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TopicI defend Captain Marvel - I thought it was a fine movie, but...
008Zulu
04/01/21 1:38:33 AM
#5
Act 3 wasn't done very well. Look back to all the Act 3 villain fights of Thor, Iron Man, Captain America, each of the villains in those movies was someone who stood on equal ground to the hero they were fighting. But in Captain Marvel, she just faced off against her old (and significantly outclassed) squad. It was a "soft ball" fight. No sense of urgency or risk.

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TopicBest non MCU, non X-Men/Spidey, Marvel movie?
008Zulu
04/01/21 1:35:43 AM
#10
The Directors cut of the Affleck Daredevil is apparently much better than the theatrical cut. But Snipes as Blade was the best.

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If you protest, it's because you feel your voice isn't being heard. If you riot, it's because you feel your voice is being ignored.
TopicZack Snyder's Justice League is visually one of the ugliest movies I've seen
008Zulu
04/01/21 1:17:25 AM
#76
Pogo_Marimo posted...
Or maybe Snyder is just such an auteur I can't understand his brilliance.
If you make movies where people don't understand your brilliance, you're not an auteur. Your just bad at making movies.

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If you protest, it's because you feel your voice isn't being heard. If you riot, it's because you feel your voice is being ignored.
TopicPolice officers sue Donald Trump for injuries resulting from Capitol riot
008Zulu
03/31/21 8:32:59 PM
#6
MAGA Idiots: Blue Lives Matter!

cops sue Trump

Maga Idiots: Fuck the po-po!

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If you protest, it's because you feel your voice isn't being heard. If you riot, it's because you feel your voice is being ignored.
TopicYou get an hour of unrestricted live airtime on Fox News.
008Zulu
03/31/21 8:31:19 PM
#9
I would run a one hour animation saying, "No reasonable person would ever listen to Fox News." on repeat for the hour.

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If you protest, it's because you feel your voice isn't being heard. If you riot, it's because you feel your voice is being ignored.
TopicBatwoman! What are you doing!? O_o
008Zulu
03/31/21 4:02:38 AM
#16
008Zulu posted...
No, it can't be real! It's impossible!!

SuperShake666 posted...
The original line is that she's going to murder Superman.

So this is what it feels like, when doves cry.

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If you protest, it's because you feel your voice isn't being heard. If you riot, it's because you feel your voice is being ignored.
TopicRogue Trader - An Underrated Wh40k Gem
008Zulu
03/31/21 3:15:25 AM
#8
AtelierAlchemy posted...
Humble Bundle sells books?

They have on occasion sold massive bundles of the 40k RPG books.

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If you protest, it's because you feel your voice isn't being heard. If you riot, it's because you feel your voice is being ignored.
TopicWill you be picking up Mass Effect Legendary Edition
008Zulu
03/30/21 9:39:27 PM
#45
Nah, already have all 3 on PC. And with mods, they look as good as the remastered anyway. Plus with the original ass intact.

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If you protest, it's because you feel your voice isn't being heard. If you riot, it's because you feel your voice is being ignored.
TopicIt's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
008Zulu
03/30/21 8:50:32 PM
#21
Homer, there's a man here who thinks he can help you.

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If you protest, it's because you feel your voice isn't being heard. If you riot, it's because you feel your voice is being ignored.
TopicNier Replicant Ver. 1.22474487139 - The Final Preview
008Zulu
03/30/21 8:46:19 PM
#4
Will it have fake butthole scandal?

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If you protest, it's because you feel your voice isn't being heard. If you riot, it's because you feel your voice is being ignored.
TopicThe sex cauldron I thought they shut that place down!
008Zulu
03/30/21 8:43:11 PM
#8
But Main Street is still cracked and broken!

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If you protest, it's because you feel your voice isn't being heard. If you riot, it's because you feel your voice is being ignored.
Topicyoutube planning to hide dislikes on videos
008Zulu
03/30/21 6:45:17 PM
#46
Videos only have a like button, not dislike, and no comments enabled. Ok, we have successfully sheltered the snowflakes. Oh no! A video has been watched 5 million times, but only 35,000 people Liked it! This means millions didn't like it! We now have to hide these statistics so people don't find out they suck!

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If you protest, it's because you feel your voice isn't being heard. If you riot, it's because you feel your voice is being ignored.
TopicMatt Gaetz reportedly considering Newsmax job
008Zulu
03/30/21 6:36:33 PM
#20
Newsmax is fine with pedos it seems.

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If you protest, it's because you feel your voice isn't being heard. If you riot, it's because you feel your voice is being ignored.
TopicIve been going out of my way to not buy Chinese made goods
008Zulu
03/30/21 6:34:42 PM
#3
It's a bit easier where I am, most of my local stores clothing comes from Bangladesh now.

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TopicSo did Mace Windu spoilers got prequel trilogy
008Zulu
03/30/21 4:17:50 AM
#5
Yes.

