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| Topic | Would you ever TRUST a woman enough to give you a bee jay? |
| Johnny_Nutcase 04/14/21 9:53:26 PM #2 | That's half the fun right there. It's a thrill ride. --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office |
| Topic | Do you think dentist and hygienist perform good oral sex? |
| Johnny_Nutcase 04/14/21 9:48:53 PM #3 | I dunno. I never met a dentist i'd like to find out with. --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office |
| Topic | Drinking Topic 51: Drinkin From the Devils Hands |
| Johnny_Nutcase 04/14/21 9:39:44 PM #392 | https://www.elpasotimes.com/ See no Denny's incidents.... I however cannot comment on the cement truck disaster.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jWFz7kheQE --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office |
| Topic | Tbh I can see the argument for ass being better than boobs |
| Johnny_Nutcase 04/14/21 9:37:47 PM #2 | A lot of women have both so that's really not an argument we should be having here. --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office |
| Topic | Drinking Topic 51: Drinkin From the Devils Hands |
| Johnny_Nutcase 04/14/21 9:36:15 PM #389 | Well if that had happened I would have been there to confirm. I cannot confirm. --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office |
| Topic | The Young Bucks are wrestling with $6,000 Nikes on. |
| Johnny_Nutcase 04/14/21 8:14:21 PM #2 | So their shoes are worth more than they are? --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office |
| Topic | plenty of ugly and fat dudes have a gf |
| Johnny_Nutcase 04/14/21 7:40:07 PM #15 | CoorsLight posted... Obviously it's because I'm not ugly and fat. Those dudes must be on to something Maybe you should lay off the light beer and switch To Coors. --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office |
| Topic | Is murder an appropriate response to property damage? |
| Johnny_Nutcase 04/14/21 7:37:38 PM #2 | Mac looks like a happy go lucky kinda guy. Good for Mac. --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office |
| Topic | *unzips* |
| Johnny_Nutcase 04/14/21 7:36:19 PM #5 | Can you show me on this doll where exactly you marked him? --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office |
| Topic | It's a hot Saturday night. Why the fuck are you on CE? |
| Johnny_Nutcase 04/14/21 7:05:44 PM #7 | It's August for christ sake. --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office |
| Topic | Marjorie Taylor Greene wants to debate AOC on the Green New Deal. |
| Johnny_Nutcase 04/14/21 6:37:14 PM #31 | UnholyMudcrab posted... The only thing that would come from this is that she gets a national stage to spew her nonsense. There's no reason at all to humor her on this. Unfortunately that's all she wants is that spotlight. As interesting as it would be to have that debate, it only helps her even if she loses, which she'd never admit no matter what so it's a waste of time. --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office |
| Topic | Marjorie Taylor Greene wants to debate AOC on the Green New Deal. |
| Johnny_Nutcase 04/14/21 6:33:05 PM #27 | MabusIncarnate posted... I'd watch it just to see how many times she has to stop herself from calling AOC a racial slur, or let one slip and still see the right morons try to tell us the right isnt racist. Maybe if they had a few Gamefaqs moderators come out with Gamefaqs shirts and escort MTG off the stage for a 1 month suspension. Then she comes back 30 seconds later with a disguise and continues on... --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office |
| Topic | Marjorie Taylor Greene wants to debate AOC on the Green New Deal. |
| Johnny_Nutcase 04/14/21 6:28:56 PM #24 | I sure as shit wouldn't pay for it but i'd still like to see it. --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office |
| Topic | Drinking Topic 51: Drinkin From the Devils Hands |
| Johnny_Nutcase 04/14/21 1:03:44 AM #378 | Does Walter ever freak anyone out in town? Like "WHAT THE FUCK that guy has a mountain lion, run for it marty!" --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office |
| Topic | Drinking Topic 51: Drinkin From the Devils Hands |
| Johnny_Nutcase 04/14/21 1:02:11 AM #375 | I can never keep track of these alts. --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office |
| Topic | have you ever rode a horse before? |
| Johnny_Nutcase 04/14/21 12:19:25 AM #7 | I hate those monsters. Got thrown off of one when I was a kid and crashed down through a play house thing. Of course I tried again with another horse and he threw me off and I crashed landed through some wood. I said that's it where's my bb gun? but I was quickly stopped and the horse took off, and I said "Good I hope he never comes back!". Then I had a juice box and settled down a little. --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office |
| Topic | Drinking Topic 51: Drinkin From the Devils Hands |
