Lurker > radical rhino

Get Schwifty is a stone cold jam

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Im still cracking up from the textbook trebuchet line. Also just realized how ridiculous it is that the sperm have a female leader.

The feminist jokes in this episode about women not getting credit really didnt land. Seems like they were forced into an already overcrowded episode. Loved the president pointing out the trope of female action hero sidekicks only being around so that they can have a girl fight against a female villain during the films climax.

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Like how men dont give a fuck about womens clothing, only other women.

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Get that baby some formula so that she stays full longer and isnt always hungry.

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Its not a great movie but is much better than the new one.

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Marios Papua New Guinea Picross

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I want to rank New Vegas above 3 but my file size became too big for me to finish the game. Too much crashing on PS3.

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Where are you finding a quarter ounce burger?

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Umbreon is cute as fuck, and wont burn, freeze, or shock me when I pet him. And he wont read my mind.

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Smackems posted...

Still their best song

Back 2 Good

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Can I make Zach Braff watch?

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meralonne posted...

Matchbox 20 is a band best left dead and buried in the 90's.

WRONG

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Tuco Salamanca

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Ratchetrockon posted...

Ok some of the top posts (within the last year) in that subreddit seem so fake

The really juicy ones are probably all fake. As are the ones that are like 10 paragraphs of dramatic retelling.

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I got so shitfaced on Soju I puked out the window of my Korean taxi. Dude was not happy to be driving my white ass around.

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Kang clearly ties into the plot somehow with all the references/plot directly lifted from his comic book stories. But I dont think hes going to be the big reveal in episode 6 because it would come out of left field for viewers who dont know who he is. I think there may be a post-credit scene with Kang that teases Ant-Man 3.

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Hateful 8

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Yes its one of the top animated shows of all time.

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Its unfortunate that so much rap music is tainted by misogyny. Makes me not ever want to introduce my kids to my favorite rap artists (like Kendrick Lamar, Outkast, Wu Tang, literally 95% of rappers).

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Akagami_Shanks posted...

If you're a girl society pressures you to though. If you're a girl and not obsessed then congrats, you beat the system.

Does it though? These image obsessed women make themselves up like this to look good for men, but men dont give a shit about any of this stuff. Any pressure they feel comes purely from media, and not from other people.

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Ill post my thoughts when Im done jerking it to cake farts.

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Sonic the Hedgehog 2

CHEMICAL PLANT ZONE YEEEAAHH BOI

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I give it to Zelda over Mario for the emotional response. Theyre both amazing. Then a small gap with Donkey Kong close behind, then who cares.

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Its about Richard Donners death, not a Marvel movie.

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Shrimp on a Blimp

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Now I really wish Chan filmed a fight scene in an IKEA.

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The cost of electricity to run my trimmer.

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Nobody takes tv actors seriously. Cranston and Jon Hamm can only get smaller supporting roles.

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Take McDonalds, get rid of the entire menu except for 5 items (and make the fries shitty), make it magically trendy with 30 minute drive-thru lines, and BOOM you have yourself an In-N-Out.

Whataburger is great and their patty melt is delicious.

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Just watch the death montages on YouTube and skip the boring parts where people arent gruesomely dying.

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I had no idea you could do this. Cool!

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Filming/photographing yourself naked for your boyfriend (if your face is showing) is one of the stupidest things you can do in 2021. Good chance someone else is gonna eventually see it.

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It used to be (and probably is still the case) that theres 10 times more men than women on dating sites, so women can be extremely choosy assuming they dont just quit using the site after having their inbox flooded with dick pics and sexual harassment. Paid sites like Match have a better ratio for the men, and attract people who are serious about starting a relationship. With Tinder becoming so popular and mainstream several years ago, it might be that more women are using dating apps now than 10 years ago.

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They might think theyd have more luck with black guys because of several stereotypes:
1) black guys loving big asses
2) black guys being hyper sexual and wanting to fuck everything
3) obesity rates for black women might make it seem like black men prefer fat girls

Or its just that fat women are desperate and swipe yes on everyone, whereas attractive women are swiping no on you (sorry).

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As far as games I owned, it must have been Ocarina of Time. I had a Game Gear before getting an N64.

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California is insane.

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Theyre be all been excellent so far. 4 had some plot payoffs in it.

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Competitive. Youre supposed to fuck over the person who goes after you.

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You do have to consider all the extra times washing machines and dryers are run as a negative for reusable bags.

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whitelytning posted...

Sounds like they are going slower than the other car and should let them by.

Or the other car could not commit felony speeding.

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My grocery stores bags are pretty thin and go right in the trash, but Walmarts gray plastic bags have good strength and get saved in the pantry for reuse.

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Underrated if anything

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Horrible, ridiculous law.

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If youre white and live closer to the equator you should always wear a shirt while swimming.

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