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| Topic | C/D Marisa Tomei is still hot |
| Smackems 02/18/21 11:57:42 PM #4 | Ab-so-lutely --- Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude |
| Topic | My name is Buck and I like to |
| Smackems 02/18/21 11:53:21 PM #4 | Paragon21XX posted... It's not "I like," it's "I'm here." That misquote likely originated in Far Cry 3.Why do you know that --- Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude |
| Topic | Do you have a favorable opinion of Texas? |
| Smackems 02/18/21 11:51:52 PM #10 | Don't really care one way or the other --- Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude |
| Topic | I played D&D with children today. Their first time |
| Smackems 02/18/21 11:50:25 PM #44 | MedeaLysistrata posted... That's pretty cool, didn't know. Might look into some systems for that.Well there may be better systems out there for that, i made that one up. I'm always looking for ways to speed things up And hey, you like what you like, it's all good --- Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude |
| Topic | I played D&D with children today. Their first time |
| Smackems 02/18/21 11:42:28 PM #41 | MedeaLysistrata posted... I've never seen it get quite that bad, that's generally against the rules lol. Can you do large scale fights in DnD?I have developed large battle systems, yes. Usually I make large groups (like 20 plus) attack in groups and give them a semi high armor class, but only 1 hp to help things move along faster Can't do that often or for very long, though, because constant combat can get tiring and boring --- Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude |
| Topic | I played D&D with children today. Their first time |
| Smackems 02/18/21 11:36:57 PM #38 | MedeaLysistrata posted... Yeah, that would be the major difference I guess. Dice combat is probably more stimulating than text combat.From what I remember, they would just write the thing they wanted to happen and it happened That could end up wild as fuck if left unchecked lol --- Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude |
| Topic | Your gf is into WATER SPORTS!! Thoughts? |
| Smackems 02/18/21 11:35:45 PM #8 | I would do it for her. Im not into it, but she could be into way worse things Also in return she has to put up with my weird armpit fetish --- Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude |
| Topic | Cobalt_wasps is SUSPENDED |
| Smackems 02/18/21 11:29:32 PM #11 | Sexypwnstar posted... Ask users to pm him dealers of illicit substances.I don't think he was serious, fwiw --- Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude |
| Topic | I played D&D with children today. Their first time |
| Smackems 02/18/21 11:28:06 PM #35 | MedeaLysistrata posted... Yeah. It's like DnD but you just write everything out. I guess it adds the inner dimension of the character to the story. I guess text roleplay usually gets pigeonholed into sex stuff but there is also a lot of DnD style stuff that is just the same fare over textAh I got ya. I had a buddy that was into online roleplaying but i don't think dice or checks of any kind were involved --- Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude |
| Topic | Cobalt_wasps is SUSPENDED |
| Smackems 02/18/21 11:24:55 PM #6 | He was having a wild night --- Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude |
| Topic | I played D&D with children today. Their first time |
| Smackems 02/18/21 11:23:31 PM #32 | MedeaLysistrata posted... Also fwiw I don't get the mass appeal of dnd over text rpText rp? --- Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude |
| Topic | I played D&D with children today. Their first time |
| Smackems 02/18/21 11:15:59 PM #30 | Questionmarktarius posted... Still my pride and joy from the days I used to DM:Way better than me when it comes to making it pretty lol I bought a grid mat and used it for years until i recently said fuck it and switched to the official dnd tile sets marthsheretoo posted... Get a better DM lol. Any DM worth their salt knows how to let plans go sideways and not fudge the numbers when PCs realize they need to kill someone before you wanted them to die.Had a similar thing going with one of my campaign main villains. My players killed a lot of innocent people but never suspected the calm elf of being a devil summoner lol --- Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude |
| Topic | I played D&D with children today. Their first time |
| Smackems 02/18/21 11:07:28 PM #26 | MabusIncarnate posted... That's awesome man, my nephews spent a lot of time with me growing up, I watched them a couple times a week when their dad was at work. At a real young age I started introducing them to everything and seeing them experience stuff for the first time and loving it was awesome.Being an uncle really is great Get to let them do the cool shit they can't do at home --- Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude |
| Topic | I played D&D with children today. Their first time |
| Smackems 02/18/21 11:04:45 PM #24 | Questionmarktarius posted... W&D&D?Nah. One of my regular players does though. He doesn't do enough that he can't pay attention or anything tho --- Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude |
| Topic | I played D&D with children today. Their first time |
