Lurker > Harpie

Reis posted...

im not angry

Idk I probably tagged you after I saw you posted something angrily

all these tags are based off of a single interaction. Some arent accurate anymore

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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Harpie is dead to me now.

youre johnny

you dont need a tag

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are you one of them?







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yes

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Heartomaton posted...

Haha lol u 8 me after I sed u wuz purdy

https://tenor.com/IsIy.gif

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bnui_ransder posted...

They look sad

arent we all

pegusus123456 posted...

So you agree?

no, but its really flattering and does make me feel a little better. it feels like people close to me are lying when they tell me just to make me feel better

Heartomaton posted...

I was that stranger.

...and that edible.

aaahhhhhhhHHHHHHHHBHHGGGGSJJW

wow
im too toasted for this

sktgamer_13dude posted...

35%.

3 carts for $75. When my normal place sent me that deal (everything 35% off), I just had to. I didnt even need more, but at that price? Why not.

thats actually a decent amount off. I shouldve gone yesterday too but I totally forgot :(((

Kitt posted...

The only time I was ever called pretty by a stranger was from a drunk, old Irish guy at my previous job.

He then went on to show me a video on his phone of a dog peeing on a sleeping guy. I'm surrounded by weird people...

How
why when
wha t

berlyman101 posted...

plot twist: your manager called you pretty, someone else had an edible, and you gave yourself a stranger

odk if i like these turn of events

my manager is kinda hot tho

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gunplagirl posted...

I miss wearing my purple lipstick, I'd get at least two girls a day telling me it's a good color or look

that sounds like itd be a sexy gothic color on you. purple is amazing

awesome999 posted...

https://i.imgur.com/MTmdZe7.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/FzcUtmj.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/EP6oyQr.jpg

oh god why are you actually good looking this isnt fair at alll



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bnui_ransder posted...

Lies

I'm going to need pics to prove this

I hope you took a picture of them

oh i did actually theyre right here

https://bit.ly/3sAWVI9

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Wii_Shaker posted...

Was she pretty?

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MabusIncarnate posted...

Harpie stop eating things you find on the floor

if I can fit in my mouth i can eat it

dont you dare try to stop me

sktgamer_13dude posted...

Ill be over in 5ish hours, if you still live in/around the same major city you used to live in.

jkjk, thats why I went and got 3 carts yesterday.

okay the chinese food and soft plushy blankets will be ready

oohh did you get a 4/20 discount??

viewmaster_pi posted...

yeah, i wanna see who said this

your mom

im sorry lmao

awesome999 posted...

pics

u first

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sktgamer_13dude posted...

4/20 was yesterday, Ill take that edible for you

I have some to share, come over

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HODL posted...

k.

this pleases dobby

i dont ever get complimented irl

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this made my whole month I cant stop thinking about it and being shocked

also my manager at work gave me an edible today and Im currently trying that out

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no more drawings tonight lads

my brain is mushy gushy

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berlyman101 posted...

gg. that was a struggle bus deluxe. I had Harpie dead to rights and I mouse slipped a pawn while trying to chat on the lovely chess.com mobile browser and smh so hard the rest of the game I missed another easy mating opportunity

I missed my chance to mate Harpie yet again :'( it's a microcosm tbh

lmao i was wondering why you put that pawn up. I was so confused i was trying to figure out your master plan, and then very hesitantly took the knight after a full minute

have you not mated me at all?? Am i losing on time or something now I gotta go back and check

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Metallic Slug13 posted...

gg i got OWNT at the end there

I only had a few seconds too, that was lucky. I was hoping you wouldnt see it and assume I was just attacking the pawns

gg @berlyman101
i got destroyed lmao

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gg to whoever i played

WHAT A COMEBACK WOWOWOW

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berlyman101 posted...

It's dan with a bunch of 1s

we already are friends on chess.com. or so I thought you monster

ohhhh yeahhhh

okay okay ill send you a game bby

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berlyman101 posted...

link didn't work for me :(
I think I sent a challenge. chess.com app is weird

whats your username so i can add you as a friend

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https://play.chess.com/wpNeE

chess link someone fight me my body is ready

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whose DAN

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viewmaster_pi posted...

sure, prawn to B7, king me

that is an impossible move sir

AldousIsDead posted...

Going to bed, but have a nice evening.

you tooo <33

Metallic Slug13 posted...

Chess.com? Lichess?

I prefer chess.com

berlyman101 posted...

I'd play a game. doin laundry to make the demons pipe down so it'd be a good ancillary activity

okay i will add a link here

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does anyone wanna play chess with me

pretty pleasereee

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BloodMoon7 posted...

._.

That's hawt

viewmaster_pi posted...

she's beautiful

viewmaster_pi posted...

i mean hawt

thanks thatll be $5 per month on OF

Tyranthraxus posted...

You da best

i kn ow

Smackems posted...

Well now that I have permission I don't wanna

:(

i was looking forward to it

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Smackems posted...

Can i poot in here

quietly pls as to not distract the plum flowers

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IfGodCouldDie posted...

Did I make it in time for a doodle?

it
is not

what do you want bby

viewmaster_pi posted...

draw bloodmoon7 lol

BloodMoon7 posted...

No

Give me big boobies if you insist on this foolishness.

viewmaster_pi posted...

i do insist. and my bidding shall be done

yesm

Tyranthraxus posted...

