Lurker > weekoldhotdog

We got ourselves a runner-runner there Rubber Ducky, over!

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Red Dead Redemption was a damn good game too.

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Man, I ain't going to lie, she was my child hood crush. She's how 8 year old me knew I wasn't gay

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Warcraft 3 because obviously we wouldn't have WoW without it

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Kaldrenthebold posted...

The pacing is wildly off. It is also obvious there are four "sections", considering the intro to the bad guys. The first section's castle was a fun like 4 hour exploration and puzzle solving set. It felt like Resident Evil and was awesome. Then section 2 was over in about 45 minutes, and it seems like 3 is also going to be super short.

The game really feels tonally all over the place with sections that are like a greatest hits of horror tropes. You just shuffle off to a new area, experience some new random kind of gameplay loop, then it's over. It doesn't give you enough time to experience some of these sections and as such the pacing suffers. I expected each boss to get the exposure and level design of Lady D, but section 2 was barely anything and was over in a flash. I have a problem with that.

Did you try on hardcore? I felt that was the soft spot for both 7 and 8

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Before Dark Souls there was Ninja Gaiden

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Ivynn posted...

American education system, everyone.

Could have sworn Vlad Dracula was a middle eastern man. Vladdy, you lying to me?

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Killmonger posted...

San Andreas.

^^^^
Damn good mention. Another ground breaking game.

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Gunna give my hat to CoD 4: MW.

Without it, shooters would all be like Halo.

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I put my mark on Aeriels. great song.

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Jabodie posted...

I wish I had a PSVR as well, but they're very expensive now... But tbh I wouldn't play RE7 on it. Too scary.

It's not photorealistic in VR. having been inside 3D games that were not meant for VR, you get the sensation like you're playing a pop up book versus actually playing a real VR game.

Real VR games have weight to items you pick up, things interact in a more realistic way.

RE7 VR isn't going to be any diff from borderlands 2 vr, Fallout 4 or Skyrim. It's kind of game breaking, to tell you the truth.

For example, guns feel fake when you shoot them. You don't release the magazine like you would in a real VR game, cock and reload....you just push a button and reload like in a controller game in RE7.

When you swing your knife it's like playing on a wii instead of actually swinging a real knife, is another glaring example.

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CanuckCowboy posted...

The evidence does back that up alright.

You are fun to argue with ill agree with that.

Same for you, cowboy. No hard feelings, was a great convo

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TheGoldenEel posted...

u wot m8

Is romania not in the middle east?

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I might be able to help with that as I have the same issue but with Fallout 4 and skyrim. I own both of those games on multiple consoles. VR is a totally different experience (I personally don't like the clumsiness of moving in VR and I currently have a Valve Index, which is pretty much the best VR on the market).

VR has so far ruined my experiences in both of those games because of how slow and clunky movement is compared to controller movement in the normal games. Takes too long to get stuff done, handling icons is only half assed in VR meaning that interactable items are not FULLY interactible in VR like in real VR games.

In all, I think you should enjoy 7 on its own first on the difficulty that suits you the best. Beat it, then come back in VR and try that out on it's EASIEST setting. That way you know what you're doing, nothing is confusing and you won't have to deal with all that plus motion fatigue (like motion sickness) will prevent you from playing the game for many hours straight like you can with a controller/monitor.

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No Turbam, comply, comply comply!!!

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My thoughts on Resident Evil 8:

I absolutely loved it. At first I wasn't sure, vampires, warewolves. Middle eastern village (didn't we do that in 6?) but I digress, the further into the game I went the more I found that they improved everything that I had gripped about 7 about (and there wasn't much, 7 was only improperly paced that lagged sagged in the 2nd half of the game, or after your killed margeret. Also, it had a shitty final boss that only had you kill a scripted scene rather than an official boss fight)

Village nailed it because 1: The vampire lady? She's a Tyrant. YEP. No different from RE 2/3 right there for the first 1/4th to 1/3rd of the game.

By the time I finished the castle, I thought I was halfway done with the game (judging by 7's pacing). I was wrong. I was maybe 1/4th of the way done. So there, game length and pacing is phenominal. This game just DOES NOT let up.

The only time it DOES let up is for you to go back and get some optional stuff that you might leave behind. Extra puzzles that give you stuff for the merchant, as well as hunting cooking meals to upgrade your Ethan.