| Smackems 02/18/21 11:02:00 PM #22 | Questionmarktarius posted... The extra D in DD&D also helps with that.Yeah i bet. I quit drinking years ago though. So I'm always sober... And also, and this may make me a weirdo, I don't eat before playing. I dm hungry so I'm on the ball with everything. Helps my focus That may be kinda fucked up lol --- Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude |
| Topic | I played D&D with children today. Their first time |
| Smackems 02/18/21 10:58:16 PM #19 | MedeaLysistrata posted... Rollplay all the way. >_>I always just tell my players if someone has plot armor, which isn't often at all, and that they can do pretty much whatever they want in the confines of the world i have set up My players have fucked up my plans so many times lol. And that's how you learn how to wing it --- Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude |
| Topic | I played D&D with children today. Their first time |
| Smackems 02/18/21 10:55:55 PM #17 | Bad_Mojo posted... There is a pandemic going on and I don't have any friends. I tried to DM with my brother and his wife once, but I wasn't very good.Hmm.. Maybe just play as a player and observe you dm's. Learn from them. I know comic book stores and stuff usually have people playing and will sometimes let random newbies play with them But yeah, can't really do that right now --- Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude |
| Topic | I played D&D with children today. Their first time |
| Smackems 02/18/21 10:53:01 PM #14 | Questionmarktarius posted... The most important thing is finding an agreeable group.I've always played as "we will roleplaying, but it will be goofy af." And then had about 80% actual gameplay. Not just combat, but plenty of other hurdles to tackle, sometimes even requiring my players to do (often dumb) physical things I've never allowed alcohol in my games. I know that would turn into "screw this lets get drunk" --- Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude |
| Topic | I played D&D with children today. Their first time |
| Smackems 02/18/21 10:46:42 PM #11 | Bad_Mojo posted... You did a good thing, TC. Now help me get into it, please. I have Beyond and understand how to play, but never get the chance.The only thing I can tell you is just get with people and play and practice (which is difficult right now I know). I've never played it online or anything myself so couldn't help ya there --- Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude |
| Topic | I played D&D with children today. Their first time |
| Smackems 02/18/21 10:45:02 PM #10 | Questionmarktarius posted... I was part of the "feedback community" on 5E, and sent WotC a treatise on turning D&D into a sort of object-oriented box model thing about classes and skills and stuff. A tiny handful of it looks to have actually made it to the end product, but I suspect they mostly thought I was crazy.Lol well it just be like that sometimes I've done that for a couple game alphas --- Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude |
| Topic | Is anyone else still laughing their ass off that Ted Cruz went to Cancun. |
| Smackems 02/18/21 10:44:02 PM #3 | whitelytning posted... Im more confused at the outrage. I mean can you really blame people for not wanting to be in a cold place without power? Makes sense to me to want to leave.Because his people are suffering. He should be there with them, helping and bringing them together --- Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude |
| Topic | I don't understand date rapists |
| Smackems 02/18/21 10:42:50 PM #10 | The reason is because they want to have sex with them and don't know if that feeling will be mutual, so they force it --- Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude |
| Topic | I played D&D with children today. Their first time |
| Smackems 02/18/21 10:40:49 PM #7 | Questionmarktarius posted... I guess 5E does scale pretty easily.I love it. Very adaptable and it's both simplified and complex --- Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude |
| Topic | Will preserverance finally find evidence of life on mars? |
| Smackems 02/18/21 10:36:25 PM #87 | Strider102 posted... That calls into question if we'd be able to gather enough resources that allow us to survive such things for an extended length of time. We need food, drinkable water, and a near unlimited supply of oxygen.Well all that would be up to the survivors I know my fat ass would die immediately lol --- Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude |
| Topic | I played D&D with children today. Their first time |
| Smackems 02/18/21 10:34:47 PM #5 | Questionmarktarius posted... How old are the kids? If it's less than 12 or so, then BECMI would be pretty good.They are 11, 11, and 12 They've always been curious when we adults played it but I knew they would lose interest real quick if they were bombarded with the whole thing Also we didn't have a lot of time so I made everything they needed for them --- Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude |
| Topic | Could someone tell me why school kids would stick gum under the desk/chair? |
| Smackems 02/18/21 10:32:26 PM #9 | visiny posted... Imagine being lazy during youth. By the time they hit their 30s their body is gonna fall apart like dominoes:( This happened to me --- Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude |