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TopicHypothetical: Your teenage daughter identities as a vampire.
008Zulu
03/30/21 4:16:13 AM
#18
Kids stop doing stupid shit they think is cool, when they see grown-ups acting the same way.

So I coat myself in body glitter, and tell her I am also a vampire. Then tell her I intend to pose as a teenager, to infiltrate her school.

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If you protest, it's because you feel your voice isn't being heard. If you riot, it's because you feel your voice is being ignored.
TopicFinished Mass Effect 2 for the first time *spoilers*
008Zulu
03/30/21 4:01:15 AM
#16
Arrival was the nice cap to that game.

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If you protest, it's because you feel your voice isn't being heard. If you riot, it's because you feel your voice is being ignored.
TopicBatwoman! What are you doing!? O_o
008Zulu
03/30/21 3:59:25 AM
#6
UnfairRepresent posted...
We need less violent WW stories like this:

https://i.imgur.com/7eBukBq.png
No, it can't be real! It's impossible!!

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If you protest, it's because you feel your voice isn't being heard. If you riot, it's because you feel your voice is being ignored.
Topicremember cracked.com
008Zulu
03/29/21 7:14:13 AM
#41
Doe posted...
Just learned about John Cheese being accused of sexual harrassment. That really sucks.
Do we know how that played out?

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If you protest, it's because you feel your voice isn't being heard. If you riot, it's because you feel your voice is being ignored.
TopicShe looks at you and says 'Hey loca, my jacket fell in the lake. Get it for me.'
008Zulu
03/29/21 3:47:40 AM
#17
Tell her to 'cool off', then accidentally bump her in to the lake.

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If you protest, it's because you feel your voice isn't being heard. If you riot, it's because you feel your voice is being ignored.
Topicremember cracked.com
008Zulu
03/29/21 3:43:54 AM
#35
Tom Clark posted...
Seanbaby's comics were fantastic

For the nostalgia;

http://www.seanbaby.com/

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If you protest, it's because you feel your voice isn't being heard. If you riot, it's because you feel your voice is being ignored.
TopicDid you bring the toll?
008Zulu
03/28/21 4:44:36 AM
#5
If we don't get no tolls, then we don't get no rolls.

I made that up!

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If you protest, it's because you feel your voice isn't being heard. If you riot, it's because you feel your voice is being ignored.
TopicBrexitor's face eaten by leopards.
008Zulu
03/28/21 4:26:51 AM
#15
"Anthony Cook, who has lived in Spain for seven years, told Global247news: The Spanish dream is over for me, its time to go back to Cardiff."

No one deserves that.

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If you protest, it's because you feel your voice isn't being heard. If you riot, it's because you feel your voice is being ignored.
Topicremember cracked.com
008Zulu
03/28/21 4:22:59 AM
#20
I remember when they got bought out by a company that had no idea how to run an website like Cracked, and fired all the competent staff.

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If you protest, it's because you feel your voice isn't being heard. If you riot, it's because you feel your voice is being ignored.
TopicThe perfect girl but she's a passionate Christian who prays all the time.
008Zulu
03/27/21 7:34:14 PM
#79
DD Divine posted...
My first gf was that way. She called me hysterically crying one day because they talked about revelations and she was so upset that were openly setting things up for the number of the beast and this is happening very soon were going to have chips inserted into our hands to pay for stuff and use to identify ourselves. Very soon.....this was 1998.
ID chips in our hands has been a sci-fi staple since the 70's, every generation has been saying something like this.

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TopicTrump Makes Bizarre 'Hugging And Kissing' Claim About Capitol Riots
008Zulu
03/27/21 1:04:12 AM
#20
So... death by snu snu?

Fuck, Trump is a moron.

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If you protest, it's because you feel your voice isn't being heard. If you riot, it's because you feel your voice is being ignored.
Topic"I look smart, take a pic!"
008Zulu
03/26/21 7:38:12 PM
#6
But that is the correct procedure for soldering a CMOS battery.

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If you protest, it's because you feel your voice isn't being heard. If you riot, it's because you feel your voice is being ignored.
TopicThe perfect girl but she's a passionate Christian who prays all the time.
008Zulu
03/26/21 7:33:22 PM
#31
UnfairRepresent posted...
What if her prayer buddy is a big British black man called Wesley?
Then I shall say to Wesley, "I have two rules; No eye contact during, and our dongs shall never touch."

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If you protest, it's because you feel your voice isn't being heard. If you riot, it's because you feel your voice is being ignored.
TopicThe Suicide Squad trailer drops tomorrow
008Zulu
03/26/21 6:43:22 PM
#36
SevenTenths posted...
Shark cgi is rough but otherwise looks fun
King Shark from the Flash tv series looked better.

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If you protest, it's because you feel your voice isn't being heard. If you riot, it's because you feel your voice is being ignored.
TopicThe perfect girl but she's a passionate Christian who prays all the time.
008Zulu
03/26/21 6:39:57 PM
#23
You, your prayer buddy and I, should have a "holy trinity"!

