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| Topic | Test your Mario knowledge? Can you answer all of these Mario questions? |
| MasterChiefer 05/24/21 2:01:23 PM #1 |  Some of them are surprisingly tough for the back of a kids fruit snack box. |
| Topic | Texas governor photographed making "white power" sign. |
| MasterChiefer 05/20/21 2:46:52 PM #7 | Could also be the shocker. |
| Topic | who was the PotDer who was really into making up swords |
| MasterChiefer 05/12/21 2:36:21 PM #4 | I think this was one of them  |
| Topic | A 5fth topic of memes |
| MasterChiefer 05/10/21 3:04:01 PM #338 | Mead posted... That is really funny in a dark and exploitative way. #DontBeAQuitter |
| Topic | A 5fth topic of memes |
| MasterChiefer 05/09/21 10:08:54 PM #325 |  |
| Topic | PotD Confession Topic |
| MasterChiefer 05/07/21 9:35:02 PM #26 | The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it. New to gamefaqs. Am I doing this right? |
| Topic | The cringe. |
| MasterChiefer 05/02/21 10:51:51 AM #4 | His book Kinzurdia sounds like Secret of Mana. Tortured by a magical curse unleashed by his own blood, James finds himself leading his burdened brother into a decaying castle's dark forest. James and David run into danger and find themselves saving a young girl from an unbelievable evil. Hurt from years of rejection, Elizabeth discovers inner strength and forgotten magic from a mysterious visitor. A prophecy drives a horde of evil creatures to find them and force Elizabeth, a newly found princess, to open a portal to a foreign world. Elizabeth yearns for family ties, while David wrestles with his overwhelming hunger. James uncovers secrets of a world long lost and unforgiving to humans. With danger around every corner the three of them must join forces and conquer each new discovery in a world full of magical beasts. Sort of. |
| Topic | Identify the movie quote from the above post |
| MasterChiefer 04/26/21 7:27:31 PM #2 | Mead posted... Trust the fungus!Mario Bros movie "Man, you think I give a fuck about a motherfuckin' red light?! Cops can't touch me! I'm out here smoking weed, speeding, all that, dog. Fuck that! That's me, untouchable." |
| Topic | lmao Whiskey got banned again |
| MasterChiefer 04/24/21 4:23:03 PM #26 | ReturnOfFa posted... I'm just imagining how your balls would hit someone's clit while banging them doggystyle. I need someone to explain this to me physically. Would not your rod be in the way of your balls? Does Whiskey understand sexual anatomy?The clitoris is located above the vaginal opening which would allow ones testicles to rhythmically come in contact with it during sexual intercourse in a doggy style position. |
| Topic | Good Songs: Episode 4 |
| MasterChiefer 04/22/21 4:28:21 PM #153 | |
| Topic | Good Songs: Episode 4 |
| MasterChiefer 04/18/21 2:45:47 PM #140 | |
| Topic | Good Songs 4: Don't Be A Fake Poser Edition |
| MasterChiefer 04/18/21 2:45:26 PM #66 | |
| Topic | What's it like to be a dumb and ignorant person who's an asshole |
| MasterChiefer 04/15/21 10:00:06 PM #2 | They do say that ignorance is bliss. |
| Topic | Every restaurant had plenty of people eating indoors with no masks. Reeee |
| MasterChiefer 04/15/21 3:37:21 PM #4 | Just cut a hole in your mask where your mouth is. This way you can eat while still wearing it and protecting others. |
| Topic | Potato bread = Best bread |
| MasterChiefer 04/13/21 3:24:42 PM #1 | #LifeFAQs |
| Topic | Good Songs: Episode 4 |
| MasterChiefer 04/12/21 7:17:18 PM #45 | |
| Topic | Wow, sounds like they're adding about a dozen more characters to Smash |
| MasterChiefer 04/11/21 8:00:36 PM #15 | Sarcasthma posted... Which PotDer should we nominate to be in Smash? Shenti? Jen?Sleeping_King is probably going to be the one picked due to his love of swords. Shenti would be my pick though with his ability to chest bounce weights at you. |
| Topic | A Proud Boys leader is arguing he shouldn't be sent back to jail |
| MasterChiefer 04/11/21 8:08:22 AM #2 | Arent the prison guards on their side? |
| Topic | why are they called cookies |
| MasterChiefer 04/11/21 8:07:33 AM #7 | Sarcasthma posted... Did Nathan pass away and leave his gimmicks to you in his will?I just realized I havent seen him post here in awhile. RIP |
| Topic | Do you handle nostalgia well? |
| MasterChiefer 04/11/21 8:05:14 AM #2 | I handle it like I handle my cock and balls if you know what I mean. |
| Topic | attn: SpeedDemon20 |
| MasterChiefer 04/06/21 2:08:54 PM #2 | This song reminds me of the time I whooped nudojudo in Diddy Kong Racing for some reason. |
