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OK so apart from the mockery, what's the advice again?

• "book a motel"

Is that all??

awesome999 posted...

This reminds me of the time a couple months ago I fucked up a date up. Didn't realise she wanted it until a couple weeks later. She suggested going to a 'quiet and secluded park that was open late'. Didn't think she was the type until I put the pieces together. Flirted too soft, lost my chance cause she ghosted me after
It's always the ones with the overprotective parents man

Thanks brother. Only comment here that eases my soul.

awesome999 posted...

I live in an Asian country as well. Tell her to have one of her friends cover for her. Well I suppose it depends on the parents and the country too. Ask your friends what they do
PM me what country and I'll PM you mine, my country is fairly conservative so unless you live in the Middle East, I should be able to give you advice

DO NOT GET YOUR DATING ADVICE FROM MOVIES (OR FICTION OF ANY KIND)
That's rule #0

Ok...where then?

I mean, when I google dating advice, I get advice from Americans who lives vastly different lives and cultures.
There, the environment is more sparse. Everyone has their own cars and houses. Sex is obviously so much easier there

Woodger posted...

I mean sex on a toilet is not the way to go in pretty much any situation, even on the fancy Japanese ones. Any hotels nearby?
More importantly though, people can back out of sex at any time for any reason even if they previously agreed to it. It doesn't necessarily mean she didn't like you, maybe she just changed her mind. Probably it was the toilet thing that changed her mind.

TBF I didn't tell her we were doing it in the toilet. The moment I indicated to her about doing the act, she already rejected. We were just sitting at a park bench when this happened

Woodger posted...

I mean sex on a toilet is not the way to go in pretty much any situation, even on the fancy Japanese ones. Any hotels nearby?
More importantly though, people can back out of sex at any time for any reason even if they previously agreed to it. It doesn't necessarily mean she didn't like you, maybe she just changed her mind. Probably it was the toilet thing that changed her mind.

Jeez, I guess watching movies gave me the wrong idea? Also I thought it was a common thing to do for couples

Flamer_Blue posted...

If you want to say, where do you live?
I can see the car part not being necessary in some parts of the world.
But the parent thing is weird.
Still, could have gone to a motel or "telo"

I live in an Asian country. Due to confuscious values of filial piety, almost every young adult would still live with their parents until they get married and also getting your own house here is super hard here.
The girl also lives with her parents and has somewhat of a night curfew. At least my parents dont. Yes, that's how s***ty it is

Heavy_D_Forever posted...

The only girls who are gonna bang in public toilets are 3/10. If this girl was anything higher than that then there's your problem.

She's the one who suggested meeting in a park...

Flamer_Blue posted...

Is this a joke topic?

So wait, you have no car and your parents live in your house?

I don't know rick.

I should mention I'm not in the US.

Where I live most people my age cant afford to own their cars and live with their parents (think Japan)

wow should have expected such helpful advice from CE.

I'm done here

DuranOfForcena posted...

a hotel room

we lived very nearby each other and the nearest motel is a long few miles away. Also she kept insisting on a 'park nearby'. Idk. She could have ghosted me if I suggested motel. I kept the texting vague on my intentions since I didnt want to sound despo

Master Kazuya posted...

You gotta get her (and yourself) in the mood with touch, flirting, closeness, etc. Girls aren't always sex on command, build a connection even if small and make it intense.

If she likes you that much it's not even hard, just 1% of effort is enough to set the rocket off

I think it just sucks 'cos I'm not that kind of guy at all. I'm very introverted and this covid period had me crunched at home for far too long without social interactions.

I'm also not a quick thinker so I can't really come up with flirty jokes on the get-go in a convo. I can actually do it whilst texting since I have the luxury of time there and I guess that's the only reason how I managed to squeeze out a hookup meeting in the first place. But srsly though, WTF was I spposed to have sex???

Funkydog posted...

It seems like you know what you did wrong. which was everything.

yeah, but I don't know what I could have done right.

And please tell me. Unless you got nothing else to offer

Smashingpmkns posted...

Pulitzer Prize worthy writing here.