| Johnny_Nutcase 04/13/21 11:52:08 PM #370 | Damn that's a good song. Haven't heard that one in a while. --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office |
| Topic | I've been feeling unattractive lately, CE |
| Johnny_Nutcase 04/13/21 8:08:38 PM #3 | Welp... Sounds like you got it all figured out. I'll be over here throwing up in your bushes. --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office |
| Topic | Do people use their butthoe for sex? |
| Johnny_Nutcase 04/13/21 8:06:20 PM #25 | CalypsoDoom posted... There's a bit more to it but idk if I can elaborate here Feel free to elaborate on it if you wish. CE loves butthoe talk. Personally, I find prolapsed assholes the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office |
| Topic | Do people use their butthoe for sex? |
| Johnny_Nutcase 04/13/21 7:52:45 PM #18 | Sometimes you just gotta dabble in both. If she's on her period you just dip it in there for a nice coating and then SLAM it into door number two. It's a fine mess but your friends parents can probably get all the various stains out of the sheets. --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office |
| Topic | Have you ever pissed in a bottle CE? |
| Johnny_Nutcase 04/13/21 6:39:18 PM #33 | Strider102 posted... Why do that when I have a perfectly good floor to pee on? I'll be the judge of that *unzips* --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office |
| Topic | Have you ever pissed in a bottle CE? |
| Johnny_Nutcase 04/13/21 6:30:21 PM #29 | Damn right. I'll never have to get up again. --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office |
| Topic | Have you ever pissed in a bottle CE? |
| Johnny_Nutcase 04/13/21 6:29:22 PM #27 | MabusIncarnate posted... Gettin this for the Fiancee. She's tired of me pissing on the seat so I can use this now. --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office |
| Topic | Drinking Topic 51: Drinkin From the Devils Hands |
| Johnny_Nutcase 04/13/21 12:10:57 AM #353 | I've already seen my friend slam his little brothers head into a light fixture over a mixed martial mario party game. --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office |
| Topic | Drinking Topic 51: Drinkin From the Devils Hands |
| Johnny_Nutcase 04/13/21 12:03:37 AM #347 | wbloechel posted... Damn straight, just like real chess! I like his backyard rules. --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office |
| Topic | Drinking Topic 51: Drinkin From the Devils Hands |
| Johnny_Nutcase 04/12/21 11:25:44 PM #330 | As much as I love her or any friends or family, I would rather die alone. If i'm lucky to get a few moments before I know what's coming i'd like to just die thinking my thoughts instead of listening to what someone else has to say. --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office |
| Topic | Would you drink someone's pee to save their life? |
| Johnny_Nutcase 04/12/21 10:46:36 PM #2 | My fiancee absolutely. --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office |
| Topic | Drinking Topic 51: Drinkin From the Devils Hands |
| Johnny_Nutcase 04/12/21 9:31:09 PM #322 | I just never believed in all that astrology shit. The Fiancee believes in it but this coming from someone else was just like .....what the fuck????? --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office |
| Topic | Drinking Topic 51: Drinkin From the Devils Hands |
| Johnny_Nutcase 04/12/21 9:25:41 PM #320 | It was weird as fuck today at work too. My boss and one of the girls at work were fucking around on this site that give you your "life number" based on your birthdate. A buncha people got in on it. Finally, I gave him my birth date and my fiancee and we were the only ones with the same number. Kinda fuckin weirded me out. --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office |
| Topic | RIP yahoo answers :( |
| Johnny_Nutcase 04/12/21 9:23:10 PM #8 | I used to play Yahoo Pool back in like 1998. I had a kick ass record beating people and talking shit. That was when every game started with a/s/l --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office |
| Topic | Drinking Topic 51: Drinkin From the Devils Hands |
| Johnny_Nutcase 04/12/21 9:20:11 PM #318 | It's a common name. Scammers are just moving forward with their spoofing bullshit. Does he live in Memphis? If so, that might be something... --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office |
| Topic | RIP yahoo answers :( |
| Johnny_Nutcase 04/12/21 9:19:02 PM #6 | Trumpo posted... No they make bank from sports and finance I wish I could recover my Yahoo account but try as I might, it cannot be done. That's why I hope they shut it all down. --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office |
| Topic | Drinking Topic 51: Drinkin From the Devils Hands |
| Johnny_Nutcase 04/12/21 9:13:43 PM #316 | Just got a call from a Steven Butler in Memphis, TN (901). Normally I don't get names showing up on my phone unless I add them there. Wonder what Steven wanted. --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office |
