Lurker > Harpie

Irony posted...

That's dumb

yeah its a lot of money

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Yeah that was the cheapest one in the area too

Nope. I dont own a car, or know someone who could teach me. I really want my license and at this point Im just desperate to get it, a car, and then be done

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Im getting my drivers license bois, once and for all

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Damn_Underscore posted...

$10M easily, just live in a really nice area that costs much less than a similar area of the US

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roommates make rent much easier

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my bodys ready

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Shablagoo posted...

who says Im not ;)

o///o

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leverageblargh posted...

I'm surprised no one's made a full fledged video game out of chess yet

The best of Battle Chess combined with the best of Chessmaster combined with loads of variants

If they sold then they could sell now

true, chess is booming on twitch. a lot of chess youtubers and streamers are getting to 1M + follower counts. its really cool to see so many people get excited about chess ^^

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Heartomaton posted...

(__l__)

smoll and mighty

soon it will be large and in charge

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huh i always thought you were a cegal

nvm

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leverageblargh posted...

chess.com was a bust, they're way behind lichess with the variants, no AI play support

rip

Supernatural posted...

It's a chess mode where the objective is to lose all your pieces. When it's your turn you can move but if there's a piece you can kill you have to do it.

woah ive never heard of that, it sounds really cool

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leverageblargh posted...

Oh it's fun for sure but really depends on your personality. I got really addicted to it for a while and it just got unhealthy.

The fact that you got a book and you're actually trying to get better instead of just chasing the ELO high, you're already handling it way better than I did.

Got no earthly clue what eitger is. Since variants weren't really as popular and studied as standard chess (they don't have as much depth from what I could tell) I don't think they had technical terms for maneuvers and strategies.

Or maybe they did and that part just never hooked me. I just picked it up from playing, watching and messing around with the explorer.

I've ignored chess.com for so long but I'm looking at it now and goddamn they have some cool looking variants. Think I might have to sign up and check this out.

idk what you mean about the elo high since Ive been stuck at 1200 for years ._.

ohh no i meant either, not eitger. Do you use either chess.com or lichess
also what do you mean about variants
do you mean competitive chess? just chess theory?

do it! chess.com is amazing. you can customize the board and pieces to almost anything. theres also a cheap membership for lessons, quizzes and in depth analysis of your games. I use lichess for that though since lichess is free

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Supernatural posted...

You would always kick my ass in antichess :((

whats antichess :0

fuming posted...

I had no idea this board had anyone left who was that young lol

that young?? Im 21

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ArianaGrandSlam posted...

toast is best unbuttered

Unbutterrdd and with beans

FlameTurtle posted...

6969 cool street, awesome ville, 69420

okay coming your way bby

Dark_Koopatrol posted...

What's the last thing you drank?

crisp cold waterr

AirFresh posted...

I'm here now @Harpie

@AirFresh
okay NOW im ready lmao

MabusIncarnate posted...

Go find a random leg at Walmart to hump you deviant

that was the mommys boy, i met him at walmart. look how that turned out


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AirFresh posted...

I'm here now @Harpie

gimme 10 minutes my body will be ready

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me trying to get laid, a saga

Attempt #1: tiny chad

• too christian to fuck me, wanted to get married first
• he really liked feet

Attempt #2: mommys boy

• i was actively trying to get even a casual fuck but he completely ruined it with red flag after red flag
• red flags: LITERALLY lived in moms basement with no job, complained to me that his grandma and mom didnt buy him weed that day and all he had was whiskey, didnt want to use a condom cause it was a bonerkiller, anddd also was thinking about getting into selling drugs

Attempt #3: now

• not religious
• lives alone
• extra cautious about BC
• we have already gone to 3rd base

pls
im 21
someone fuck me

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FlameTurtle posted...

hell yeah, get it girl

ive already gone all way with a woman, my ex gf, but never had a male partner til now

my bodys ready

electricbugs2 posted...

Great googly moogly.

are you slamming tonight?