DUDE, where else am I supposed to do it??
It was like 7.30pm in a crowded neighbourhood. There were even people coming in adn out of the toilet so often

So I basically met this girl from Bumble today. We chatted nicely for one day and she showed so much interest in me, even considering to meet in the middle of the night. And I think that was by far my biggest mistake of all. By not meeting right there and right then. She was hesitant to do so because her family doesn't want her leaving the house that late.

Instead, we settled to meet the next day evening because I'm dumb AF. The next problem was finding a shady spot to do the act. I have no car, my house has my parents living in it, so we could only do it outside.

Here's where I f***ed up again. I told her to meet at a park where we could do it in a public toilet. Except I didn't mention the last part on the toilet.

So we strolled all the way to the park while conversing. And then for another dumb reason I decided we should sit down at a bench in the park and continue TALKING.

Like maybe... half a hour passed by before I realized what a dumbass i am. I then hinted at her about hooking up already, but by this point she said she wasn't interested/ready. By now I'm just like WTF, then why did we even meet in the first place?!

I tried to hint again to the toilet by saying I wanted to buy a drink at the vending machine there. She seemed to finally get the hint and relented by telling me she can 'provide company'. At this point I honestly didn't know what she meant by 'company' but she followed me to the toilet. Now again, me being a complete utter dumbass for some reason, decides to turn around and GO TO A VENDING MACHINE instead for a drink. But then again, the toilet was really crowded for some damn reason so it was also kind of a hard no-go to drag her at that moment.

After this, we walked back home, just said our goodbyes. I tried to kiss her but didnt dare go for it. Only managed to hold her hand awkwardly. And she kinda made it clear she didn't want to meet again.

Really, looking back, there's so many things that went wrong here. This is my first time actually meeting up for casual sex so I honestly have no idea what I did wrong or right here but here's my personal judgment:

I didn't get straight to the point about having sex with her when we first met
I shouldn't have directed her to a bench to continue our conversation.
I shouldn't have chosen an effin' evening time to meet her at a park which was so damn crowded.
Halfway through the convo, I get overwhelmed and distracted, which kinda led to a lot of awkward moments where i wasn't listening to her talk leading to even more awkward silences.

CE, tell me what I did wrong. I feel like jumping off a building now. F*** I suck at life. Meanwhile this girl can go back to Bumble and get her next hookup guy within one second

GenericGuy posted...

Lover easily. I don't care about the "downsides", it will just be nice having someone that actually loves me for once.

Even if they just want you for the sex and are not genuinely into you?

lol... the amount of despo people choosing Lovers though.

Zeus posted...

(continued from above)

You talk about things not making sense, but pretty much everything you've proposed doesn't make sense. And you certainly *could* have alternative explanations for flight not involving wings, which wouldn't work unless your body structure fundamentally changed as well.

Some options that would make more sense than wings might involve having the ability to produce and store within your body an absurdly lightweight gas or chemical.

That would depend entirely on the form of teleportation. If you were bending time and space to link two locations where you'd see the exit point, none of those factors would apply. Unpredictable teleportation is generally a lazy limiting trope.

Dood, did people ever tell you you're fun at parties?

ZeldaMutant posted...

This ends the worlds if used. If you choose to rewind time and lose your memories, everything will proceed the same way again, leading into the same choice to rewind. The world will be trapped in a loop, repeating the same events endlessly.

Funny thought...
how'd you know we aren't already repeating the whole timeline of the universe? :)

Super Strength - In order to get that much muscles, you will end up looking like an ugly fat piece of meat ass. Contrary to popular misconception portrayed in comics/manga, the stronger you get, the more fats you're going to inevitably get. All of the world's strongest men all have huge tummies for a reason... This means you'll look like the Blob from Marvel: https://bleedingcool.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/Iron-Studios-The-Blob-002-900x900.jpg

Super Speed - You age incredibly fast everything you use your speed powers because time is relative and you're just manipulating your own dimension of time. So for example, if you run around at 1000x the speed of a normal person in 10 minutes, this means you just aged 7 days more in the real world within 10 minutes. Also everytime you wanna heal a wound using your super speed...well, dont be surprised if you suddenly get grey hair or even die of a stroke.

