Lurker > Robot2600

these votes are idiots.

no one says "the letter EM"

it's "the letter IM"

9.5 hours later and we are at 40 cents

the real question is: how did I know?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/79435256

Dakimakura posted...

Speed limit laws are designed to tax the poor not prevent traffic accidents.

this guy gets it.

You've been brainwashed into believing that speed limits help keep people safe (they don't).

Minor traffic violations included here as well. All the stops and illegal searches that result from not using your blinker 100 feet before a turn, or whatever other bullshit.

Until you actually hit something, you aren't causing a problem.

"User since June 2014."

Yup.

cuh posted...

What book was she reading

It's a word search book but she calls it "crossword puzzles"

laser teg franch fries

We got 5 liars in this topic.

Returning_CEmen posted...

Kind of, there was a really cute CEgal that used to post here back in the day and occasionally I would chat with her on AIM. Eventually I added her on Facebook and turns out she lived near me. Anyways, years past and I saw her at a local convention, was with a largish group of friends and they were all cosplaying. I was pretty damn certain it was her, but I didnt want to seem like a dumbass and say, hey remember me from years ago. A couple of days later I looked for her on Facebook and sure enough that was her.

Easy now, don't wanna come off like a weirdo so you better not say "hi" and just stalk 'em on social media instead. Much better.

DJquackquack posted...

This seems like the setup to a really bad porno.

no it does not.

KazGT6 posted...

What is your dudes' opinion on whether they were warm or cold blooded?

Birds are literally dinosaurs, so they were warm-blooded.

The earth is a room and the dinos were a planet outside.

She very "Sharon Stone in Total Recall."

Hopefully we can config it back to looking good.

In episode 1 of TMNT they order a "Banana & Sausage" pizza so I'm pretty sure nothing is off-limnits.

Chris Brown isn't even that hot. He's ripped but that's it.

That said, getting ripped never hurts.

GregShmedley posted...

He was touring with Blink 182 like two years ago. I had never had a good chance to see him back in the day and also love Blink 182 so was like fuck it, let's go. I was also hoping he would bust out the guitar and do some type of collaboration with Blink, LP/Jay-Z style. He actually had like three dudes with guitars playing with him and they were fucking fire.

Anyway, he was on his third song and says "alright, this might be my last night on the tour. This crowd isn't my swag." And then plays one more song and dips out. It was so fucking disappointing and he was a little bitch for it.

He actually tried quitting the tour that night or the next, but then he was like psyche nah, I'm here still. And then quit early at another show.

All in all, as a fan, I feel totally screwed over. I wasn't big into him early early on, but I loved him back in the mid/late 00s and even early 10s. Da Drought 3 and No Cielings are above other rappers' full on albums to me lol.

But yeah. So not cool. And I usually skip his music when it's on. I know it sounds dramatic, but like I never got to see dude in his prime and as a huge fan, I hopped on the opportunity just for him to give us the middle finger.

I agree that was the dumbest thing he's ever done.

Dude loves rock music and skateboarding and tattoos. How the fuck was the crowd "not his swag"?

I'm straightenin these bookshelves. I'm mopping. I'm gonna wet-vac the goddamn carpet.

topics with "corona" = 2 (including this one)
topics with "covid" = 14

the people have spoken.

wash thyself.

Oh 2020, you sweet summer child.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugtN6HCqatc

u got me. I'm supposed to play D&D tomorrow and I thought I had to cancel.

Gotta get this motherfucker clean. I'm talking gucci.

Make it your kink.

I felt like that 12-40 hours after getting my second shot.

It'll get better, just sleep when you want to sleep.

hell will be fuuuuuun!

He is hosting next week (May 8th)

so this is just some good old fashion guessing, based upon the sudden rise from 30 cents to 36 cents overnight.

*this is not investment advice*

I predict doge will hit .48-.50 cents today.

my 2nd dose was fucking terrible. I could barely get up, moving around made me feel sick. cold sweaty all day.

Yea I got shadowbanned on instagram years ago and it's never been the same.

Fuck IG, it was better when all you could do is post a single picture (a gram) and not multiple images/videos.

It was also much better when hashtags actually worked and didnt get you shadowbanned.

I went from getting around 70 likes in 30 minutes from hashtags to basically nothing now, it was for my artwork, so I dont think it was a major drop in quality on my part.

I gotta have at most 65 degrees inside.

g0ldie posted...

it'll look bigger because you'll have less of your stomach to cover it

essentially this, but yes, very much so.

only if you are currently chunky/pudgy though. If youre already skinny losing 10 pounds does nothing. Gotta lose like 30-50 pounds.

let's get this party started

ledbowman posted...

sometimes i feel like a lot of young women see themselves as bisexual to cope with how generally shitty men are, whether they realize it or not. seems kind of obvious in fact

people aren't bi to get attention, despite what u think.

Haven't played that one.

I mostly played AVATAR, which was one of the most popular MUDs at the time.

Josiah_Is_Back posted...

are you a dolomedes alt or just a fellow spider enthusiast?

just a hobbyist entomologist at your service

Kloe_Rinz posted...

Literal definition of not my job. I dont replace the toner in printers or unjam it for them. I dont replace door knobs. I dont fix the plumbing. I dont plug in shredders for people.

just tell them to plug it in, jfc you sound like youre really good with people.

Josiah_Is_Back posted...

OK I think I found it!

Eriophora ravilla, the tropical orb weaver spider.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a9/d2/3b/a9d23b1fae30b1ffe0e6fa24bd336ab5.jpg

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eriophora_ravilla

@dolomedes confirm?

I'm proud of u!

"have you tried plugging it in?"

I fail to see how IT couldn't help with this.

FF7

This is where my entomology ends and your googling begins. @Josiah_Is_Back

It's an orbweaver spider:

https://pbase.com/dydmd/image/158902220

source: https://www.pbase.com/dydmd/spiders_of_florida&page=all

edit: notice the black markings on the front 4 legs.

Cpt_Pineapple posted...

LOL did TC forget to log into his main?

I guess you did, didn't u.

classic jimmy

That album is awesome.