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TopicPitbulls Maul Owner to Death in Her Home
DDirtyDastard
07/20/21 7:55:58 PM
#4
But pitbulls are such sweet little babies. That's IMPOSSIBLE!
TopicWendy's Put Mayo on my Baconator. I asked for Ketchup instead on Mayo.
DDirtyDastard
07/20/21 7:55:17 PM
#42
They did you a favor. Ketchup is a garbage tier condiment.
TopicWhat happens when the unstoppable force meets the immovable object
DDirtyDastard
07/20/21 7:54:11 PM
#22
A new universe is formed.
Topic17 y/o is Killed after his DAD exchanged HAND GESTURES with another Driver!!!
DDirtyDastard
07/09/21 11:45:14 AM
#18
If you ever had to drive on the west coast your cool will be tested. People either drive like Nascar drivers or grandmas and 90% of people don't use a turn signal.
TopicA lot of people don't like Breath of Fire 1, but I like it better than 2 in some
DDirtyDastard
07/09/21 11:37:20 AM
#31
I couldn't get into 2 for some reason. I liked 1 good enough to try 2 but it just didn't do anything for me.
TopicMan awarded $2,800 after boss removed all his gay pride posters
DDirtyDastard
07/09/21 11:35:03 AM
#8
I'm aboutsta buy a bunch of gay pride posters and hang them up all over the office.
TopicThis fast food restaurant remains #1 for the 7th year in a row.
DDirtyDastard
07/09/21 11:34:24 AM
#61
It's alright, I get it once in a while.
TopicHow many times have you been SUSPENDED on GameFAQs?
DDirtyDastard
07/09/21 11:33:35 AM
#29
I've probably been suspended over a dozen times in the past 12 months.
Topicwhat exactly killed rock?
DDirtyDastard
07/09/21 11:32:56 AM
#289
Metallica getting Napster shut down.
Topic114 people die every minute.....
DDirtyDastard
07/09/21 11:31:43 AM
#11
All from covid.
TopicWhy do people become servers?
DDirtyDastard
07/09/21 11:31:08 AM
#18
My buddy makes pretty decent money as a server. $25-$30/hr after tips.
TopicPineapple on a Pizza is ONE thing but on a burger?
DDirtyDastard
07/09/21 11:29:57 AM
#10
Pineapple on a burger is pretty awesome
TopicWhy do guys talk about girls
DDirtyDastard
07/08/21 12:14:59 PM
#15
ParanoidObsessive posted...
If she's not a girl, why do you call her your girlfriend?

You should call her your special ladyfriend.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FE50uB9YL3A
I usually call her my woman. Occasionally I call her my wife, though we're not married and likely never will be.
TopicUS in danger. Delta spreading. Public health measures likely to return.
DDirtyDastard
07/08/21 12:12:26 PM
#32
AldousIsDead posted...
Yes. It's awful. I've tried testosterone, viagra, cutting porn, I'm losing weight, nothing is helping.

Do not catch covid.
Sounds to me like you were well on that path before you caught the virus
TopicI went from a 2 year dry spell to having sex 10x a week
DDirtyDastard
07/08/21 11:55:46 AM
#19
That much sex is unsustainable. Enjoy it while it lasts.
TopicBreak up or work it out when the relationship gets too hard
DDirtyDastard
07/08/21 11:54:04 AM
#11
When it gets "too hard" you should definitely get out and not draw it out.

I was in a relationship for 4 years that started going downhill after the first year. The 2nd year I was done, but we kept trying to work things out. Those final two years were a complete waste of life.

You gotta know when to cut your losses. That doesn't mean jump out the split-second anything goes sideways, but you gotta realize when things are irreconcilable and quit wasting each other's time.
TopicDo you miss Ask Jeeves?
DDirtyDastard
07/08/21 11:50:08 AM
#9
No, that guy sucked.
TopicHave you ever stuck your finger up your butt
DDirtyDastard
07/08/21 11:49:46 AM
#6
I do it nearly every day out of necessity.
TopicCOVID LOTTERIES and FREE XBOX Series X has FAILED to get AMERICANS Vaccinated!!!
DDirtyDastard
07/08/21 11:46:36 AM
#22
InfernalFive posted...
Redneck states are too indoctrinated it's kinda pathetic.
Oh the irony.
TopicWhy do guys talk about girls
DDirtyDastard
07/08/21 11:44:14 AM
#13
My gf is a woman, not a girl.
TopicGay marriage in the US has now existed longer than the Confederacy
DDirtyDastard
07/08/21 11:43:23 AM
#14
HairyQueen posted...
I am very bad at history, you're not wrong :3
Obviously
TopicU.S. heading for dangerous fall with COVID surge and return of mask mandates
DDirtyDastard
07/08/21 11:42:10 AM
#7
I've actually grown to like the lock downs and mask mandates. If me not getting vaccinated forces everything to get shut down again I'll for sure never get the jab.
TopicMODERNA Vaccine works well against DELTA variant but NOT PFIZER!!
DDirtyDastard
07/08/21 11:40:34 AM
#19
Because Fauci literally has a stake in Moderna.
TopicUS in danger. Delta spreading. Public health measures likely to return.
DDirtyDastard
07/08/21 11:40:01 AM
#13
AldousIsDead posted...
Seriously, get vaccinated if you haven't. I keep repeating this, but a relatively mild case of covid left me with heart damage and ED. If covid doesn't kill you it can still cripple you permanently.