Man, this game had more than I thought because I set my standard and bar so low. Every boss fight was a struggle. Every set point had a undertone and deeper meanings are pulled outta the game the more you understand who is involved. The cliffhanger at the end? I know exactly where we're going for 9 fellas. BSAA headquarters is in Europe so back we go to where the new plague all started.

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s0nicfan posted...

underwhelming, honestly, but IIRC both were put out for charity purposes and I can't fault them for being a bit rusty.

I felt the same way but maybe with time and a little love these can be not the songs that we wanted but probably the songs that what we deserved (since it's been nearly 20 years since we've had our last helping of System)

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superman 2000 posted...

How is when you started liking him relevant? The point is, you like him and therefore make excuses for any possibility (no matter how evidenced) that he did horrible things, because the other option is admitting you simply don't care. And I say this as someone who thinks Michael Jackson was one of the greatest talents to ever grace the business.

What evidence? It's been the same thing over and over "some guy described MJ's penis from when he was a kid and well after the fact"

If anything you guys should be pissed that Kevin Spacey is about to get away with ACTUALLY being a pedophile. How about them apples?

And this is coming from a FAN of House of Cards.

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CanuckCowboy posted...

Yes we get it. Micheal Jackson is to you as the pope was to catholics in the 1400s.

He's not though. I'm 240 lbs and can't dance like him to save my life. I only really like it when little kids use his dance moves because that's what he would've liked the most. His songs are pretty good, they helped made Vice City a fantastic game but I think you have me confused with some die hard.

I just like arguing with you.

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We can all agree that every song from System with the exception of Sugar are pretty fucking good songs and sugar on the whole is pretty good compared to the rest of what's out there.

now: What do you guys think of SYSTEM OF A DOWN's 2 new songs they just recently put out?

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My opinion? He wouldn't know what to do with his penis if the opportunity was sitting in front of him (legally)

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superman 2000 posted...

Some people just have a hard time admitting that they don't care if their idols are/were bad people.

Nah man, I didn't like MJ until AFTER he died.

I've legit been suspended for making fun of MJ as a pedo. I take back every time I've ever said a bad thing about him now because I trully don't think he had sexual desires of any kind.

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CanuckCowboy posted...

Ani is fine. Hayden never had to spend time alone with mj as a child.

If he did, I'm 99.9% sure he would've been okay. That's not 100%, but it's damn close.

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NecroFoul99 posted...

It's the song that I heard first and made me interested. For that, I will only skip it half the time. :)

This might be my favorite. I also love Question and Sad Statue and Cigaro and Nuguns and Thetawaves and Forest and...

both sad statue of liberty and OLD SCHOOL HOLLYWOOD BASEBALL, cigaro maaaan so many gooduns

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You're mad because MJ just beat that shit (just beat it) like a smooth criminal. You're only mad cuz you say he's the one, but the kiiiiiiid's not his son.

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CanuckCowboy posted...

Yeah and you choose to dodge the facts and question i asked and remain wilfully ignorant so you can maintain that belief.

Not too mention making a bunch of really weak and totally meaningless deflections like "gore exists on the internet so what if he made a point of downloading images of animal abuse?"

If it's not child porn then stfu

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CanuckCowboy posted...

Yeah I'm super sure you'd defend any other pedo if they were autistic. Right.

Again why don't you just admit you will endlessly deflect, deny, make excuses, and choose wilful ignorance and delusion?

Dude, I'd be down for MJ dying in prison to some guy half his age because he touched little kids IF he in fact touched little kids.

I don't think MJ touched little kids. Clarification: I don't think MJ did anything sexually period. I think he was A sexual.

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I answered your questions as an edit in my previous post.

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What if he was autistic? Maybe something just didn't ever grow up in his head and he never felt like what he was doing was wrong?

I've already answered the first questoin you asked awhile ago cowboy. the vain, the hair, the dick, I could describe that too of anyone just by describing my own penis.

Your second question: Because there was enough evidence that a jury could be swayed, but not enough to fully solidify a guilty verdict. So a settlement was made. Of only 20 million. He's worth waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay MORE than that.

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CanuckCowboy posted...

Dude can you just admit you're gonna reach and deflect and deny and be wilfully ignorant cause you like his music?

And why does he merit that level of willful delusion and defending? We both know anyone else who had half the allegations and evidence again them that mj did would be universally crucified.

