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TopicVet has his mic muted during Memorial Day speech when he brings up Black slaves.
FortuneCookie
06/04/21 12:55:04 PM
#8

TopicHow many people do you know that died from COVID-19?
FortuneCookie
06/03/21 9:15:34 PM
#34
None that I know personally. Someone from my old church died from it. (He was young, but had a pre-existing condition.) There was another guy I know who was near deaths door for a month because of it. Ventilators and everything. He had a pretty powerful story to tell once he recovered.
TopicLaptop is in the shop.
FortuneCookie
06/03/21 9:06:40 PM
#8
Its possible. For the most part, its vacation photos and a grave site. Its not the end of the world if I dont get them, but there are some that are not easily replaced.

TopicLaptop is in the shop.
FortuneCookie
06/03/21 9:02:30 PM
#6
There are files on there which have no backups elsewhere. I need to recover them if I can. Im dropping a hundred to try and recover those files on top of getting the hard drive replaced.
TopicShould Andy Kaufman be a manager or new pro wrestler?
FortuneCookie
06/03/21 8:59:35 PM
#15
Make him a manager who wears a Former Intergender Champion shirt. Oh, and have him throw coffee on his protgs opponents to cost them matches.
TopicLaptop is in the shop.
FortuneCookie
06/03/21 8:56:48 PM
#1
Hard drive went bad. Theyre going to try and recover my files. I made a list of ones I wanted retrieved. Photos were not among them, obviously.

Im not into anything illegal, but its for the best if prying eyes dont see what I had saved on there. Mostly anime and furry. And, yes, I save my porn to the hard drive instead of a cloud.
TopicWell, they ruined Firefox.
FortuneCookie
06/03/21 8:49:46 PM
#81
GameboyTroy posted...
What do you think of fullscreen mode?
I havent had a chance to try it. My hard drive crashed.
TopicWell, they ruined Firefox.
FortuneCookie
06/03/21 3:16:06 PM
#79
Deku_Link posted...
I hate that they force tabs on top with their updates. What do they have against tabs on the bottom?

Now I have to wait until someone finds a work-around for tabs on the bottom again. >_>
Its so much better on the bottom. <_<
TopicYour reaction: The Opening of RE9 is all the old protagonists dying
FortuneCookie
06/02/21 10:51:29 PM
#18
When I played my first RE game, I assumed the character you didnt pick would die in-story.
TopicEarth is a stupid generic planet name for us.
FortuneCookie
06/02/21 10:48:22 PM
#9
If alien life exists, their planet will just be dirt or earth in their native language.
TopicWell, they ruined Firefox.
FortuneCookie
06/02/21 10:38:23 PM
#73
hoggys2much posted...
I have just upgraded to the new Firefox 89 and I still have the same layout Look:


All @FortuneCookie needs to do is some simple rearranging. For instance if he right clicks at the top of Firefox he can have the menu bar like I have. If he goes into the overflow menu by ckicking the 3 bars on the right hand side he can add and remove icons from FX.

Also if he goes here:

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/themes/

He can add a nice theme to FX.
Thanks
TopicThere's a country song about a mom whoring her daughter out.
FortuneCookie
06/01/21 6:10:07 PM
#35
I feel like "Beer, Jesus, and Dirt Roads" would be the ultimate country song title.

<_<
TopicShe says ''Hey ugly fuck, want to go to Universal or Disney World with me?''
FortuneCookie
06/01/21 6:03:40 PM
#15
Take her to the Little Mermaid tunnel of love ride.
TopicThere's a country song about a mom whoring her daughter out.
FortuneCookie
06/01/21 5:43:13 PM
#32
jumi posted...
Knew the song from reading the topic title.

