Lurker > Trumble

I have nothing against reasonable ones. Shit like staging huge explosions that burn down half the state is not "reasonable", not even close, though - go back to cutting a cake that you don't know what color it'll be inside or shit like that.

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D. A sample size of one is not enough - in fact haven't there been other examples who have been decent? (Not as president, of course, but just in government in general.)

Let's just not let that celebrity be president again.

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AlisLandale posted...

ah its just the old Certificate of authenticity thing with extra steps.

Pretty much - a certificate of authenticity that's on a blockchain instead of physical paper.

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Illegal where?

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tevilstwo posted...

$874,103 is $874,103 but the secret bonus foot could be anything

no it's a foot

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David1988 posted...

Come on, you seriously think that dude actually raped that girl like in the story? If you believe that part of the story that means you probably believe his other stories too, but I think we all know someone like that doesnt have the charisma(for lack of a better word) to get a girl to let him into her house to begin with

The best case scenario is that it's false, which still means he took the time to invent a fictional account of raping some chick and thinks it's something to be proud of.

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...everyone is trying to kill you.

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It's pretty much a "cover their own ass" thing. Not sure about US, but over here, if a retailer sells to someone who is of legal age (18 here) but "should" know that they intended to supply it to someone under 18, it's still treated as an underage sale.

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You still have control over it to the same extent you do now, but no sensation of whether you actually need to piss or not.

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I'm on his side as far as the "if he doesn't want to fuck her he shouldn't have to" part, but uhh... going around calling her "a man" isn't cool, so he absolutely deserves to be shit on for that.

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Not at all. The deity part isn't completely out of the question, I'm sure there's some viable if obscure explanation as to how the inbreeding turned out okay (or maybe the whole point is that it didn't turn out so great, and we just think we're normal because it's what we're used to...), even the talking snake isn't unreasonable, I mean have you ever met a parrot? But Adam ate the apple because Eve told him to. A man listening to his wife is 100% fiction.

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Hambo the Hog posted...

I watched the tutorial with the S's and the V's and such, but it came out a little different from the original. I put in the arm, the spikies, and the floating eyes, so idk what I did wrong.

This is fucking great.

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That is all.

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The only time I've ever used it other than to talk about the term itself was asking someone if they prefer "mommy milkers or daddy dumpers", so that's an easy take it.

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TC's mom

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Ex-Kefiroth posted...

what is a bonus foot

Trumble posted...

it's a secret

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I can't tell you how the foot works, it's a secret.

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divot1338 posted...

Doesnt say in the tweet.

Was this just covering up after the fact or some more active participation?

From an AP article about it, basically seems that they falsified records to claim they were checking on him regularly as required, when they were basically just sitting around browsing the web (and not checking on him).

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Crazyman93 posted...

If you're too embarrassed to buy condoms, you're too immature to have sex.

If you're too immature to have sex, but you're having sex anyway, isn't it better to be having it with condoms?

Not that turning a blind eye to stealing them is the solution to that either, but... maybe, just maybe, the solution lies in not putting people that young, in a situation where they have to buy them, in the first place? Or at least, giving them a way to do so anonymously (maybe a vending machine, that sells them in addition to normal vending machine stuff)?

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Payzmaykr posted...

It was obviously murder. So insulting that they thought the general public would believe that he killed himself in a facility that its literally impossible to kill yourself in.

It sounds like they're trying to play it off as "the guards were neglecting their duties, which lead to him being able to kill himself", but... yeah, that just doesn't sound believable.

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SothaSil posted...

I mean id believe it but do we have a real source or

https://apnews.com/article/business-government-and-politics-3a0b465c080e1b0a53ce15315179d542

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ta-COES

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Wat do?

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DarkRoast posted...

Honestly, Shinra is the kind of company that would get its tendrils in both parties to ensure that whatever power shifts happen, it's always got influence.

^ This.

