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Topic	Gamer sneaks into Biden press briefing dressed as a reporter and asks questions.
awesome999 04/11/21 9:16:06 AM #2	"What will the Biden administration do to combat the recent lack of anime waifus in Sony games?" --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist.
Topic	what is your country's national embarrassment?
awesome999 04/11/21 9:12:15 AM #60	I am On a serious note, the leadership, the politicians keep feeding us shit and we keep begging for more --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist.
Topic	Biden's proposed budget includes massive increases in science funding.
awesome999 04/11/21 9:02:51 AM #14	Fam_Fam posted... because we drive in 2D space now...? ...yes, cars drive forwards and backwards and left and right. The road decides when you go up and down If we had human driven flying cars, the average driver who can barely drive on the road is gonna end up killing hundreds with a minor accident --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist.
Topic	Tell me about your hobbies that don't involve a screen, CE
awesome999 04/11/21 8:22:42 AM #1	I play the flute and the piano (more like the keyboard, no weighted keys lmao). Mediocre in both but it's whatever Also, I tried growing an avocado tree from a seed during lockdown but it's not going to well. Endgame for that is bonsai I also read a bit but it doesn't count cause I mostly download pdfs and not buy paper books --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist.
Topic	Germans protest for a stricter CoVID-19 lockdown
awesome999 04/11/21 5:56:23 AM #2	for? Huh, Germans How's the vaccination going over there? My grandmother recently got hers, we're still in the elderly phase but normal life has resumed --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist.
Topic	China says U.S. has caused humanitarian disasters through military interventions
awesome999 04/10/21 9:42:41 AM #33	I agree the US isn't a force for good in the world, TC But 21st century China is barely any better --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist.
Topic	what is the best godfather quote?
awesome999 04/10/21 4:46:47 AM #20	Look how they massacred my boy --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist.
Topic	Kevin Seefried, man who carried Confederate flag into Capitol, indicted
awesome999 04/09/21 10:14:33 PM #20	Treason is life in preason ~~I am not sorry~~ --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist.
Topic	did your sister marry a chad?
awesome999 04/09/21 10:12:25 PM #3	Pics of sister --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist.
Topic	"Fun fact" from an incel.
awesome999 04/09/21 10:10:12 PM #14	Part of me wants to hug him, part of me wants to cut him up with a machete --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist.
Topic	C/D you've been called daddy by someone who isn't your daughter/son
awesome999 04/09/21 10:01:03 PM #7	Nah, not that Chad --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist.
Topic	But seriously, could you imagine being Riley Reid's child?
awesome999 04/09/21 9:59:32 PM #9	I genuinely feel bad for pornstar's families and especially kids They didn't ask for any of that and children and teens can be brutal with that kind of stuff --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist.
Topic	I have the solution to the incel epidemic.
awesome999 04/09/21 9:57:21 PM #5	Irony posted... Glory holes like those Czech videos I've watched I like this one better --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist.
Topic	Inheritance should be banned
awesome999 04/09/21 9:52:13 PM #27	Yeah give them to the government, I'm sure they won't abuse it Good idea on paper, terrible in practice --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist.
Topic	Every day Jeff Bezos comes closer to killing Superman
awesome999 04/09/21 9:09:05 PM #2	Jeff Bezos isn't black though --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist.
Topic	Any virgins here?
awesome999 04/09/21 9:02:42 PM #14	Corona gonna make me regrow my hymen --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist.
Topic	Florida woman who coughed on cancer patient in store gets 30 days in jail
awesome999 04/09/21 6:37:27 PM #11	A month in jail is not enough, that's dangerously close to attempted murder --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist.
Topic	Guys look at my twitch stream.
awesome999 04/09/21 6:34:25 PM #2	This is what I got https://m.twitch.tv/videos/979800933 --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist.
Topic	The Continuing Adventures of "DrizztLink is Weird as Fuck on Tinder."
awesome999 04/09/21 6:31:21 PM #4	He got in her pants --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist.
Topic	Huh.. Female Thor is actually pretty cute.
awesome999 04/09/21 6:25:50 PM #30	Man, I really wish they didn't kill Hela, she was great --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist.
Topic	Huh.. Female Thor is actually pretty cute.
awesome999 04/09/21 12:41:57 PM #11	Love the nipples on the armor, lmao --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist.
Topic	?whose worse, zoomers or boomers
awesome999 04/09/21 12:21:23 PM #17	As a zoomer (1997), zoomers --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist.
Topic	Report: Sony will remake The Last of Us 1
awesome999 04/09/21 12:13:08 PM #47	As a Nintendo snob, I'd love to make fun of them But in the interest of not being a hypocrite, I won't ~~Nintendo released Xenoblade on Wii, New3DS and Switch~~ --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist.
Topic	it really feels like the US is in irreversible decline.
awesome999 04/09/21 12:08:58 PM #12	The Trent posted... hell yeah --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist.
Topic	Man arrested after three separate attacks on Asians in span of a month in NYC.
awesome999 04/09/21 12:03:35 PM #2	Why'd it take three At least he's in custody now --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist.
Topic	Prince Philip dead at 99
awesome999 04/09/21 12:00:05 PM #43	Rest in peace shironinja posted... He was quite attractive when he was younger, nice --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist.
Topic	so is men drinking their wife/gf's breast milk going to be the new fad fetish
awesome999 04/09/21 11:57:46 AM #15	This has literally been my thing for a decade wtf Sucking tits>Licking pussy>>Eating ass>>>>>Anything feet --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist.
