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TopicMy kitty is the cutest.
Sarcasthma
03/14/21 8:05:14 AM
#8
Just to check, how does your cat feel about Germany's occupation of Poland, TC?

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicDo you believe the "Big Lie"?
Sarcasthma
03/14/21 7:46:28 AM
#70
ReturnOfFa posted...
First Whiskey claimed that protesters lit fire to a building with people inside.

where da fuck did that happen lmbo

TheNobleWoodApe posted...
Rioters: Let's burn down a police station with people inside.
Oh yeah, wasn't that Minneapolis station abandoned, @TheNobleWoodApe ?

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicJust realized floss should never touch your gums
Sarcasthma
03/13/21 11:23:00 PM
#2
This doesn't sound entirely correct, but I'm not a dentist.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicMy phone's battery life:
Sarcasthma
03/13/21 11:21:30 AM
#3
Well mine's at 420%.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicThe mods can't mod you twice for the same violation because of double jeopardy.
Sarcasthma
03/13/21 11:04:35 AM
#2
RIP MetalSand

Get a better gimmick next time.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicThe problem isnt trans or gay, its the liberals
Sarcasthma
03/13/21 8:57:24 AM
#5
BobbyButthurt posted...
I dont think the mods are going to like this topic.
Nah, it's okay.

TC just got off of being warned, so it's not like they can get modded again so soon.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicA third topic of memes
Sarcasthma
03/13/21 2:46:32 AM
#199
Far-Queue posted...
Marked for abusive behavior for making my sides ache from loling out loud
Well I already marked my own post first so

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicYou get to have your own isekai adventure. What do you want?
Sarcasthma
03/12/21 9:22:11 PM
#4
Reincarnate as a sentient GameFAQs signature.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicA third topic of memes
Sarcasthma
03/12/21 7:59:12 PM
#197
Mead posted...
Ok yeah I would be pretty nervous around that thing then
It's a very dangerous meme, to be sure.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic'Colored babies' remark was 'slip of the tongue' claims Republican lawmaker
Sarcasthma
03/12/21 7:54:35 PM
#31
adjl posted...
(particularly where the hyphen isn't necessarily going to be obvious in speech)
Wait, you guys use silent hyphens?

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicMusicians with one name
Sarcasthma
03/12/21 7:41:50 PM
#41
hockey7318 posted...
You okay bro?
I'm only okay if you're okay, bro.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicMusicians with one name
Sarcasthma
03/12/21 10:51:11 AM
#15
hockey7318 posted...
I mean this is a message board so literally everything is spelled out here.
https://i.imgur.com/YO0I3jD.jpg

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicDo you people prefer the original Punjabi song, or the K-Pop version with waifus
Sarcasthma
03/12/21 10:21:31 AM
#5
lihlih posted...
Prefer doesn't have to mean you like it more. It could be the one you hate slightly less, prefer to torture people with, etc...
But what if you dislike both equally?

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicMusicians with one name
Sarcasthma
03/12/21 10:19:56 AM
#12
ArvTheGreat posted...
When arent spaces silent? Do spaces make noise

Sarcasthma posted...
That's stupid as an excuse for someone with multiple names having only "one name".

I guess I have to spell things out here.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic'Colored babies' remark was 'slip of the tongue' claims Republican lawmaker
Sarcasthma
03/12/21 10:16:11 AM
#27
SKARDAVNELNATE posted...
This sounds like fun. Can I join?
An incident at the paint store resulted in some unusually colored babies.
*unusually-colored babies

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicCliff Simon (Ba'al from Stargate) has died... barely over 50
Sarcasthma
03/12/21 9:57:55 AM
#2
https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-56371582

Actor Cliff Simon, best known as the villain Ba'al on Stargate SG-1, has died aged 58, his family has confirmed.

The South African actor's TV credits also included appearances in NCIS, Castle, Days of Our Lives, and 24.

In a statement, Simon's wife Colette spoke of her "unimaginable heartbreak" as she confirmed his death.

She explained her husband died after being involved in a kiteboarding accident at Topanga Beach in California earlier this week.