| Topic | I played D&D with children today. Their first time |
| Smackems 02/18/21 10:31:28 PM #3 | Questionmarktarius posted... Which edition?5th but like I said I simplified it down like a mf. No skills, no attributes, just super basic stuff --- Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude |
| Topic | I played D&D with children today. Their first time |
| Smackems 02/18/21 10:25:28 PM #1 | Simplified the rules and stuff WAY down, made it all up as I went. Just to show them what the game is like These kids can never play a board game together without fussing, losing interest 5 minutes in, or even reading the rules. But they were all patient, very attentive and they fuckin loved it Think d&d got 3 new little fans today --- Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude |
| Topic | Will preserverance finally find evidence of life on mars? |
| Smackems 02/18/21 10:18:39 PM #79 | pure_temper posted... we could extinguish all life on earth down to bacteria by razing the atmosphere and our water via nuclear holocaust lolGuarantee a few humans would find a way to survive that. Blast off to space, go underground, something Some of us are just damn good at surviving and there are people that for sure have plans for this lol --- Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude |
| Topic | Would you survive an encounter with Anton Chigurh? |
| Smackems 02/18/21 10:16:06 PM #16 | Josiah_Is_Back posted... Consider the scene with the gas station clerk. Chigurh let the man live simply because the man guessed correctly on the coin toss. In Chigurh's warped moral framework, the man needed to earn his existence (since he inherited the residence from his father-in-law) and the man guessing heads correctly validated to Chigurh that the man deserved to continue his life.That's the only thing though that i remember. Him adhering to coin tosses But i haven't seen it in a few years --- Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude |
| Topic | Will preserverance finally find evidence of life on mars? |
| Smackems 02/18/21 10:12:37 PM #71 | apolloooo posted... Lol we are in the process of self annihilation we probably will be extinct in a century of two. Not even type 0 civilization.There's no way humans annihilate themselves to the point extinction There are too many of us, completely spread out, and we are incredibly adaptable --- Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude |
| Topic | Could someone tell me why school kids would stick gum under the desk/chair? |
| Smackems 02/18/21 10:07:15 PM #3 | Well it had to go somewhere --- Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude |
| Topic | Would you survive an encounter with Anton Chigurh? |
| Smackems 02/18/21 10:06:30 PM #7 | What principles? Seemed like he was as loose as a loose canon gets --- Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude |
| Topic | What are you guys playing, and are you enjoying it? |
| Smackems 02/18/21 10:04:47 PM #21 | You went through both Ys 8 and 9? Damn fam Did you like 9 pretty good? And I'm all over the place after I beat Ys 9. Can't find anything that holds my attention long. I was playing Hyrule Warriors AoC until my switch died, and I've been out of power so can't do that anymore --- Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude |
| Topic | What will the above poster get banned for? |
| Smackems 02/18/21 9:17:08 PM #16 | Trumble posted... Stalking SBAllen's sister.Posting a giant green veiny pp --- Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude |
| Topic | My battery is at 69% |
| Smackems 02/18/21 9:11:36 PM #3 | It's not at 69% any more Not nice --- Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude |
| Topic | My battery is at 69% |
| Smackems 02/18/21 9:06:42 PM #1 | Nice --- Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude |
| Topic | evil is real |
| Smackems 02/18/21 8:57:20 PM #32 | Are you drunk --- Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude |
| Topic | Little known Black History Month figure, Mary Ellen Pleasant |
| Smackems 02/18/21 8:51:16 PM #2 | Good on her --- Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude |
| Topic | evil is real |
| Smackems 02/18/21 8:50:00 PM #25 | Are the spread sheeters like the lalilulelo --- Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude |
| Topic | evil is real |
| Smackems 02/18/21 8:46:38 PM #20 | Cobalt_Wasps posted... i wish i was on smackYou can't get on me --- Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude |
| Topic | evil is real |
| Smackems 02/18/21 8:43:04 PM #16 | Vicious_Dios posted... Seriously, lay off the smack.? --- Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude |
| Topic | Have you ever lived in Texas, CE? |
| Smackems 02/18/21 8:40:27 PM #3 | Nay --- Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude |
| Topic | So, the game F.E.A.R. - what are your thoughts on it? |
| Smackems 02/18/21 8:32:34 PM #12 | Played it last year. Overrated. Not scary, not very fun, dull and drab environments I can't Think of anything I liked --- Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude |
| Topic | CE, my cat died. :( RIP |
| Smackems 02/18/21 8:20:27 PM #23 | Sorry to hear that --- Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude |
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