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TopicI am a professional cart pusher. Ask me anything.
coolcono
05/02/21 12:40:33 PM
#4
cuh posted...
You are a legend

What do you think of the Cart Narcs?
I needed to do a google search to figure out who they were.

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TopicI am a professional cart pusher. Ask me anything.
coolcono
05/02/21 12:38:50 PM
#1
at a grocery store.

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TopicDo you agree that 30 is the new 20?
coolcono
05/02/21 12:35:09 PM
#48
I am 36 and often forget how old I am. I don't really care about my age.

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TopicMinnesota Vikings draft pick thinks Minnesota is an awful state
coolcono
05/02/21 12:33:08 PM
#8
I love the Vikings, but Minnesota is a bit of a shit state. I live here.

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TopicZach Wilson's mom....
coolcono
04/29/21 8:06:17 PM
#1
too bad Mormons rarely divorce.

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TopicIf I created a professional sports team, I would call them the
coolcono
04/29/21 4:59:24 PM
#1
Sheetlords to bypass the profanity filters.

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Topic$500,000 but everyone on CE ignores you.
coolcono
04/29/21 1:06:08 AM
#11
So, kinda of like Veggie.

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TopicThe funniest tick-tock video idea. I thought it was hilarious.
coolcono
04/27/21 10:59:11 PM
#3
Make the nerdy guy heavy set.

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TopicThe funniest tick-tock video idea. I thought it was hilarious.
coolcono
04/27/21 10:15:03 PM
#1
Queue the Ric Flair entrance music. Have short shots of a person's hair, walk, etc, but not the face.
End music, a nerdy middle aged guy recites a Ric Flair promo verbatim. Give him a nerdy voice and off timing (no would be able to replicate Flair's anyway, but exaggerate it).

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TopicWhat city with a Big 5 sports team would you never want to live in?
coolcono
04/27/21 1:51:33 PM
#2
Minneapolis. And I am from Minnesota.

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TopicI am trying to start a short story. How is this for a start?
coolcono
04/26/21 8:04:12 PM
#17
The idea for the characters was a pair of siblings. One would be mentally handicapped and the other would go off on a once a year vacation with the former. The handicapped sibling would be intrigued by something in the back of the original church, enter it without heeding the calls and warning of the latter.

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TopicI am trying to start a short story. How is this for a start?
coolcono
04/26/21 5:09:21 PM
#9
Bananana posted...
Its too descriptive imo. I feel like this is information you could diffuse over the course of a few pages, particularly through the character(s) actually doing things in this setting. It gets pretty hard to read by 2/3 through
I am setting it up so a pair of tourists get stuck in this old church house with a haunted nun. It would be behind the church. Local legends speak of how the nun once killed a student with her discipline and the village below murdered her. One of the tourists, a mentally handicapped one, would lead the other tourist after visiting hours to a storage shack which transforms into the school with the nun.

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TopicI am trying to start a short story. How is this for a start?
coolcono
04/26/21 4:48:55 PM
#1
The medieval church, nestled in the arms of the Austrian mountain range, intrigued tourists from every continent. The large stone cathedral perplexed modern historians as to how such an intricately crafted structure could have been fabricated with the limited tools and science available to 14th century engineers and artisans.
Benefiting from the yearly influx of tourists, a small town thrived below the world famous landmark offering a sleuth of restaurants with daily specials chalked in various colors on black boards which almost entirely halted the foot traffic on the already petite sidewalks common to this section of Europe. Hotels, ranging from single owner/employee inns stood alongside three story meticulously kept rentable living quarters with vistas granting spectacular photo opportunities with the unique architecture serving as the back drop.

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TopicChemistry...
coolcono
04/26/21 3:19:46 PM
#1
The most dull science out there.

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TopicATTN: Everyone making fun of me for filing for bankruptcy
coolcono
04/24/21 9:45:03 PM
#13
Your wife could always sell feet pics.

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TopicDo you think it's ok for a 45 yr old man to date an 18 year old woman?
coolcono
04/23/21 7:24:38 PM
#24
Only as long as the guy doesn't frequent CEboard.