Time Travel - You can rewind time for everyone in the universe. But you lose your own memories too. Duh. LOL.

Telepathy - You can hear people's thoughts, but you cant select who you want to hear. You'll hear everyone's thoughts 24/7, all the time, for all the people around you within a 1 mile radius.

Invisibility - OK, so somehow you're invisible due to awesome skin cloaking powers, but how the hell can your non-skin parts be invisible too? So your whole body, except your eyes, mouth and hair is invisible. Yes, that includes the hair in between your legs and armpits. Have fun trying to stay invisible with floating hair.

Lover - You can make anyone, even random strangers, fall in love with you and have instant hookups with anyone. Except their love never dies but keeps on growing. Every person you affect turns to a horny psycophatic lover that's become obsessed with wanting your wiener, even if it means crossing boundaries and breaking ahem...laws.

Phasing - You fall through everything, including right through the Earth and out into outer space. Better wear an astronaut suit fast. Oh wait, you phase through that too.

Flight - You cant bend physic to fly. No, makes no sense. You can only fly with wings. So you get enormous cool-looking dragon wings that let you fly. But the wings have to extremely big to lift up a human body of fair ratio. And the wings are so big they can't close up fully. So have fun squeezing into rooms. Also you get tired easily from flapping those wings after a while and you cant fly that high since the upper atmosphere contains less oxygen

Teleportation - You can teleport anywhere you want, even to other planets (not sure why cos you'd die instantly from atmosphere but nvm). The only problem is you can't be sure on the exact geographical position of the place you'll be in. You could end up teleporting inside of a pillar or dirt ground or even end up in mid-air and fall to your death. It's a risk-it-all choice of using your power.

I got inspired by the previous topic but thought OP's one was pretty imbalanced so here's my own version. And for mine, there actually isn't any drawbacks.

No, these are simply the resultss what happens if you actually get "superpowers" in reality. Logically...duh.

Super Strength
But in order to get that much muscles, you will end up looking like an ugly fat piece of meat ass. Contrary to popular misconception portrayed in comics/manga, the stronger you get, the more fats you're going to inevitably get. I'm sorry but strong people DO NOT have low bodyfat. All of the world's strongest men all have huge tummies for a reason... This means you'll look like the Blob from Marvel: https://bleedingcool.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/Iron-Studios-The-Blob-002-900x900.jpg

Super Speed - You age incredibly fast everything you use your speed powers because time is relative and you're just manipulating your own dimension of time. So for example, if you run around at 1000x the speed of a normal person in 10 minutes, this means you just aged 7 days more in the real world within 10 minutes. Also everytime you wanna heal a wound using your super speed...well, dont be surprised if you suddenly get grey hair or even die of a stroke.

Time Travel - You can rewind time for everyone in the universe. But you lose your own memories too. Duh. LOL.

Telepathy - You can hear people's thoughts, but you cant select who you want to hear. You'll hear everyone's thoughts 24/7, all the time, for all the people around you within a 1 mile radius.

Invisibility - OK, so somehow you're invisible due to awesome skin cloaking powers, but how the hell can your non-skin parts be invisible too? So your whole body, except your eyes, mouth and hair is invisible. Yes, that includes the hair in between your legs and armpits. Have fun trying to stay invisible with floating hair.

Lover - You can make anyone, even random strangers, fall in love with you and have instant hookups with anyone. Except their love never dies but keeps on growing. Every person you affect turns to a horny psycophatic lover that's become obsessed with wanting your wiener, even if it means crossing boundaries and breaking ahem...laws.

Phasing - You fall through everything, including right through the Earth and out into outer space. Better wear an astronaut suit fast. Oh wait, you phase through that too.

Flight - You get enormous cool-looking dragon wings that let you fly. The wings have to that big to lift up a human body of ratio.And the wings are so big they can't close up fully. So have fun squeezing into rooms. Also you get tired easily from flapping those wings after a while and you cant fly that high since the upper atmosphere contains less oxygen

Teleportation - You can teleport anywhere you want, even to other planets (not sure why cos you'd die instantly from atmosphere but nvm). The only problem is you can't be sure on the exact geographical position of the place you'll be in. You could end up teleporting inside of a pillar or dirt ground or even end up in mid-air and fall to your death. It's a risk-it-all choice of using your power.