Because if he DID do it, his estate would still be on the line to pay out civil suits. If he DID do it, why has no suit ever gone to trial? Why was every deal always taken behind closed doors and under lock and seal from the public's eyesight? We saw the evidence, the accusations, but not the outcome? That shit matters.

I'd side with a kid any day of the week that accuses anyone of sexual misconduct. I however question any ADULT that waits until after someone dies before accusing them. I need to see proof, beyond a shadow of a doubt, or I can't believe that he did it. A jury needs to convict him. If he did it, why has there been no JURY TRIAL?

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CanuckCowboy posted...

Ok. So why would he want to share a bed with someone when he's such a germaphobe?

And why are you ignoring the fact he clearly at least showed the kid his dick often enough for the kid to describe the marks on it and his ass?

And what excuse is their for the cache of animal abuse images he had downloaded?

You know, there's a website that caches gore of all kinds from decapitation, murder to suicide. Self shot by the makers. Full on snuff films. I suppose anyone that visits that site is strange too but it's at the top of google when you search for it. See, that shit you're describing isn'l illegal to have. I'm not michael, I don't share my bed with kids, but if THOSE KID'S PARENTS were COOL WITH IT AT THE TIME than you have no right jumping down MY throat, jump down their throats for allowing it. Cuz michael is pure gold in my eyes. Nobody that does what he did would dare fuck with little kids.

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philsov posted...

my all time fave is Vicinity of Obscenity (aka, banana banana banana terracotta pie)

Do we all learn to feed from the whores with bare feet lmfao

those lyrics are WILD

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You gotta understand that I don't think that MJ even had sex. I feel like he paid someone to forcefully take his semen and introduced that directly into his birth mothers via artificial insemination. The guy was a germaphobe. He didn't touch people. Why would he touch kids when he wore a glove so that his skin wouldn't touch other people?

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CanuckCowboy posted...

Bud read the fucking topic or watch the doc or use Google ffs.

Get over it. He's dead. He's never going to go to prison for something he didn't do. Maybe he was a little creepy but I bet so are you. So build a bridge and get over it son. He's been dead for how long?

Docs keep coming out because it's easy to accuse a dead guy of shit.

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Toxicity for sure, but it's not on the list..

Going to go with Airials but i mean, So, so SOOOO MANY GOOD SONGS left off this list.

I mean we got Soldiers Side, I mean you're lacking their signature song CHOP SUEY which is what they are probably the most famous for.

Where do they expect us go to when the bombs fall?!!

THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME I HOPE YOUR STEPSON DOESN'T EAT THE FISH

Gotta have that VIOLENT PORNOGRAPHY.

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CanuckCowboy posted...

Overlooking the vitiligo and the fact the kid literally was able to draw it.

Cute. Keep defending a likely pedo and a definite animal abuse fetishist.

Wait, are we going to start calling every that everyone that owned a circus or a wild animal an abuse fetishist?

So what, the man had a giraffe. Tony Montana had 2 tigers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bRbfnrMiuI


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CanuckCowboy posted...

So explain how a kid was able to describe mjs dick so accurately right down to the vitiligo?

Was it just a harmless thing of mj asking the kid to paint him like one of his French girls?

Wilfully ignoring everything that came 0ut just cause you like his music is p disgusting tbh. Even if you take the stance that he never inappropriately touched a child there's more than enough evidence that he behaved plenty inappropriately around children who slept in his bed.

I'm not going to get sucked into an argument when I can just quote Dave Chappelle for you as he responded to the same question.

"I bet there was a shaft. some hair. maybe some balls."

Want me to describe for you DMX's penis next?

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Hard disagree and you should feel bad for making this topic.

How can CE, a place full of man children, not understand one of their fellow manchilds? MJ was a child in a man's body.

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EnglishBullDoug posted...

He's been simping for over 20 years here. Like, think about it for a second. He behaves that way and he's like 40.

You'll get there. Just because you're old doesn't mean you can't be immature in one way shape or form.

I think everyone here lacks some form of maturity and we all range from the uber successful to the down and out.

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-dislike

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His guides are alright. They lack big pictures for people like me that like TL:DRs for faqs

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Just woke up to dis woke topic

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Nobody wants to answer because it'll be the end of Nintendo as we know it.

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In the same vein as Uncle Ben's was using a stereotype of a racist observation once held as a belief, can we ask now that Mario and Luigi be changed to look more generic and less Italian?

Woke Topic

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bump

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Hmmmm?

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twu stowie

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