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TopicWhat if Veggie really was a female and she posted relationship things just to
coolcono
04/22/21 7:05:45 PM
#1
keep other Cemen off of her?

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TopicIf a college offered CEboard history, what would be on the final?
coolcono
04/21/21 10:10:03 PM
#12
Who has the worst fetish on CEboard and defend your answer.

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TopicIf a college offered CEboard history, what would be on the final?
coolcono
04/21/21 2:09:41 PM
#4
Side note from teacher...
Is she attractive?

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TopicIf a college offered CEboard history, what would be on the final?
coolcono
04/21/21 2:06:11 PM
#1
Why is Butters important to CEboard history?


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TopicHow many years old is your car?
coolcono
04/19/21 8:58:29 PM
#2
2004 or 05. Yes.

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TopicI had a MEME idea, but I don't like the image seeing it action.
coolcono
04/15/21 2:22:53 PM
#1
https://imgflip.com/i/55tqqu

Feel sorry for the crying girl.

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TopicBrett Favre being the privileged rich white dude that he is
coolcono
04/15/21 2:16:40 PM
#42
I hated Favre as a Packer, but he is right.

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TopicJust got a PS Vita many years later. Which games should I buy?
coolcono
04/15/21 2:11:14 PM
#4
If you haven't played Danganroma, get those. A more fun/adult variation of Phoenix Wright.

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TopicStreet Cred exists. How about CEboard Cred? What do I need to do to get more CE
coolcono
04/12/21 6:10:00 PM
#1
cred?

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TopicThe thing I miss most about WCW.
coolcono
04/12/21 3:23:23 PM
#4
Dorfmann_ posted...
Examples? I feel like all the good WCW women either came from the WWF or eventually went there and had more success. The only exceptions I can think of are Woman and Kimberly.
Miss Hancock/Stacey Kiebler.
Gorgeous George.
Torrie Wilson.

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TopicThe thing I miss most about WCW.
coolcono
04/12/21 12:57:36 PM
#1
The women seemed hotter than the WWF ones. Even though the WWF ones showed a lot more skin.

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TopicWould you mind it if 12 year olds were graduating with college degrees?
coolcono
04/12/21 12:54:26 PM
#3
Spend the rest of their lives paying off student loans? Sounds kind of cruel.

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TopicShould I buy Nier or Mass Effect remaster first?
coolcono
04/11/21 4:34:37 PM
#5
CanuckCowboy posted...
I've never played that so my advice is worthless but I lean towards nier just cause its likely a shorter more easily finished and appreciated game.

I love ME but I really don't ever want to play the first one again.
I was thinking that as well as it would be a better quality experience, not saying that ME is a bad experience.

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TopicShould I buy Nier or Mass Effect remaster first?
coolcono
04/11/21 4:30:42 PM
#3
CanuckCowboy posted...
Automata?
The remaster.

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TopicShould I buy Nier or Mass Effect remaster first?
coolcono
04/11/21 4:29:33 PM
#1
I played a little of both, but didn't come near to finishing them.
I want a quality/time game, so I am thinking Nier might be a better bet. I have a lot of open world games I have not finished yet.

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TopicThis Veggie dude is a NEET.
coolcono
04/10/21 2:07:51 PM
#1
Or at least it sounds like he is.

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TopicPost memes here 7.0
coolcono
04/05/21 7:14:31 PM
#153
I created this one myself.
https://imgflip.com/i/54hr5g?herp=1617657742904

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TopicOne of my closest friends fucking died partially because of a girl
coolcono
04/05/21 7:12:27 PM
#43
Scarecrow17 posted...
I cant fucking believe this.

Today, he lost his job at Amazon warehouse and found out his girlfriend of a few years cheated on him. He tried to call her and figure out what happened but she threatened to call the police. So, he got a gun and went the the graveyard where he shot himself.