It never picks up. It only goes downhill from there.

Yknow Supergirl? Yeah, that kind of campy.

The last episode was so lame it was nauseating to watch. My gosh, felt like I was watching one of those lame DC tv shows

Kloe_Rinz posted...

dont put personal details into any that dont have 2fa.

So why are you on gamefaqs?

Kloe_Rinz posted...

2FA bro

most sites don't bother bro

I just noticed this.

Whenever you 'forget a password' to your account on most sites (incl. gameFAQs), they'll just ask for your email and send a password reset to that email.

So basically all you gotta do is enter the hacked email address, go reset the password, and boom you just hacked ANOTHER account. And another...and another...

how the hell do most sites think this is all fine? I dont understand

SSJ5_Goku posted...

Look bro I don't think anyone in this world is 100% straight. And it's ok to appreciate the male form while being a straight male and the female form whilst being a straight female. You aren't gonna catch anything except maybe some feelings.

Yes, it's ok to appreciate the form of a same gender but thinking of ***ing them? That's too much.

ROOTFayth posted...

I guess if the definition of straight is 100% heterosexual then yes youre right, everything seems to be a grey area nowadays though, even the word straight

Dude, there's only straight or bisexual. Even if you're 10% attracted to the same sex, I'm sorry that's being bisexual.

sheez what's this world coming to nowadays?

some famous guy like a very handsome celebrity or something.

Like, I cant tell if these people are being serious or joking.
if you as male, are even so much as OK with ***ing with another male... I'm sorry you're definitely not straight. Either you're bisexual but dont realise it or just plain out gay.

As a real straight male, I can say for sure, the idea of ****ing another male is a downright absolute NO, no matter how 'good-looking' the guy is

this just came to my mind recently and I realized... they never did.

haloiscoolisbak posted...

Just use dating apps. Despite all the rejection and wasted time at least you aren't getting lead on or friend zoned on there

I think the same can happen. Quite rare for me to chat up a girl on a dating app and immediately get her number or get a date.

Have to text her for at least a week, schedule a meetup one week later. That's two weeks gone by. Later she maybe postphones. Three weeks gone by. Finally meet with her and have an awesome date. You think you two click so well. But then the date is over, you text her back and she never ever replies. Ghosted.

Boom. You just wasted one month chasing a girl for nothing

Demon1050 posted...

It's the attitude, confidence, and alittle bit of bad boy.

These guys go up to a girl and let them know he likes them as soon as they give him a sign that they're interested. No BS. They just make it happen. Often times, when a girl tests him and tries that let's get to know each other crap, he'll act disinterested as if he's going to move on to another girl. This gets their attention. Wow, I better not let him get away! No, it doesn't always work but if you know HOW to do it, the odds are in your favor. Being overly attentive to a particular girl and has the opposite effect. You look weak. Sorry, it's the cold hard truth and I've been that guy many many times. I'm sure 99% of guys make the mistake several times in their life. No biggy, you just slowly learn to play the game.

I've improved my confidence 10,000% in the last few years but I can't still operate like that. One day I will though. Practice practice practice. Don't expect to change overnight. Expect it take several years. Be prepared to fail. Many times. I don't care if you're a millionaire with 10/10 looks. You're going to turned down many times. Once you nail down the psychology though, you're going to succeed and life is going to be awesome.

Why does your version of dating feel even harder than winning the lottery?

dolomedes posted...

do you meet women at church or something?

I don't know. Do you date sluts or something?

Topic is an oxymoron. You can't have a perfect girl if you already mentioned one imperfection

my perfect girl has hair, bruh

BloodMoon7 posted...

Their secret is they aren't wasting time "cultivating".

What do you mean by that?

From my experience, a lot of girls I meet simply aren't into getting into a relationship that fast. They want to take time to be friends first, see the chemistry, see how things go, then start dating for a few months before finally calling it official.

Whenever I hear a guy talking about his recent breakup then later mention he has had 4-5 exes, I'm more shocked by how he can have had so many girlfriends.