FlameTurtle posted...

with some butter, please

Okay give me mailing details. i packed it in a paper envelope with a stamp

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FlameTurtle posted...

can I have some toast

yes sharing is caring

how do you like it

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in other news i may or may not get laid (hetero) ftft in a few days

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Daily toasted topic revival
rn im at a 5/10 on the toasted scale. I would like to get to 9 and then doodle to see what happens

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@AirFresh for ghosting me when we were supposed to play chess >:|

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idk im bad at insults my body isnt ready for it

@AirFresh
psst
we gonna play chess or nah?

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JTilly posted...

I was thinking I was going to (but I probably wouldve screwed it up)! You did awesome early game but I tried to stay scrappy haha. Were gonna have to do this again sometime lol

JTilly posted...

Thats what the game said when you won, I was not looking at my time the whole game, that was fun tho, i love chess

Yeah you had a really good comeback. I kept blundering pieces and then immediately realizing it after moving my piece praying to god you didnt see it. My prayers went unanswered

yes it was really fun, lets play again sometime!

Touch posted...

I would also like to be insulted

the triple chin is shaping up nicely

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AirFresh posted...

Let's face off in Chess. I'm very bad at it.

its okay im very stoned and am about to take 6 mkre hits
you will probably win lmao

https://play.chess.com/ckhdQ

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JTilly posted...

Omg!!!!!! Time out!!!!!! Harpie agghhhh

time out?!?!! for what!!

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

boooo being competitive is fun

i dunno you tell me

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@JTilly

gg ^^

if there was more time you wouldve won. I fuckin obliterated my beautiful +9 point lead on you wow

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JTilly posted...

Im a bit inebriated myself.

Im game to play, but Ive never played chess online, lets do it haha

https://play.chess.com/cgVNf

lets do this

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I for one welcome the day when nipples wont need to be censored at all, regardless of gender. When anyone can be topless in public without issue

free the nipple

._.

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JTilly posted...

Oooh oh, Id be down to play chess against you sometime too

wanna play now?

i may or may not be slightly not slightly inebriated rn

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berlyman101 posted...

congrats on the new cheeks and new checks

thank

i want an ass worth staring at

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RedJackson posted...

How to REASS your CHESS 4th Edition

where insult

this is the way

your mom ate it

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

lets play
hippity hoppity your elo is my property

Lichess and chess.com. Mostly the latter just because its more aesthetically pleasing lol. I use lichess to analyze my chess.com games sometimes though
Do you use eitger

Makeveli_lives posted...

Then give me what you got bitch

Eh, youre so unimportant that its not really worth it

Shablagoo posted...

Props for using the term toasted btw, havent heard that used since my brother who I miss a lot. Ty for the nostalgia.

R1masher posted...

Intact or cut?

intact because I am against all forms of genital mutilation.

Sackgurl posted...

are you playing any other board games?

no, but I wish I was playing monopoly tbh

chess is a lot of fun

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leverageblargh posted...

Are those chess pieces in the back?

Yes! Ive started studying chess because i want to get my elo from 1100 to at least 1600 by the end of this year



heres a pic of the book im reading

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WrestlinFan posted...

Lol yeah Ive gotten the incel comment a lot over the years.

Doesnt it?

Yeah, Im working on it too. I was diagnosed with a pretty severe eating disorder though. My weight is pretty much in constant flux.

You just have an unconventional facial features is all. Its different. I honestly think youre really cute with the brown eyes and curly hair. You look good fam

Damn that sucks. Its really hard sometimes. I consider myself to be a lot better with that, ***eating disorder trigger warning***
but even now I think so much about how many calories Im eating, if Ive had too much and now im gonna be fat. everytime i look at myself I always think how much prettier id be if i could see all my ribs or my stomach concave when relaxed

its a struggle, but you can get better. Im stabilized at a normal weight and eating mostly healthy and its really nice. you can get better too, make sure to celebrate even the little wins ^^

Makeveli_lives posted...

I'll take an insult I guess.
Be gentle >_>

i need enthusiastic consent, pussy

JTilly posted...

But the thoughts it let into Harpie..