Please draw surprised pikachu

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SpaceBear_ posted...

Meee

you what

WrestlinFan posted...

Hello. Im so drunk.

Oh shit, draw me. Ive never been drawn before.

Anyways, your roommates seem like they are working through some serious shit. Are you friends with them at all?

It would be so much fun to hang out with you right now! I thjnk youre a really cool poster here I like you



Only one gal is a roommate. She just started dating this couple a monthish ago and its going poorly. The other spouse that my roomie isnt dating romantically is having a mental breakdown. its causing lots and lots of stress anf my roomie is worried its her fault cause she is the first partner outside the marriage

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jumi posted...

Draw Pikachu.

straight from the memory in my mind bby

youre welcome

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SomeLikeItHoth posted...

Me babe.

Does that make you me hunk a lunk

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BloodMoon7 posted...

I will do no such thing!

hey cutie

whatchu been up to

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oh yeah as an update to yesterdays topic

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/79411591

my roommate made up with her gf, now shes gonna spend the night again. So maybe if you stick around youll hear a play by play cause theyre in the next room and NOT QUIET AT ALL

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im hella toasted rn

lets get jiggy with it

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update: The hysteria has finally stopped and it is time for this topic to close

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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

2 hours can go a long way.... Plus they live with you.. yikes.

Must be that post nut clarity

Only one of them does. But shes recently started dating a married couple as of last month and theyve been having crazy loud sex til 3am almost EVERY SINGLE NIGHT

Its all fun and games til you gotta get up for work at 7am every morning

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Update: someone blew their nose, is it done??
...
at the end of typing that first sentence I hear my roommate arguing again ._.

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SomeLikeItHoth posted...

Crying that much over a relationship? Bruh

Theyre arguing about saving it I think

Im so confused they were fucking like two hours ago

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Update: Someone (Probably my rm) is slamming the desk with their hands

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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

This calls for booze and hot dogs.

I have weed, join me

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Update: My roommate is full on yelling now. Shes saying something like she doesnt want to be apart of the drama anymore (poly relationship with a married couple)

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Theyve been in angry crying hysterics for over an hour now and theyre still going strong

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YES

theyre so cute

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Definitely pay off the student loans first. Itll make your life so much simpler and easier. The 2-3 years is worth it

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happy birthday

lets get litty together

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V-E-G-Y- posted...

Dey know

Or maybe don't

We know

But oftentimes I can assume a guy is hitting on me when hes just being friendly so. Maybe not lol

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Lost_All_Senses posted...

Sell out. Why would you do this to my life? You know I don't drive either and you're just doing this to make me look bad.

congratulations. Let me know how it goes. I'm thinking of getting mine this summer.

Im doing this for you, get off your ass and get a license with me already!

I will! Im so excited ^^

Machete posted...

Nice. Can you give me a ride to the nearest mac n cheese place?

yes but only if I use your debit card

smoke_break posted...

That's crazy, didn't know it was that expensive. I never had lessons, best practice for me was driving around an empty lot for hours a day and gaining familiarity with the vehicle and how it operated. Everything else was easy after that.

Yeah its rough. Its 10 lessons though and that should be enough to allow me to pass the test. I would do your method if I could, it sounds a lot nicer lol

Zodd3224 posted...

Exciting news. You have a car lined up?

Not yet, but Ive got $3,000 saved up so far. Im hoping to have $6-7k by the end of the year and get a nice one ^^
Any sub compact recommendations?

KiwiTerraRizing posted...

Gas on the right, brake on the left. You can drive, now pay me.

This advice wouldve been useful about 3 years ago when I mixed the two up..

Luckily the curb was the only thing that got run over

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ImAMarvel posted...

Fair enough.

I got my license and a car recently and I'm so glad I did. I just wondered why I didn't do it sooner. lol

But it's all good though.

Eyyyy hows it been? Tell me what its like since Ill be a late bloomer as well. Im hoping to get my license before my 22nd birthday

Phantom36 posted...

I don't know, maybe it's different in other states. But in PA all they do for the driving test is make you drive around inna circle, parallel park, and then vertical park in a spot. It's stupidly easy.

There's a vast number of awful drivers out there, if you're over 18 then you don't need any hours under a permit and can take the driver's test the same day you pass the permit test, so you likely didn't need these expensive lessons to at least get your license.

Here in Washington its a lot more difficult. Or at least Ive been told so. Its anywhere from 40 minutes to an hour and requires several parking and backup maneuvers, downtown driving, highways, roundabouts, etc etc.

The lessons are actually just 10 one hour drives with an instructor. I have very little experience in a car, so I definitely need help.

Heartomaton posted...

I have $130. What can I get for that?

My very own mac and cheese and fried chicken gourmet Harpie dine in experience

Steffenfield posted...

You should have just played Grand Theft Auto V and learned how to drive that way.

I tried with MarioKart but it didnt work. I almost killed an instructor years ago lmaooo

SomeLikeItHoth posted...

How many lessons are you getting? Hopefully at least ten hours worth.

Thats exactly the amount of hours tbh. Theyre all driving hours too

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Heartomaton posted...

This was $9 away from being the most awesome driving lessons topic ever.

Give me $9 and Ill show you a good time

Unspecified_NPC posted...

I would have taught you everything I know about handling a stick

Its not too late

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