"He was known to most of you on this page as the villain you loved to hate, Ba'al, from Stargate SG-1," Colette Simon said in a post on Facebook.

"But, as he said, 'Acting is what I do, it's only a part of who I am.' And he was SO much more - a true original, an adventurer, a sailor, swimmer, dancer, actor, author. There is a gaping hole where he once stood on this earth. He was loved by too many to mention and had a great impact on so many lives."

Simon moved to the UK with his family as a teen and trained as a swimmer, hoping to compete for Great Britain at the 1984 Olympic Games.

But at the age of 17, he decided to quit and move back to South Africa, where he joined the country's air force.
His wife said: "A small saving grace to this tragedy is that he was doing one of the things he loved most and passed away on the beach near the water, which was his temple."

Simon became an actor after a chance meeting at a resort hotel led to him performing as part of a troupe in various stage productions.

He went on to perform at the Moulin Rouge in 1989, prompting him to write a book about his experience titled Paris Nights: My Year at the Moulin Rouge.

He also did modelling work and later appeared in the South African TV series Egoli - Place of Gold for six years.

But he secured the biggest role of his career after moving to Los Angeles. His portrayal of villain Ba'al on Stargate SG1 was popular with viewers and the character enjoyed a five-year run.
Simon reprised his role for the Stargate: Continuum film, which was released in 2008.

But as a long-time survivalist and military veteran, his sense of adventure never left him.

Last year, he presented the Travel Channel series Into The Unknown, which saw him explore the world of the paranormal by hiking and swimming in the wilderness to find answers to myths and legends.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicMusicians with one name
Sarcasthma
03/12/21 9:48:43 AM
#9
Fierce_Deity_08 posted...
Styx. Still counts in my opinion.
The Beatles is my favorite musician.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicMusicians with one name
Sarcasthma
03/12/21 9:42:02 AM
#5
adjl posted...
The space is silent.
That's stupid, but it's also something I'd expect a musician with only "one name" to say.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicMusicians with one name
Sarcasthma
03/12/21 9:31:09 AM
#2
BUMPED2002 posted...
Mick Jagger

BUMPED2002 posted...
Axl Rose

One name?

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWhat type of buffalo is the strongest buffalo?
Sarcasthma
03/12/21 4:26:30 AM
#4
Debuffalo

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicShowers
Sarcasthma
03/12/21 3:30:15 AM
#12
I'm a professional Smash player.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWho was that spanish guy that fought the windmill
Sarcasthma
03/11/21 4:35:09 AM
#6
Donkey Pt

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWhere do people illegally download music files nowadays?
Sarcasthma
03/11/21 4:04:38 AM
#8
Let me just say that I wouldn't download a car.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWould you buy skinless grapes if farmers made them?
Sarcasthma
03/11/21 3:59:56 AM
#2
JigsawTDC posted...
Like, they've got cotton candy grapes, moon drops, witch fingers, and many other crazy varieties released in recent years.
Nobody fucking told me about any of these.

What the heck.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic6 Dr. Seuss books to stop being published due to racist depictions
Sarcasthma
03/11/21 2:12:32 AM
#399
That much is obvious.


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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic6 Dr. Seuss books to stop being published due to racist depictions
Sarcasthma
03/10/21 5:08:33 PM
#396
Revelation34 posted...
I wasn't even on.
Welcome back!

Please respond to post #377 at your earliest convenience.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic6 Dr. Seuss books to stop being published due to racist depictions
Sarcasthma
03/10/21 12:35:50 PM
#391
Entity13 posted...
Citation kneaded?
Citations are the yeast of my concerns right now. : /

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic6 Dr. Seuss books to stop being published due to racist depictions
Sarcasthma
03/10/21 11:43:40 AM
#387
Guess Rev ran away again. : /

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicI just cut off all my hair
Sarcasthma
03/10/21 10:20:58 AM
#19
Clench281 posted...
The humor is not lost on me that you misidentify Elsa while I have an Idina Menzel quote in my signature
To be fair, I think Snow White is a better name for her.