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If you protest, it's because you feel your voice isn't being heard. If you riot, it's because you feel your voice is being ignored.
TopicGuest on Fox News: 'The right is going to pick a fascist within 10-20 years'
008Zulu
03/26/21 6:13:00 AM
#14
Heartomaton posted...
Tucker Carlson always looks like he just shit his pants and doesn't know what his next move should be.
Tucker: If ahitting my pants got me in to this mess, shitting them again will get me out of it!

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If you protest, it's because you feel your voice isn't being heard. If you riot, it's because you feel your voice is being ignored.
TopicTed Cruz visits the border and pretends to care about migrant families.
008Zulu
03/26/21 3:39:53 AM
#11
He doesn't care about his own (ugly wife, and threw his kids under the bus), so why does he expect us to believe he cares about families?

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If you protest, it's because you feel your voice isn't being heard. If you riot, it's because you feel your voice is being ignored.
TopicGot my first lighted keyboard and the colours are fucking with my brain.
008Zulu
03/26/21 2:55:26 AM
#3
Put a towel over the keyboard so you can't see the lights.

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If you protest, it's because you feel your voice isn't being heard. If you riot, it's because you feel your voice is being ignored.
TopicIf you won a large powerball jackpot would it guarantee your happiness?
008Zulu
03/26/21 2:54:01 AM
#24
SamsungGearS2 posted...
Id be set for life, and I could also use some of that money to change my identity.
I already have dibs on "Max Power".

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TopicThe Suicide Squad trailer drops tomorrow
008Zulu
03/26/21 12:56:46 AM
#28
Gobstoppers12 posted...
Different story, but still has Margot Robbie, so who knows? DC plays fast and loose with continuity sometimes.
"Idris Elba as Robert DuBois / Bloodsport: A mercenary with a technologically-advanced suit that only he can use. After shooting Superman with a Kryptonite bullet, he shortens his prison sentence by joining Task Force X so he can reunite with his daughter."

Guess Will Smith was unavailable, and couldn't afford to come up with a different backstory either.


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TopicTheater cancels cinderella because cast is 98% whit
008Zulu
03/25/21 8:33:09 PM
#21
Pitlord_Special posted...
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chanhassen,_Minnesota

IMO community theatre should reflect the community. The citys population is overwhelmingly white so cancelling the show because of that is definitely virching on their part.
How many of the 7.5% were involved in the theater? How many of them were actual actors in the theater? Diversity is great and all, but what happens if there is no one qualified, or even interested?

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If you protest, it's because you feel your voice isn't being heard. If you riot, it's because you feel your voice is being ignored.
TopicThe Suicide Squad trailer drops tomorrow
008Zulu
03/25/21 8:29:22 PM
#20
So it's a reboot of a 7 year old movie?

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TopicI lost 110lbs, why don't I really have any excess skin?
008Zulu
03/25/21 1:33:00 AM
#6
You gradually lost the weight, so your body was able to adapt better.

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If you protest, it's because you feel your voice isn't being heard. If you riot, it's because you feel your voice is being ignored.
TopicUtah signs bill to BLOCK ALL PORN on ALL MOBILE DEVICES to protect CHILDREN!!
008Zulu
03/25/21 1:13:21 AM
#25
Weezy_Tha_Don posted...
how do they enforce that?
You think they thought that far ahead? They'll just shift responsibility to the tech companies.

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TopicPost a Mr Burns clip you like
008Zulu
03/24/21 11:51:21 PM
#7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUgWcDR3BNo

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If you protest, it's because you feel your voice isn't being heard. If you riot, it's because you feel your voice is being ignored.
TopicTucker Carlson GRILLS Governor Kristi Noem on transgender rights.
008Zulu
03/24/21 11:25:57 PM
#13
Cucumber21 posted...
He has the occasional bad opinion. You shouldn't wish death on him over that.
"Occasional" is not how you spell "all the time".

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TopicSo you can't upgrade the SSD from your PS5 without overheating.
008Zulu
03/24/21 11:25:04 PM
#62
s0nicfan posted...
As of launch Sony had yet to certify a single third party SSD for their console, so I'm curious what people are jamming into their console.
You cannot ask that question on the internet.

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TopicTucker Carlson GRILLS Governor Kristi Noem on transgender rights.
008Zulu
03/24/21 8:12:10 PM
#11
CouldBeAnAlt posted...
Carlson should do everyone a favor and fucking die
Then we'd all owe him. And I don't fancy owing favours to scum.

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TopicEmbarrassing childhood moments?
008Zulu
03/24/21 8:10:49 PM
#15
When I was 10, I was out shopping with my family. I noticed that some fat little kid was starring at me, so I starred right back knowing he'd blink first. After, I want to say 20 seconds, I noticed I was starring at my own reflection.

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