Nah jk, yes I think that movie will be memorable for me forever haha

what kinda thoughts are YOU thinking??

FlameTurtle posted...

I will also consent to an insult

FlameTurtle? Really? Couldnt think of a less quirky and unique username? pathetic


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will you be receiving any stimmy checks

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WrestlinFan posted...

Also, congratulations on the weight loss. I know how hard it can be to obtain and what a confidence boost it is when you finally see results.

exactly. It really does wonders to your mental heath too. Its not gonna cure you of all your problems, but it will allow you to be in a better headspace to handle them

Arent you working on weightloss?

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teep_ posted...

Can't believe I got ghosted by Harpie

Alteres posted...

At least you werent recommended wine and ice cream.

The idea of that made me feel slightly sick.

ew whats wrong with you it sounds great
how about weed and ice cream

JTilly posted...

ROTS for sure, I love that movie so much. But hey, Im actually surprised. A lot of girls Ive met have never watched star wars before. Heathens lol

Star wars really lacks in good character development and dialogue i think is why. At least the first 5ish movies imo

revenge of the sith has so many scene gems. do it will forever ring in my head lol

WrestlinFan posted...

Oh shit Ill take a roast/insult.

you look like an incel but fuck like a chad

JTilly posted...

It was an innocent night on CE until I scrolled up lol. Nice butt Harpie

thats still innocent
its just the gluteus maximus
a muscle if you will

FlameTurtle posted...

I will have a single glass of wine in celebration

yes thank you

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FlameTurtle posted...

Do I want gin or wine to celebrate my victories

Hmmmmmmm

a nice wine and some good ice cream

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au_gold posted...

Pffft. Youre not fooling anyone, Harpie.

Really, though, keep up the good work.

i tell no lies
!!!

thank youu

Alteres posted...

From a slightly less thirsty take, how did it go finding a job?

I found a nice one. It pays $4 over minimum wage and Im training to be a mechanic/technician on bikes. Its so much fun! This is so much better than shitty customer service jobs lmao

JTilly posted...

Whats your favorite star wars movie?

its s tie between force awakens and revenge of the sith
what is yours

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sorry i got distracted by this

https://youtu.be/B2sKhSDrugE

so satisfying

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maybe i should draw

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i am back and well-burnt

UsernamesRlame posted...

Wow. Looking great!

soon i will be she hulk

fuming posted...

CEmen after seeing those pics:

LOL

i didnt even think about that, i was so excited about my gains
its gonna be the size of your mom soon enough

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teep_ posted...

Having read through this topic fully

Am I one of those 10 CEmen?

Also, you're looking good! Keep it up^^

Not now, but definitely you used to be near the top tbh. It rotates depending on who i talk to more often and also cause I have the attention span of a goldfish

thanks bby ;000

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i wanna get reallllyyyy toasted right before I go to bed. I also wanna play mariokart but no one seems to have it on the switch around here :(

brb taking like 15 puffs lets see how I am when I return

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AirFresh posted...

Nice poop dispenser

its nicer to have long, slow shits now. I can really relax and chill out with the extra cushion for comfort

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

thank

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tomorrow is gym day. Ive decided that Ill do this routine until May, then switch it to calisthenic type exercises

my bodys ready

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UsernamesRlame posted...

Well let's see that non hank Hill ass then

me, circa 2019


me, december 2020


me the other day

MY ASS IS EXPANDING
i know i know its still pretty small, but now its a proper shape! It used to be bad. I always wore long jackets pre 2019 to cover my butt because there would be sad, saggy extra fabric where my ass should be

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Ive arrived

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fuming posted...

if you could bring back one dinosaur which would you choose

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Alteres posted...

phrasing

yes

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berlyman101 posted...

sweet dreams

SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE IF THISS
WHO AM I TO DISAAAGRREEE

Alteres posted...

You have to keep rubbing it in dont you?

come join me here in seatle its nice and wet

Chadwick69 posted...

I might be thinking of someone else

i am a woman why woulf i hate women

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im an 8/10 toasted scale

things are very floatyy and dreamy

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