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MICHALECOLE posted...

I bang her underneath a blanket right next to him and somehow he never seems to notice

Well he does seem very into his games

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As a ref your job is to be unbiased and good at communication

If you suck at that you should be fired

No one would trust you

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"You're so small and quiet, I could have shot you!"

How do you react?
What do you do?

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DarkFists posted...

Only on leave? People have been fired for less, yeesh

I'm guessing leave because this is an accusation and there's no proof? So their hands are tied during this "investigation"?

If he actually did it and they know he did it and he's not fired, that's total bullshit

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This is such a dumb thing to be mad about anyway

Especially when Fox has been talking shit about women in the military for months now.

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SuperExcitebike posted...

Dale Gribble

Dale isn't the protaganist. Hank Hill is.

And Peggy would never cuckold him because no man on this Earth wants to fuck that harpy

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Topic may contain spoilers for a vareity of fictional works. Movies, books, film etc.

Sure there are plenty of stories where the hero gets cheated on.

But Earl's wife is flat out fucking a larger, more attractive, more intelligent black guy (Darnell) on the reg for years, even having a child with him while married to Earl and Earl is totally cool with it. He hangs with Darnell and buys him stuff.

His wife even eventually dumps him to marry Darnell and Earl attends the wedding.

Meanwhile Earl is portrayed as a brave hardworking decent guy, trying to do good and improve/fix his life.

I can't think of any other protaganist that's true of. Even Last Man On Earth didn't go far that with Phill and Phill #2

And no Mario and Rick Grimes don't count.

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Just rewatched the video and YIKES at the text at the end where it just goes "Blacks commit tons of crime! MLK was a Republican who pointed out how shit black people are unlike SJWs today!"

That's totally fucked up and weird to insert at the end of that sketch.

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Is this the one with Darnell from My Name is Earl?

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Lost_All_Senses posted...

Ask him how he'd like to join the team. Then jump to montage of him becoming the star player of my football team as he never misses a field goal. I break his leg and tell him I needed his pathetic ass to actually have something for me to take away before I could make us even. Then I finish singing the song I was singing when he kicked my dog as I walk away.

jesus

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AirFresh posted...

Gotta say I'm really digging the soundtrack so far. It feels like one of those odd, quirky Sundance movies but done in video game style.

Yeah the sound track is probably the best part about the game

It sells the story more than the writing lol

Toby Fox wrote a track I think

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Tom Clark posted...

He went on some rants saying that the people criticising the game just don't "get" art, just want kids' toys to play with rather than something nuanced like his game apparently is, and are too easily triggered by flawed characters, or something to that effect - made him seem really whiny and unlikable.

Even worse than that

He said that people who play video games don't understand and can't appreciate writing or a dislikable main character because they're too immature. The game only failed because he assumed gamers were as mature as book readers.

Rather than admit he just made a shitty game with a shitty character, he literally pulled the "Everybody is dumb but me" card and insulted all gamers.

He also

Ending spoilers:

Inserted a really condecending happy ending as an insult to people who wanted one. Then made an actual happy ending but didn't release it so it can only be viewed on Youtube. Purely to mock the critics.

And for the record I fully agree there's no reason to have a happy ending in a game if the creator doesn't want one but then just don't have one, don't actively be a dick to people.

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It's "Set" in 1999 but nothing in the game really reflects that beyond the Y2K joke

It's boring and terribly written. There's a reason why everyone hates it. The guy who made it clearly wants to be an author but lacks the talent. So there's paragraph after paragraph of badly written rambling nonsense that's totally rundantant and uninteresting.

And a lot of is just cringy. Every time 1 or 2 lines will do he writes whole paragraphs.

Take this as an example:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIVHbQrvTA8

Now the exact same joke from TellTale:
https://youtu.be/CqIYqMlYhpY

You can see the difference in quality/skill of the writing inside 2 minutes.

It's also kinda weird, it's full of references to the previous game the dev made that nobody played (or liked) and it comes across as delusional.

So bad writing
Bad characters
Bad plot
Bad combat
Boring
Repetetive

It clearly has passion behind it if you appreciate that janky quirk but that doesn't make the game not shit

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Dead even so far

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Koishi posted...

the bus itself
can't let anything happen to a valuable transportation vehicle

By default that saves the kids

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WTF is even going on in this thread?

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https://youtu.be/ZaoN2Q9g508

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My mind went too:

https://i.imgur.com/N5QUDX9.png

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You're walking your dog one day, having a lovely time singing to yourself:

"It's a lovely day for walking dogs,
All around the pond you see jumping frogs,
Youths under the trees having snogs,
In the wind you can feel the a-"

When from out of no where a little kid walks up and says "Heh-heh, stupid dog!"
And then before you can react he suddenly runs up and punts your dog.

Your dog yelps and jumps back while the kid laughs loudly.

https://i.imgur.com/KzwVtRe.jpeg

How do you react?
What do you do?