TopicWoman shoves bear and saves her pets.
FortuneCookie
06/01/21 5:42:04 PM
#26
ColdRainAndSnow posted...
For people defending her saying she isnt stupid, if they bear saw her it wouldve swiped her neck and maybe bit her throat. Shes very lucky she did not get mauled

Which is the kind of things people risk to save the ones they love.
TopicQuagmire's obvious hate of Brian is hilarious.
FortuneCookie
06/01/21 3:04:10 PM
#16
UnfairRepresent posted...
Shame what happened to Brian

TopicJesus, Facebook's algorithm censorship is a hilarious mess
FortuneCookie
06/01/21 3:03:58 PM
#18
Reminds me of that site which determined an image of Aladdin and Jasmine on a flying carpet was 80% likely to be porn.
TopicBruh, dog worship in America is fucking BIZARRE!
FortuneCookie
06/01/21 3:01:38 PM
#9
SrRd_RacinG posted...
Enough of the dog worship. Start appreciating ALL living beings!!!

Please don't AllLivesMatter pets and animals.

<_<
TopicGames with protagonists in their 30's
FortuneCookie
06/01/21 3:00:11 PM
#43
He cuts his ponytail off. It's a known fact that a man can't grow a ponytail in his 30s.

<_<
TopicYour reaction: The Opening of RE9 is all the old protagonists dying
FortuneCookie
06/01/21 2:41:48 PM
#16
I hate when that happens. Considering Resident Evil pretty much started out as George Romero's Living Dead Trilogy in video game form, the "everyone dies" approach would be in-keeping with the primary source of inspiration. Doubly true for Resident Evil 2 which drew heavily from John Carpenter's The Thing.
TopicGames with protagonists in their 30's
FortuneCookie
06/01/21 2:39:37 PM
#40
Pretty much all Batman video games, right?
TopicTrump say he will be President in a few months.
FortuneCookie
06/01/21 2:07:33 PM
#82
Mr. Straw-Puft?
Topic'Just cuz 1% of my porn collection is gay, doesn't mean Im gay' - college friend
FortuneCookie
06/01/21 1:59:27 PM
#6
Neon is coming to terms with his sexuality.

Look, you can like dudes on the sly and still be the titty-meister. They're not mutually exclusive.
TopicGames with protagonists in their 30's
FortuneCookie
06/01/21 1:56:02 PM
#36
Ogre Battle 64 has the protagonist age. He goes from age 19 on into his 30s.
TopicWell, they ruined Firefox.
FortuneCookie
06/01/21 1:49:53 PM
#24
hoggys2much posted...
@FortuneCookie

What version of Firefox is the TC using as mine looks nothing like that.

Here is mine:

I am on the latest version 88.0.1 and have been using this layout since Firefox 3. The TC just needs to rearrange his Firefox better.

Nice.
TopicGames with protagonists in their 30's
FortuneCookie
06/01/21 1:25:24 PM
#29
The Trent posted...
how old is mario

Canonically, mid-20s. His original nickname though was a Japanese term of "middle aged man." No twenty-something has a mustache like that, but he's definitely grown younger over the years.
TopicTrump say he will be President in a few months.
FortuneCookie
06/01/21 1:24:22 PM
#80
Tyranthraxus posted...
They weren't opposite ends of the spectrum though. They were on the same end. You have to deliberately ignore everything except economic policy to think that they're opposing extremes.

Oh, I see. Left-leaning means you help people. Right-leaning means you hurt people. If you say that you're left and you hurt people, you were really a right-winger in disguise. Mmhmm.

ScazarMeltex posted...
Yeah, they have. They've just been keeping the mask on. Where we are now has been the intentional trajectory since Nixon's southern strategy.

No, they have not. I'll say a lot of bad things about Reagan. The man was not a Nazi and, frankly, neither was Nixon. Now please don't ever put me in a position where I have to defend fucking Nixon against an allegation.