Wash your damn hands, wear your damn mask, and get your damn shot.
Covid gave you Erectile Dysfunction?
TopicGay marriage in the US has now existed longer than the Confederacy
DDirtyDastard
07/08/21 11:37:58 AM
#6
HairyQueen posted...
Why not millions?
Someone needs a history lesson on civilization.
TopicShould politics be banned from CE?
DDirtyDastard
07/08/21 11:36:18 AM
#44
It already is

if you try to question the mainstream narrative
Topicwhat exactly do liberals stand for?
DDirtyDastard
07/07/21 11:03:18 PM
#40
They literally just look at what the right stands for and take the opposite position, no matter how insane or irrational it is.
TopicIf a girl asked if youd like to have sex, would you consider this harassment?
DDirtyDastard
07/07/21 11:02:01 PM
#46
Only if she were ugly.
Topicdo you say "aw-nee-may" or "annie-may"?
DDirtyDastard
07/07/21 7:42:41 PM
#14
Kitt posted...
Anna-May

TopicDo you golf?
DDirtyDastard
07/07/21 7:32:30 PM
#8
I disc golf
TopicBiden admin to go door to door for unvaccinated peeps
DDirtyDastard
07/06/21 5:14:18 PM
#43
Kalk posted...
Why not just let them catch covid, die off, then move on? They have been given every chance already.

Survial of the fittest IMO.
lol @ you not understanding percentages. The vaccine is literally to protect the people who AREN'T the fittest.
TopicBiden admin to go door to door for unvaccinated peeps
DDirtyDastard
07/06/21 5:05:55 PM
#37
This reminds me of those guys that shamelessly keep creeping on and stalking chicks who have repeatedly told them no, hoping the girl might finally give him a chance if he keeps on persisting.
TopicWhy does this board defends age gap relationship so much?
DDirtyDastard
07/06/21 4:51:19 PM
#113
I'm dating a woman 13 years older than me and she's awesome. Way better than women my age and younger.
TopicAmerikkka, what are your thought on people that write that?
DDirtyDastard
07/06/21 4:49:57 PM
#6
They're just as racist as the kkk
TopicIs it wrong I cant be bothered to get vaccinated?
DDirtyDastard
07/06/21 4:45:18 PM
#134
No it is not. Don't believe all these brainwashed haters.
TopicForever Purge will Outrage CONSERVATIVES because the WHITE MEN are the BAD GUYS
DDirtyDastard
07/06/21 4:39:28 PM
#26
No worse than what they teach children in schools.
TopicDo we really need a new OLED Nintendo Switch?
DDirtyDastard
07/06/21 4:37:21 PM
#5
Reigning_King posted...
Had my Switch for 3.5ish years and my joy on are still fine. Maybe the people with drifting ones should take better care of their stuff.
Maybe you should stfu.
TopicDo you carry cash
DDirtyDastard
07/06/21 4:36:29 PM
#18
I usually carry cash when I go to the bar for pool tables, darts, tips, etc.
TopicHave you had any moderations overturned since they changed it?
DDirtyDastard
07/06/21 4:34:51 PM
#8
When did they change it and what have they changed? I've only had one moderation overturned ever and it was because they modded it by accident.
TopicIt feels so weird getting compliments
DDirtyDastard
07/06/21 4:33:29 PM
#2
I get them all the time. I usually have pre-packaged responses depending on the compliment that often times get laughs or strike up a meaningful conversation.
TopicTeen Babysitter who thinks She's UGLY has her DREAMS come true!! Is She Hot??
DDirtyDastard
07/06/21 2:27:17 PM
#9
The only thing ugly about her is her personality.

And her body.
TopicThis rice cooker is the best gift I've ever gotten
DDirtyDastard
07/02/21 3:43:59 PM
#4
Rice is the most overrated food of all time.
TopicHow long do you usually keep cars for?
DDirtyDastard
07/02/21 3:38:47 PM
#25
I tend to go through my vehicles fast because I put a ton of mileage on them. Average lifespan on them is about 2-3 years.
TopicIs another shutdown coming, in America? Delta variant + unvaccinated ppl
DDirtyDastard
07/02/21 2:37:32 PM
#46
July 19th 2021, there were even more riots on the streets tell me where were you?
TopicThe only reason why leftists are radical and extreme is because it's effective
DDirtyDastard
07/02/21 2:35:10 PM
#50
It's only effective on the weak and cowardly.
Topicim quitting one of my jobs today
DDirtyDastard
07/02/21 2:33:08 PM
#5
I'd have fired your ass a long time ago.
Topicdrinking a whiskey and then drinking a vodka drink
DDirtyDastard
07/02/21 2:31:47 PM
#5
Sounds like you're asking for a hangover. Don't mix liquors son. That's alcoholism in 101.
TopicWhat time of day do you typically shower/bathe?
DDirtyDastard
07/02/21 2:28:22 PM
#17
I only shower if I'm dirty, sweaty, or if it's been a few days and I'm due to do some laundry. I usually shower in the afternoons/evenings because of my roommate's sleeping schedule. I only use soap to scrub off dirt and I only use shampoo before I go see my girl or if I have to meet up with someone for business.
TopicWhat the hell is wrong with people from Montana?
DDirtyDastard
07/02/21 2:25:41 PM
#7
So you're saying that there's something wrong with people who are kind to others? Gotcha.
TopicShe sits next to you and says ''Hey ugly fuck, hurry up and seduce me''
DDirtyDastard
06/30/21 10:26:51 PM
#9
Dark_SilverX posted...
rip that dress off with my teeth and get to work.
You'd fail.
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