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TopicGood lord, they are calling it Trump vaccine now.
Machete
07/25/21 8:56:02 PM
#78
ButteryMales posted...
The mods don't exactly have an amazing record when it comes to misinformation.


He just got off a suspension. They are just late getting to this because it's sunday
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TopicGood lord, they are calling it Trump vaccine now.
Machete
07/25/21 6:14:20 PM
#50
ButteryMales posted...
Jesus Christ, it's just the flu bullshit in 2021.


"When you want to get banned, just keep saying the same things that keep getting you suspended until they have finally had enough of you." -guesswho33
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TopicGood lord, they are calling it Trump vaccine now.
Machete
07/25/21 4:28:45 PM
#8
"trump vaccine" makes sense though. It is a vaccine for the trump virus. A vaccine for AIDS would be called "AIDS vaccine" because it innoculates against AIDS. Therefore, it is logical for an inocculation against trump virus to be called "trump vaccine." People should start spreading this all over social media so that there is no confusion about the name.
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TopicWould you have breeding intercourse with a Ditto from Pokemon?
Machete
07/25/21 4:23:17 PM
#11
Duncanwii posted...
Good luck going through sex without saying anything funny.


This is the 2nd "..." duncan moment I've had in less than a week. Would you mind if I tag you as "..." ? I won't if you aren't okay with it.
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Topicwhat are some things you do to stay off drugs?
Machete
07/25/21 3:09:31 PM
#34
I don't understand the premise of the topic title. I either want to do something or I don't. When it comes to drugs (or anything at all in general) that I don't want to do, there is no "staying off." There is simply "I don't want to do _______ so I won't." That's all there is to that.
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TopicTrump speculates on Lebron becoming transgender
Machete
07/25/21 2:49:09 PM
#48
Xavier_On_High posted...
It would be nice if Trump would become trans-living.


lol good post
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TopicPeople who wear Walmart clothes...
Machete
07/25/21 2:48:01 PM
#10
Because getting clothes elsewhere would mean spending more money and there wouldn't be any benefit whatsoever to offset the extra cost.
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TopicTrump speculates on Lebron becoming transgender
Machete
07/25/21 2:42:30 PM
#44
Vicious_Dios posted...
I don't worship anyone, just the blessed Lord. ('-' )

Or in your words:



Most things you say are shitposts so we are all used to that... but this one is just weird and bizarre even by your standards.
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TopicThe most orgasmic thing in the world sneak archery in Skyrim
Machete
07/25/21 2:34:25 PM
#15
mooreandrew58 posted...


I did the same with muffle.

I loved one shotting queen mirelurks in fallout 4 with a sneak dagger attack. Just amusing to kill something so big so easily with something so small.


Alteration is good for spamming too. I didn't need to but I decided to legendary it once and them soam back to 100 with telekinesis because I got the skill late and it's that fun to fuck around with. I launched a nord mead straight into the air and hit myself on the head, and when it came down on that bounce, it hit Serana lol. That's what she gets for doing dumb shit like hogging ore veins when I'm trying to mine or reviving dead cows and chickens instead of useful stuff.

I also sneak 1-hit killed a dragon that was sleeping. It woke up, started flying around, circled a few times around the valley below where I found it and then crash landed, stumbled to its feet and finally did the death animation. They seem to be glitchy in this playthrough. Another one died and the skeleton flipped out and sunk under the groud and just had a spasming tail flailing around above the surface. Now there is a dead one that keeps respawning all over the place in Riften. It's the same one because it's always empty and won't skeletonize anymore.

Sneak one shotting the draugr deathlords that lie/stand around waiting to try and ambush is fun too.
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TopicAm I the only one who knows how goddamn lame and predictable the MCU movies are?
Machete
07/25/21 2:10:55 PM
#15
I don't really watch those
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TopicThe most orgasmic thing in the world sneak archery in Skyrim
Machete
07/25/21 2:10:00 PM
#8
I don't sneak attack often but I always had sneak on all the time when walking around just to train it up faster. I also spam muffle for illusion levelling (which I legendary'd over 20 times)
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TopicTrump claims the Indians will be upset over the Cleveland team name change
Machete
07/25/21 2:04:43 PM
#9
R1masher posted...
Who?


R1masher = donald trump confirmed
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TopicTrump speculates on Lebron becoming transgender
Machete
07/25/21 1:58:43 PM
#23
donald trump is less intelligent than any single-celled organism
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TopicConservative children publisher Brave Books debuts with Elephants Are Not Birds
Machete
07/25/21 12:25:19 PM
#152
That makes sense. The average trump supporter would definitely struggle to differentiate between elephants and birds. If you show donald trump a picture of an elephant and like a dozen bird pictures and ask him to determine which is the elephant, he would probably point to a lampshade on the other side of the room...
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Topicppl literally think my name is "swagnet zero"?
Machete
07/24/21 8:40:39 PM
#14
Because it is. If you don't like it, close your account... and all your other ones too. You made the username. If you don't like the fact that it is what it is, get rid of it. That's clearly the number 0 in the name. You did this to yourself. Stop projecting.
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TopicThey finally killed Aunt Jemima.
Machete
07/24/21 3:06:50 AM
#37
\_()_/

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Topic'99 problems but a vax ain't one' guy dies of COVID
Machete
07/23/21 11:37:14 PM
#41
Jabodie posted...
To quote the former president, "It is what it is."
That is a very relevant quote because ledbowman is one of the self-proclaimed most pro-trump users on this board.