I thought a relationship is slowly cultivated and built over a long period of time. But here, these guys are getting girlfriends like catching Pokemon or something. What's their secret seriously

Ricemills posted...

i thought it was abbreviations of "involuntary celibate".

yeah I wrote wrong

Veggeta X posted...

Wrong, simp is.

I don't think simp is that bad, since it can include guys that are attached but just like to suck up to their girlfriends (which let's admit, is actually very common).

girls are also less likely to condone simps since they're on the benefiting end of it. Meanwhile incel denotes social injustice which everyone, regardless of gender, can rally against

philsov posted...

This.

Though, semi-ironically, a lot of "involuntary celibates" are actually there by choice due to entitlement, poor social skills, and/or having garbage-tier looks/money/status. All of which can be improved over time.

oh wow I didn't know poor social skills was a choice. Ever heard of social anxiety disorders?? You think it's so easy to overcome like reciting ABC?

R1masher posted...

Words change meaning with use, stop trying to gatekeep words

no, it doesn't.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incel

a virgin is a viring. an incel is an incel. a misogynic is a misogynic.

You don't twist words for the sake of mockery.

Actually I can see why no one uses the term 'misogynic' since it does not denote a person who hasn't had sex.

A person can be a huge effin' chad playboy and still be misogynic but he's spared the mockery because he can boast to everyone he's slept with girls anyway.

Meanwhile when you call someone an incel, it's not about calling out social injustice. It's about simply mocking and degrading someone for not being able to get laid.

Correction of topic tilte:

"Does CE not know what 'incel' means anymore??"

SquirtleSkwad posted...

When was the last time YOU had sex? And don't lie.

Not answering since unrelated but I didn't know anyone who's a virgin is called an incel now. Oh wow

incel = incelibate
and more specifically, it referred to a male who hated all females universally because he had trouble getting laid.

But nowadays, wtf are people using the term for? It's like simply hating on anyone so long as the person is female, makes you an incel.

Oh no, I shouted at my mom. Oh look, I'm an incel now.
Oh no, I don't like that actress since she's an asshole. Oh look, I'm an incel now.
Oh no, I sent my girlfriend a rude message. Oh look, I'm an incel now.

Oh no, you're angry at me. Oh I'm in an incel now.

Maybe if we actually used the proper term, 'misogynic', it'd wake up people's ignorant mindsets. But hey, as you can see, 'misogynic' is way too hard for the average CE men to spell here

ZannoL posted...

This.

Its a couple sad, desperate guys defending her. The majority of people side with Depp.

then they're not called incels. They're called simps.

Holy s****. Hasn't the term 'incel' completely lost meaning? People using it simply as a derogatory remark for anyone they hate, which is... ironic in itself

BignutzisBack posted...

Exactly, pretty gross post by TC

It's ok,
TC simply lacks something called critical thinking skills

refmon posted...

Ahhahhahaha I can hear the incels losing their minds!!!
https://collider.com/amber-heard-aquaman-2-training-image/

i didn't know hating on anyone, so long as they happen to be female, makes them an 'incel'.

CE, everyone

Wutobliteration posted...

No I dont think you understand incels at all.

tell me again, how do you think incels come to be in the first place?? You think they're born incels?

Why aren't you replying to me, OP? Do you not know anything about psychology at all, hm?

WingsOfGood posted...

@Wutobliteration

Do you get it yet I wonder?

No I dont think you understand incels at all.

tell me again, how do you think incels come to be in the first place?? You think they're born incels?

Skyrim hands down.

You can easily turn the game into a gorgeous 4K graphics behemoth and with far more realism and immersiveness than any other game out there if you mod correctly

I stopped reading when OP suggested incels are genetic.

Are you like... that f****ing *@)##%%? Ever heard of something called a brain? Ideology? Mindsets? Experiences in life?

I hope this is a joke topic. Seriously.

the way we see a character in a movie act so stoically and gloomy. The way they talk softly and talk in a sombre, non-smiling manner. We see these kind of characters are cool and likeable.

Yet try this in real life and people will just avoid you and call you anti-social.

FYI people... Zac Efron is only 1.73m tall.