<_<
TopicWhen did George W. Bush turn face lmao
FortuneCookie
06/01/21 1:04:24 PM
#47
George Bush is like that stock movie plot where company executives promote the doofus to president hoping to control him from behind the scenes. But instead of him actually working to the benefit of the company and exposing the bad guys for what they are, reality happened. He sat eating pretzels while Chaney and company fought for oil.
TopicTrump say he will be President in a few months.
FortuneCookie
06/01/21 1:01:44 PM
#74
Tyranthraxus posted...
Stalin was fascist as well. The main difference between him and Hitler is just economic policy. He incorporated many of Hitler's political ideas like concentration camps.

Yes, extremists have more in common with each other than they have with level-headed individuals. It's call the horseshoe theory or, as I like to refer to it, the water is wet theory.
TopicTrump say he will be President in a few months.
FortuneCookie
06/01/21 12:55:38 PM
#72
ZMythos posted...
Maybe not Republicans but conservatives have always been fascist-lite

That makes as much sense as saying leftists have always been Stalin-lite.

Just because someone is pointed in a certain direction, that doesn't mean they automatically gravitate to the worst possible extreme.
TopicWhen did George W. Bush turn face lmao
FortuneCookie
06/01/21 12:54:32 PM
#45
Conflict posted...
The people saying he's affable or a good guy were definitely way too young to remember his actual run as presidency and it shows lol

It's nice to know 35 is still young. I was starting to feel old-ish.
TopicWell, they ruined Firefox.
FortuneCookie
06/01/21 12:53:45 PM
#1


Look at all that empty silver-white space.

No, it's not "convenient" to have all of my tabs clearly defined in big spacious headings. What's convenient is having 98% of the screen for viewing purposes.
TopicWhen did George W. Bush turn face lmao
FortuneCookie
06/01/21 11:18:53 AM
#37
Letron_James posted...
It's his anime villan redemption arc

I now wanna see Dubaya with Vegeta hair.

<_<
TopicWhen did George W. Bush turn face lmao
FortuneCookie
06/01/21 11:15:48 AM
#36
monkmith posted...
i'm sorry you dont remember 2000, but the narrative was always that bush was a dumbass and chaney was the actual president...

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2007/jul/23/usa.guantanamo

I remember the 2000s very clearly. As much as people shit on Trump (deservedly so), the media was doubly out to get Dubaya. There was an incompatible contradiction in the arguments against him. He was a pea brain who couldn't write or talk, yet he was also somehow the evil mastermind with a conspiracy to take over the world.

Although some people conceded that Chaney was still the brains of the operation, they still treated Bush like he personally was Hitler. All hope is lost, war is waged for religion and greed (those weren't Hitler's motivations but still, Bush Is Hitler!), the government is taking over, surveillance will weed out all who are unfaithful to the new order, and things will never ever get better again.

Then Saint Obama (praise be his name) was elected and America was a progressive post-racial society... until a man who actually used Hitler-esque rhetoric got elected. Then the mask was pulled off and America was and always had been a white supremacist nation at heart.

To be fair, at least they're not trying to pretend this time that all of America's problems have been erased the moment a Democrat became president. But how can they when the ex-president won't concede he's an ex-president and is presently talking about a military coup?
TopicTrump say he will be President in a few months.
FortuneCookie
06/01/21 11:05:33 AM
#55
NinjaWarrior455 posted...
They've gone full mask off. This has been what they've been building to since Reagan.

I've been around conservatives my whole life. Most of them are decent people. The Republican party hasn't always been the American Nazi Party.

If anything, it shows how easy it is to light a fire. If someone has a resting fear of socialism or casual bigotry (possibly without realizing it), it's easy to prey upon it and whip people into a frenzy.
TopicWhen did George W. Bush turn face lmao
FortuneCookie
06/01/21 11:02:01 AM
#25
As soon as Bush spoke against Trump, the narrative became that he was the gullible naive and Dick Chaney (aka the Emperor from Star Wars) was the person actually running things.

