masher posted...
Maybe youre a tapeworm and not a chicken
I could be a tapeworm in the brain of a chicken, controlling him. How would I even know?

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Topiceating just makes me hungrier
Chicken
06/02/21 7:30:08 PM
#1
I havent eaten for probably 35 hours and only feel slightly hungry. But when I eat, I get ravenously hungry like 3-4 hours after.

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TopicI was browsing Tinder at night and came across a girl looking beyond creepy...
Chicken
06/02/21 1:16:02 AM
#8
What are you, Chicken?

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Topicobese tekken player wearing a MLP shirt eats a cookie beside Low Tier God
Chicken
06/02/21 1:14:49 AM
#17
pick4six posted...
Can you guys you be honest with this question, is LTG is character like online persona or is he really like that?
yes

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Topicobese tekken player wearing a MLP shirt eats a cookie beside Low Tier God
Chicken
06/02/21 12:43:18 AM
#9
Which CE poster is that?

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TopicYou're an adult and you believe that the political divide is good versus evil
Chicken
06/02/21 12:21:59 AM
#9
God bless America!

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Topic215 bodies found at a former Residential Indian School in Kamloops BC.
Chicken
06/01/21 4:45:54 AM
#2
Doesnt 215 murdered children count as genocide?

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TopicIts been a while since Resident Evil Franchise had iconic villain
Chicken
06/01/21 1:44:16 AM
#6
Darmik posted...
Jack Baker is one of the best villains in the series.
this

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Topicmy friends nickname for my sister is ''the dime''
Chicken
05/31/21 11:08:48 PM
#3
No_U_L7 posted...
they always talk about her "dropping dimes all over town"
so she would poop in the streets?

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TopicThere is 1 badge you are close to earning
Chicken
05/31/21 11:03:13 PM
#15
DrizztLink posted...
I disabled all of those notifications.
please tell me how, these badges are dumb as hell and have no point

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TopicLong-Lost Anti-Piracy Message found in Pokemon Red.
Chicken
05/31/21 8:43:04 PM
#2
I love Lumpy's videos.

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Topicalternative for ketchup in my mac n cheese
Chicken
05/31/21 2:54:05 AM
#13
DeadBankerDream posted...
...The cheese in the mac n cheese is the ketchup alternative.
It wouldnt be mac n cheese without cheese, dawg. I hope you realize that. I was asking for things to put into it in addition.

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Topicalternative for ketchup in my mac n cheese
Chicken
05/31/21 2:11:33 AM
#1
normally I dump like a gallon of ketchup in my mac but I'm all out!!
anyone else have suggestions for yummy things to put into it instead?

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Topici found flamin hot thing i like
Chicken
05/31/21 12:32:56 AM
#9
flamin yawn

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TopicWould you be okay with a That 70's Show reunion without Hyde?
Chicken
05/30/21 4:28:12 PM
#5
just drop a piano on him

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TopicPome is BANNED
Chicken
05/30/21 3:10:15 PM
#13
jus de pome

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TopicRemember how Bones discovered a cure for death in Star Trek Into Darkness?
Chicken
05/30/21 6:13:33 AM
#4
That hamster?
Abraham Lincoln.

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TopicAny Canadian's with knowledge on CRB/unemployment here?
Chicken
05/30/21 4:40:52 AM
#3
IfGodCouldDie posted...
What is the reason your other job is ending?
New management. Previous managers didn't even live in the city so they promoted a couple of folks here to manage things. One of them is someone the entire team detests because he climbed the ladder by throwing his coworkers under the bus to make him look better. He's been abusing his power to bully a few of us so I'm figuring out a way I can leave the job and still claim CRB.

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TopicAny Canadian's with knowledge on CRB/unemployment here?
Chicken
05/30/21 4:25:15 AM
#1
I currently have two jobs. One is full time, and one is like, one I work if I want an extra day here or there every couple of months if something's available. If my full time job ends, can I still claim CRB even with this other job? I might be able to get a few shifts a week with them if I leave my full time job, but the pay would be quite a bit less, like slightly above minimum wage.

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TopicDoes this board actually have slow periods
Chicken
05/30/21 4:07:10 AM
#3
constant heavy flow

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TopicJuan Williams has left the Five on Fox News
Chicken
05/30/21 3:11:47 AM
#5
No Juan could have see this coming.

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TopicPSA: don't delete flappy bird from your phone or you won't be able to reinstall
Chicken
05/30/21 3:09:57 AM
#2
well... shit

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TopicFull voice acting vs Gibberish
Chicken
05/30/21 2:29:25 AM
#12
you can kinda understand animal crossing though

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Topicdo you use Twitch
Chicken
05/30/21 2:26:34 AM
#16
When there's Sea of Thieves loot drops for watching streamers I'll put a random streamer on mute for the allotted 20 minutes in another tab.

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TopicImagine using anything but Pokeballs to catch Pokemon
Chicken
05/29/21 8:24:41 PM
#3
Im all about those acorns

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