| Topic | Anyone else remember those old cigarette vending machines |
| MasterChiefer 04/05/21 12:57:09 PM #8 | I remember buying cigarettes from one when I was 16 or 17. |
| Topic | Tinder guy said he "low key" has a crush on me |
| MasterChiefer 04/05/21 12:54:54 PM #17 | Low key mention youre banging other dudes even if youre not. That usually works at pushing people away. |
| Topic | If I owned a bar... |
| MasterChiefer 04/03/21 8:14:30 PM #9 | More Irish bars need to play Im shipping up to Boston by Dropkick Murphys. None of them ever seem to play it. https://youtu.be/1qxXUTZ31N0 |
| Topic | They're making a Seinfeld horror game. |
| MasterChiefer 04/03/21 7:39:13 AM #1 | |
| Topic | Peloton babes are awesome. Met one last night. |
| MasterChiefer 04/02/21 6:54:40 AM #2 | Peloton babes like to ride all night long. |
| Topic | POF girl is giving me a major Jen vibe. |
| MasterChiefer 03/30/21 2:11:45 PM #45 |  Damn. Looking good Jen. |
| Topic | Massive container ship gets stuck sideways in the Suez Canal |
| MasterChiefer 03/29/21 6:46:22 PM #309 | UnknownNobody posted... I love when an obvious troll alt comes out of limbo (notice that's their one active post) to claim sunny makes topics about himself. The dude literally can't keep sunny out of his thoughts. It's creepy how much jonesville is obsessed with sunny.Do you think they are one of the mod alts? |
| Topic | Massive container ship gets stuck sideways in the Suez Canal |
| MasterChiefer 03/28/21 11:03:13 PM #220 | I just asked about it on the range. Lets see what they say. |
| Topic | Massive container ship gets stuck sideways in the Suez Canal |
| MasterChiefer 03/28/21 10:52:24 PM #211 | DirtBasedSoap posted... can you provide some proof of this? sounds interesting and pretty wild if true  |
| Topic | Massive container ship gets stuck sideways in the Suez Canal |
| MasterChiefer 03/28/21 10:26:42 PM #207 | UnknownNobody posted... A gamefaqs mod would never create an army of trolls.Who are the mod troll alts? |
| Topic | How old is your current GameFAQs account? |
| MasterChiefer 03/27/21 8:36:56 PM #12 | 22 |
| Topic | get WOKE get BROKE, am i right bros???? |
| MasterChiefer 03/26/21 8:36:49 PM #5 | Fucking teabag them motherfuckers bro. Fuck yea!!1! (NH) |
| Topic | I killed my rooster today |
| MasterChiefer 03/23/21 9:48:33 PM #3 | RIP in piece your cock. |
| Topic | The XBox Series X is better than the PS5 because of blast processing. |
| MasterChiefer 03/23/21 3:44:40 PM #3 | Zeus posted... Is this a rib on the Genesis v SNES debate?Welcome to the next level, Zeus. |
| Topic | The XBox Series X is better than the PS5 because of blast processing. |
| MasterChiefer 03/23/21 3:13:12 PM #1 | Its true. |
| Topic | Anyone can see the road that they walk on is paved in gold |
| MasterChiefer 03/22/21 3:07:12 PM #4 | Mead posted... you should leave before the sun comes up that dayGood idea. I need an exit to some external summer slacking. |
| Topic | Favorite beer |
| MasterChiefer 03/22/21 3:04:43 PM #20 | Miller High Life |
| Topic | Anyone can see the road that they walk on is paved in gold |
| MasterChiefer 03/22/21 3:03:57 PM #2 | Ive made up my mind Mead. Im going to start packing. |
| Topic | Thinly veiled brag topic title |
| MasterChiefer 03/15/21 12:17:18 AM #11 | Every time I use a urinal next to someone they say Nice cock. It gets annoying but it does feel good to be appreciated. |
| Topic | PotD is always more interesting when people are having mental breakdowns. |
| MasterChiefer 03/14/21 5:41:43 PM #1 | I wonder whos next |
| Topic | put me in the microwave and cook me on HIGH for 5 minutes please |
| MasterChiefer 03/13/21 2:57:36 PM #10 | PunishedOni posted... anyone else have suggestions for how to cook meyou could cook it in a plastic bag filled with water over a roaring fire |
| Topic | PS5 is about to drop but i dont wanna cop |
| MasterChiefer 03/12/21 12:52:47 PM #4 | The Xbox series X is an objectively better console. Would recommend it over the PS5. |
| Topic | On August 29th, 1997, it's gonna feel pretty fucking real to you, too! |
| MasterChiefer 03/10/21 6:22:11 PM #2 | I get it. |
| Topic | Have you ever been unblocked for five minutes before being re-blocked? |
| MasterChiefer 03/10/21 5:20:50 PM #3 | Who hurt you, Zeus? |
| Topic | been diagnosed with cannabis use disorder |
| MasterChiefer 03/08/21 5:03:00 PM #9 | I use to smoke weed. I still do, but I use to too. |
| Topic | Blighboy (Moderator) |
| MasterChiefer 03/08/21 2:28:43 PM #5 | Am I the only one who thought that the dogs penis looked weird? |
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