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TopicHave you asked a girl out that already had a boyfriend?
Autocraticus
05/26/21 7:30:27 PM
#18
Yes, she was flirty by nature, I took it a different way that when she intended it. When she cancelled when we were supposed to hang out, I left it at that.
TopicYou ever get da feeling dat you'll never date a cute white girl?
Autocraticus
05/26/21 1:29:32 PM
#6
I did, and she was absolutely insane. Last white girl I ever dated.
TopicYou ever deed to anything in a video game? >_______>
Autocraticus
05/25/21 8:17:13 PM
#49


Langrisser Mobile had the best waifus
TopicIt's a Billy Joel kinda night for me.
Autocraticus
05/25/21 7:49:40 PM
#35
Speaking of Famous Last Words:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEtcu-l9wDo

It was such an angry album but had some of his best work.
TopicRemember when this car was everywhere?
Autocraticus
05/24/21 5:56:09 PM
#13
Not sure why I was expecting an Aztec
TopicIt's a Billy Joel kinda night for me.
Autocraticus
05/24/21 12:12:31 PM
#26
TopicIt's a Billy Joel kinda night for me.
Autocraticus
05/24/21 8:46:09 AM
#16
https://youtu.be/LB-tkHD4uXU

Billy joel is on my list of dream concerts. It's too bad his tickets go super fast.
TopicYo, I really want to ask her out. But dunno how to do it.
Autocraticus
05/24/21 8:45:08 AM
#75
Holy shit dude if she wasn't interested before she definitely won't be now.

The fact you've already placed her on a pedestal already shows you aren't ready to be in a serious relationship with her.
TopicIt's a Billy Joel kinda night for me.
Autocraticus
05/24/21 6:46:29 AM
#14
TopicSecret of Mana kinda sucks
Autocraticus
05/23/21 7:21:50 PM
#27
It would have been better had they not canceled the nintendo Play Station. You can tell that there was a lot of game play removed to deal with the capacity of a cart vs. a CD
TopicHas an 18 or 19 year old ever liked you while you were like 26 years old+?
Autocraticus
05/22/21 5:57:10 PM
#36
Yep, I met her through borderlands and I think she became obsessed with me because i was a dude who didn't obsess over her being a gamer girl.
Topic''I want cryptocurrency to fail so i can buy a graphics card!"
Autocraticus
05/21/21 7:13:13 PM
#15
My 970 looking pretty haggard these days.
TopicThis is a FUCKING garden
Autocraticus
05/21/21 6:43:01 PM
#10
Salad Makin'!
Topic24/7 erection for the rest of your life, no health downsides
Autocraticus
05/21/21 12:57:40 PM
#2
"we are here today to lay to rest the remains of your father...."

No deal.
TopicSeinfeld Writer Says These Days Kramer Would Be In Both QAnon And Antifa
Autocraticus
05/20/21 12:14:06 PM
#13
You know my friend, Bob Sacamano?

Well he went down to the Capitol on the sixth.
TopicViral video shows wild beatdown at Little Caesars in Georgia
Autocraticus
05/18/21 9:09:40 PM
#14
Dude's mom taught him to always hold the door open for a lady.
TopicC/D: the original Saw is one of the best horror movies of its time
Autocraticus
05/17/21 6:21:15 PM
#12
game...

over!

God, what an ending.
TopicDo you have trouble getting girls to date you?
Autocraticus
05/17/21 5:57:03 PM
#7
Preengagement I was pulling tail I had no business pulling.
TopicSo since aliens are confirmed to exist by the US govt, what games do they play?
Autocraticus
05/16/21 2:05:34 PM
#6
Black and White, and we're the NPCs.
TopicLilly Singh's Late-Night show ending in june
Autocraticus
05/16/21 2:03:58 PM
#6
I thought it was dead on arrival.
TopicJoe Biden reiterates his support for Israel
Autocraticus
05/15/21 10:55:02 PM
#34
Joeydollaz posted...
OP how old are you?. Do you realize Israel is a powerful nation?

https://youtu.be/1vDx-5b7T8M?t=38

Am I the only one bothered by the weird positioning of Bidens hands during that interview? lol, headlocked the mic
TopicFor gacha games do you usually roll for good units or for waifu units? >_>
Autocraticus
05/15/21 12:42:19 PM
#7
I play Final Fantasy Opera Omnia. I like getting meta units but if I absolutely love the character I'll pull. For example, Mog just came out and his kit is pretty terrible but, cmon... it's Mog! So I pulled.
TopicYour best friends girl says ''Hey ugly fuck, we got 57 minutes to have fun''
Autocraticus
05/15/21 12:32:45 PM
#3
Donkey Konga. She already brought the bongos.
TopicBought a southwest salad from wendys like 3 days ago
Autocraticus
05/15/21 1:48:54 AM
#4
If it was refrigerated, its fine
TopicWho here has not gotten infected with covid?
Autocraticus
05/15/21 12:10:05 AM
#48
My fiance got it, and she was completely irresponsible while she was sick. Basically refused to get a test and put a lot of people at risk. I took care of her while she was sick and was around her a lot before she got her positive test. Yet, I came out unscathed.
TopicWhy is linking to that Trump website even allowed?
Autocraticus
05/14/21 8:00:05 PM
#7
You don't have to read it.
TopicThis new mask mandate is gonna be a disaster
Autocraticus
05/14/21 7:23:26 PM
#39
But I thought this presidency believed in the science!
TopicCDC says fully vaccinated people don't have to wear masks no more
Autocraticus
05/14/21 3:08:40 PM
#128
I'm vaxxed.