They even made a movie about it.
TopicTrump say he will be President in a few months.
FortuneCookie
06/01/21 10:58:55 AM
#52
If they attempt a Myanmar style coup, will that finally be enough to get them arrested? Or would that require bipartisanship? 'Cause if it takes both parties to hold someone accountable, 80% of Republican officials would be like, "Nah, let them go."
TopicTrump say he will be President in a few months.
FortuneCookie
06/01/21 10:57:18 AM
#51
What the hell is going on in the Republican party?
Topicdoes spongebob being gay even change anything?
FortuneCookie
06/01/21 1:38:47 AM
#18
I don't care about the sexual orientation of a sea sponge.
TopicIf a Republican ever wins the Presidency again we're a fascist state
FortuneCookie
06/01/21 1:36:22 AM
#11
Literally every election, someone tries to make it out that the world will go boom if we let the wrong party win.

  • Bush was going to declare marshal law, wage endless war, and systematically exterminate anyone who wasn't a Christian adherent.
  • Obama was going to turn America communist over night and make America an Islamic state despite not actually being Muslim.
  • Donald Trump was going to nuke the world because his catchphrase was "You're fired!"
Granted, people have been hurt as a result of election outcomes. But no matter who wins the election, America isn't going to fall to one extreme or another. There are too many safeguards against it. (The Cult of Trump is alarming though.)
TopicMichael Flynn appears to suggest a Myanmar-style coup should happen in the US
FortuneCookie
06/01/21 1:22:39 AM
#15
Republicans have no reason to overthrow Democrats. Both parties have the same financial backers.
TopicRepublican sides with Hitler over CRT.
FortuneCookie
06/01/21 1:15:42 AM
#2
Fucking scumbag SOB.
TopicScrolling through the videos of anti-SJW YouTube Channels takes me back...
FortuneCookie
06/01/21 12:42:33 AM
#19
MrNintendo1213 posted...
It isn't an anti sex thing. It is an anti woman as sex objects thing specifically. Not every guy character is hot either but no one bitches because they already see men entirely as people.

Yeah, but when a male character is attractive, remakes don't typically go out of their way to make them fugly.
TopicNorth Korea is using child slave labor
FortuneCookie
05/30/21 6:44:32 PM
#12

TopicScrolling through the videos of anti-SJW YouTube Channels takes me back...
FortuneCookie
05/30/21 5:17:43 PM
#7
People don't stop complaining about problems until problems go away.

In the case of anti-SJWs, it's two-fold: there's the contingent that hates the censored anti-sex stance of modern media and then there are the bigots who hate to see women and minorities in prominent roles. There's a gray area / middle ground too of people who get mad whenever a character experiences a change in ethnicity. Some of those people are bigots. Others are just adherents to the source material who would've just as likely flipped a table had a mustached character appeared clean shaven in the adaptation.

I've no love for bigots and I make no apologies for them. They can stay mad. The other contingent, I get it. From 2005 to 2013, I complained about how bleak and edgy media was. "There's a reboot coming and, guess what, it's gritty!" has been replaced with "There's a reboot coming and, guess what, it's woke!"

Between the two, I'll take woke culture. I still don't like how taboo (female) sexiness has become but anything is better than CRAWLING IN MY SKIN media.
TopicWill liberal bees in the hive ever admit they're wrong?
FortuneCookie
05/30/21 4:58:18 PM
#14
this is a bad gimmick
TopicThis Actress is playing PAMELA ANDERSON including FAKE BOOBS/ASS!! Is She Hot??
FortuneCookie
05/30/21 4:57:42 PM
#13
I''m a bit disappoint she went with fake fakes instead of getting real fakes, but she looks great either way. Suitably bimbo-esque to play Pamela. :3
TopicConservatives having seizures over Kamala Harris saying enjoy the long weekend
FortuneCookie
05/30/21 4:09:56 PM
#10
Politics in action. "Hello" is a hate crime if it comes from the opposing party.
TopicPerfect girl in a oriental setting,but the city dun know what the city is gettin
FortuneCookie
05/30/21 4:05:39 PM
#36
Get Thai'd! You're talking to a tourist whose every move's among the purest!

I never got that pun.
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