| Topic | Are hairy V's hot in your opinion? |
| Johnny_Nutcase 04/12/21 8:51:35 PM #63 | I don't like when it's jusssst short enough to scratch my cock. I've had that happen before. Other than that I don't care as long as it's not a godamn forest. --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office |
| Topic | RIP yahoo answers :( |
| Johnny_Nutcase 04/12/21 8:45:22 PM #2 | Is Yahoo going to finally go away now? --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office |
| Topic | Drinking Topic 51: Drinkin From the Devils Hands |
| Johnny_Nutcase 04/12/21 7:38:22 PM #314 | So if we all register we just have to hope we randomly play each other? That sucks. I get it's to prevent cheating for the points but they should allow it in an unranked type of game. --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office |
| Topic | Drinking Topic 51: Drinkin From the Devils Hands |
| Johnny_Nutcase 04/12/21 7:26:20 PM #310 | Oh I wrecked the shit out of some broad in my last game. Seriously though if we register can we play each other? If not, it's not worth it. --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office |
| Topic | Drinking Topic 51: Drinkin From the Devils Hands |
| Johnny_Nutcase 04/12/21 7:19:13 PM #305 | FUCKING CHRIST 0-2 so far.... I thought i'd be better at this. --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office |
| Topic | Drinking Topic 51: Drinkin From the Devils Hands |
| Johnny_Nutcase 04/12/21 7:14:03 PM #304 | Played one game and got fucked up in round 2 that cost me the game. Didn't see any ads but I have a blocker. If I sign up with this site can we play each other? --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office |
| Topic | Drinking Topic 51: Drinkin From the Devils Hands |
| Johnny_Nutcase 04/12/21 7:07:33 PM #299 | Does it have ads? --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office |
| Topic | "I don't need to alter my state of mind to have fun" |
| Johnny_Nutcase 04/12/21 7:06:15 PM #16 | Malcrasternus posted... This topic is driving me to drink. Way ahead of ya. --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office |
| Topic | "I don't need to alter my state of mind to have fun" |
| Johnny_Nutcase 04/12/21 7:04:10 PM #13 | Beveren_Rabbit posted... Why aren't you straight-edge? Straight-edge: -shows self-control - I show self control, I know when to stop before I get sick. -lets others know you're fun without drugs/alcohol - Again this isn't a good argument. Nobody thinks im not fun unless im drunk.... -dependable - I'm always drunk, you can depend on that. -if something bad happens at a party, you're there to save the day - Why? If something bad happens you're gonna be my ride to the ER. --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office |
| Topic | Drinking Topic 51: Drinkin From the Devils Hands |
| Johnny_Nutcase 04/12/21 7:01:07 PM #295 | It's online? Is it free? --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office |
| Topic | "I don't need to alter my state of mind to have fun" |
| Johnny_Nutcase 04/12/21 7:00:12 PM #11 | The Trent posted... Its more like hey if you thought I was fun before then watch this shit! This. These people assume if you drink you're no fun sober. That makes no sense. I'm with my friends drunk and sober, we all agree it's just more fun to be drunk because we have MORE fun. --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office |
| Topic | "I don't need to alter my state of mind to have fun" |
| Johnny_Nutcase 04/12/21 6:55:20 PM #6 | I drink to have MORE fun. --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office |
| Topic | New Age of Empires IV gameplay trailer |
| Johnny_Nutcase 04/12/21 6:43:19 PM #10 | Can't wait..... as long as they don't fuck it up. At least it looks like it's staying true to AOE 2 with improvements. --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office |
| Topic | I don't understand how some people pass their classes |
| Johnny_Nutcase 04/12/21 6:34:48 PM #13 | Ohhh yeah I could see that with Finance. For some reason I took a finance class as an elective (Thought it would be good to learn some good finance skills). All I did was look up finance calculators online that did everything for me. I did get the concepts of what they were driving at but i'm not a math person so I just used a calculator. I'd do the same thing in the real world too. --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office |
| Topic | Watching the Child's Play (Chuckie) movies on NetFlix |
| Johnny_Nutcase 04/12/21 6:31:54 PM #2 | Ohhh fuck man I just look at it as a comedy and enjoy it for what it is. You don't need to analyze the Childs Play movies. Just that one scene alone where he writes "Fuck you bitch!" on the kids homework for the teacher to see had me laughing. --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office |
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