Topic	Bang, Marry, Kill: MCU main cast edition
awesome999 04/09/21 11:55:56 AM #6	Parappa09 posted... Fuck SMH Parappa, smh --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist.
Topic	Bang, Marry, Kill: MCU main cast edition
awesome999 04/09/21 11:54:25 AM #4	Fuck: Gamora (pre GotG is better) Marry: Scarlet Witch Kill: Black Widow --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist.
Topic	I'm quitting smoking ciggs. 18 years of smoking and about 36 hours of abstinance
awesome999 04/09/21 11:40:39 AM #4	Good luck my man, you'll hate yourself but it'll be all worth it in the end --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist.
Topic	What weapon should I main in MH Rise?
awesome999 04/09/21 6:36:57 AM #5	I'm personally a Switch Axe and Charge Blade guy so one of those --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist.
Topic	15 year old abruptly kills himself after blackmailer threatens to expose pics
awesome999 04/09/21 12:09:17 AM #33	I hope they catch that fucker --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist.
Topic	DMX has passed away
awesome999 04/08/21 11:41:54 PM #33	Rest in peace --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist.
Topic	What weighs more, an ounce of feathers or an ounce of silver?
awesome999 04/08/21 11:39:06 PM #17	If you have an ounce mass of both of them in a cube and you held them at the same level and assume the feathers are kept in a massless vacuum sealed cubic container so that air can't fuck with your readings, the silver would weigh more because it's slightly closer to the earth, meaning it's closer to earth's gravitational field as described by Newton's law of gravitation and vector fields --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist.
Topic	Why isn't the plural of penis called penii?
awesome999 04/08/21 11:29:23 PM #4	Because you touch yourself at night --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist.
Topic	Ghislaine Maxwell receives Covid vaccine & complains prison is like prison.
awesome999 04/08/21 11:27:01 PM #7	berlyman101 posted... I always confuse her with gal gadot when I hear her name. Can't say I relate --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist.
Topic	The perfect girl but her pet name for you is "donkey balls"
awesome999 04/08/21 10:36:27 PM #3	I've been called worse for less, sure --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist.
Topic	18 y/o College Girl is only SUSPENDED after she STABBED her MALE DATE 8 TIMES!!
awesome999 04/08/21 10:26:24 PM #7	SSJKirby posted... He had it coming He had it coming He only had himself to blaaaaame --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist.
Topic	Have any of you ever bought women's shoes cause they didn't have it in men's?
awesome999 04/08/21 9:32:52 PM #2	My sister has to buy shoes in the men's section cause her feet are too fucking big lmao --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist.
Topic	What is 1/(1/0)?
awesome999 04/08/21 9:25:25 PM #5	To be fair, there's a difference between 1/(1/0) and (1/1)/0. Order of operations is what all of those viral math problems are based on, and unless implied, it's the largest (font wise) division that happens last --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist.
Topic	What becomes of your sexual orientation if she penetrates you with a strap on?
awesome999 04/08/21 9:14:11 PM #39	You grow a rainbow flag tattoo on your body overnight --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist.
Topic	it's sexual assault awareness month, so a big fuck you to all the sexual
awesome999 04/08/21 9:12:38 PM #4	ssj3vegeta posted... Yea fuck dem You wish, vegy lmao --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist.
Topic	my bass teacher was the first woman in the NY Philharmonic
awesome999 04/08/21 9:11:11 PM #6	Bananana posted... @ She was in high school and was simply astounded when she heard the orchestra. She played piano, and she asked the conductor if she could join and he told her to grab a bass since she was tall and they needed bass players, and shes been at it ever since Leonard Bernstein, the NY Phil conductor who hired her and arguably the most famous classical musician ever in the modern day, actually threatened to quit because he knew she was the best bass player at the audition and the Board wasnt sure if they were ready for a female musician. badass as FUCK yo That's really cool of her and sexist of him --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist.
Topic	why is asian pron so terrible
awesome999 04/08/21 9:08:49 PM #11	Asian porn is pretty great, you just haven't found yours yet I found one some months ago about a pornstars trying to recognise guys from their dicks. It was a great time --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist.
Topic	Times you missed obvious hints
awesome999 04/08/21 9:01:19 PM #91	The Catgirl Fondler posted... Ha, ironically, my dad claimed to be quite the "slayer" in his day, even still a couple of years after I was born. Naturally I blew it off as exaggeration, but then my mom kinda confirmed it years later when I was an adult with a long-standing secret. Apparently my dad was never married to my birth mother. Why? Because he was already married to the woman I thought was my aunt. I am in fact the bastard offspring of my dad's live-in mistress, whom was also "shared" with his actual wife. If that weren't enough, two other women I've never met (but I always wondered who they were in old group photos) were also part of these antics at one point when I was still a baby, and they only moved on because they had their fun being sides and wanted to become main squeezes at some point (and already knew who my dad's "favorites" were and it wasn't them). My dad was literally a harem protagonist, and I'm still a forever alone virgin at 37, lmao. @The_Catgirl_Fondler Pics of dad when he was younger --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist.
Topic	This work of ''art'' was valued at 110,000 pounds.
awesome999 04/08/21 8:58:27 PM #14	The_Creep_2020 posted... You make it sound like that happened recently. Welcome to art. Same as it ever was. It's a recent phenomenon, post refinement of photography techniques in the first half of the 20th --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist.
Topic	This work of ''art'' was valued at 110,000 pounds.
awesome999 04/08/21 8:53:58 PM #6	Art has turned into a shitting contest mixed in with politics and nepotism instead of talent and hard work --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist.
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