Goodbye, mask.
TopicNeed a new grill but might as well be Grill General
Autocraticus
05/14/21 3:04:49 PM
#5
I love my Akorn, but I'm not a fan of the size. a traeger pellet smoker would be nice because of how much space I'd have, but I really prefer the chunk wood.
TopicIsraeli army launches ground operations into Gaza
Autocraticus
05/13/21 6:31:21 PM
#33
Flauros posted...
oy vey this needs to stop before it sparks a damn global conflict

This happens a lot. It'll just be met with another ceasefire.
TopicIsraeli army launches ground operations into Gaza
Autocraticus
05/13/21 6:14:52 PM
#24
Hamas fires missles into Tel Aviv.

Hamas: How could they do this to us?
TopicIs Prey any good?
Autocraticus
05/13/21 1:34:33 PM
#7
I really, really enjoyed it.
TopicCalifornia has lowest covid cases in the country. Newsom approal ratings soar.
Autocraticus
05/13/21 12:50:34 PM
#3
This just in, the vaccines work.
TopicBachelor star: "I was blackmailed into coming out as gay"
Autocraticus
05/12/21 5:27:24 PM
#16
The blackmail was so terrible, they even made me get my own Netflix reality show!
TopicHooking up with an internet girl tonight.
Autocraticus
05/12/21 3:01:06 PM
#35
jon1012 posted...
any oics
Leave it to Jon to ask the real questions.
TopicWTF! Aqua Teen Hunger Force/Venture Bros/Metalocolypse is BACK!!!
Autocraticus
05/12/21 1:32:18 PM
#5
They truly were an Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
TopicThe perfect woman has literally been found
Autocraticus
05/12/21 11:42:22 AM
#11


I present to you, Lady Taco Belle.
TopicReal talk: Why is America cool with violence, but not titties? >_>
Autocraticus
05/12/21 11:22:27 AM
#11
I still remember seeing 28 Days Later and the shock of seeing a full frontal wang on the big screen. That stuff just didn't normally happen in the typical Hollywood cinema.
TopicThis is the Republican Party now.
Autocraticus
05/12/21 11:18:21 AM
#11
Super-Mario-Fan posted...
Keep in mind this guy is 25. That Stefanik woman is also in her 30s. The younger pro Trumpers are hellbent on kicking the older never Trumpers out of the party.

Same could be said for the progressive wing of the democrats. America is becoming more polarized in its politics.
Topic*Before Covid* Kids: I hate school! adults: school sucked
Autocraticus
05/12/21 10:05:12 AM
#5
You don't know what you've got until it's gone.
TopicIs this okay for a high school teacher to do?
Autocraticus
05/11/21 12:17:36 PM
#9
If it's only artwork, fine. I show student work all the time.

Faces is a big no no. Even if the parents signed a release, it's intended for school functions not personal snapchats.
TopicAnybody else with WEIRDED OUT by vaccination bribes?
Autocraticus
05/09/21 2:13:38 PM
#2
I should have held out longer.
TopicElon Musk called out for saying he was the first SNL host with Asperger's.
Autocraticus
05/09/21 12:51:08 PM
#10
lmfao crimes against humanity.

LOCK. HIM. UP!

TopicRate my Mr. X haircut / 10
Autocraticus
05/09/21 11:05:19 AM
#10
You can still see some floating hair under the chin, lol
TopicChoose who you'll be fucking tonight [1][2][3][4][5] [6][7][8][9][10]
Autocraticus
05/08/21 7:28:55 PM
#11
Hopefully sh0es wig stays on.
TopicYou really gotta be careful when you tell a woman she smells good
Autocraticus
05/08/21 1:33:49 PM
#6
When I was in middle school, this girl who had a crush on me (I didn't know it at the time) told me I smelled good and it weirded me out. So I get it.
TopicBREAKING NEWS: Consenting adults consently match on dating website
Autocraticus
05/08/21 1:17:52 PM
#19
lmao wtf? The dating app doesn't force you with older men, you have to select the option.

Even if you're new and havent set up your profile, you make the choice to match. Go away NYP.
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