She snowier and whiter than the current Snow White.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicDemolition Man 1993 movie is closest to what a Liberal world would look like if
Sarcasthma
03/10/21 9:55:37 AM
#11
How long will this account last?

Place your bets!

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicMan, life is good.
Sarcasthma
03/10/21 8:49:13 AM
#60
This isn't the first time your main has been in trouble, Sunny.

Maybe you made that alt during another one of your time-outs.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicI just cut off all my hair
Sarcasthma
03/10/21 8:18:53 AM
#14
Far-Queue posted...
What the fuck, Clench? You made Snow White cry.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicSocialist Pansies
Sarcasthma
03/10/21 3:00:26 AM
#23
Norway is famous for its many norwhals.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic6 Dr. Seuss books to stop being published due to racist depictions
Sarcasthma
03/10/21 2:56:42 AM
#381
HelIWithoutSin posted...
Clearly, helly was the one that created that page.
The Oxford Dictionary is actually one of his many alts.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic6 Dr. Seuss books to stop being published due to racist depictions
Sarcasthma
03/09/21 10:30:26 PM
#379
Sarcasthma posted...
https://www.lexico.com/about

Here's one of those citations you love so much.
@Revelation34

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicCelebrating International Women's day
Sarcasthma
03/09/21 4:54:07 PM
#29
LeetCheet posted...
Yes there is, but how many people even care or even know that it exists?
idk, go read the Wikipedia page and maybe you can find some sources on how many people celebrate it.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicMan, life is good.
Sarcasthma
03/09/21 4:54:16 AM
#44
Zareth posted...
Whiskey and Sunny are banned, everything's coming up Jen
Sunny's only in purgatory.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicCelebrating International Women's day
Sarcasthma
03/09/21 4:41:44 AM
#26
LeetCheet posted...
Kinda weird how men never gets appreciated for their hard work.
No wonder so many men are so depressed nowadays.

Who gives a shit about men? Just man up and do your damn job.
There's an International Men's Day too, btw.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicAll I hear when someone brags about working hard
Sarcasthma
03/09/21 4:20:58 AM
#2
https://i.imgur.com/Dh4De2x.jpg

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic6 Dr. Seuss books to stop being published due to racist depictions
Sarcasthma
03/09/21 3:55:35 AM
#377
Revelation34 posted...
Helly made it up.
https://www.lexico.com/about

Here's one of those citations you love so much.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic6 Dr. Seuss books to stop being published due to racist depictions
Sarcasthma
03/09/21 3:46:00 AM
#375
Revelation34 posted...
Dictionary.com isn't a real dictionary.

Revelation34 posted...
Maybe use the actual site next time?

https://www.lexico.com/definition/simp

helIy posted...
Lexico.com is a new collaboration between Dictionary.com and Oxford University Press (OUP) to help users worldwide with everyday language challenges.

How embarrassing. @Revelation34


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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicTrends are weird. It's like, there's nothing then people mass agree on something
Sarcasthma
03/08/21 8:37:18 AM
#2
I agree

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topicjust reach sage
Sarcasthma
03/07/21 10:49:21 PM
#6
EclairReturns posted...
You mean like Tellah in the fourth Final Fantasy game.
You don't have to do this, Eclair.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicA third topic of memes
Sarcasthma
03/07/21 6:37:13 PM
#143
Sorry, but this topic was becoming much too silly.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicCleaned out my deceased stepfather's storage unit this morning... found porn
Sarcasthma
03/07/21 6:23:41 PM
#40
I bet his ghost is so fucking embarrassed right now.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWorst common language mistake?
Sarcasthma
03/07/21 6:19:39 PM
#58
SKARDAVNELNATE posted...
The propagation of the human species in general is aggravating.
Look at this PO wannabe.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicA third topic of memes
Sarcasthma
03/07/21 6:13:18 PM
#141
IronBornCorps posted...
Looks like that's fake news, thankfully.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicDo you have guns?
Sarcasthma
03/07/21 10:29:48 AM
#2
Yep. These biceps are sick.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
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