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Irony posted...

Pretty sure the pope endorsed same sex marriage it was the rest of the vatican that refused.

You're wrong

The pope just endorsed an edict saying Bishops and priests are NOT allowed to bless gay couples.

This idea that the pope is liberal and gay friendly is a bizarre myth on the Internet I never comprehend.

What the Pope said was "If someone with homosexual urges never ever ever ever ever ever acts on them on any way and either dies a single virgin or raises a family anyway while dedicating their life to the church, then they might not go to hell."

Which is about as progressive as Judge Dredd

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hang on a mo

Someone in this topic (or maybe part 1) said Walking Dead was set in a universe that had no zombie media, which is why everyone was so unprepared for it

But Glenn referenced Portal

Portal references Half Life and came out alongside Half Life 2 episode 2.

There are Zombies in Half Life

I FOUND A PLOT HOLE!

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Yeah Twitter is NOT a monopoly.

And Trump's banning for (years) of blatant rules violations would not be controversial at all if he wasn't a cult leader

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Catholic bishops in Germany are leading an international revolt against a Vatican edict that forbids clergy to bless same-sex unions.

The archbishop of Bamberg in Bavaria joined more than 200 theologians and 2,000 priests, deacons, monks and other clergy in opposition to the decree as at least one German cathedral and a Catholic order pointedly displayed the rainbow flag, a symbol of the gay rights movement.

The rebellion was prompted by the Vaticans declaration last week that clerics would be prohibited from blessing parterships.

The edict was issue by the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith, the arm of the Holy See that clarifies Catholic teachings, and was endorsed by the Pope.

Full Article: https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/catholic-bishops-in-germany-defy-pope-over-gay-blessing-ban-lmf3d8ssb



Not the first time.

20+ years ago they defied the pope over abortion too:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/456638.stm

Germany and Italy just never seem to be able to get on, even when on the same side.

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Mexican President Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador asserted that the Biden administrations immigration policies have contributed to a surge of migrants that has overwhelmed facilities at the southern border in recent weeks.

President Biden reversed several Trump-era immigration measures, loosening restrictions for asylum claimants and ending a policy that required migrants to remain in Mexico while making their case to enter the United States. Lopez Obrador said the changes prompted migrants fleeing harsh conditions in Central America to risk the journey to the border.

"Expectations were created that with the Government of President Biden there would be a better treatment of migrants," Lopez Obrador said at a press conference. "And this has caused Central American migrants, and also from our country, wanting to cross the border thinking that it is easier to do so."

The Biden administration has resisted calls from GOP lawmakers in recent weeks to declare a crisis at the border and tighten immigration restrictions in response to the surge. More than 15,000 unaccompanied migrant minors are in custody at federal facilities, according to CBS News.

Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas reiterated this week that the southern border is closed. He said the Biden administration has no plans to expel unaccompanied minors who cross the border despite strained capacity at border facilities.

Earlier this week, Biden said he plans to visit the border "at some point."

US officials were set to meet with counterparts in Mexico and Guatemala for discussions on how best to address the border crisis. Lopez Obrador argued Tuesday that US support for economic development in Central American nations would aid the root cause of the migrant surge.

"People dont go to the United States for fun, they go out of necessity," Lopez Obrador said, according to Reuters. "There needs to be support for the development of Central America and the south of Mexico. Particularly Central America."

Full Article: https://www.foxnews.com/politics/mexicos-president-biden-immigration-policies-prompting-border-surge



I feel so bad for those 15,000 kids

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I gotta disagree

You break the rules of the platform, you get kicked off it

If the government wants to make it's own platform and tax fund it, then go ahead

But saying Twitter can't ban users from their own private platform is crazy

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He'll walk

They always do

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Questionmarktarius posted...

Most rednecks, and really everyone else apparently, are too dumb to remember what the actual confederate flag is, anyway...


Except for Georgia. They snuck one in without anyone noticing.

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radical rhino posted...

Skin tone panties confused me at first

Yeah they are ugly as fuck

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Dark_SilverX posted...

Lesbian Batman

Batman isn't a girl though

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Dark_SilverX posted...

dat so hot i want her to be my super man

Who would you be?

Lois? Supergirl? Wonder Woman?

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He right off the bat responded to the murders by going "Look at the black people crime stats!"

Anyone who defends him is full of it

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She likes to dress up and roleplay as male characters and wants you to dress up and roleplay as female counterparts.

Like she'll be Solid Snake and you'll be Meryl or she'll be Goku and you can be Chichi or Android 18. Or she'll be Maleshep and you'll be Tali.

She's not bisexual or transgender or anything. It's just her fetish and causes her to have powerful consecutive multiple orgasms when her boyfriend participates in earnest.



Could you date her?

Inverse to male if that way inclined


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Lol @ him claiming Joe Biden is behind the movement to promote Transgenders in womens sports.

Joe Biden is no friend to the LGBT movement.