I cant fucking believe this. How fucking hard is it to stay faithful. If you cant, break up with the person first. Why the hell would you put them through that and then have the audacity to threaten to call the police when they want answers rightfully so? If there is a Hell, I hope she burns. Fuck her and that stupid job.

goddammit he was only 22. Ive known him for almost a decade now. Fuck I just talked to him the other day about potentially hanging out and playing Smash Bros. soon

fuck man I cant even begin to describe how much Im hurting over this
he was one of my closest friends
I wish he reached out to somebody before he did it. Theres more to living than just this, you know? No person or job is worth killing yourself over.
At about that age, I have had friends who have had their girlfriends cheat on them. They thought they would marry those girls, but they ended up getting cheated on.
But it gets better as you get older. I think I have a lot more options now than I did then, but ironically, I am just too tired to pursue anything.

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TopicSelfie topic? :o
coolcono
04/03/21 2:18:43 PM
#57
Just taken.
https://postimg.cc/xNyLngtf

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TopicC-Pop, V-Pop....
coolcono
04/03/21 1:57:07 PM
#1
K-Pop, and J-Pop.
Get your mind out of the gutter.

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TopicEmbarrassing things you did as a little kid.
coolcono
04/02/21 10:28:53 PM
#10
Come on CEBOARD!

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TopicI met my favorite girl for 10k
coolcono
04/01/21 4:57:12 PM
#8
You cannot even see her feet.

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TopicAny sports sites worth the subscription price?
coolcono
04/01/21 4:33:25 PM
#1
theathletic?

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TopicEmbarrassing things you did as a little kid.
coolcono
04/01/21 11:57:33 AM
#1
I remember when I was in Kindergarten I told my Bestefar (grandfather in Norwegian) how I got perfect scores on my report card. He said that sounded like it was worth 10 dollars. I responded, "No, I think that sounds more like 20 dollars." And he forked it over.

I don't remember it, but I was at zoo with my mom, her friend, and her son. Her son and I were discussing how large the zebras' genitalia was. "Look at how big that one's is." "Look at that one." Then I loudly said, "My dad's is bigger."
Everybody around laughed and my mom got embarrassed, so we left.

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TopicA business idea came to me.
coolcono
04/01/21 11:43:54 AM
#1
I have a lot of cute friends from different parts of the world. They are often poor. Maybe I should start up a fetish clip store on CLIPS$SALE using them as the models and take 20 percent, giving 80 percent to them?

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TopicGames that aged poorly... and it makes you sad
coolcono
04/01/21 11:30:43 AM
#36
Questionmarktarius posted...
Brave Fencer Musashi.
At the time, only Steamwood (twice!) was particularly janky and awkward. Several years later, the whole game is.
The terrible sequel has become much less so over the years, just by comparison.
I tried that for the first time as it looked like an interesting concept, but it is unplayable nowadays.

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TopicGames that aged poorly... and it makes you sad
coolcono
04/01/21 11:19:45 AM
#32
littlebro07 posted...
Ocarina of Time

its so fucking bad now
Good one. It is weird as Majora's Mask has held up much better.

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TopicI had a lot of facebook friend suggestions recently...
coolcono
04/01/21 11:17:12 AM
#1
Anybody else have the same thing happen?

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TopicI had a video idea dream again.
coolcono
03/31/21 11:12:39 AM
#1
You are trapped at night in a randomized mall. The door only opens when x password is given ( random combination of items in mall.) You search through the mall aided only by a flashlight. Random killer searches you down.

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TopicMy favorite pro-wrestling clip.
coolcono
03/30/21 11:50:08 AM
#3
Just not the clip where Sid breaks his leg.

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TopicI think one of the signs you are getting old is when you don't recognize
coolcono
03/30/21 11:44:50 AM
#1
any of the modern music names or songs. And you feel like they are crap.

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Topicis it FUCKING disgusting for a millenial to date a zoomer
coolcono
03/28/21 12:35:10 PM
#7
Zoomers are pretty boring. :(

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TopicStipe got murdered Jfc
coolcono
03/28/21 12:30:24 AM
#13
The hardest punch is the one you didn't see coming.

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