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Topic'99 problems but a vax ain't one' guy dies of COVID
Machete
07/23/21 11:33:35 PM
#40
oh shucks

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TopicAfter latest DC shooting, police chief says the justice system isn't functioning
Machete
07/23/21 10:49:36 PM
#12
Bio1590 posted...
Ah! You must mean like 8-month sentences for attempting to overthrow the government and kill members of congress!


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TopicFBI says it got more than 4,500 tips on Kavanaugh
Machete
07/23/21 8:19:15 PM
#12
newhorrorguy posted...
need to be removed.


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Topicnot proud of this but i just made a scene in public for the 1st time in my life
Machete
07/23/21 8:18:03 PM
#11
That's what you get for not turning 361 degrees around instead
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TopicDozen Values political test.
Machete
07/23/21 8:16:31 PM
#19
Took this on politics board earlier today. Got social georgism.
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TopicMAGFest 2022 is January 6-9 in National Harbor, MD
Machete
07/23/21 3:53:54 PM
#16
DirkDiggles posted...
Lol I thought the title said MAGAFest.


Me too. I ddn't read it wrong, but when I saw that it starts on 1/6, my immediate thought was "oh yeah that is maga fest for sure. Tc must have just typoed" lol
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TopicCandace Owens compares conservatives to Jews in Nazi Germany.
Machete
07/23/21 1:40:44 PM
#12
I would be pleased if very bad stuff happened to her
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TopicHow many of these 10 upcoming games do you intend to play?
Machete
07/23/21 1:34:24 PM
#10
None of them

I am interested in the metroid one though.
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TopicI wish people like sober deupd_u as much as they liked drunkd_u
Machete
07/23/21 1:32:07 PM
#6
deupd_u posted...

I'm quite a stapler


Okay rob schneider
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TopicWhat are the Top 10 most active boards on GameFAQs?
Machete
07/23/21 12:04:08 PM
#2
make america great again and life as a gamer are definitely on the list >_>
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TopicWhat do you do if someone beats thee kid in public?
Machete
07/23/21 12:03:20 PM
#12
008Zulu posted...
scalleywags

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TopicCleveland Indians change name to Guardians.
Machete
07/23/21 11:19:36 AM
#58
R1masher posted...
Shoulda went with steamers

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TopicIncel plotted mass slaughter of at least 3000 sorority girls in Ohio
Machete
07/22/21 3:08:33 PM
#58
Ratchetrockon posted...

there is something off about his bike, but I juuuuuust can't place it >_>

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TopicThe average age for fast food worker is 27.
Machete
07/22/21 2:57:38 PM
#28
weekoldhotdog posted...

I shutter to think


Of course you do...
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Topicthis is fucked up - result of guy following woman home
Machete
07/22/21 2:52:14 PM
#24
WingsOfGood posted...


he said he will kill and rape her and told her boyfriend\husband that


Wtf
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Topicwhat did you eat for breakfast this morning?
Machete
07/22/21 2:43:06 PM
#40
No
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Topicthis is fucked up - result of guy following woman home
Machete
07/22/21 2:23:32 PM
#13
MC_BatCommander posted...
That's terrifying, the way he just drones on with that same string of words.


What did he say? (No audio on phone)
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TopicIf felt not even a decade ago most dudes were White Knights to women
Machete
07/22/21 2:18:36 PM
#23
Veggeta_MAX posted...
https://twitter.com/glittervelocity


At first glance, for a split second I read that as glitteringfairy
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TopicIf this gets to 50 post Ill cIose my account.
Machete
07/22/21 1:12:27 PM
#81
Middle hope posted...
Who is TCs main?


God of entirety
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TopicLol I'm a girl fight, why do dey go for da hair, top, or panties?
Machete
07/22/21 1:10:43 PM
#13
You are a girl fight? Huh... I always thought you were a fight between an alien and bigfoot...
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TopicPatients dying from COVID19; doctor please give me the vaccine
Machete
07/22/21 1:08:02 PM
#59
CableZL posted...
The only thing I was skeptical about wrt to the covid vaccines was anything Donald Trump had to say about them.

Nobody should take medical advice from a guy who said windmill noises cause cancer.


The rule of thumb is that if deranged donald says sonething, it isn't true.
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TopicPatients dying from COVID19; doctor please give me the vaccine
Machete
07/22/21 12:06:04 PM
#50
viewmaster_pi posted...
a couple of you dudes sound a little too delighted to hear about people dying...


Only when you aren't actually reading anything
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TopicIncel plotted mass slaughter of at least 3000 sorority girls in Ohio
Machete
07/22/21 11:55:32 AM
#45
trappedunderice posted...

the subreddit


Lmao
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TopicThe perfect girl but she loves her mama, Jesus, and America too.
Machete
07/22/21 11:50:57 AM
#17
Sounds like she's trying to learn to fly but she ain't got wings...
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TopicMy Doctor says my Vitamin D levels are 11.
Machete
07/22/21 11:49:29 AM
#3
What does the D stand for? ;)
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TopicPeanut butter on burgers is a thing?
Machete
07/21/21 7:49:24 PM
#10
Ryuko_Chan posted...
seeet

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TopicGeorge Carlin would be on MY side today
Machete
07/21/21 7:46:56 PM
#5
Lost_All_Senses posted...
would of


Lmao yeah okay buddy
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