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monkmith posted...

so what you're saying is that humanity has devolved into a gilligan's island situation, where they've got all the tech they need to actually fix their issues but instead come up with crazy stupid ideas and bumblefuck around?

No that's not what I am sayig at all

pfh1001 posted...

I doubt the women are going to listen to me

The more things change the more they stay the same eh?

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monkmith posted...

to inseminate maybe, but to procreate?

https://www.irishtimes.com/life-and-style/health-family/could-artificial-sperm-mean-the-end-of-men-1.3986121

there are several theoretical ways

Hence "theoretical" and most research says it's dangerous as fuck. Most of the artificial mice without sperm died.

Plus you don't know what the technology of the future is like

they've just spent a long time and likely a fuck ton of resources cloning some random guy when the simpler answer would have been to make a bunch of embryo and have the women carry them to term if they really wanted to "restore the human race". you've woken into a science fiction porno nightmare, lets hope the masters treat you well...

I think you're misunderstanding. They didn't try to clone *you* specifically.

They tried to clone men. You're just the first success. The fact it's you is a complete coincidence.

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pfh1001 posted...

Even if they're all smoking hot, this whole repopulation scheme of theirs has a really big flaw-- the next generation will all be half siblings.

I don't think they are going to give up on cloning more men

But even so, inbred future generations is better than the end of the entire human race right?

I mean our ancestors all fucked each other back in the day.

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
then I leave the island when I decide I have had enough of their bullshit.

You know that's a one way trip right?

No matter what happens you can't return or they'll kill you.

So if you go out into the mainland and just find empty ruins with no real food sources or working plumbing. You'll be a lonely man

Then you cut your leg and die of an untreated infection on the roof of an Arbys.

Or you catch the virus off something and die.

Or it turns out there are survivors but they are bandits and torture you, then eat you .

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monkmith posted...

so wait, they've got cloning tech but they dont know how to artificially inseminate?

You need sperm to artificially inseminate. You can't do it with Pepsi Max and sand.

They can do it now you're here but... You need to be there first.

no, in reality this is just an island full of horny girls who've grown a sex slave...

Kinda

I mean you joke but there's a huge difference between an island of women who can artificially inseminate themselves and actually having men around.

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mrgoatthief posted...

"You ladies seem nice, where's the island with the dudes with big dongs?"

They're all dead. They're all dead. Everybody's dead, Dave. Gordon Bennett, He's dead, Dave. Everybody's dead. Everybody is dead, Dave!

David1988 posted...

I bid my time for my inevitable revenge against them

Revenge for what?

Giving you the gift of life?

fuming posted...

f I woke up as a man I better get to be 6 foot 6 and ripped with a big dick

well regardless of your dick size it will literally be the biggest dick on the planet

Yeah I was about to say that doesn't really matter anymore.

even if they succeed in making other male clones who are superior to you, you're still going to have the pick of the litter

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gunplagirl posted...

Evil is putting it pretty nicely, tbh, she's fucking horrendous and to say her ideals are revolting is only scratching the surface

So... evil?

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Joel95 posted...

She's a useful tool for white supremacists.

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You wake up to find yourself in a mysterious bedroom on an island, you look around and see only women milling about, all of different ages and races. They all stare at you intently.

Then you're approached by what seems to be the leader of the group.

She explains that it's 2083 and that covid has mutated through the years due to people not taking it seriously. It became lethal and as far as she knows wiped out nearly all life on Earth.

She and the other definitely unaffected cases came to this island for safety but none of the men made it. As such they had to resort to cloning experiments to bring a man back. You are one of those clones.

She says it's too dangerous to leave the island incase the virus is still around. She says they can't allow you to leave and if you sneak off they will shoot you on sight of you try to return for everyone's safety.

She also warns you not to enter the underground lab unless you want to see a bunch of corpses and failed cloning experiments. You're the first and only success so far, not the first attempt.

"I know this is a lot to take in but we're going to need you to repopulate with us. Except Ashley because she's gay."




Even if you were a girl, you're now Male.

The island has farms and power generators but still pretty low tech.

You've retained all your knowledge and skills... well in your case just knowledge I guess... and your body feels the same, like you just went to sleep and woke up the next day. But the real "you" died decades ago.

How do you react?
What do you do?

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But thoughts and prayers

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WingsOfGood posted...

Woof woof bark bark awrooooo hee heee woof woof ark awreee woo bark woof

O_o

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I'd lol if it was super family friendly like the watchmen cartoon

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So Rosita walked to Hilltop inside a few hours?

I've totally lost the plot of this geography

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Words cannot express how stupid this scavenger lady is and how annoying her cadence Is.

I just want Negan to beat the fuck out of all of them


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I'm glad Rick mentioned Glenn saving because I thought about it at the car

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Characters in this show could live for 60 years and they still always assume a corpse is dead and go right next to it

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https://youtu.be/zBJU9ndpH1Q

"Hey Rick
Hey Michonne

That hurt..."

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