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The legitimate winner of the 2020 election, aka Kanye West.

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LordRazziel posted...

What the fuck is going on?

Check out the daddy dumper on this girl.



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So CEmen, are you a mommy milker man or a daddy dumper man?

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Ivermectin - much like HCQ - was thought to show promise at one stage. It was later found to be ineffective. Every time this happens, the conspiracy crowd tend to act like it's being covered up (rather than, y'kno, it just not working).

TC is either trying to slowly bait people into that, or has fallen for it themself. That's all that's going on here.

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CE has spoken, and "Daddy dumper" is a clear winner!

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SBAllen should ban people who have the letters A, O or C in their usernames tbh. They're probably just cultists trying to dogwhistle by using said letters.

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Let's see what CE's favorite term for asses is.

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LordMarshal posted...

But if we switch everyones race then itd be fine to hate the white people.....

No, it wouldn't be. It's wrong to be hateful towards any race.

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I currently will wear one if there is (or recently have been) active community cases in the country, or if I suspect there are. The vaccine won't change that, at least not just me having it - once the rollout to everyone is more or less complete, that might be a different matter.

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I gave up trying to buy a legit PS5 and just pirated one instead.

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Solar_Crimson posted...

I'm picturing its box that has Trump's face on it while holding a plate of it.

I bet it comes with cheese, but it's just a solid block, because he wants to make America grate again.

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MAGAroni.

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TheOtherMike posted...

Because they don't understand the difference between actually purchasing and owning a game vs purchasing a license to play the game that's only valid as long as they have an active account and available servers.

You only own a licence when you buy a physical copy too. It's just much harder for them to enforce revoking it.

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The "how humanoid?" question is always a big one, but that there's humanoid enough for me.

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It's been nearly 20 years since I owned a physical copy of any PC game (and about 4 years since I even owned a PC with a disc drive). On PS3, a few of the games I got really early during my time owning the system are physical, but most are digital. Literally every game I own on PS4 is digital.

Given that track record, I'm not exactly inclined to see a lack of a disc drive as a major issue.

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Mackorov posted...

that's because covid doesnt turn you into an ugly ass ghoul that people will run away from the moment they take one look at you.

Covid was highly infectious because as I said, many people are asymptomic, the fatality rate is super low and this meant people were mingling about without knowing who carried the virus and who didnt' .

Put this into perspective, imagine a covid-infected person has a huge glowing arrow over his head saying 'I'M INFECTED WITH COVID'.
That's exactly what it's like for a zombie infection.

Kinda sounds like you're limiting yourself to a specific idea of how a zombie infection works. What if the zombie infection also worked like covid, at least in the sense of that it could spread before the carrier became symptomatic (with or without also "some people never show symptoms but still spread it")?

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The only reason to bother trying to refute the actual arguments anti-vaxxers use (as opposed to the anti-vaxx stance in and of itself) is if you're doing so for the sake of other people who may be reading it.

Their reasons are excuses, not actual reasons - in the sense that it's not "I believe _________, so I'm antivax", but rather "I decided to be anti-vax, and found ______ as an excuse to cling to in support of it". Therefore - even if you were to prove their reasoning wrong, to their satisfaction (unlikely in and of itself), there's no point, they'd just find a new reason to cling to.

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https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/tree-farts-increase-carbon-emissions-in-ghost-forests/

Trees that were poisoned and killed by saltwater are emitting greenhouses gases known as tree farts, prompting researchers to warn of a secret warming source that could become worse as rising seas encroach on forests.

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You know what else has been around for centuries?

Your mom.

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Interesting how so far, only Americans have picked the gun option...

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Xavier_On_High posted...

Does it extend to future possessions, or only things I currently own?

Future possessions too.

BloodMoon7 posted...

Sounds like a good way to accidentally shoot yourself. Your penis? Also a gun.

Not only that, but your ammo? Guess what that also is.

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Didn't work on either desktop or mobile for me.

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